Massage Parlor Reports

[DankStank]

Came in for an hour massage. Paid the house and was lead into the room.

A dumpy Chinese granny walks in. She's tall, like 5'9", and a belly that sticks out more than her titties do.

She gives me a mediocre massage, paid the $. 2 tip, and started getting to work. She takes her top off but low and behold, she used a waist trainer to hold her belly back. Once she untied the back, the FUPA just plopped onto the massage table. I got soft, just handled business and ran.

Will not come back.

[Vince682]

Well here's a bad review for star spa.

I'm going to make this as short as possible because I am pissed I walk in and I'm greeted by apple I asked for the other girl after a few minutes she finally.

Comes out and says I'm sick and points back at apple and says go with her. I'm like OK sure she takes me to the room. Cleans me up. I tell her I just showered. She says I know you smell good fast-forward she throws a Hat on me. She tries to start sucking, I told her hold on I want BBBJ. She says no that's an extra 60. I told her I've been here before many times and they've never charged me extra money for a BBBJ so I told her it's fine. Keep $100 give me the other hundred dollars back she says no and to stay and tells me she'll suck without a condom at this point she tries to suck me off, but I keep going soft. I'm I'm turned off at this point now I'm making her give me a BBBJ I get up. I put on my pants. I told her give me back my money you NO good she says no I told her OK fine I'm going to write a bad review and I walk out.

I haven't came back to this place for months and man I should've kept it that way d boy with the false reviews! Honestly start spa has fallen off these women are money hungry! STAY AWAY FELLAS THESE WOMEN HERE ARE MEDIOCRE!! They aren't even trying to put talent no more just randoms girls with pockets to.

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Thanks for your reviews. I went there a month ago based on "good reviews" in the past and I confirmed the experience was not good. I was too lazy to write a long post.

[DankStank]

Oasis Spa off Del Mar and Valley.

Worst place.

Walk in and paid the house for a 30 minute massage.

MMS leads to room next to the entrance and starts giving me the lightest massage. Rubs smelly diddy oil all over my back and legs that left a vinegar smell.

Asked for another masseuse but none working that day. MMS said to come back during the weekend for different masseuses but with that experience, will not come back.

Can a brotha find some old, skinny Asian GILFs in the SGV besides Luki and CiCi?

Help me out please.

[Caribe]

Well here's a bad review for star spa.

I'm going to make this as short as possible because I am pissed I walk in and I'm greeted by apple I asked for the other girl after a few minutes she finally.

Comes out and says I'm sick and points back at apple and says go with her. I'm like OK sure she takes me to the room. Cleans me up. I tell her I just showered. She says I know you smell good fast-forward she throws a Hat on me. She tries to start sucking, I told her hold on I want BBBJ. She says no that's an extra 60. I told her I've been here before many times and they've never charged me extra money for a BBBJ so I told her it's fine. Keep $100 give me the other hundred dollars back she says no and to stay and tells me she'll suck without a condom at this point she tries to suck me off, but I keep going soft. I'm I'm turned off at this point now I'm making her give me a BBBJ I get up. I put on my pants. I told her give me back my money you NO good she says no I told her OK fine I'm going to write a bad review and I walk out.

I haven't came back to this place for months and man I should've kept it that way d boy with the false reviews! Honestly start spa has fallen off these women are money hungry! STAY AWAY FELLAS THESE WOMEN HERE ARE MEDIOCRE!! They aren't even trying to put talent no more just randoms girls with pockets to.

Fill.

Is this the shop on W. Francisquito?

[YungRaggerJ]

Well here's a bad review for star spa.

I'm going to make this as short as possible because I am pissed I walk in and I'm greeted by apple I asked for the other girl after a few minutes she finally.

