Massage Parlor Reports

[Paradigm71]

"I walked in and was greeted with 'you call?' When I said no? She reacted with an expression of 'oh crap' I knew there was about to be 2 of us in the lobby. LOL. ".

I'm that 2nd guy who booked ahead with an ATF (or hopefully soon to be) at any AMP.

I'm shorted of time and experience and so are you.

Be polite, call ahead, and all 3 of us are happy.

If you think calling ahead guarantees you anything, except maybe to get a certain provider, you are kidding yourself. The majority of these shops operate on volume and rarely turn any customer away. They have no guarantee that someone that calls will show up on time, or at all, and often tell multiple people to c one in at the same time to try and ensure they can stay busy. The legit shops are the ones that typically honor appointments more consistently. I walked into a new shop last week, was asked to come back in 45 minutes, so I did, then I came back and was told I needed to wait 20 minutes more, so I left. There are only two places I make an appointment, neither are HE places but I really like the service I get from my favorites there. Every other place I just walk in, if they are bust I can go down the street. Do not blame the other customers for the poor service you receive.

[Mantenomo]

"I walked in and was greeted with 'you call?' When I said no? She reacted with an expression of 'oh crap' I knew there was about to be 2 of us in the lobby. LOL. ".

I'm that 2nd guy who booked ahead with an ATF (or hopefully soon to be) at any AMP.

I'm shorted of time and experience and so are you.

Be polite, call ahead, and all 3 of us are happy.

I visited along recently. I wanted to try the table shower experience with a massage.

I walked in and was greeted with 'you call?' When I said no? She reacted with an expression of 'oh crap' I knew there was about to be 2 of us in the lobby. LOL.

Rushed me into a room and she said 'get ready'.

I heard another come in and she rushed up to greet him. About 5 minutes later she comes back 'very busy long wait. Maybe 20 minutes'.

I had already paid, gotten naked, and was interested in the shower so I decided to wait to give it a try.

About 15 minutes later a girl rushed in still wearing a coat and had no clue what I wanted.

The shower was odd. Water warm but I don't feel like I was ever 'fully wet' if that makes sense. Also the shower is built for someone under 6' .I'm 6. 5' tall and simply didn't fit. When I flipped it was a little more comfortable but still not ideal with my feet hanging over the ledge. Received a soapy HJ in the shower not a lot of teasing before the flip.

Toweled off and over to the massage room. Sub par massage. No teasing, no 2nd pop, just 'meh'.

The best part? I go to leave and give her a tip. She looks at me confused 'you got shower and 1 hour. That's $90!' And proceeded to start arguing with me to pay for the services I received. I tried telling her several times 'I paid already. That's your tip' When another guy walked in I just said to her 'that's your money for tip' turned and I walked about the door.

[OtraVez]

I visited along recently. I wanted to try the table shower experience with a massage.

I walked in and was greeted with 'you call?' When I said no? She reacted with an expression of 'oh crap' I knew there was about to be 2 of us in the lobby. LOL.

Rushed me into a room and she said 'get ready'.

I heard another come in and she rushed up to greet him. About 5 minutes later she comes back 'very busy long wait. Maybe 20 minutes'.

I had already paid, gotten naked, and was interested in the shower so I decided to wait to give it a try.

Hold on. You paid first? I have never ever paid first at Long. They won't even let you pay first. The first time I went, the woman refused my payment up front, and said "pay after". It's always afterwards. For all you know, that first woman pocketed your money, and the girl you actually got was never told you paid. All the times I've gone, I tell them I want hour+TS, they lead me to the room. After it all, I get dressed, walk out, they give me a water, tell me how much, and I pay and give tip.

[RickMann]

I mean. We used to have that with the office / apartment asians, then dummies started tipping trying to get more and we ended up getting less for more. Mongers are great at ruining a good thing.

I can't think of any provders not charging extra, Brazilians, AMPs, aamps, etc everyone is.

[BenLogan]

I visited along recently. I wanted to try the table shower experience with a massage.

I walked in and was greeted with 'you call?' When I said no? She reacted with an expression of 'oh crap' I knew there was about to be 2 of us in the lobby. LOL.

Rushed me into a room and she said 'get ready'.

I heard another come in and she rushed up to greet him. About 5 minutes later she comes back 'very busy long wait. Maybe 20 minutes'.

