Agency Discussion and Reviews

**Download X** · 05-06-25 19:22

Originally Posted by Pornstar2022 [View Original Post]

It feels like every time I have seen a chick reviewed off here recently they never match up to the review..Thank the guy below who saw hannna because the first reviews or two made it seem like she was to tier LOL. Lying about a girls body is crazy. And its not just this site either I be seeing reviews like she had big Cs and I go to see her its a A cup or small b cup like what? Sorry this is just my rant but this is fucking up the game and I know for fact some these agencies are giving guys discounts to give out fake info on this board as well as ter.

There is something you can do about this. Give your take on the girls. It only take one or two reviews to undo shill reviews. Sometimes a guy like me loves a petite girl with B or C tits, no curves, but it's going to be useless if I just say "oh she has such a great body" because other guys will never imagine what I like. It's why I make those details clear in every review. But no one is going to describe girls perfectly, so the real solution is to be able to see a variety of opinions. Everyone just post their review and we collect them, no judgement.

In Hanna's case, FunctionK and Mcsylv agreed on her physical description even though they had opposite opinions on her service. That makes perfect sense to me and is quite normal, it could be a lot of reasons. I think we all understand that there is no way that an ATF of yours hasn't given some other guy bad service or had a off day. Just how it is. But we can read between the lines especially if there are multiple opinions on a girl.

I know some other reviewers' tastes and have cautiously recommend ATFs to them. Monthe for example loved Mari and Hani, but didn't like Elsa. That makes sense to me, we are not going to like the same girls. Whereas another reviewer I recommended the same girls to really liked Hani and Elsa. I knew from day one that Hani would retire, so I simply let people I thought highly of know so they wouldn't miss their chance. In public, my review was much more subdued since I know not everyone will like a girl.

About cup size and body type, this is my description of Mari. If I'm clearly lying, just call me out. Or if instead you think I did see her but just have a different opinion, that's cool and you should still give your own review. Don't worry about what I said, just say what you got. Then the next guy can compare our two reviews and reason that she's somewhere in-between our opinions.

Originally Posted by Download X [View Original Post]

Mari - HYA. Late 20s, cute, maybe 5'3", B cup, lighter skin, some ass, hair to the middle of her back. Wore a see through gown over outfit. No shower preview but I don't ask. Affectionate and loves to kiss, more than I ask for. It was not DFK or LFK but in-between, lots of tongue play and kissing, good. Kisses me all over and licks my balls. Good bbbj, great attitude. Fully shaved when I saw her, and "at rest" you cannot see clit but that can be solved. Enjoys DATY

Ad photos attached. Mari / Namiko was A Tier service for me, but I rarely hand out S. Mari had a really good attitude, and I saw her 12 months ago so she probably got even better. She is a clear favorite for others. She got one marriage proposal and several others fell in love. No face for video, but the video turned out great anyways.

I will even do detailed photo reviews. Here is my photo review of Daisy, her face looks 80%-90% like Seb1nn at most angles (100% at a few). Hundreds of people have seen Daisy but don't review. But I challenge that if anyone sees her and she does not match my photo guide, just call me out:
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post7158966 Daisy

People gatekeep Daisy. She costs twice as much as other kgirls yet they don't review her. Gatekeeping is what allows shilling to exist. So it is up to you and me to fix that.

This was my PSA on the shilling problem
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...ey#post7257084 Paid shills and the solution

Originally Posted by Download X [View Original Post]

In LA when someone says a MILF is 20s, you get 8 guys calling him out in 2 days:
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post7203978 Honey age estimate

The guy even admitted he was probably wrong, and everyone was polite about it. In fact, I will even say if a guy thinks a MILF looks young he is the lucky one. Don't fix your eyes, enjoy it.

The guy who said Honey was 20s was an honest reviewer, but he did not grow up with Asians and considers a very good looking Asian to be automatically young. Just how it is. She looks 30s but is touching 40, now rebranded to Hami in OC. Another person said they thought Hami was a student. The replies were that she was a student 20 years ago, or a student on making money. The problem is she is very good looking, she simply looks younger than her age. No one attacked OP, all they did was give their take. That is the way.

