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05-16-25 00:26 #29786Senior Member

Posts: 31Mental Yumi at Grand Opening Elegant Spa McLean
Happened to see one monger (possibly a promoter) posted pic of youth and boob of an elegant spa provider in another site. Intrigued. But another monger warned it probably all smoke and mirrors. The little head eventually defeated the big head in decision making so I went to this "new to me" spa to check out. Since it's been listed as closed on rubmaps, I texted the parlor and confirmed with the booker for a session with the busty young girl named Yumi, whose tits are as big as her head. Arrived and a plain looking middle aged woman with maximum b cup greeted me. I asked for yumi. She said she's Yumi. I replied hell no, who else is there? She led me to a closed door deep inside the parlor. Another unattractive middle aged woman sneaked her head out telling me she's buy. I knew right then it was game over. I was fooled by the pic and online promoter again. Fml! But I took the blue bill before hand. So I settled with Yumi, hoping for any redeeming qualities from her. How wrong I was! Her massage proved to be absolute joke. I complained to her she doesn't look like her pic at all. She felt offended. She even stopped the massage midway and defended herself stating her facial features look exactly like the pic and her tits just as ginormous. I should have cut my loss and left right there. She was clearly mental. Getting tired of her fake massage, I flipped myself. She asked what I wanted, HJ, BJ or? I wanted boom boom. She quoted me 200. I laughed so hard. I told her she's out of her mind. I tip 160 to bang girls in 20's and 30's who are more than happy to do it. Why in the world would I donate 200 to an unattractive woman like her in 40's at a parlor without shower (definitely without rimming). She responded like alright, how about 180. I sat up getting dressed. Then she tried to slow me down saying 160 is enough. My mood was already gone. I stormed out of there. She was still trying to drag me and begging for 20 for her massage effort. Of course I left her nothing.
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05-14-25 18:52 #29785Regular Member

Posts: 21Question on VR
Hi,
Originally Posted by ZeroTheGreat
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Not sure what you mean by legit, but the Private Viewing forum here under Northern Virginia has a lot of relevant information. It's a good place if you come in with the right expectations. It's been around for years; recent changed its name from Discreet Tempus. Check the other discussion for lots of info.
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05-14-25 13:19 #29784Senior Member

Posts: 427ChatGPT and other AI-engines
Is anyone fooled when an AI-review is posted?
Originally Posted by StandingOvatio
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Blue is a nice place -- usually has a nice staff of massage technicians. It is a shame for a nice place with usually good staff to denigrate the business with AI-fodder.
Always be nice to the ladies (and don't use ChatGPT to write reviews).
PA.
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05-13-25 19:27 #29783Senior Member

Posts: 526Suspect
Your first review and this ACS has been known to inflate the services, reviews, and posting here as a monger. I'd put this one under a microscope and you can search if you'd like other options and resources.
Originally Posted by StandingOvatio
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05-13-25 09:35 #29782Senior Member

Posts: 127My apologies
I wasn't trying to knock him. I was just surprised that he would have that information available. I was thinking of paper, not digital.
Originally Posted by Metloaf
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05-13-25 08:44 #29781Regular Member

Posts: 1Sky at Blue Therapy in Springfield
I recently relocated to Springfield and was interested in experiences in that area. Visited Blue Therapy after seeing a positive reviews here. Finished work late and wanted to stop somewhere to relax before going home. Called Blue Therapy and MMS was nice and gave me useful info I inquired before I got there. You can walk in. But I would recommend calling ahead. Since they are sometimes pretty busy. Plus, I like to know who is available and if they have a shower.
I walked in and went with Sky because she is "easy on the eye" has a good sexual energy vibe and attitude like a college babe. Slim build, 5'5, full C cups, cute face, and seemed friendly. We go to the room #1.
Sky is skilled Korean masseuse who is able to know my thoughts without being told; Sky allows me to slip my hand under her black dress and gently rubbed her breasts. Silky & soft skin. She looks like in her mid to late 30's. Later, Sky flips me over and gets right to negotiations.
Sky was very sexually responsive & even started moaning. Her body was much sexier with her dress off than on and brought me to a nice sexual release. All in all a great experience and will definitely go back to hit that! Total donation: $80. + 180.
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05-13-25 08:20 #29780Senior Member

