Strip Club Reports

[Lister69]

New to Detroit but not to this game.

Recently had a visit to LS on a Thursday night and had good VIP session with Claire, tall blonde with nice real ass. A few more $ than I would have read here (4 roses) but it was fun anyways.

Curious how LS compares to other clubs around the airport area?

Looking for FS based comments.

[WinterKnight]

I enjoyed a session with Ana, 22, a busty Cuban dancer at Criket this week. Medium height, dark eyes and skin, full round breasts and hips and tummy, but she was wearing a wig of long blonde hair that reached her waist; so I can only surmise her actually hair color is dark brown to black.

Like most of the Cuban dancers, she knew little English; I remember some of my high school Spanish, so we communicated just well enough for her to offer "everything for doscientos", and we were headed to the back. We didn't get the larger room she clearly wanted, but I made do with the smaller cubicle. DATY, CBJ, and CFS in a variety of positions.

I know some of you will not choose Ana because she's a bit hefty, and the language barrier on top of that. But I like her just fine the way she is. She was nice and decent and followed direction well. I will repeat.

[WinterKnight]

My city (Akron) has dive bars that have ignorant and unsavory bar staff, dancers and denizens who frequent them, as well as people like me who want to unload and unleash my baby batter into a woman of loose morals vaginal canal. Anyway, there was a double shooting which resulted in a death (happened WAAAAYYYY after bar closing, but still at the bar). Inkster isn't the greatest of areas, has anyone ever had any issues at HVIII, Bogies or anywhere else?

I have been going to most of the clubs reviewed here for about twenty-five years, but most frequently the last three years, and I have never experienced a problem at any club. As others have posted, I stay aware in the parking lot and do not linger: I sort out my wallet, phone and cash before I arrive, and not as I am exiting my vehicle. I walk with purpose. I leave attitude at the door, I am there to have fun. I put a smile on my face like it's my first time at Disneyworld.

One more thing no one has mentioned yet — I don't drink alcohol in the club, not even one. It's a personal choice. I prefer to make decisions there that are not influenced by alcohol. Also, for me, it interferes with arousal. It's easier to remain calm and focused on the girls. And most critically, I prefer not to risk being pulled over on the road and being subjected to a Breathalyzer test by our local LE.

[Horn Knee]

My city (Akron) has dive bars that have ignorant and unsavory bar staff, dancers and denizens who frequent them, as well as people like me who want to unload and unleash my baby batter into a woman of loose morals vaginal canal. Anyway, there was a double shooting which resulted in a death (happened WAAAAYYYY after bar closing, but still at the bar). Inkster isn't the greatest of areas, has anyone ever had any issues at HVIII, Bogies or anywhere else?

I don't go enough to have a real opinion; I haven't been to any clubs in close to a year. But I've never had trouble at any of the clubs that are mentioned here regularly.

[ProjectCastor]

Busy afternoon with roughly equal girls to guy ratio. Being shortly after month end, good time to negotiate- probably accounted for the busier vibe in the club.

Girls I noticed (didn't get some names as the DJ was more garbled than usual):

Ariana.

Jenna.

Blair (Mariah.

Harley.

India (new to me- cute black girl).

Arabella.

Silk.

Liliana.

Mandy.

Honey.

Dynasty.

Enjoyed some time with Mandy for $$. 5. As usual, she was very amenable to suggestions and generally provides a good session even if she's not the chattiest girl in the room.

Any intel on Mariah or India is appreciated.

[Marelobo Mex]

I been doing this for 25 years. Mainly going to H8S, Boggies and the occasional Criicket and H8N. Never once did I experience violence or seen a situation where cops had to be called. Did I see a bouncer toss a customer? A couple times, would not need more than one hand to count. Did I see girls yelling at customers, yes, may need both hands for that over those 25 years. What I am trying to say is chances are slim that anything violent is going to happen. But like anywhere, it is always a possibility. Do not let the thought stop you from going.

I agree with this. If you are asking for trouble or problems you will find them. There have been shootings both inside and outside many Detroit Strip clubs, but there have been shootings inside and outside of many Detroit businesses. You are not taking on any additional risk than any restaurant or gym or office in the area.

When you enter and they pat you down, they aren't checking the size of your dick, they want to be sure you aren't bringing a weapon in. That is a good policy.

If someone starts up with you, de-escalate. It takes a bigger person to walk away than to get angry and insulted.

If you are drunk, make sure you are with friends who are not drunk.

I am a pretty wimpy guy and haven't had problems, I usually go on nightshift.

MM.

