Massage Parlor Reports

[Dougie1977]

Anyone seen this one?

https://columbus.craigslist.org/hws/...851931997.html

[OtraVez]

I'll add my take as the other monger didn't connect with her. I had an absolute great time with her. Parked in back and went it. Started off with the bs massage and went right to the teasing. She was not anywhere near as wipey as Emily which kept jr in the mood. Nice CBJ and into mish. She was doing some very good acting and it put me over the edge and blew into the bag. Her tits are amazing and I got to play with them when we were done. I'm not defending her from the other mongers experience but I had a great time with her. She's a true YMMV.

I'm glad you had a good time with Apple! Like I said, I just got to remind myself going in that pretty much every time is going to be a YMMV thing. It happens. Maybe I should've started with the bs massage and things would've been different, ha.

[Goonersquad]

How does her ass look?

Not good. She was pretty obese about 6 months ago but told me she has been on ozempic and is rapidly losing weight. She has a typical fat woman ass. Flat and square.

[ForEvrAlone]

I'll add my take as the other monger didn't connect with her. I had an absolute great time with her. Parked in back and went it. Started off with the bs massage and went right to the teasing. She was not anywhere near as wipey as Emily which kept jr in the mood. Nice CBJ and into mish. She was doing some very good acting and it put me over the edge and blew into the bag. Her tits are amazing and I got to play with them when we were done. I'm not defending her from the other mongers experience but I had a great time with her. She's a true YMMV.

[Midwest Dude]

She is a nice person with huge tatta's. She will be topless, wearing bottoms and lie next to you in bed and jack you off.

How does her ass look?

[BearsBuddy]

How about some details.

Met one lady. Maybe 5 foot tall, kinda frumpy, but not bad looking. Gave a good massage and didn't mind me being unwrapped when she came in. Good massage with. Lits of teasing and joking around. On the flip, lots of sexy talk and some kisses till I was done.

60 tip and no haggling.

[Altrjb]

I have visited Irena many times and highly recommend. If you have never been with a Russian girl you are missing out. She is not full service but she is as good as anything you have ever experienced. I you have never experienced edging you are missing out on great experience.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/colum...g/491358385008

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...4-7-34999.html

Is tipping customary or expected beyond her hourly rate?

[HornySenior]

Stopped I last week. Had no idea that place had been around for 10 years. Great massage. I will definitely go back.

How about some details.

[MyPanda]

I have visited Irena many times and highly recommend. If you have never been with a Russian girl you are missing out. She is not full service but she is as good as anything you have ever experienced. I you have never experienced edging you are missing out on great experience.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/colum...g/491358385008

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...4-7-34999.html

She is a nice person with huge tatta's. She will be topless, wearing bottoms and lie next to you in bed and jack you off.

[BearsBuddy]

I see CW has started posting daily on Crlist. I thought I'd ask here since many have visited in the past and the CL forum seems very slow.

I don't recall them posting on any sites since before COVID when backpage went down.

Ad says completely renovated with 3 girls now.

I was a regular when Summer was there and occasionaly saw Susan (breast tattoo).

Summer left for Vegas a couple years back and Susan never seemed to have a backup.

I'll eventually TOFTT but don't get up there much anymore.

Any recent visits or info on things?

Thanks.

Stopped I last week. Had no idea that place had been around for 10 years. Great massage. I will definitely go back.

[SoICanHide]

I have visited Irena many times and highly recommend. If you have never been with a Russian girl you are missing out. She is not full service but she is as good as anything you have ever experienced. I you have never experienced edging you are missing out on great experience.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/colum...g/491358385008

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...4-7-34999.html

[Landova25]

So, I'm back in town. I tried my first FS spot in another state, and it made me realize how terrible we really have it here, especially when it comes to the looks department and services. The only good thing is that we save more money because I was only out there for a week and made three visits.

[MyPanda]

Same rediculous sevice you get at Billingsley but for more. No other group of ladies is so weird about sucking cock. Yes getting in the site ok now.

These places are mostly massage and sometimes HJ. They are not like they used to be back in the day when they were true full service Asian massage places.

[RickMann]

Saw Apple, Emily's friend. It was. Okay, I guess. A case of YMMV, and for me it was kinda low. She's cute, I'd say her body looks better than the pics in the CL ad. I was kinda worried when I got to the door, because she was doing something, and wasn't opening it. I texted when I got to the door, but had to wait an additional awkward 5 minutes, hoping no other person came out of their apartments to see me just standing there. She finally opened the door and I ran in.

I opted for hr and asked for the massage to be later. After wipes, got right down to BBBJ, which was just okay, lotta slurps, not a lot of sucking, and a lot of spitting into paper towels. Asked for 69, and she got in position, but any time my mouth got close to her, she would burst out laughing and squirming away and kicking her legs. Like maybe she's too ticklish? Or it's her way of avoiding it. My attempts literally lasted 30 seconds or less. Cover went on then CG which seemed mechanical, same with RCG. I asked her to lay down for mish, and she is tight, or I may be too big for her, or both. She did not seem to enjoy it, and it seemed painful for her, looking away with her arms covering her face. Tried to maneuver to make it work, pumping with her feet on my chest. I went to kiss them while going at it, and she freaked out and yelled at me in Chinese, like multiple sentences. When I say yell, she used a totally different, lower voice than her girly playful voice that she had when she opened the door. So I stopped, and turned her around for K9 for a bit, then I wanted prone. Unfortunately for me, I started losing it, and trying to get it in was tough and a bit slippery from lube. I had my hand down there to try to feel where to glide it in, and she slapped my hand away, and yelled at me again, "NO FINGER!" and other things in Chinese. I wasn't doing that at all, but hard explaining with the language barrier. And then. That was it for me, I just laid down, and she laid down next to me cuddling, wondering why I'm not up. Back to her girly voice, and she did nipple sucking and stroking to try to get me back. Ended up giving me HJ with cover. Sigh.

