Massage Parlor Reports

[Drunkie15]

House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 80+160.

Nationality: Chinese.

Age Estimate: 25.

Physical Description: 5'1"-5'3", maybe 115-120 lbs, C cup, mid back long hair, shaved.

Private Details: MMS texted me a picture with 3 girls, all new. Only available for maybe 2 weeks. She is trying to rotate girls in and out to keep variety. Middle one caught my attention. MMS said her name was Lisa. New Lisa, not same as the one that has been there. Of course MMS says young, beautiful, good service.

Ok. So I went, texted her that I would by around noon.

Expecting photo shopped pics, or bait and switch. Nope.

I got the bait and switch instead. LOL.

Texted was shown 4 girls. Made the res for Lisa since her picture looked good. Definitely did not get Lisa by your description and the picture. I did ask and she said her name was Lisa, I should have called BS then but said whatever.

Don't know who it was but it is not a repeat. A bit pissed but the massage was nice.

[Paul W]

Its OK, but I would suggest Palace. Walkable from Elegant. Both Celine and Honey offer an interesting twist to L1. Worthwhile.

Is there more than L1 at Elegant?

[Hobbiest24]

Can anybody tell if Michelle from Lat Paradise is the same as the one as the one from Empire? Also, where is the Fall Church location?

[GolfGod69]

I am not jizz on demand. If there's no intimacy and the girl's vibe is, "let's just get this over with. " It's not going to happen with me. There are a few girls I frequent where we put alot of care and dedication into our sessions and it always works well for us. Occasionally I like to try something new. Sometimes it works out and sometimes it doesn't but, the cardinal rule of mongering has always been to not pay up front. More often than not, the monger gets burned.

I respectfully disagree friend. 1. Monger didn't pay first. In a 30 min shop with FS as standard option, you pay first. They are not going to get burned providing FS and no pay. It happens, so they don't do it. 2. Bro couldn't get wood. There is a process, an attitude that will get you everything you want.

Dress nice, be clean, be sweet, speak a few words of Mandarin. Bada bing, bada boom boom.

[Chriscr14]

Fellas, I've been in the game for a long time and have seen many of the same providers mentioned and reviewed on this forum. I'm truly appreciative of all the contributions and insights shared over the years they've definitely helped shape my journey.

At this point, I'm seriously considering bowing out or at least cutting back to a very small rotation of providers. I feel like I've pretty much done everything I'm comfortable doing. I'm not an FS guy, but I have had the occasional CBJ or BBBJ, and lately, a lot of the experiences are starting to feel the same.

Typically, I prefer L1 enhanced services things like giving the provider a massage, B2 B, Russian finishes, etc. I've always leaned toward older providers, as I believe their experience, service level, and price point offer the best value. I also tend to prefer providers on the thicker side with big titties.

Before I fully step back, though, there are still a couple of names on my "to-do" list Tara being one that comes to mind.

With that said, are there any "must-sees" you all would recommend before I make my final decision? Feel free to PM me with any suggestions. Thanks again for everything!

[Chriscr14]

I scheduled a late afternoon massage for today with Mira yesterday and was pleasantly surprised to learn we live in the same city, as her ad mentions her location as being in Manassas always a bonus for convenience. Communication was great: she sent a confirmation text this morning and reached out again mid-afternoon when she had a cancellation, offering me the opportunity to come earlier. That actually worked better for my schedule, and I headed right over.

Upon arrival, Mira was very welcoming and created a comfortable, relaxed environment. Based on her ad and previous reviews, I wasn't expecting anything beyond a professional massage and wanted to be respectful so I was sure to keep my hands to myself, I didn't want to give off any wrong impression especially with this being our first time meeting.

Once on the table, the session started with some leg stretching, and Mira maintained a good balance of work and conversation it was a friendly and getting-to-know-you vibe without being overly chatty. She kept me covered the entire time, only moving the towel as needed to work specific areas. If I had one minor critique it would be to remove the towel from the get-go, between the heated table and hot stones, it got a little hot for my liking LOL, but not enough to take away from the overall experience.

She was very attentive to my problem areas, applying the right amount of pressure and using hot stones to further relax tense muscles. At the end of the session, I let her know I'd be returning monthly, which she agreed would be beneficial, suggesting I try a 90-minute session next time with a body scrub for deeper relaxation.

She also mentioned that as we continue to build rapport, she'd likely be a bit more comfortable, which in my mind made sense as to why she kept me covered the whole time I didn't take this as a hint at any "extras," just a natural progression as familiarity and trust develop. Although, I would not be opposed to it LOL. She even suggested that if I book a morning appointment next time, we could enjoy a coffee together before.

