EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[ZzTopSterZz]

Any info on this? Phone # matches one I had saved from Lovely Hands European touch a few years ago on Shermer in northbrook:

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/h...868803848.html

[ZzTopSterZz]

I noticed a review on Google maps from just a couple months ago. Thought maybe the place was closed because nobody talks about it anymore. Reviewer said his therapist was Mary. I called just to see if they were in fact open and was told Barbara was there that day. Neither is a name I remember from the old days. Anyone have any news?

Tofft with Barbara and while your experience and desires may differ I would not repeat. Barbara is prob around 50 with a little extra weight but decent looking overall and attractive if you like heavier ladies. Opened the door wearing a see semi-transparent dress / wrap thing the gives off more of a low class hooker vibe than the traditional emp's of old who used to wear yoga outfit or nicer street clothes. I set up a hour because I don't like to rush and the massage was so-so more of a light oil rub than a therapeutic massage but that's ok as we had a nice chat. Her friendly demeanor shifted on the flip as she gruffly tossed out some figures for various services including HJ, topless and nude while hushing and pretending that someone was in the other room even though we were the only ones there. All offers were over priced but I hate to haggle so I went with topless for 100 with the ugly "show me" nonsense. At that price I expected good service with a nice tease, some quality boob play and a relaxed finish. But it was all a bit rushed with a brief mechanical body rub and a brief HJ. We know the ladies all have to pretend to enjoy this business, but she didn't try and it felt more like getting an oil change. I'm no hunk but I am fit and clean and always shower in advance of an appointment so I gather this is just the way she rolls. In and out at 45 minutes max so a little cheap on the time as well.

For those who are interested in more, she does outcall and from the way she laid out the pricing suggesting there was more to be discussed I would assume BJ and FS are on the menu.

I miss the old days there. Does anyone know Mary or other staff? The location is convenient for Skokie swift commuters and locals.

[JayKay8]

Melanie is tall (about 5'10") blonde in her 30's. She has nice, firm C-cup tits with almost no sag, but she is a little pudgy in the mid section. She's very pretty, especially when she smiles. I'd say 6/10 body and 8/10 face. I opted for the hour with fully nude mutual touch, and she quoted me 350. I asked if there were any other "extras," but she demured and told me we can discuss extra based on how the session unfolds.

She started me off on a massage table with a very, very good massage. I would it rate as one of the better legit massages I've had. On the flip, she had me go on the bed. She started off in the 69 position so I could touch her pussy, and then flipped around to give me a kiss. It wasn't quite a DFK, but she did use tongue. She then straddled me and slid her bare pussy up and down my cock while her hand stroked me. It was a very good imitation of penetration, especially when she would lean down and kiss me. She then had me go on top so I could thrust into her hand against her pussy. Looking into her eyes as grinded my cock against her wet pussy, I told her that I needed to be inside of her. She smiled and nodded, quickly putting a cover on me. I asked her how much it would be, and she said that it was up to me. She claimed that she doesn't really do FS, so she's not going to put a price on it. I didn't last very long inside of her hot, wet pussy. She cleaned me up and gave me some after-care (gently rubbing all over my body). I took a quick shower, tipped her generously, and then left with a hug and kiss.

Overall, I had a great time. Still probably more expensive than what you would get at one of the agencies, but this experience felt very organic. She was more concerned about getting me inside of her and not as much about how much I'd tip / pay her for FS. Maybe she's such a pro that she knew she had me hook, line, and sinker, but it was a nice tough nonetheless.

The good: Melanie is very warm and friendly, and she actually gives a very professional massage. Her HJ technique is sublime, and her pussy felt incredible.

The bad: Melanie is on the older side of 30, and her body is not the tightest.

The ugly: Nothing. Nothing strange or off-putting.

Melanie is here until Sunday.

[SmileySam]

What was the total donation? $230 + $100 + $150? Asking for a friend.

[JayKay8]

Booking was easy as always via text. I was sent picture of an incredibly hot blonde named Olga, but I didn't really pay attention to them because I was sure they were fake. Olga greeted me at the door with a big smile in black lingerie, immediately gave me a warm hug and a kiss, and introduced herself as Anna. She's about 5'5" or 5'6", blonde, blue eyes, big man-mades. My first impression was that she was late 30's or 40's, but she started looking younger to me the more I looked at her. Fee was the standard 230 hr, with 100 upcharge for mutual touch, and then an additional 150 if I wanted a BJ. I decided to splurge on the extras since I've never seen her before.

