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05-16-25 00:28 #29787Regular Member

Posts: 24Familiar Emma at Nasty One Spa Vienna
To salvage the night before the expiration of blue pill's effectiveness, I headed to one spa unwillingly. That place is absolute dump with tons of cockroaches roaming freely everywhere anytime of the day. The makeshift shower looks like toilet in disguise, full of disgusting yellow (shit?) stains. I wanna puke even thinking about it. The booker told me new girl, beautiful girl named Luna just arrived. It turned out she's certainly "new to me" but far from beautiful. She's also tall with only b cup at best, not my preferred busty petite type. As a last resort, I turned to the reliable Emma, who used to work at Asianbutterfly as Apple. I missed last year's Alin train. Some monger recommended Apple as alternative mostly for the big tits. That's how I met her. She doesn't remember me of course. She showered with me and gave me a wonderful preview BBBJ. She insisted to give me a massage first. The same lackluster one I experienced before. But it ends quickly. She then performed the boob slides and cat bathing, which felt nice. Rimming requires surcharge but her tongue thoroughly licked inside of my asshole anyway. She said because I look cute (WTF? After the flip, she went for bls and BBBJ for a brief time. She would keep some water in her mouth when she was kissing and licking me and my cock. I find it interesting. She then put on the raincoat and rode me for a while. She always exercises her Kegel muscles to apply pussy pressure on my dick. It did feel tight with increased friction. However, she became tired too easily so we switched to dg, standing mish, standing dg, and mish. I frequently dfk and nurse her big tits during the pounding. Yet I couldn't finish within the one hour limit. She removed the cover then utilized her incredible hand-mouth coordination. That did the trick and I blew into her mouth. Good time! One thing to note though. I knew she's Apple and but she kept denying it. She even made up story like that Asianbutterfly Apple is actually her sister. I rolled my eyes. That's probably why my experience with her lacks that real GFE chemistry. Authenticity goes a lone way.
House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 70 & 160.
Nationality: Chinese.
Age Estimate: 38.
Physical Description: 5'3', 120 lbs, long dark hair, light skin complexion, ok face, natural c, big flower tat on abdomen, shaved.
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05-16-25 00:26 #29786Regular Member

Posts: 24Mental Yumi at Grand Opening Elegant Spa McLean
Happened to see one monger (possibly a promoter) posted pic of youth and boob of an elegant spa provider in another site. Intrigued. But another monger warned it probably all smoke and mirrors. The little head eventually defeated the big head in decision making so I went to this "new to me" spa to check out. Since it's been listed as closed on rubmaps, I texted the parlor and confirmed with the booker for a session with the busty young girl named Yumi, whose tits are as big as her head. Arrived and a plain looking middle aged woman with maximum b cup greeted me. I asked for yumi. She said she's Yumi. I replied hell no, who else is there? She led me to a closed door deep inside the parlor. Another unattractive middle aged woman sneaked her head out telling me she's buy. I knew right then it was game over. I was fooled by the pic and online promoter again. Fml! But I took the blue bill before hand. So I settled with Yumi, hoping for any redeeming qualities from her. How wrong I was! Her massage proved to be absolute joke. I complained to her she doesn't look like her pic at all. She felt offended. She even stopped the massage midway and defended herself stating her facial features look exactly like the pic and her tits just as ginormous. I should have cut my loss and left right there. She was clearly mental. Getting tired of her fake massage, I flipped myself. She asked what I wanted, HJ, BJ or? I wanted boom boom. She quoted me 200. I laughed so hard. I told her she's out of her mind. I tip 160 to bang girls in 20's and 30's who are more than happy to do it. Why in the world would I donate 200 to an unattractive woman like her in 40's at a parlor without shower (definitely without rimming). She responded like alright, how about 180. I sat up getting dressed. Then she tried to slow me down saying 160 is enough. My mood was already gone. I stormed out of there. She was still trying to drag me and begging for 20 for her massage effort. Of course I left her nothing.
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05-14-25 18:52 #29785Regular Member