[Bad Bird]

My city (Akron) has dive bars that have ignorant and unsavory bar staff, dancers and denizens who frequent them, as well as people like me who want to unload and unleash my baby batter into a woman of loose morals vaginal canal. Anyway, there was a double shooting which resulted in a death (happened WAAAAYYYY after bar closing, but still at the bar). Inkster isn't the greatest of areas, has anyone ever had any issues at HVIII, Bogies or anywhere else?

I been doing this for 25 years. Mainly going to H8S, Boggies and the occasional Criicket and H8N. Never once did I experience violence or seen a situation where cops had to be called. Did I see a bouncer toss a customer? A couple times, would not need more than one hand to count. Did I see girls yelling at customers, yes, may need both hands for that over those 25 years. What I am trying to say is chances are slim that anything violent is going to happen. But like anywhere, it is always a possibility. Do not let the thought stop you from going.

[Timberwolf]

My city (Akron) has dive bars that have ignorant and unsavory bar staff, dancers and denizens who frequent them, as well as people like me who want to unload and unleash my baby batter into a woman of loose morals vaginal canal. Anyway, there was a double shooting which resulted in a death (happened WAAAAYYYY after bar closing, but still at the bar). Inkster isn't the greatest of areas, has anyone ever had any issues at HVIII, Bogies or anywhere else?

Never had an issue at any of the suburban Detroit clubs. All during the day though. I remember reading of a fight at Cheetah's on 8 mile (may even have been in the bathroom) and a gunfight at the Booby Trap. Both a lot of years ago.

The parking lot behavior the previous poster describes is something we should all be doing regardless of where we are or the time of day.

[TomSmith26]

Extras at ace of spade are damn near non existent now. Especially with the rule changes at detroit clubs. Take out is a possibility but be prepared to pay a heavy tax on that. You barely get good contact lap dances at ace of spades.

Thank you.

Esp for saving me the trip.

[MadToTheMaxxx]

Went on a Friday and saw a new face. Thin tall brunette. Her personality is a little rough around the edges. She has skills for dances. I am just reminded its best to confirm what you want beforehand. Walked away with a light wallet with probably less then I expected. That is on me.

[Forty Four]

My city (Akron) has dive bars that have ignorant and unsavory bar staff, dancers and denizens who frequent them, as well as people like me who want to unload and unleash my baby batter into a woman of loose morals vaginal canal. Anyway, there was a double shooting which resulted in a death (happened WAAAAYYYY after bar closing, but still at the bar). Inkster isn't the greatest of areas, has anyone ever had any issues at HVIII, Bogies or anywhere else?

I spent over an hour typing up a reply to your question, and kept changing it because it was too long, or too confusing, or too enbarrassing, so I'll just "cut to the chase".

Years ago, in my younger, more arrogant life, I was robbed as I was leaving a club. Drunk = yes. Paying attention to my surrounding = no. Was fighting or fleeing an option = no. Did I learn from the experience = yes.

Realistically, these guys were going to rob SOMEBODY. . . .

Either a little old lady walking out of Kroger with an empty purse. . . .

Or a drunk walking out of a strip joint who may have a POCKET FULL OF CASH.

If I was in their shoes, I'd pick the easy target too (me).

Was someone in the bar watching me? I don't know.

Would this happen today at one of the Inkster clubs? I don't know, but now I'm sober, walk with "confidence and purpose", and pay attention to my surroundings (hoping to send the message, "Don't F with me! Go rob that dufus over there").

[DooMama7]

My city (Akron) has dive bars that have ignorant and unsavory bar staff, dancers and denizens who frequent them, as well as people like me who want to unload and unleash my baby batter into a woman of loose morals vaginal canal. Anyway, there was a double shooting which resulted in a death (happened WAAAAYYYY after bar closing, but still at the bar). Inkster isn't the greatest of areas, has anyone ever had any issues at HVIII, Bogies or anywhere else?

[VirCof]

This week at day shift I saw the three Cubans who are always there, and three mixed girls, Lila was one of them and she doesn't look like the pornstar Keisha gray.

Yes, you are talking about Lyla. Never been with her, yet.

[Chaseman]

Well I guess it's a different girl but Angel is fun and is reasonably priced! She is pretty popular so that tells you she is good, only works Tuesday day shift.

I agree with Bmarr. It most likely was Lyla based on the description. She definitely is Hispanic and very cute. I haven't had the pleasure of her company in the back, but I've spoken to her before. I'm not sure that I've seen her go in the back and she's never asked me about it. I know before she danced at Criket she was a waitress there.

[JackOfClubs]

Details on session?

Well I guess it's a different girl but Angel is fun and is reasonably priced! She is pretty popular so that tells you she is good, only works Tuesday day shift.