Massage Parlor Reports

[CrazyEddy]

One of the tactics to close / shutdown or remove locations in BC is to work with building owners to non renew leases so the AMP will have to relocate to another county or completely shut down. Our favorite sheriff there wants to "clean up or rid the area" of these type of businesses. BC may have also changed their zoning law to prohibit new ones from opening like Colerain twp did with Wisteria. With the raid / bust on new Oriental last month, they have not reopened yet and I'm not sure they will be able to in that location since they've had to shut down. Any other AMPs operating in BC are good for now until the girl screws up and the place gets busted. The LEO visits continue.

Stay safe guys.

The last day at Woodridge 3830 AB will be May 30th. They will be down on the 31st and reopen at 3840 A on June 1st. It'll be nice to have some distance from LuSash and hopefully cut down on the coaxing from the ladies to go to their location.

[CharleyHorse]

I think I had the same girl, that Welic had on May 12, post 16917. Went there yesterday. She said her name was either Ella or Vella, something like that. Got there, I actually wanted the other girl (I forget her name). They were both busy. Vella came out and grabbed me and had me sit on the couch, said 5 minutes. Then came out 5 minutes later and put in me in the second room on the right and said wait another 5 minutes. I could hear "activity" and squeaky beds in both rooms, LOL.

Well 5 minutes turned into 15 minutes, and I decided to leave. She must have heard me. As I left, she came out of the room and hugged me and said "I Like you " and was pulling my hand. So I decided to wait another few minutes. She finally comes in and says she's ready. I take off my clothes, she comes in wearing her massage uniform. We used the app. I said since I had to wait don't I at least get a kiss, LOL. She threw her arms around me and gave me a closed mouth kiss, but eventually opened her up and we were deep French kissing. I fingered her as we stood. She was reluctant at first and stopped to sanitize my hand, then we continued. She got into it and lifted her leg on the table, standing on one leg while I got her off. Then We both sat up on the table and got naked and played with each other a bit. She played with my nipples a lot and she likes to suck them. I'm not really into that but I let her do it. She kissed junior up and down and was saying complimentary things, but can't tell if that was because she felt guilty about the wait. Anyway, it was hot, and on went the cover and she gave a decent CBJ. I asked her to ride me. She's a bit mechanical on riding, but ok, average. I turned her around doggy style and pounded her until she couldn't take it anymore, I ultimately unloaded in the bag. Big hug at the end, she was very clingy and smiley, holding my hand. But She saw the clock and said she should get hot towel.

I can't say it was a stellar experience, everything was clinical, sanitary to the max, and her actions are a bit mechanical. But she's otherwise decent looking and an ok time. If I repeat it will be with the other girl as I've had her before and liked her. So not great, not bad, and a bit rushed, but ok.

[Wielic]

Recently visited Moon as I wanted to see if someone I met there last year had returned. Opted for the half hour due to time constraints at 45. I always want the front room but it's rare when I get it. Masseuse name was Cindy, bubbly late 40's thicker for an Asian lady probably 62" tall. I was covered with a towel when she entered and that's a good thing because I find it a bit cool in there. About 10 minutes of neck, back, butt, legs, thighs and calves work over the towel, followed by another 10 of the same with uncovered and oil. Massage 6/10. Almost no teasing aside from some brushes during the thigh work. Hot towel cleanup. Flipped, oiled up and straight to work. Decent finish but nothing mind blowing, some verbal accompaniment by her in the form of some open mouth short vowel sounds. Stayed with me through apex and trail off and added some quick jiggle and wrist work to make sure the pipes were completely clear. Cleanup with tissue, which is points off for me followed by towel. Massage over, tipped a Grant because that's what I had and was led out the back. Made strong eye contact with a late 30's early 40's darker complected and taller woman with medium C cups who was there last year. Older woman also in the back, probably in her mid to late 50's, seems like I have seen her at another establishment, quite possibly ABW. Nothing mind. Blowing and I am still looking for a regular spot that offers something a bit more personal and memorable without the red-light district feel of a Sakura or 8 Foot. Stay safe, gents.

[SlamT]

Damn, that's some funny shizit! Practical, too.

Maybe they can hang a "Now Serving" sign and everyone gets a number while you wait in the lobby? Better yet, how about a "Hot" sign like Krispy Creme?

