Massage Parlor Reports

**Mong2** · 05-07-25 00:26

Originally Posted by Osmosiss [View Original Post]

Not to contradict the last few posts but I believe there are plenty of quality options out there that will give you the service you always wanted on the first try. You just have to expand your foot print. The days of driving 10-15 minutes to get a massage and HE are over. Now you need to commit to a 30-45 minute drive one-way to leave happy and very satisfied. Here are some cities to visit: Atlanta, Doraville, Norcross, and Cumming. If you want to drive further, go to Cartersville.

Wonder which AMP in Cumming you are referring. I have visited every single AMP in Cumming but no luck and typical & mechanical L1 with old providers.

**Mong2** · 05-07-25 00:14

Originally Posted by Ralphie21 [View Original Post]

Has anyone actually seen this guy she offers? Or she just says that?

I have never seen him and the place is small seems like he would be sitting in her little room or at front desk.

I am just curious she just saying that or he there. I am pretty sure she not usually busy, no idea why she says that.

When I visit there first time, she saved my number so that I can call them (auto voicemail blocking). And after I was being late for 10 minutes of appointment, she deleted my number so I can call or txt her. I have shown her that my call or txt is not going through. She says she doesn't know how to block the call. But w / e, I told her that I am fine with male provider on purpose when she said only male provider is available, then she said it will take an hour to get him. It was total bs to me.

**Zoj7654** · 05-06-25 22:08

Apartments and agencies have been hit or miss lately and want to give a shot at MPs but anyone aware of good providers that would do FS for first timers / not repeat customers? Have reviewed a ton on other threads if you want to check. I'd love any tips and can PM me if you want. Again any help would be greatly appreciated.

**Ralphie21** · 05-06-25 21:07

Has anyone actually seen this guy she offers? Or she just says that?

I have never seen him and the place is small seems like he would be sitting in her little room or at front desk.

I am just curious she just saying that or he there. I am pretty sure she not usually busy, no idea why she says that.

Originally Posted by Yinpat1016 [View Original Post]

I've been trying to book with I Love at Simpson, but they never reply to my messages, and they don't answer the phone either.

Even when I show up in person, front lady just say they're too busy or that only guys are available, you should try somewhere else.

How should I approach this?

Any advice from experienced folks would be appreciated DMs are totally fine too.

Thanks.

**JohnnyKash** · 05-06-25 20:54

Originally Posted by Yinpat1016 [View Original Post]

I've been trying to book with I Love at Simpson, but they never reply to my messages, and they don't answer the phone either.

Even when I show up in person, front lady just say they're too busy or that only guys are available, you should try somewhere else.

How should I approach this?

Any advice from experienced folks would be appreciated DMs are totally fine too.

Thanks.

Never ever heard of anything like this.

Have you ever seen any woman who work there? Or do you just see men.

**Yinpat1016** · 05-06-25 19:50

I've been trying to book with I Love at Simpson, but they never reply to my messages, and they don't answer the phone either.

Even when I show up in person, front lady just say they're too busy or that only guys are available, you should try somewhere else.

How should I approach this?

Any advice from experienced folks would be appreciated DMs are totally fine too.

Thanks.

**MassageAwesome** · 05-06-25 18:20

Originally Posted by JohnnyKash [View Original Post]

Have not been there in a min its good if you are in a pinch.

Yea true.

Haven't been in awhile because Zoey can be hot and cold.

**JohnnyKash** · 05-06-25 16:35

Originally Posted by MassageAwesome [View Original Post]

I agree, although there was not much in cobb except for Zoey and her tits. I'm sure that PZ, where she is, is going legit now.

Have not been there in a min its good if you are in a pinch.

**DudeMeAtl** · 05-06-25 12:48

Looking for options with M and F providers who do HE. Thanks!

**MassageAwesome** · 05-05-25 23:21

Originally Posted by JohnnyKash [View Original Post]

If you live in Cobb you're going to have to drive period now. So I agree 100%.

I agree, although there was not much in cobb except for Zoey and her tits. I'm sure that PZ, where she is, is going legit now.

**JohnnyKash** · 05-05-25 22:52

Originally Posted by Osmosiss [View Original Post]

Not to contradict the last few posts but I believe there are plenty of quality options out there that will give you the service you always wanted on the first try. You just have to expand your foot print. The days of driving 10-15 minutes to get a massage and HE are over. Now you need to commit to a 30-45 minute drive one-way to leave happy and very satisfied. Here are some cities to visit: Atlanta, Doraville, Norcross, and Cumming. If you want to drive further, go to Cartersville.