For that reason, shills don't dare call a MILF a HYA in Socal. It would just be too embarassing for the next eight posts to be "She is great but not young at all". That is why shills give such generic praise to women but you still have no verifiable details.

This is why I do photo guides and focus on physical descriptions. You and I are not going to agree on what a great body is by the way. For example, I cnosider Nanase to be my ideal, here are photos of her at the bottom:
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post7281251 Nanase duo photos

This is why if I describe Nanase, I will not just say "top tier body" because most guys will be confused that she has smaller tits and is super skinny with no curves. It's simple, she looks like my ex girlfriend but not your ex girlfriend. So instead I will post a photo guide, or explain that she is a bit short, very skinny, tiny A or B cups, very cute face, some ass. I list out every part like that. That way if someone disagrees, it will likely be just one part and splitting hairs rather than a vague difference they can't put their finger on.

If I said Nanase had a perfect body, obviously that means "for me". That's why I don't write reviews like that, even though we have to forgive beginners for doing it that way. Let beginners do their thing, over time they will become top reviewers if don't complain and just give our own take. Instead, it helps the most if we all break it down in detail. We are all going to guess age, height, cup size wrong, but it's not going to be off a lot especially when we average it out. So people should just make their guess anyways, no judgement from me.

The last tool is a meta review, when we combine many reviews. Mari has toured other cities, so by the time she visited my city I knew exactly what to expect. After seeing her, that's how I know whether or not the past reviews were valid:

Originally Posted by Download X [View Original Post]

Monthe's (previous) review
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...ri#post7175751 Mari review

I had a laugh researching her on TER and USAG last year. You can see her on the Seattle board under KAngels from February. Here I'll just quote:

Chulgoon: "Chulgoon likes youn Asian pussy. It's my escape from my married with children life. Mari has been the best visit for me with this current batch. Like others have said she has a youthful look. ".

Asdzzz: Mari indeed looks decent, but not like Ai Uehara's level good as he claimed.

Nakadashi69: "Mari is skinnier and less busty that Ai Uehara, but she has a beautiful face with perfect straight Japanese hair. Mari has a shaved pussy. Mari will ask for and count the donation so she knows how to pace the session and whether or not to get a condom out. She will help you undress and then sit you down on a chair and perform a wonderful BBBJ. I asked her if she liked 69 and she said she loves it, so I hop on the bed and we 69 for a few minutes. Would I see her again, f#$k yes. I actually joked that we should get married so she can stay in the country."

I will now make a formal ruling on the Ai Uehara comparison. I can see why he said Ai Uehara. Mari is a similar height, similar body size (but Mari has a much bigger ass), and similar hair. But the face is different and Mari is rounder. Ruling: Some similarities but not close, 80% similar. I compare Mari to Mihina Nagai, but again there are some similarities but not close (80% similar). You could see how different these two JAV actresses are from each other (they are 60% similar) and imagine a 3rd possibility.

Originally Posted by Drunkeme15 [View Original Post]

Cheers to a fellow Japan monger. Your research is appreciated. I have only been to Sweater Moon out of this list, going to add some of the others to the map for next time. There's also some good / fun Sekukyaba in Ikebukuro.

I really enjoyed Sweater Moon because of 1 girl, but another girl was mediocre. It's why they send you three girls! So I think it's worth going especially since they are foreigner friendly (the two top ones require some Japanese). But I hope to help more guys get into the better clubs. I spoke with the staff at each club and confirmed that you just need a Japanese speaking friend or about 2-3 years Japanese yourself. The real reason of course is then they can upsell you for round 2 when 40 minutes are up. That is how they make all their money and why entry fee it's so cheap at around $50.