[Cousinlouie]

Just for the hell of it I drove by Wisteria this morning around 11:00 and the "open" was lit up. Does anyone have any idea what is going on there? I was on my way home from visiting my regular massage parlor or I would have stopped in. I find the whole situation very strange.

Hey CL, yeah this place has bounced up and down like a yo yo. You're right: they closed in early March, reopened almost a month later under the same AMP name but under new management. Then after being reopened for only a few weeks, Cincinnati shut them down AGAIN for violating business practices ordinances. According to town records, it turns out you can run a beauty place there, but it is not zoned for massage. Would have been nice for the City to tell them that up front before they collected all their fees from the AMP owners. The fees are non refundable.

[CrazyEddy]

Maybe they can hang a "Now Serving" sign and everyone gets a number while you wait in the lobby? Better yet, how about a "Hot" sign like Krispy Creme?

I went to sleep on two different nights and had some crazy ass dreams I wanted to tell you guys about.
First of all, this place in my dream reminded me so much about the same places you would dream about in Orlando, FL, wow.
Line up in Fav Order: Bella, Jojo, Mimi, Kiki. Just me, cause I like the GFE feeling.

Dream 1 - May 22.
Primary girl was Jojo with Aunt Flo, secondary girl was Bella.
Let me just tell you how the dream ended. Bella was mish, Jojo was in the back tuma deep until busted in the bag DFK to Bella, she cuddled me a long time before we moved. Hot AF.

Dream 2 - May 23.
Primary girl was Mimi, secondary girl was Kiki.
Dream ended with Kiki CG, Mimi in the back, tossing salad, deep FIA, prostate massage like no other until busted in the bag. Hot AF.

Face Rankings:
Kiki = 10/10 - she is stunning. DDG.
Jojo = 9/10 - beautiful.
Mimi = 7/10 little older.
Bella = 6/10 okay.

DFK Rankings:
Bella = 10/10 best GFE kisser EVER, not Chinese style.
Jojo = 9/10 - good GFE, not Chinese style.
Mimi = 7/10 was okay.
Kiki = 0/10 - would not DFK, closed lip only.

Age Rankings:
Jojo = maybe 22?
Kiki = maybe 24?
Bella = maybe 30?
Mimi = maybe 40?

Height Rankings:
Kiki = 4' 11".
Bella = 5' 2".
Mimi = 5' 4".
Jojo = 5' 6'.

Rack Rankings:
Mimi = largest bolt ons, not my cup of tea.
Kiki = perky wow bolt ons, they just looked really GOOD, especially CG.
Bella = naturals.
Jojo = small.

Body Rankings:
Kiki = like perfect.
Mimi = smooth, but did not seen the balloons out of the package.
Bella = natural soft, wifey like.
Jojo = skinny petite.

Experience Rankings:
Mimi = PSE in the group.
Bella = Best GFE in the group.
Jojo = GFE.
Kiki = present.

BBBJ Rankings.
Mimi = Best DT, PSE, BLS.
Jojo = Just wow, sensual, sheet gripper, BLS.
Bella = Did not.
Kiki = Did not.

Honey Hole Rankings.
Bella = Mish was so GFE and sensual with DFK wow.
Kiki = Fast is Hard, Hard is wet.
Mimi = Did not.
Jojo = Aunt Flo Did not.

Dream ended.

[Mike2024]

You sure it wasn't Jojo?

Sorry misspelled her name, its Jiujiu (not jojo, but the same person).

My bad.

Mike2024.

[Tickle Jay]

You sure it wasn't Jojo?

I called and schedule an appointment with Mimi. Once arrived I was greeted by Mimi and lead to her room. Like always, Mimi gives the best Massage and it gets better each time. After the Massage, Mimi called in Jiujiu and left the room. Jiujiu is 23 years old and stands about 5'6" tall and is very petite. Short blonde hair and very pretty. Jiujiu is a very friendly and has a bubbly personality and provides a GFE.

Jiujiu and I started out making out, its more like LDF and it was nice while I was laying down on the table. Jiujiu eventually worked her way down to give me a BBJ, which was nice and slow. About 5 minutes in she looked up and asked if I wanted 69, (I'm not a big fan of 69) but I agreed. This is where things got better, she gives what she receives. I notice she really enjoys receiving and which allows her to give me a better BBJ experience. The more arouse she got, the harder she sucked. We both was going at it, and I swear my penis got bigger with how hard she sucked. It gotten to the point I could not handle it anymore and I need to put it in her. I told her "bam bam" and she got a cover and got on top. She said "I f* you", assuming she wanting to do all the work. She started bouncing away and it lasted about 5 minutes in and I could not handle it anymore and grabbed her and flipped her around on the table and pounded away missionary. Eventually blow into the bag, and I was exhausted. Now that was one of the best bbj experience I had in a while, if you are willing to 69, give Yiuyiu a try.