If you live in Cobb you're going to have to drive period now. So I agree 100%.

**MassageAwesome** · 05-05-25 20:50

Originally Posted by Osmosiss [View Original Post]

Not to contradict the last few posts but I believe there are plenty of quality options out there that will give you the service you always wanted on the first try. You just have to expand your foot print. The days of driving 10-15 minutes to get a massage and HE are over. Now you need to commit to a 30-45 minute drive one-way to leave happy and very satisfied. Here are some cities to visit: Atlanta, Doraville, Norcross, and Cumming. If you want to drive further, go to Cartersville.

The thing with these women are that they know why we are really there. Not to get a massage, but to get our nut off. Plus, they know they will have quite a bit of us mongers to satisfy. So they will do whatever they can to make it easy for them, the shortest amount of time, the smallest amount of work, for the most money.

This especially applies with our ATFs. I think that the thing is that when we go see our ATFs, after a few visits, they start to get lazy because they know what you're going to give them the same great tip, and if you do give a bad tip, they will remember that, and not give you the service you want from them anymore. They know that they are the ones that are in control. We need to let them know that we are. So if you're ATF does get lazy on you, you need to call them out on it. Even if you lose that VIP status, remember there are plenty of other places around.

**Osmosiss** · 05-05-25 19:07

Not to contradict the last few posts but I believe there are plenty of quality options out there that will give you the service you always wanted on the first try. You just have to expand your foot print. The days of driving 10-15 minutes to get a massage and HE are over. Now you need to commit to a 30-45 minute drive one-way to leave happy and very satisfied. Here are some cities to visit: Atlanta, Doraville, Norcross, and Cumming. If you want to drive further, go to Cartersville.

**GreaterGator** · 05-05-25 15:06

Originally Posted by ThatOneGuyIsMe [View Original Post]

Is it me or does it seem like the quality of massages has gone down severely? I said bye to the friend and dipped. Won't be going back anytime soon.

Gone are the days of excitement from many providers when you walk in. With every Joe that walks out pissed off, there's another Bob waiting in the parking lot.

Service levels are down and becoming more expensive.

Supply and demand economics rule the hobby now more than ever before. Very sad.

**ThatOneGuyIsMe** · 05-05-25 08:34

Is it me or does it seem like the quality of massages has gone down severely? Out of respect of the shop (I would be identified easily), I'll keep that to myself but I went the other day and received the worst massage ever. It was slow around 2 pm when I walked in and saw 2 ladies sitting down. 1 stood up and gave me a big hug saying she hasn't seen me in forever. Told her I travel a lot now due to my new job. She takes me to a room and I get stark. She comes in a rubs on my dump truck. All seems normal for the very beginning with the light touch dry rub massage before the oil. But as soon at the oil hit my skin, she got super lazy. Same move on my back 73 times (yes I counted). I would make settle gestures like Crack my fingers or stretch my legs and she would go to that area for 2 minutes and then go back to my back. This cat and mouse game lasted for 30 minutes. She wipes me down with "hot" towel and I flip. I was mad at the half ass massage but I didn't go there for that. She does the same bull move on my chest for 5 minutes then asks if I wanna have fun. Duh, all 2 inches of me is pointing to the ceiling. So she grabs some more oil and began the move mechanical L1 I have ever had. She would normally do the infamous 2 hand corkscrew but nope. Just a 1 hand jack and the other hand was on my thigh. She didn't even pull her boobies out for me. All this lasted 5 minutes before she told me you do. I countered with a no and she said she's tired and wanted to stop. So me being the gentleman I said ok and started to crank my lawnmower knowing that this session needs to end soon. As I began she told me to hurry up and time was almost up. I told her I had 20 minutes left. She disagreed with me and said no 5 minutes left. So now my gentlemen self went out the windows and my asshole self appeared. I tried to hold on to that tingling sensation for as long as I could and I let it pop. She jumps back and says too much. She uses the same "hot" towel from earlier to clean me up and said finish. I got dressed and went to go tip her. As I handed her the green her friend started to laugh and asked if I had a good time while pointing at her. I knew exactly what she was point at and I smiled and said yes. The lady looks down and sees a massive blob. She looks at me pissed and runs off to the back. I said bye to the friend and dipped. Won't be going back anytime soon.