Massage Parlor Reports

[SmileySam]

Went here last week for the first time and it wasn't open, stopped by today when the door was open. Maria greeted me. We hadn't met before but she seemed genuinely happy to see me. She greeted with some LFK with her very pretty lips. Got a handful of her cute butt and chatted with her for a little bit before she undressed me.

Maria brings more in the shower. While we waited for the water to warm up, after she laid down a couple of small towels, I assumed the position and she began to wash me. After a quick rinse she continued her lovely BBBJ for a while before we dried off and headed back to our room.

Maria gives a decent massage, but what she's best at is really just teasing and edging you before the inevitable happens. The best part of the body slide was on the flip side when she put me in between her naturals tits to squeeze and massage me. She only has a C cup but she got me to the edge pretty easily with what she had.

She gave me a heavenly cat bath after the massage. She has a really nice BBBJ (which turned into BBJCIM) technique. She is very sensual, likes to tease you a little bit before going all of the way down as far as possible, no gag reflex at all.

The best part is her tongue though. She flicks it all around and it really just feels like something else. The best bit is when she had me go on all fours and did a thorough inspection and detail of everything underneath. One of the best parts of the experience by far.

I had to stop her though as I was ready for the end of another round and wanted to at least get a couple of strokes in before I had to go.

I suited up, but after she sat down on top of me and clamped down, I knew I wasn't going to last long. It was one of those moments that you realized no matter how slow or easy you take it, you are going to bust very, very soon. I gave her all that I had and let it all go within 30 seconds like a true amateur. Had an amazing time with her, she even joked around and said she will take it easy on me next time.

Will repeat, as often as I can.

Are these all ads for Papasan spas?

[DorianG00]

Karly / BeBe is back from vacation looking tan and hot. She is still the Greek champ of Chicago by far. The swallowing is just a bonus LOL. Think she is on her same schedule. Fri Sat Sun T-Pro (goes by Karly). Tues Wed SXL (goes by BeBe).

What's the damage for karly?

[SpaDude777]

Hello Chicago,

I have enjoyed some good times in your city over the last few years, including at T-Pro (Bebe), Ashland Perfect (Emily?) Orange, Ozone, and Tokyo.

Bebe was great and as advertised, though a bit mechanical. Still, my preference for Greek and her petite figure made my T-Pro visit worthwhile.

Of the others, Emily (I think) at Ashland Perfect was slim and gorgeous, I found Orange a little less "clean" then I'd prefer, Ozone was "Meh", and Tokyo was great.

I will be in town in a week, had a few questions. These include-.

Is Bebe / Karly back at T-Pro & SXL?

Are Shame Spa / United Nations Diversity Spa worth a try?

Any current options for spinners who offer Greek?

Thanks for any suggestions, I do appreciate it.

Greekster.

Karly / BeBe is back from vacation looking tan and hot. She is still the Greek champ of Chicago by far. The swallowing is just a bonus LOL. Think she is on her same schedule. Fri Sat Sun T-Pro (goes by Karly). Tues Wed SXL (goes by BeBe).

[Dafiasco12]

I called the day before and specifically asked for Samantha who is the new fat ass Latina. They said ok and unfortunately I get there and she wasn't there. Oh well. I ended up with Lucy and while still disappointed I didn't get my Latina, Lucy was very good. The massage was ok. My back was killing me so she helped in that department. On the flip we got to business. Started with DFK which was fun minus the taste of cigarettes. She worked her way down kissing all over before a really good BBBJ that almost finished me. Went to a little 69 before going and doing a few positions. She is extremely tight. I have to say I haven't been in anything so tight since my high school days. Finished off with more BBBJ with CIM and then she cleaned me up and I was off. Her english was lacking but she was a sweet girl and was really good so I would recommend. I'm still disappointed and a little grumpy I didn't get Samantha though like I asked.

[Ohhi773]

Found the new Orange IG and decided to check out Summer. She's the prettiest Asian girl in this rotation, IMO.

She's about 5'1 Natural D"s, slim body, with the softest ass. Mostly shaved. Good energy and a lot of eye contact. She also has decent english.

Started with a quick standing wash, with a great BBBJ preview and standing body rubs. Tits are amazing.

Skipped the massage, she's very affectionate, hugs, body kisses, and loves her nipple sucked. On to a great BBBJ, good suction and tongue action. BBBJ was so good when she grab the jacket I asked her to keep going with the BJ. Again lots of eye contact.

Started with standing mish, great view of her tits bouncing while she sucked her fingers. Very sexy and she gets into. Even asked me to speed up so she could cum. Moved on to doggy, and she has the softest ass, very nice. She's not a dead fish at all. CG started with her grinding, then asian squat, then I took over. Flipped into lazy mish.

Ended up finishing with HJ, I was tired after a long day. During HJ she put one leg up and let me rub her kitty until I came. I'm not a FIV guy so not sure it's on the table.

She's a pleaser, love her attitude.

Recommendation: YES. Good thing about seeing a good girl early in the rotation is the repeat.

[Moss734]

My 2 cents:

I would think so. Felonies are a big deal and can strip you of your right to vote in some areas.

However, I don't believe LE can just choose to book you for a felony. It's usually spelled out in the statute. They would have to have probable cause for a higher charge like trafficing. That being said, don't answer police questions, but be very polite to them. They are just doing their job. They really don't give a fuck. People who are rude and piss them off get them emotionally invested to fuck with them.

Disclaimer:

I'm not a lawyer. I'm from out of state. This is not legal advice.