Hope this helps.

Mike2024.

[Bleep25]

I went to sleep on two different nights and had some crazy ass dreams I wanted to tell you guys about.
First of all, this place in my dream reminded me so much about the same places you would dream about in Orlando, FL, wow.
Line up in Fav Order: Bella, Jojo, Mimi, Kiki. Just me, cause I like the GFE feeling.

Dream 1 - May 22.
Primary girl was Jojo with Aunt Flo, secondary girl was Bella.
Let me just tell you how the dream ended. Bella was mish, Jojo was in the back tuma deep until busted in the bag DFK to Bella, she cuddled me a long time before we moved. Hot AF.

Dream 2 - May 23.
Primary girl was Mimi, secondary girl was Kiki.
Dream ended with Kiki CG, Mimi in the back, tossing salad, deep FIA, prostate massage like no other until busted in the bag. Hot AF.

Face Rankings:
Kiki = 10/10 - she is stunning. DDG.
Jojo = 9/10 - beautiful.
Mimi = 7/10 little older.
Bella = 6/10 okay.

DFK Rankings:
Bella = 10/10 best GFE kisser EVER, not Chinese style.
Jojo = 9/10 - good GFE, not Chinese style.
Mimi = 7/10 was okay.
Kiki = 0/10 - would not DFK, closed lip only.

Age Rankings:
Jojo = maybe 22?
Kiki = maybe 24?
Bella = maybe 30?
Mimi = maybe 40?

Height Rankings:
Kiki = 4' 11".
Bella = 5' 2".
Mimi = 5' 4".
Jojo = 5' 6'.

Rack Rankings:
Mimi = largest bolt ons, not my cup of tea.
Kiki = perky wow bolt ons, they just looked really GOOD, especially CG.
Bella = naturals.
Jojo = small.

Body Rankings:
Kiki = like perfect.
Mimi = smooth, but did not seen the balloons out of the package.
Bella = natural soft, wifey like.
Jojo = skinny petite.

Experience Rankings:
Mimi = PSE in the group.
Bella = Best GFE in the group.
Jojo = GFE.
Kiki = present.

BBBJ Rankings.
Mimi = Best DT, PSE, BLS.
Jojo = Just wow, sensual, sheet gripper, BLS.
Bella = Did not.
Kiki = Did not.

Honey Hole Rankings.
Bella = Mish was so GFE and sensual with DFK wow.
Kiki = Fast is Hard, Hard is wet.
Mimi = Did not.
Jojo = Aunt Flo Did not.

Dream ended.

Very insightful, thanks! I personally would bump Mimi up to an 8 in the looks since I don't mind them a little older and I love a lady with full lips, nevermind when she knows how to use them. The hottest chick ever saw there and I imagine most would probably agree was Angela. Talk about a babe for the ages. Abby was up there as well. Haven't seen Kiki yet but if she's even close to that kind of goddess tier then will definitely have to check her out soon.

[WanderingAbout]

I have always wondered if they allow you to take pictures or videos?

You being a star on security cam is all that is allowed.

[Mike2024]

I called and schedule an appointment with Mimi. Once arrived I was greeted by Mimi and lead to her room. Like always, Mimi gives the best Massage and it gets better each time. After the Massage, Mimi called in Jiujiu and left the room. Jiujiu is 23 years old and stands about 5'6" tall and is very petite. Short blonde hair and very pretty. Jiujiu is a very friendly and has a bubbly personality and provides a GFE.

Jiujiu and I started out making out, its more like LDF and it was nice while I was laying down on the table. Jiujiu eventually worked her way down to give me a BBJ, which was nice and slow. About 5 minutes in she looked up and asked if I wanted 69, (I'm not a big fan of 69) but I agreed. This is where things got better, she gives what she receives. I notice she really enjoys receiving and which allows her to give me a better BBJ experience. The more arouse she got, the harder she sucked. We both was going at it, and I swear my penis got bigger with how hard she sucked. It gotten to the point I could not handle it anymore and I need to put it in her. I told her "bam bam" and she got a cover and got on top. She said "I f* you", assuming she wanting to do all the work. She started bouncing away and it lasted about 5 minutes in and I could not handle it anymore and grabbed her and flipped her around on the table and pounded away missionary. Eventually blow into the bag, and I was exhausted. Now that was one of the best bbj experience I had in a while, if you are willing to 69, give Yiuyiu a try.