Olga / Anna started with a very perfunctory back rub. She basically spread oil on my back with her hands, and then started the body slide. She would occasionally nibble on my ear and kiss my neck, and reach down to caress my balls. She had me flip, and I was surprised she slid down my body to give me a BBBJ. She was clear that she did not want CIM, but she sucked my balls and deepthroated me very aggressively. Occasionally, she would kiss her way up my body and give me a very passionate DFK. I wanted to taste her pussy, so she moved to 69, reminding me that my tongue / fingers should not go inside of her. She faked an O after a few minutes, then curled up next to me and stroked me to perfection while kissing me. She cleaned me up, let me feast on her nipples while she gyrated against me. I took a quick shower and was sent on my way with a hug and a DFK.

Overall, I had a great time. Still expensive for what it is, but it feels like a much better value when DFK, DATY, and BBBJ are included. Olga / Anna's attitude was also great, her big smiles lighting up her face. My only complaint is that she was a little bit older than the girls I usually see with this booker, but I can't be sure because the more I looked at her the younger she looked.

The good: Olga / Anna has a great body. I'm not a fan of fake tits, but they aren't super hard and aren't comically big. Her body is very, very tight. I couldn't feel even a tiny bit of flab anywhere on her, but she's not skinny at all. Her face is a 8/10, but the make up was a bit heavy and I think she's had work done. Her pussy tasted incredibly fresh. BBBJ technique wasn't the best I've had, but it wasn't bad at all. Best of all, she took directions very well and was very aggressive / enthusiastic about making sure I had a good time. Just before I popped, she moaned into my mouth about how hot I was and how much she wanted my cum. Great ego boost even though it isn't real.

The bad: I could taste cigarettes on her tongue / mouth when she kissed me. It wasn't overpowering, and I did not smell cigarettes anywhere else on her. Other than that, maybe her being a bit older put me off a little at first, but she started looking much younger the closer I looked at her. Maybe it was the work she had done on her face.

The weird: After the session, I took a closer look at the pictures the booker sent me, and I realized that they were actually of Olga / Anna. Maybe they were touched up a little, maybe they were from a few years ago, but it was definitely her. It's also weird that the booker told me her name was Olga, but she said her name was Anna. That's the second time in as many weeks that this has happened.

[ZzTopSterZz]

I noticed a review on Google maps from just a couple months ago. Thought maybe the place was closed because nobody talks about it anymore. Reviewer said his therapist was Mary. I called just to see if they were in fact open and was told Barbara was there that day. Neither is a name I remember from the old days. Anyone have any news?

[Posiedon]

All of us deserve better and wish they would come up with a policy similar to night clubs where women are guaranteed free entrance. It would bring prices down a lot as supply increases and also improve fertility rate in the country to sustain economic growth. We need to cut border crossings of all men and ugly women at any cost. LOL.

I hope the president elect does something about this. As he shares our love for pussy and hate for cartels. LOL. While Europe and Asia / Thailand (just got back though I didn't partake) are exciting and requires jumping on a plane it doesn't make financial sense to do that unless you are operating at the high end of the market. There is definitely better quality for low prices even if you spend on airfare. How are things in the north? I really liked some Canadian pretty young things in Detroit that I met a while back. Also I hope the collapse of Latin American countries Colombia, Venezuela etc. Adds more world class beauties to the supply.

[BA4114]

Interested in the Noble Square booker # as well if anyone has to share. Stopped going after they moved to River North / Mag Mile area but heard they might have a spot back west of river.

This is one of their ads.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...bs/-63306.html

Most of their numbers begin with 657 or 949 . I believe they have locations in Schaumburg, Des Plaines, O'Hare and downtown. If you want the west town location, I'd call the number associated with "downtown" — although any of the numbers will likely get you where you want if you specify a location. 95% of their ads say, "NOT FULL SERVICE" at the bottom of the ad. Which is the giveaway. They have also been advertising on Tryst. If you sort by FBSM you'll find them.

Good luck.

[MattNagy]

Anybody still have the number for the Noble Square girls booker? Please DM me if you do, I deleted my burner app and lost the number.

Interested in the Noble Square booker # as well if anyone has to share. Stopped going after they moved to River North / Mag Mile area but heard they might have a spot back west of river.

[ZzTopSterZz]

Considering seeing Kasia K in Schaumburg. Has anyone seen her recently or have any insight?

Hellcat open up some space in your inbox.

[DLover64]

Where are these girls now. Little Anna sounds like my dream girl.

Anna had a kid and ended up with mental health issues, Nataliya left the business when the owner passed away. Was the place on north Milwaukee now a tattoo removal place.

[Coopertars]

Anybody still have the number for the Noble Square girls booker? Please DM me if you do, I deleted my burner app and lost the number.