**FurryMonger122** · 05-06-25 19:14

Originally Posted by Pornstar2022 [View Original Post]

It feels like every time I have seen a chick reviewed off here recently they never match up to the review. Obviously YMMV but this is getting crazy service ok I can understand but I seeing be reviews about how Haruka is stacked big ass and tits then I go there and she just ok tits but otherwise just average body but the service was mid she wasted time with trying to massage me and whatever tf else she was doing. Wasn't enthusiastic / energetic at all. Thank the guy below who saw hannna because the first reviews or two made it seem like she was to tier LOL. Lying about a girls body is crazy. And its not just this site either I be seeing reviews like she had big Cs and I go to see her its a A cup or small b cup like what? Sorry this is just my rant but this is fucking up the game and I know for fact some these agencies are giving guys discounts to give out fake info on this board as well as ter.

From the reviews I imagined her to be a perfect body, short, huge well done mms, hourglass figure, slim thick sexy butt. Super hot asian with a latina body. Pretty much what you see in the photos. Alot of the demographic of us mongers are 50+ I believe and maybe the eyes and brain going bad.

**Monthehunt** · 05-06-25 18:48

Originally Posted by Pornstar2022 [View Original Post]

It feels like every time I have seen a chick reviewed off here recently they never match up to the review. Obviously YMMV but this is getting crazy service ok I can understand but I seeing be reviews about how Haruka is stacked big ass and tits then I go there and she just ok tits but otherwise just average body but the service was mid she wasted time with trying to massage me and whatever tf else she was doing. Wasn't enthusiastic / energetic at all. Thank the guy below who saw hannna because the first reviews or two made it seem like she was to tier LOL. Lying about a girls body is crazy. And its not just this site either I be seeing reviews like she had big Cs and I go to see her its a A cup or small b cup like what? Sorry this is just my rant but this is fucking up the game and I know for fact some these agencies are giving guys discounts to give out fake info on this board as well as ter.

I just block people where the review doesn't match my taste or reviews that are 1 -3 sentences long that's really a non-review or comes off ai generated. So half of my pages are of blocked people. Maybe I'm already on someone's block list.

**McBababs1** · 05-06-25 18:33

Originally Posted by Pornstar2022 [View Original Post]

It feels like every time I have seen a chick reviewed off here recently they never match up to the review. Obviously YMMV but this is getting crazy service ok I can understand but I seeing be reviews about how Haruka is stacked big ass and tits then I go there and she just ok tits but otherwise just average body but the service was mid she wasted time with trying to massage me and whatever tf else she was doing. Wasn't enthusiastic / energetic at all. Thank the guy below who saw hannna because the first reviews or two made it seem like she was to tier LOL. Lying about a girls body is crazy. And its not just this site either I be seeing reviews like she had big Cs and I go to see her its a A cup or small b cup like what? Sorry this is just my rant but this is fucking up the game and I know for fact some these agencies are giving guys discounts to give out fake info on this board as well as ter.

I left a driver on Haruka and I wish I could get a discount to be able to see her more haha. Maybe I should've said she had a big ass "for a Japanese provider" because most are not built like her if we are being honest. She also has at least D naturals. I didn't have an issue with any massage and she was more than enthusiastic with me and we went a bit over time so it may have been a YMMV situation as you mentioned haven't seen Hanna so can't confirm on that. Let me know how I can better review tho because I usually am a lurker and don't leave reviews, thanks.

**Pornstar2022** · 05-06-25 18:18

It feels like every time I have seen a chick reviewed off here recently they never match up to the review. Obviously YMMV but this is getting crazy service ok I can understand but I seeing be reviews about how Haruka is stacked big ass and tits then I go there and she just ok tits but otherwise just average body but the service was mid she wasted time with trying to massage me and whatever tf else she was doing. Wasn't enthusiastic / energetic at all. Thank the guy below who saw hannna because the first reviews or two made it seem like she was to tier LOL. Lying about a girls body is crazy. And its not just this site either I be seeing reviews like she had big Cs and I go to see her its a A cup or small b cup like what? Sorry this is just my rant but this is fucking up the game and I know for fact some these agencies are giving guys discounts to give out fake info on this board as well as ter.