IL statute states soliciting a prostitute within 1000 ft of a school is a felony. That's why I asked. P10 is 100 ft from an elementary school and star hot 200 ft further down the street. Anyway, I'm not trying to get in that situation there anymore. Not worth the possible trouble.

[Ambitious859]

Went here last week for the first time and it wasn't open, stopped by today when the door was open. Maria greeted me. We hadn't met before but she seemed genuinely happy to see me. She greeted with some LFK with her very pretty lips. Got a handful of her cute butt and chatted with her for a little bit before she undressed me.

Maria brings more in the shower. While we waited for the water to warm up, after she laid down a couple of small towels, I assumed the position and she began to wash me. After a quick rinse she continued her lovely BBBJ for a while before we dried off and headed back to our room.

Maria gives a decent massage, but what she's best at is really just teasing and edging you before the inevitable happens. The best part of the body slide was on the flip side when she put me in between her naturals tits to squeeze and massage me. She only has a C cup but she got me to the edge pretty easily with what she had.

She gave me a heavenly cat bath after the massage. She has a really nice BBBJ (which turned into BBJCIM) technique. She is very sensual, likes to tease you a little bit before going all of the way down as far as possible, no gag reflex at all.

The best part is her tongue though. She flicks it all around and it really just feels like something else. The best bit is when she had me go on all fours and did a thorough inspection and detail of everything underneath. One of the best parts of the experience by far.

I had to stop her though as I was ready for the end of another round and wanted to at least get a couple of strokes in before I had to go.

I suited up, but after she sat down on top of me and clamped down, I knew I wasn't going to last long. It was one of those moments that you realized no matter how slow or easy you take it, you are going to bust very, very soon. I gave her all that I had and let it all go within 30 seconds like a true amateur. Had an amazing time with her, she even joked around and said she will take it easy on me next time.

Will repeat, as often as I can.

[CumShooter6969]

Anyone have any luck at Sunkiss with the new girls? Late, and I forgot the other ones name, maybe Maya or Mia?

No luck with any. Not even Jessie.

[LivnLifeVIP]

If LE were able to escalate a possible monger arrest from a misdemeanor to a felony charge, could it influence their effort into actually going through and booking said person?

My 2 cents:

I would think so. Felonies are a big deal and can strip you of your right to vote in some areas.

However, I don't believe LE can just choose to book you for a felony. It's usually spelled out in the statute. They would have to have probable cause for a higher charge like trafficing. That being said, don't answer police questions, but be very polite to them. They are just doing their job. They really don't give a fuck. People who are rude and piss them off get them emotionally invested to fuck with them.

Disclaimer:

I'm not a lawyer. I'm from out of state. This is not legal advice.

[Boston2060]

Anyone have any luck at Sunkiss with the new girls? Late, and I forgot the other ones name, maybe Maya or Mia?

[Dinosaur9]

Checked out Ashland Perfect again today, this will be the last visit for a while so I decided on something trustworthy. I made an appointment with a cute Asian but another girl "Bobo" with a nice rack answered the door. Not nearly as cute but she was a little thick with Ds so I went with it. I noticed her breath wasn't the freshest which was a problem but I figured that would be fixed when she used the mouth wash.

The massage was unlike any I've had so far. She put a towel on my back and knelt on it, moving up and down grinding her knees in my back. After a few minutes she flipped me and gave me a pretty good and sensual BBBJ, not using a lot of hand.

She put on the condom, taking good care to roll it all the way to the bottom, and got on top to ride. Her tits were just sitting in my face so I started licking her nipples. She stop doing in and out and started going back and forth, rubbing her clit. When I stopped licking them she threw a tit back in my mouth, so I put them together and started licking her nipples together. She came right after and collapsed on top saying I made her happy.

I finished missionary, and while showering she asked if I had a wife or GF, then put my number in her phone and told me to call her.

Issues that I noticed is that one, she didn't use mouth wash like every other therapist I've seen before the BBBJ and two, when we were washing she rubbed herself only with water, no soap. Made me grossed out after going to town on unwashed tits.

[Jay117]

Zero experience with the spa game but I've always wondered if the one right next to me is legit or not. Lucky right off western and le Moyne. If anyone has any info I can't offer anything ATM but I can try it out and tell you about it.

Zero experience with the spa game but I've always wondered if the one right next to me is legit or not. Lucky right off western and le Moyne. If anyone has any info I can't offer anything ATM but I can try it out and tell you about it.

It's a standard bodywork place. I've never gotten more than a solid L1 (one of the two providers always clothed, other one eventually not), but I've never actually asked that one about FS.

Only ever seen two providers present there (Tina and Linda).

[JokerDaddy]

Bestmassageresources is their new username.

Do you know (or anyone) Orange's new IG handle? The old one seems to be inactive now.

[Hooker Upper]

RL and Earth Spa are always fake. Same owners. But sometimes you get lucky. Both will do a lineup if you request. Orange, don't go by the website, go to their IG account and you will see, the girls shoot little videos on the store.

Do you know (or anyone) Orange's new IG handle? The old one seems to be inactive now.

[BadDances]

Thanks to P10 I thought I would hit up most of the massage joints around BP and down Archer. Yesterday I hit D&D and from everything it is legit, got a decent massage but not even a handshake and I think I heard a woman as a client in the next room.

Went to Lucky after that and got exactly that. The provider was heavier but cute; two girl options were available. Facilities were like Hot Star, not that great, a bit run down. Use the side door, otherwise, you are hanging out on Archer for a few minutes as they answer the doorbell. May go back in a pinch.

Was also looking at Jennifer but it has a big orange sticker on the door. Comfort's replacement is next.