Comes out and says I'm sick and points back at apple and says go with her. I'm like OK sure she takes me to the room. Cleans me up. I tell her I just showered. She says I know you smell good fast-forward she throws a Hat on me. She tries to start sucking, I told her hold on I want BBBJ. She says no that's an extra 60. I told her I've been here before many times and they've never charged me extra money for a BBBJ so I told her it's fine. Keep $100 give me the other hundred dollars back she says no and to stay and tells me she'll suck without a condom at this point she tries to suck me off, but I keep going soft. I'm I'm turned off at this point now I'm making her give me a BBBJ I get up. I put on my pants. I told her give me back my money you NO good she says no I told her OK fine I'm going to write a bad review and I walk out.

I haven't came back to this place for months and man I should've kept it that way d boy with the false reviews! Honestly start spa has fallen off these women are money hungry! STAY AWAY FELLAS THESE WOMEN HERE ARE MEDIOCRE!! They aren't even trying to put talent no more just randoms girls with pockets to.

Fill.

[TommyCool]

MMS at Ruby texted me this morning that there's a new girl Kiki. Supposedly slim and my type according to her LOL so I made an appointment that I was coming and as soon as I was about to park I got called back to work to meet up with a client. Had to cancel last minute. If anyone TOFTT, let me know how Kiki is.

I ended up in Rosemead and after the meeting I was still horny af! Found a house org near the 10 and Rosemead and hit them up. Place was a quite neighborhood location. Arrived and was set up with Sheshe or similar name to that. Quickie 15 min $. 2 for FS. I should have negotiated for less. Chick was straight up hustling for that money LOL. Told me even if I don't finish in 15 mins I'd still had to leave after time was up. Tried upselling me to more time, but I was like all I need is a quickie today. Lots of options on the menu. Even $$$ for BBFS. I skipped the games no BJ. Dress came off cover came on. Pounded her fat pussy mish and had her finish me off CG. Usually I prefer the tables at the AMP's to pound away standing mish and standing doggy, but that bed is too low and I ain't going to do stretches today. Overall she wasn't too bad. Face was alright and her bod is a little on the thicker side for being 5'5-5'6. Mish was a nice view with her slight hairy fat pussy. During the session she was like sure no extras. Told her no cash and she starts naming all the cash apps and other methods to pay LOL. She got my number and said next time come fuck her no condom and blow my load all over her pussy. Was tempted to whip out some more cash to nut all over that pussy of hers, but I wasn't feeling too risky today and wanted to save some $ for Kiki. Sometimes its good to venture outside of the AMP scene and save some $ at the house orgs, but I do prefer the service at some AMPs. A little more and you get an actual massage and GFE actions and overall I think better service. Kinda why I keep going back to Ruby since they always take care of me and sure I'm satisfied.

[Into N Out]

I was thinking about getting a taste of these glorious mega-nips but now the "strange smell" has me curious. When you say Chinese providers specifically, makes me wonder if its an herbal thing or dietary thing? Strange or bad?

Was it body overall, or pussy specifically? If its a bv (bacterial vaginosis), that's not a specific to any one ethnicity.

It was a body odor kind of thing. Not BV. Not fishy, just strange (for me).

[Silentshallow3]

I drove by Star yesterday and the parking lot was empty. I decided to pop in and checkout their talent.

I texted MMS and she never got back to me. I guess she ghosted me.

I was greeted by Apple and she is young! I guess she's in her early 20's. I went with her.

Decent massage, offering BBBJ and FS.

Damage was $160 on top of house fee. On my way out, I saw Emily, and she's in her late 20's or maybe early 30's.

She's like a sexy MILF that I would dream of. Definitely I need to come back and give her a try.

She offer any other extra service? Might want to give her a go.

[MaxGaines69]

I've been to Luna recently.

One and done. Big apple across the street is better. Coco will stick her finger in your ass if that's your thing.

Girl at Luna was fat and farted.

The Luna spa I went to was the one in El Monte on lower azusa, in the plaza across the street from in and out.

[Vulva Nut]

I've been meaning to try out Asian Palace and every time I text, Cici has been on the roster. She's a lot more petite than I was expecting based on the pics they texted. Nipples were freakishly HUGE Lol....just didn't vibe even though she was sweet. Plus she had a strange smell to her. Like whatever she eats or something. I've smelled something similar with other Chinese providers. Not sure what it is, but it was a little distracting.