**Monthehunt** · 05-06-25 17:50

Haru is 5'3 with short hair to the neck. B cup. Slim body and meaty ass. She was in a 2 piece night gown with muted colors and the bottom piece showed off her ass. She has small tats sprinkled across her body. Last time I've had this soft, meaty of an ass was with Anna jb, in late July of 2024. BBP with velcro patch above.

Her English is good enough.

Looks wise, she's not my type – at all. Maybe plain looking but I don't think fugly. But her dfk, slim body and ass makes up for it.

Preview BJ in the shower.

I'll say my review of her BJ isn't the best because I couldn't get hard as I was coming off a 2 hr session with Mari ag.

BJ. She sucks on the nuts with some comfortable tugging. Shaft licking. Swirling her tongue around the head. She bobs her head on my semi-limp dick. She slides my dick against her tongue and the roof of her mouth. Being that I'm semi-limp, she's able to DT easily. She better positions her face lower to better suck my nut sack and I mean all of it in her mouth. Still tugging and sucking. She then works her tongue all over the sack. This cycles a few times. Duration: 4. 5 minutes.

We dfk for awhile. I'm palming her ass the whole time.

I get hard. She gets on top for cg and dfk.

Standing missionary.

Rcg. She leans forward and arches her back to show off her nice ass to me as she rides.

Doggie. Since she has a meaty ass, the ripples from pounding are very nice to look at. She also has nice hip to waist ratio.

**Monthehunt** · 05-06-25 17:09

https://asiangem.site/bbs/board.php?...free&wr_id=195

I booked a 2 hr session because I wanted to see how long Mari could blow without gassing out.

I don't know what was different about today, but today Mari knelt down on her knees to accept the documents and gave a slight head nod.

This girl has no stop and won't stop until told. Anyways. First blowjob, 23 minutes before she asks to give me a standing blowjob and asks if I like it, that went on for another 10 minutes. I spent some time eating her out and little johnny needed to warm up again. That ended up being another 10 minutes BJ. And last blowjob lasted another 15 minutes. All said and done, 58 minutes total. She showed no sign of exhaustion, said she enjoyed it and was the first time she's blown that much. In all bjs, I was the one, unfortunately, to tell her to stop.

During standing missionary, I sent my camera down. She picks it up to continue filming for me. I didn't even ask her to. She does her best to hold the camera as I bang her, her lips bunched up with her eyes looking at me. She captured her body lengthwise for me with her masked face in it.

I previously classed Mari as A tier in my personal rankings but have upgraded her to S tier and is the 5th girl to make it into my all star S tier list.

1. Viet Rosie dmvg.

2. Etsuko jb.

3. Hani atm.

4. Mari SL / MK.

5. Mari AG.

**FunctionK** · 05-06-25 16:10

Originally Posted by HereToSay [View Original Post]

Is anyone else having trouble getting AsianElf to respond? Have tried both numbers and email.

They are on Vocation. Obviously, they have no new girls for a while.

**FunctionK** · 05-06-25 16:05

Originally Posted by Mcsylv [View Original Post]

Hanna https://asiansensation99.com/view/20538.

Pros:

Young, can't be older than 21 if that. Petit and cute, maybe 5'1 and A or B cup. Slim body, typical flat booty but decent hips. Decent face, straight teeth and big eyes.

Cons:

Bad service. Not warm, no hug at the door or any thing in the shower besides a washing down. Doesn't respond to attempts at massaging her shoulders or any other touching you do.

In bed, no kissing at all if she can help it. She'll turn her face away most times. Very mechanical performance, the routine nipple play to BJ to sex. Usually J girls through in DFK during the nipple part, but for her it was no go. Blocking a bit, I'm only 5 inches but she can't go all the way in doggie or mish with legs over shoulders. She has a tongue stud but no idea how to use it, didn't feel it at all during BJ. Doesn't really care if you're having a good time, she makes no effort to show she's into it at all or cares about your pleasure.

Would not repeat, not pretty enough to justify the bad service.