Posts: 18Question on VR
Hi,
Originally Posted by ZeroTheGreat
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Not sure what you mean by legit, but the Private Viewing forum here under Northern Virginia has a lot of relevant information. It's a good place if you come in with the right expectations. It's been around for years; recent changed its name from Discreet Tempus. Check the other discussion for lots of info.
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05-14-25 13:19 #29784Senior Member

Posts: 397ChatGPT and other AI-engines
Is anyone fooled when an AI-review is posted?
Originally Posted by StandingOvatio
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Blue is a nice place -- usually has a nice staff of massage technicians. It is a shame for a nice place with usually good staff to denigrate the business with AI-fodder.
Always be nice to the ladies (and don't use ChatGPT to write reviews).
PA.
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05-13-25 19:27 #29783Senior Member

Posts: 475Suspect
Your first review and this ACS has been known to inflate the services, reviews, and posting here as a monger. I'd put this one under a microscope and you can search if you'd like other options and resources.
Originally Posted by StandingOvatio
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05-13-25 09:35 #29782Senior Member

Posts: 127My apologies
I wasn't trying to knock him. I was just surprised that he would have that information available. I was thinking of paper, not digital.
Originally Posted by Metloaf
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05-13-25 08:44 #29781Regular Member

Posts: 1Sky at Blue Therapy in Springfield
I recently relocated to Springfield and was interested in experiences in that area. Visited Blue Therapy after seeing a positive reviews here. Finished work late and wanted to stop somewhere to relax before going home. Called Blue Therapy and MMS was nice and gave me useful info I inquired before I got there. You can walk in. But I would recommend calling ahead. Since they are sometimes pretty busy. Plus, I like to know who is available and if they have a shower.
I walked in and went with Sky because she is "easy on the eye" has a good sexual energy vibe and attitude like a college babe. Slim build, 5'5, full C cups, cute face, and seemed friendly. We go to the room #1.
Sky is skilled Korean masseuse who is able to know my thoughts without being told; Sky allows me to slip my hand under her black dress and gently rubbed her breasts. Silky & soft skin. She looks like in her mid to late 30's. Later, Sky flips me over and gets right to negotiations.
Sky was very sexually responsive & even started moaning. Her body was much sexier with her dress off than on and brought me to a nice sexual release. All in all a great experience and will definitely go back to hit that! Total donation: $80. + 180.
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05-13-25 08:20 #29780Senior Member

Posts: 954Technology at tip of your finger
Most medical records and test results on any smart phone of a person who goes to a doctor. Actually can go back present to 10 years old at least. And future appointments. So don't knock him for trying to calm down Wendy which I wouldn't have made the effort to do. She has become a primadonna if you ask me.
Originally Posted by Caspian33
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05-12-25 20:48 #29779Senior Member

Posts: 52Velvet Room
Anybody have any intel with velvet room? Is it good? Are the ladies legit? I'm hearing mixed reviews.
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05-12-25 18:23 #29778Senior Member

Posts: 78Bobo
Met Bobo last night for hhr. The best rimming I have ever gotten. Who at Apple can help Bobo out to provide my Bucket List item of getting a Rusty Trombone?
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05-12-25 16:27 #29777Regular Member

Posts: 6Which place in Stafford?
Originally Posted by Thays
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05-12-25 14:07 #29776Senior Member

Posts: 325Big tits
If you're willing to drive to Stafford there's one there.
Originally Posted by TholeJosh123
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05-11-25 23:47 #29775Senior Member

Posts: 69Giant tits.
Hey guys going to be in the area next week for work. Looking for the biggest FS tits I can find. DD or bigger please! I will follow up with a report of whatever I find. Thank you guys very much.
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05-11-25 15:55 #29774Senior Member

Posts: 127Bare
Were you able to find out what the upcharge would be?
Originally Posted by BubbleBoi402
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05-11-25 07:10 #29773Senior Member

Posts: 107Nicole
Nicole at MT on Backlick is out till the end of May on Vacation. I literally was her last customer before her trip and she barely had enough time to take an uber to the airport. Her massage is not the greatest; however, everything else is. She has one heck of a tight body and really takes care of herself.






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