[Posiedon]

There's a reason why the prices are what they are. It has to do with the state of the hobby in the US, which is not good for a number of reasons.

Before I explain, it should be noted that this thread is for European Massage Parlors and not apartments or hotels. So this discussion should probably be moved to the appropriate thread. The mods might end up moving it to the bullshit thread, which is fine. Because this will cover more broad ranging topics.

10 years ago, this was one of my favorite threads because there were a ton of 20 something Euro girls working in parlors where you could get a high quality massage and a finish for a reasonable rate. For example, places like Golden Hands had hot and young Ukrainians like Natalie, Diana, Anna, who would massage you on an actual massage table and then offer clothed, topless, or nude L1.

The few hold outs in this thread are hoping for a return to that era, but that's not going to happen. The reason is that CBP have made it all but impossible for women from almost any country traveling alone under the age of 65 to enter the country on a tourist visa. They're just not letting them in. For example, the only people from Thailand that they are letting in are those who are enrolled at universities for an MBA or some other advanced degree. Nobody else can get a visa. The same applies to Eastern European women, Latin American, and almost all of Asia and the rest of the developing world.

Girls are coming anyway, getting interviewed, and being sent back home. There was a recent article in Japanese media where a female influencer with a somewhat high following attempted to visit Hawaii and was sent back home on suspicions of being an escort. Suffice it to say, she was deeply offended and made videos about it. She had no intention of being an escort.

All of this has been done in the name of preventing human trafficking. But in reality, it is creating far more of it. Instead of these girls being scanned into the system and entering the country as tourists, many are finding illicit means of entering and this is causing huge negative secondary effects.

The most common way of entering the country now is through the southern border. They are a seeing a huge influx of Asian, primarily Chinese, as well as people from non traditional countries coming in that way. And while some girls looking to work in the US may enter with the masses, the majority are paying their way in with huge payments to the cartels who in turn pay off the border agents.

Going rates are anywhere from 40 to 55 K per person, with the higher end essentially allowing you to be driven across in the passenger seat with zero hassle.

Girls will pay that if they have it or they will go into debt for it with the understanding that they can make that money back in 3 or 4 months depending on the type of work they do.

This has become the most lucrative revenue stream for the cartels, far more profitable than drug smuggling which carries far more risk. So not only are these policies empowering and enriching the cartels, but they are also creating a large unregistered population in the US.

There are also economic consequences to these policies. Young females are the biggest spenders out of all demographics. So not only are we missing out on tourist revenues, but also huge discretionary spending revenues. And in terms of the working girls, who are the biggest discretionary spenders of all, they are paying off the cartels first rather than spending that money on American products and services.

Now back to the Euro girls. The ones who are here and working either live here legally with some form of visa or green card, have entered illegally in the past in more traditional ways, or are newly entered in the way I just described above. They are simply not going to work for low rates after taking those risks and also due to market dynamics due to a reduced supply. Furthermore, Chicago is a secondary market. The girls who do find a way in are going to go to NYC and LA first before they consider coming here. There's just far more money to be made there.

As a contrast, Europe is absolutely saturated with supply right now, even in secondary countries. This past summer, I spent an hour with a 22 year old blonde Ukrainian, an absolutely gorgeous girl, for 140 euro. And we went way over the hour because literally nobody else was coming. When I got back to my hotel, I kept thinking that if this girl was in Chicago, working at one of the Euro escort agencies, her rates would be triple that. And people would be fighting each other for a place in line. There are tons of Brazilians and Latinas working there as well since it is far easier for them to get in to Europe than it is here.

It is what it is. These are things that are simply out of our control. And it's not a partisan issue either as both parties have been in power and have had the same policies. Until something changes, we are going to be stuck paying these rates.

All of us deserve better and wish they would come up with a policy similar to night clubs where women are guaranteed free entrance. It would bring prices down a lot as supply increases and also improve fertility rate in the country to sustain economic growth. We need to cut border crossings of all men and ugly women at any cost. LOL.

[CornCobMaker]

Where are these girls now. Little Anna sounds like my dream girl.

I would love to know what's going on over at Norwood. I see it's still opened, but no reviews in a long, long time here or on the other site.

[SpeedRacerV]

The obsession with this place is their lonstanding history of eastern European and american hotties. It used to be little Anna, who would let you bare Greek her for 2. Then there was this

ultra skinny submissive Russian girl. Now, the obsession is Nataliya, a beautiful Polish girl who gives a legit amazing massage, BBBJ, cfs is on the menu at reasonable tips.

Where are these girls now. Little Anna sounds like my dream girl.