Then move to face down on massage table. That was also lackluster. I thought there would be more forearms / elbows involved, but it was her just rubbing her hands on my legs and back. On the flip, I told her we should shower. At one point, I was more interested in fixing the shower curtain hooks than looking at her. I was just done with this. And I think at that point, she realized that maybe yelling at a client wasn't the best thing. She was trying to smile and laugh and poke me with her finger, and got more playful in the shower, thorough washing with some stroking, letting me lather her, etc. She laughed at me adjusting the shower nozzle, because I guess she didn't know it could move. I told her I've been here many times before. Got out, and she handed me a towel, and also started to dry me, and kept pointing to my guy, as I was semi. We walked into the room, and she kept touching me, and said she wanted to get me off again. I used my phone to tell her that I didn't have any more money with me (I wasn't about to pay for MSOG, if she balked, I would leave). But she said it's okay. I laid down on the bed, she laid down next to me for HJ. Then cleaned me up, and we got dressed.

Idk, do I regret this visit? Maybe. I mean, there were some good moments, but the awkward moments outweighed them. Again, YMMV. Maybe it will great for you. For me, physically, we didn't match, and I think personality-wise, we just didn't click. And that's totally different than how it is with Emily.


Side note: Is the backend of this site now better? Are we all able to get into the site without the "nightly backup" errors that were occurring all hours of the day?

Same rediculous sevice you get at Billingsley but for more. No other group of ladies is so weird about sucking cock. Yes getting in the site ok now.

[OtraVez]

Saw Apple, Emily's friend. It was. Okay, I guess. A case of YMMV, and for me it was kinda low. She's cute, I'd say her body looks better than the pics in the CL ad. I was kinda worried when I got to the door, because she was doing something, and wasn't opening it. I texted when I got to the door, but had to wait an additional awkward 5 minutes, hoping no other person came out of their apartments to see me just standing there. She finally opened the door and I ran in.

I opted for hr and asked for the massage to be later. After wipes, got right down to BBBJ, which was just okay, lotta slurps, not a lot of sucking, and a lot of spitting into paper towels. Asked for 69, and she got in position, but any time my mouth got close to her, she would burst out laughing and squirming away and kicking her legs. Like maybe she's too ticklish? Or it's her way of avoiding it. My attempts literally lasted 30 seconds or less. Cover went on then CG which seemed mechanical, same with RCG. I asked her to lay down for mish, and she is tight, or I may be too big for her, or both. She did not seem to enjoy it, and it seemed painful for her, looking away with her arms covering her face. Tried to maneuver to make it work, pumping with her feet on my chest. I went to kiss them while going at it, and she freaked out and yelled at me in Chinese, like multiple sentences. When I say yell, she used a totally different, lower voice than her girly playful voice that she had when she opened the door. So I stopped, and turned her around for K9 for a bit, then I wanted prone. Unfortunately for me, I started losing it, and trying to get it in was tough and a bit slippery from lube. I had my hand down there to try to feel where to glide it in, and she slapped my hand away, and yelled at me again, "NO FINGER!" and other things in Chinese. I wasn't doing that at all, but hard explaining with the language barrier. And then. That was it for me, I just laid down, and she laid down next to me cuddling, wondering why I'm not up. Back to her girly voice, and she did nipple sucking and stroking to try to get me back. Ended up giving me HJ with cover. Sigh.

Then move to face down on massage table. That was also lackluster. I thought there would be more forearms / elbows involved, but it was her just rubbing her hands on my legs and back. On the flip, I told her we should shower. At one point, I was more interested in fixing the shower curtain hooks than looking at her. I was just done with this. And I think at that point, she realized that maybe yelling at a client wasn't the best thing. She was trying to smile and laugh and poke me with her finger, and got more playful in the shower, thorough washing with some stroking, letting me lather her, etc. She laughed at me adjusting the shower nozzle, because I guess she didn't know it could move. I told her I've been here many times before. Got out, and she handed me a towel, and also started to dry me, and kept pointing to my guy, as I was semi. We walked into the room, and she kept touching me, and said she wanted to get me off again. I used my phone to tell her that I didn't have any more money with me (I wasn't about to pay for MSOG, if she balked, I would leave). But she said it's okay. I laid down on the bed, she laid down next to me for HJ. Then cleaned me up, and we got dressed.

Idk, do I regret this visit? Maybe. I mean, there were some good moments, but the awkward moments outweighed them. Again, YMMV. Maybe it will great for you. For me, physically, we didn't match, and I think personality-wise, we just didn't click. And that's totally different than how it is with Emily.


Side note: Is the backend of this site now better? Are we all able to get into the site without the "nightly backup" errors that were occurring all hours of the day?