I had already paid, gotten naked, and was interested in the shower so I decided to wait to give it a try.

About 15 minutes later a girl rushed in still wearing a coat and had no clue what I wanted.

The shower was odd. Water warm but I don't feel like I was ever 'fully wet' if that makes sense. Also the shower is built for someone under 6' .I'm 6. 5' tall and simply didn't fit. When I flipped it was a little more comfortable but still not ideal with my feet hanging over the ledge. Received a soapy HJ in the shower not a lot of teasing before the flip.

Toweled off and over to the massage room. Sub par massage. No teasing, no 2nd pop, just 'meh'.

The best part? I go to leave and give her a tip. She looks at me confused 'you got shower and 1 hour. That's $90!' And proceeded to start arguing with me to pay for the services I received. I tried telling her several times 'I paid already. That's your tip' When another guy walked in I just said to her 'that's your money for tip' turned and I walked about the door.

[MyPanda]

I mean. We used to have that with the office / apartment asians, then dummies started tipping trying to get more and we ended up getting less for more. Mongers are great at ruining a good thing.

Some of these mongers are idiots. They overpay and the spas see that and expect it everytime.

If I get a HE, I tip for that. If I get a tittie suck too, a little more. If it is over the clothes, I won't do anything and ill flip back over and finish with a standard massage, small tip and never go back.

[Goonersquad]

This should henceforth be known as "getting a Bernie Moreno".

You just got moreno'd.

[Romo Lampkin]

Hate the car dealer upgrade pricing .

This should henceforth be known as "getting a Bernie Moreno".

[OtraVez]

Give me one price for an hour of GFE: LFK, DFK, BBBJ warm-up, DATY, CFS. Remember we're really paying for time so MPOPs should always be available.

One upgrade price for whatever her PSE activities are (all or any of Rim, Greek, CIM, COF, BFS, etc.).

Publicize it so we don't have to ever talk about money on the phone, in text, or in person.

Seriously, this is how it should be. We should pay for time (hhr, hr, 2 hr), and upgrade from GFE to PSE. That's it. MSOG should be standard for hr and above.

[BooBoo24]

Give me one price for an hour of GFE: LFK, DFK, BBBJ warm-up, DATY, CFS. Remember we're really paying for time so MPOPs should always be available.

One upgrade price for whatever her PSE activities are (all or any of Rim, Greek, CIM, COF, BFS, etc.).

Publicize it so we don't have to ever talk about money on the phone, in text, or in person.

Louder for the people in the back!

[TimeForFun1982]

Give me one price for an hour of GFE: LFK, DFK, BBBJ warm-up, DATY, CFS. Remember we're really paying for time so MPOPs should always be available.

One upgrade price for whatever her PSE activities are (all or any of Rim, Greek, CIM, COF, BFS, etc.).

Publicize it so we don't have to ever talk about money on the phone, in text, or in person.

I mean. We used to have that with the office / apartment asians, then dummies started tipping trying to get more and we ended up getting less for more. Mongers are great at ruining a good thing.

[DatBoi720]

Give me one price for an hour of GFE: LFK, DFK, BBBJ warm-up, DATY, CFS. Remember we're really paying for time so MPOPs should always be available.

One upgrade price for whatever her PSE activities are (all or any of Rim, Greek, CIM, COF, BFS, etc.).

Publicize it so we don't have to ever talk about money on the phone, in text, or in person.

Up charging on MPOPs might be my biggest gripe with these girls.

[VinnyLovesFun]

Have any of you tried this one out before? I'm going to check into it today and see what I can find out.

https://columbus.craigslist.org/hws/...848553206.html

[BigJohncC]

Apple that was her first appointment of the day and the first appointment here in Columbus she gave you New York pricing. This is the standard rates for here in Columbus.

80+100 Massage plus topless hands.

200 Half Hour FS Coverage.

300 hour BBBJ FS coverage together with a shower.

[Utrtts]

Weird pricing for a non AMP set up so for a total of 230 are you getting? Let me Zelle for that paper trail interesting.

Give me one price for an hour of GFE: LFK, DFK, BBBJ warm-up, DATY, CFS. Remember we're really paying for time so MPOPs should always be available.

One upgrade price for whatever her PSE activities are (all or any of Rim, Greek, CIM, COF, BFS, etc.).

Publicize it so we don't have to ever talk about money on the phone, in text, or in person.