Hope this helps.

Mike2024.

[WyldeChild99]

Which one of the Sakura girls is the blonde? She came out to greet me last time I was there, but I requested Kiki cause I had heard such good things about her. She def didn't disappoint, but I thought the blonde was super cute and would like to see her before the changeover.

[SnoopyX]

Wow. I thought Bella was really cute. Now, I can't wait to go back.

Kiki is definitely stunning. She is short with medium long hair. When you see her if she's wearing her short skirt you think damn this girl is amazing. She has very nice bolt- ons. She did lack in the more intimate kissing as stated and for me could have a little fuller rounded ass but I am a butt man for sure. Overall well worth the visit but would like to see Bella hoping for nicer ass and better GFE. At least that's how I imagined it.

[TheDudeAbides3]

Great profile bud, very unique and informative layout. LOL, reminds me of when we were kids collecting baseball cards, and looking at the stats on the back. Did you happen to catch how many home runs, or RBI's?

That might be an idea. AMP BASEBALL CARDS. Girls glamour photo on the face of the card, then on the back, key stats like numbers of handjobs, BBBJ's, FS, OBI's (Orgasms Batted In).

Then of course one of those cartoon "Did You Know" fun facts at the top right. "Did you know that Lily once did a double penetration with two guys at once while drinking a McDonalds caramel frappe and didn't spill a drop!"

These need to be printed. Maybe instead of being packaged with a hard chunk of gum each package comes with a condom?

[Charlie1800]

I have always wondered if they allow you to take pictures or videos?

I went to I on two different nights and had some crazy ass dreams I wanted to tell you guys about.
First of all, this place in my dream reminded me so much about the same places you would dream about in Orlando, FL, wow.
Line up in Fav Order: Bella, Jojo, Mimi, Kiki. Just me, cause I like the GFE feeling.

Dream 1 - May 22.
Primary girl was Jojo with Aunt Flo, secondary girl was Bella.
Let me just tell you how the dream ended. Bella was mish, Jojo was in the back tuma deep until busted in the bag DFK to Bella, she cuddled me a long time before we moved. Hot AF.

Dream 2 - May 23.
Primary girl was Mimi, secondary girl was Kiki.
Dream ended with Kiki CG, Mimi in the back, tossing salad, deep FIA, prostate massage like no other until busted in the bag. Hot AF.

Face Rankings:
Kiki = 10/10 - she is stunning. DDG.
Jojo = 9/10 - beautiful.
Mimi = 7/10 little older.
Bella = 6/10 okay.

DFK Rankings:
Bella = 10/10 best GFE kisser EVER, not Chinese style.
Jojo = 9/10 - good GFE, not Chinese style.
Mimi = 7/10 was okay.
Kiki = 0/10 - would not DFK, closed lip only.

Age Rankings:
Jojo = maybe 22?
Kiki = maybe 24?
Bella = maybe 30?
Mimi = maybe 40?

Height Rankings:
Kiki = 4' 11".
Bella = 5' 2".
Mimi = 5' 4".
Jojo = 5' 6'.

Rack Rankings:
Mimi = largest bolt ons, not my cup of tea.
Kiki = perky wow bolt ons, they just looked really GOOD, especially CG.
Bella = naturals.
Jojo = small.

Body Rankings:
Kiki = like perfect.
Mimi = smooth, but did not seen the balloons out of the package.
Bella = natural soft, wifey like.
Jojo = skinny petite.

Experience Rankings:
Mimi = PSE in the group.
Bella = Best GFE in the group.
Jojo = GFE.
Kiki = present.

BBBJ Rankings.
Mimi = Best DT, PSE, BLS.
Jojo = Just wow, sensual, sheet gripper, BLS.
Bella = Did not.
Kiki = Did not.

Honey Hole Rankings.
Bella = Mish was so GFE and sensual with DFK wow.
Kiki = Fast is Hard, Hard is wet.
Mimi = Did not.
Jojo = Aunt Flo Did not.

Dream ended.