Posts: 970Technology at tip of your finger
Most medical records and test results on any smart phone of a person who goes to a doctor. Actually can go back present to 10 years old at least. And future appointments. So don't knock him for trying to calm down Wendy which I wouldn't have made the effort to do. She has become a primadonna if you ask me.
Originally Posted by Caspian33
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05-12-25 20:48 #29779Senior Member

Posts: 64Velvet Room
Anybody have any intel with velvet room? Is it good? Are the ladies legit? I'm hearing mixed reviews.
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05-12-25 18:23 #29778Senior Member

Posts: 78Bobo
Met Bobo last night for hhr. The best rimming I have ever gotten. Who at Apple can help Bobo out to provide my Bucket List item of getting a Rusty Trombone?
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05-12-25 16:27 #29777Regular Member

Posts: 6Which place in Stafford?
Originally Posted by Thays
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05-12-25 14:07 #29776Senior Member

Posts: 380Big tits
If you're willing to drive to Stafford there's one there.
Originally Posted by TholeJosh123
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05-11-25 23:47 #29775Senior Member

Posts: 70Giant tits.
Hey guys going to be in the area next week for work. Looking for the biggest FS tits I can find. DD or bigger please! I will follow up with a report of whatever I find. Thank you guys very much.
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05-11-25 15:55 #29774Senior Member

Posts: 127Bare
Were you able to find out what the upcharge would be?
Originally Posted by BubbleBoi402
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05-11-25 07:10 #29773Senior Member

Posts: 117Nicole
Nicole at MT on Backlick is out till the end of May on Vacation. I literally was her last customer before her trip and she barely had enough time to take an uber to the airport. Her massage is not the greatest; however, everything else is. She has one heck of a tight body and really takes care of herself.
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05-11-25 07:07 #29772Senior Member

Posts: 117Great, then bait-and-switch, and meh
Two reports, one from Eden and the other XXX4 Pinecrest (few weeks old).
Eden. Should have called ahead and booked for a better experience. Paid mamasan house fee, taken to room, and in walks Penny. Tight mini dress on, huge rack (MM?) and very flirty. Off to the shower, which was very thorough and I've noticed the ladies there do a great job washing you up more so than other places. Back to the room and I'm face down, after she finishes the shower clean up, Penny comes back and starts the massage while draped and asks the typical questions, "Have you been here before?" "Who have you seen?" and the like. After a five or so minutes, I hear mamasan say something in Korean through the door and penny leaves. A few minutes later the door opens and closes and the massage restarts as well as the conversation. Everything continues normal so-so massage, soft touch, then flip. WHOA WAIT! It's not Penny, it's another girl! She tells me her name is Mimi and that Penny had a scheduled appointment. My loss and worse, my little head was talking too much and I should have listed to the big head. Went for everything and that was a mistake as Mimi was a bit chubby, was sweating from the massage, had to wipe herself down, and I could smell the 'sweat' that chubby people give off, not fun. She was very loose, my ex is tighter even after giving birth 3 times, there's a lot to be said for physical conditioning. Finished up, dressed, washed my hands before I left, and out the door. Damage. 8 + $. 6, then took a good shower when I got home. Lesson learned, call ahead.
XXX4 Pinecrest. On a steady semi-hard rainy night, I make my way to Pinecrest to check out the scene. After some searching, I find the door on the second level that is a single door with ringer, which means you ring and wait outside unlike other places with the security vestibule. The door opens and I'm lead into the office condo that is dimly lit, but the lady looks ok, not great, ok, yet better than Mimi. Pay the house fee for a half hour. I undress and lay on the table, masseuse returns and starts the massage draped and then continues undraped. Some soft touch and the flip. She's ok looking and we agree for everything, some cat bath, bbj to stiffen me up and puts the cover on with her mouth and more CBJ. Start in cg then mish, this experience was better than Eden as this lady, while thick, was not too out of shape and was able to clench down on me making it more enjoyable. Finished up, dressed and had to wait till the coast was clear as a monger or two showed up while I was dressing. Out the door back into the rain. Forgot her name, was 'ok', damage. 5 + $. 5.
Lesson learned, call ahead and make an appointment. I would like to go back to Eden and see Penny and Olivia.










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