I was thinking about getting a taste of these glorious mega-nips but now the "strange smell" has me curious. When you say Chinese providers specifically, makes me wonder if its an herbal thing or dietary thing? Strange or bad?

Was it body overall, or pussy specifically? If its a bv (bacterial vaginosis), that's not a specific to any one ethnicity.

[Vulva Nut]

Hit up Happy and Yuki was not mamasaning. It was that other short lady that's there when Yuki isn't there. From my experience, she doesn't like to show the lineup but this time she did. There was 7 girls in the lineup. Holy. Shit LOL. I think I saw 5 and other 2 were busy. Pretty bad lineup. Names I recall were Mimi, Cici, apple, Mia, kiki. I went with Kiki as I've had her before.

She has a really pretty / pleasant long slim face with perfect teeth. Big natural C tits or bigger. Tall, slim but has a gut. No exercise body.

Massage was good. She put more pressure than average. Finger grazing on the tease. Something I've noticed is that it seems more and more, girls are skipping or skimping on the tease now a days. Maybe it's just me, but I like my balls, ahole etc. Touched and teased a good bit before flipping.

Anyways, LFK, good BBBJ, 69 found her clit, then cowgirl and mish. She's one of those faces you love to see when banging. Solid sesh. I initially went for a coco bit apparently she works M-Th.
One thing to note here, there are tons of girls with the same name that have runs at this parlor. If you find one you like, get her phone number. I initially stumbled on this kiki because I went in expecting a short petite Kiki I saw over a year ago.

140 T.

40 hh.

Nice review.

Spot on about the limited library of names. You'll never replace Yuki, but the Kiki or Coco from a year ago will have been replaced by Kiki and Coco.

[Jrp21]

Hit up Happy and Yuki was not mamasaning. It was that other short lady that's there when Yuki isn't there. From my experience, she doesn't like to show the lineup but this time she did. There was 7 girls in the lineup. Holy. Shit LOL. I think I saw 5 and other 2 were busy. Pretty bad lineup. Names I recall were Mimi, Cici, apple, Mia, kiki. I went with Kiki as I've had her before.

She has a really pretty / pleasant long slim face with perfect teeth. Big natural C tits or bigger. Tall, slim but has a gut. No exercise body.

Massage was good. She put more pressure than average. Finger grazing on the tease. Something I've noticed is that it seems more and more, girls are skipping or skimping on the tease now a days. Maybe it's just me, but I like my balls, ahole etc. Touched and teased a good bit before flipping.

Anyways, LFK, good BBBJ, 69 found her clit, then cowgirl and mish. She's one of those faces you love to see when banging. Solid sesh. I initially went for a coco bit apparently she works M-Th.
One thing to note here, there are tons of girls with the same name that have runs at this parlor. If you find one you like, get her phone number. I initially stumbled on this kiki because I went in expecting a short petite Kiki I saw over a year ago.

140 T.

40 hh.

[TommyCool]

I've been meaning to try out Asian Palace and every time I text, Cici has been on the roster. She's a lot more petite than I was expecting based on the pics they texted. Nipples were freakishly HUGE. LOL. I texted the boss and asked if I could do a qk visit for $100. They said yes. I triple checked to be sure. When I got there, I had to explain to Cici what the deal was. After understanding what the boss set up, she was cool with it. Service was standard. Rubber one out last night so I was having a hard time finishing, but she was patient and helped after with a HJ. Conserving how much I paid, CBJ, CFS, and HJ was a good deal. Was there for about 20 min. Overall, I probably won't repeat. I wasn't super into her just didn't vibe even though she was sweet. Plus she had a strange smell to her. Like whatever she eats or something. I've smelled something similar with other Chinese providers. Not sure what it is, but it was a little distracting.

LOL I thought it was just me noticing the similar smell. I think its just more of a hygiene thing. After visiting Ruby Spa yesterday afternoon. I was still horny AF and had to stop by Palace since they texted me somewhat of a real pic of Cici. Thought her body was banging. Not bad for someone her age. I do like smaller petite providers. I think out of all the girls I tried at Palace, Niki was my favorite. Cici was alright service, but her face wasn't for me and the slight odor kinda killed the mood. Maybe I just caught her at a bad time after a long day.