It seems like the Hanna you met and the one I met aren't the same person, but based on the appearance description, it does sound like the same girl. I even thought she was only 18-19 years old. But when she met me, she was very enthusiastic, and DFK wasn't an issue. Sorry to hear your experience wasn't great. J-girls really are super YMMV.

**FunctionK** · 05-06-25 16:01

Originally Posted by Jorum [View Original Post]

Toftt.

Kei was a waste of time. Quite literally. Don't bother. Completely photoshopped. Clockwatcher and not even a good one at that.

Went in for an hour, paid and she shorted me 25 minutes because she said her pussy was hurting and couldn't do anymore. I said fine, let me just pay for the 45 and call it good. She bitched for 15 minutes; half the time in Japanese.

I chilled in their living room with the other girl til they finally cleared things up with the booker because talking to Kei wasn't getting anywhere and they gave part of the initial donation back. Even the other girls after hearing the situation was confused as to why this was so trivial.

Other notes. Dead fish. Not 5'2. Not 95 lbs. Not 26. Again, numbers are not a forte with this one.

My observation: 5'6-5'7. 130. Her English was surprisingly good, actually very good as though she lived abroad for a bit. She had rolls. A-small B. Closer to 35 than 26. She's not bad looking but clearly someone spent a lot of time on photoshop to change everything. I'm pretty sure she would still get attention with her own photos. The service was clearly lacking. Everything felt half-assed and just not into it. There was a ton of blocking and I wasn't even going hard.

ACS have better service than this. Should've just not listened to the little head.

Looks like a dude from another forum also saw Kei and he highly recommend Kei, And the Kei he saw is "26 yo, 5'2, 95 lbs, 34 B, rock star body, cute face and juicy lips completely shaven, black hair past her shoulder blades, breasts are real and look amazing, rose and garter tattoos, tongue and belly piercings" Obviously, either that guy is writing fake reviews, or the agency pulled a bait-and-switch on you.

**HereToSay** · 05-06-25 13:47

Is anyone else having trouble getting AsianElf to respond? Have tried both numbers and email.

**Drunkie15** · 05-06-25 13:44

Originally Posted by DrunkenKid [View Original Post]

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Also: you don't see me wondering which time zone you were in this past weekend.

Also: What are DM15's qualifications? Is he JPussy Certified?

Certified noob here for sure. Cheers drunk senpai.

**Mcsylv** · 05-06-25 13:25

Hanna https://asiansensation99.com/view/20538.

Pros:

Young, can't be older than 21 if that. Petit and cute, maybe 5'1 and A or B cup. Slim body, typical flat booty but decent hips. Decent face, straight teeth and big eyes.

Cons:

Bad service. Not warm, no hug at the door or any thing in the shower besides a washing down. Doesn't respond to attempts at massaging her shoulders or any other touching you do.

In bed, no kissing at all if she can help it. She'll turn her face away most times. Very mechanical performance, the routine nipple play to BJ to sex. Usually J girls through in DFK during the nipple part, but for her it was no go. Blocking a bit, I'm only 5 inches but she can't go all the way in doggie or mish with legs over shoulders. She has a tongue stud but no idea how to use it, didn't feel it at all during BJ. Doesn't really care if you're having a good time, she makes no effort to show she's into it at all or cares about your pleasure.

Would not repeat, not pretty enough to justify the bad service.

**FunctionK** · 05-06-25 13:20

This girl is great! One of the best J girls I have seen this year. Probably the best one this year.

Hanna has all the virtues of a young girl. Super smooth clean skin, small round bum, nice teeth, super youth toned body. Plus, she is bubbly and her service is great which is rare to find considering her age. Overall, I think she is a top level young girl, highly recommend.

**DrunkenKid** · 05-06-25 12:19

Originally Posted by PokerBrah [View Original Post]

I think he's fucking a lot somewhere. He's "exhausted" from fucking girls somewhere apparently. That is what my dk decoder ring is telling me.
I am guessing Korea but idk.
Seems like DC has a DK clone Drunkme15 !

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Also: you don't see me wondering which time zone you were in this past weekend.

Also: What are DM15's qualifications? Is he JPussy Certified?