[Jrp21]

Made a trip to an old spot that I used to visit. Let's just say I don't intend to go back anytime soon or at all. This place used to be good. Could always get a great massage and a well deserved handy, but today was bad, the massage was more of a back scratch and on top of that, the girl must be out of her mind. She quoted me a benny for a topless hand and a benny and a half for Saran Wrap BJ. I flat out told her up the street at the plaza across from silver dollar I get the whole 9 yards for her quote. Crazy lady.

I've been to Luna recently.

One and done. Big apple across the street is better. Coco will stick her finger in your ass if that's your thing.

Girl at Luna was fat and farted.

[Into N Out]

Dropping a two in one report.

Hit up Happy massage on Wednesday and got Mimi.

She has a pretty face, slim, long and pointy but obvious nose job. I'd say she's mid 30's. She had nice natural B tits. Skinny, petite and short like 5 ft max.

Massage was average, maybe slightly better than average. Finger grazing as the teasing. Flipped and asked if I wanted boom boom. She goes to put on the cover for CBJ and I tell her no cover. She kinda does a face and agrees. Fairly short BBBJ before she puts the cover and gets into 69 with CBJ. DATY DATO. Then cowgirl, Revere cowgirl and mish. It was an okay sesh. Nothing really stood out. No DFK. Just some pecks. 120 tip and I guess the house fee is now 40 hhr?

Cici at Asian Palace massage.

Hit up Asian palace on Thursday. I've mentioned Cici in my previous review of Angel. Mid 30's, pretty thin face, petite and skinny, C tits that I couldn't tell if MM or not but if they were, they did a good job. She had HUGE nips. Biggest I've seen. They looked like grapes LOL. Not the areola but the nipples. Quite the mouthful when sucking. Big tattoo across her chest of a fox and flowers. One 12-15" long words tattoo on her back along her spine. Skinny but still had a little ass on her.

Massage was average. Then teasing was the light graze on the back. Ball grabbing. Flipped and asked if I wanted more services. I say yup and handed 120 tip and told her if service was great, I'd do another 20. She starts off with a BBBJ but with water in her mouth. This felt great! A couple of minutes of that before she spits out the water and proceeds to BBBJ for another 5 minutes. Good BJ. Then I ask for 69. Clean pussy. DATY DATO. Nice innie ahole. No hairs. Put my tongue in deep. She then puts on the cover and goes from 69 to reverse cowgirl. I hadn't realized yet how fat her pussy lips were. Dayum they looked good haha. And my god, she was TIGHT! Tightest I've had in awhile. And she got creamy real quick. It's rare for me to get the girls creamy like that so that was an ego booster. Super tight and creamy, paired with her fat lips, man reverse cowgirl was a sight. Then she flipped for cowgirl and then mish while I sucked on her big nips. I end in doggy because I wanted another look at her pussy lips. Solid release. Great sesh. I didn't plan on mongering back to back but Rachel (MMs) texted and said she was great so I said fuck I'll TOFTT.

I've been meaning to try out Asian Palace and every time I text, Cici has been on the roster. She's a lot more petite than I was expecting based on the pics they texted. Nipples were freakishly HUGE. LOL. I texted the boss and asked if I could do a qk visit for $100. They said yes. I triple checked to be sure. When I got there, I had to explain to Cici what the deal was. After understanding what the boss set up, she was cool with it. Service was standard. Rubber one out last night so I was having a hard time finishing, but she was patient and helped after with a HJ. Conserving how much I paid, CBJ, CFS, and HJ was a good deal. Was there for about 20 min. Overall, I probably won't repeat. I wasn't super into her — just didn't vibe even though she was sweet. Plus she had a strange smell to her. Like whatever she eats or something. I've smelled something similar with other Chinese providers. Not sure what it is, but it was a little distracting.