I tipped her $20 on top of her $100 rate, and she seemed genuinely happy and appreciative.

Overall, it was a very relaxing and professional experience, and Mira has absolutely earned a recurring client.

Now, to scratch my itch, I have an appointment this evening with one of my all-time favorites, Blanca, in Sterling. You can check out my last review of her post #28232. Over the years, we've built a pretty good rapport. That said, despite consistently solid L1 experiences, I haven't been able to unlock much beyond nursing on her beautiful tits which she seems to enjoy and some enthusiastic over-the-panties roaming. I'm hoping today's session might take things just a little further. To be clear, I'm not expecting FS, but a little more connection maybe some dirty talk, her joining me on the table, or even a Russian finish would definitely be welcome.

If anyone has tips or suggestions on how to help make that happen, or their own experiences with her feel free to shoot me a PM I'd definitely appreciate it.

I'll be sure to post on the experience later this evening.

[KillerTechniqu]

Looking for a good massage on my feet, legs thighs followed by a FS in NOVA area. Any recs?

She has a spinner body MILF, less than 5 ft & 105 lbs. Her massage skills are top notch. I had disappointed a lot in massage department from most of other massage palors. But Coffee spends 20-30 min for massage which is done greatly and then gives a nice BJ for a while getting me to full mast. She can take pounds.

[Serpico99]

I respectfully disagree friend. 1. Monger didn't pay first. In a 30 min shop with FS as standard option, you pay first. They are not going to get burned providing FS and no pay. It happens, so they don't do it. 2. Bro couldn't get wood. There is a process, an attitude that will get you everything you want.

Dress nice, be clean, be sweet, speak a few words of Mandarin. Bada bing, bada boom boom.

I have patronized places where the provider didn't ask for the tip up after agreeing to price for FS. Of course, I dress well, I'm clean, and don't have a d-bag attitude so that may have something to do with it. I avoid FS services with a provider who wants the tip up front because high probability that she will rush through the session to get it over with.

[GilBang]

Its OK, but I would suggest Palace. Walkable from Elegant. Both Celine and Honey offer an interesting twist to L1. Worthwhile.

I will second this, not about Honey as I've never seen her, but Celine I've seen many times.

[Sex Rohmer]

Its OK, but I would suggest Palace. Walkable from Elegant. Both Celine and Honey offer an interesting twist to L1. Worthwhile.

Any intel? I'm staying at a friend's nearby and wondering what the talent and menu is like.

[Paul W]

Any intel? I'm staying at a friend's nearby and wondering what the talent and menu is like.

[Megadon1]

Good on you for staying your ground. She sounds like just another provider that's all too common in this area, looking to get a monger in and out as quickly as possible with minimal effort and expecting a big tip. She should find another line of work.

I respectfully disagree friend. 1. Monger didn't pay first. In a 30 min shop with FS as standard option, you pay first. They are not going to get burned providing FS and no pay. It happens, so they don't do it. 2. Bro couldn't get wood. There is a process, an attitude that will get you everything you want.

Dress nice, be clean, be sweet, speak a few words of Mandarin. Bada bing, bada boom boom.

[Serpico99]

I had some time to kill so I decided to stop in at J&Y since it was on the way home. MMS answers the door and asks how long. I said 30 minutes and she took the house fee and said Yumi will be in shortly. I undress and wait for her. The door opens and Yumi comes in. She has a bit of a belly and small B cups. We go to the shower where we spend an exceptionally long time which kind of annoyed me because it's usually in and out so we can get to the good stuff. Back in the room, her massage skills are super weak. She just pressed down on my back a few times before asking me to flip over. She asks what I want and I make the gesture for boom boom. She asks me to pay first and I said no and I'm really glad I didn't because what followed was horrendous. She tried to put a condom on my flaccid penis for CBJ. That has never worked in getting me hard and I explained that to her but, she just kept going. Then she tells me to get up because she wants to be on the bottom. I told her I'm not hard so it's not going to work. Even if I was hard, it still wouldn't work because she kept blocking me with her legs. I stood up and told her the issue so she has me lay down so she can give me an HJ. I finish, somehow, and she cleans me up. I give her 60 and she says I'm supposed to pay 160. I said I'm not paying 160 for an HJ. She begrudgingly accepted it and walked me out without saying anything. Needless to say, I don't think I'll be going back there.

Good on you for staying your ground. She sounds like just another provider that's all too common in this area, looking to get a monger in and out as quickly as possible with minimal effort and expecting a big tip. She should find another line of work.

[RedRocks1968]

Same! I'm glad I never went. She used to text me as well. One time went into a while thing about not making money, etc. I was thinking "I don't know you, have never seen you, why are you telling me? Also—complaining about life is not a great way to entice customers!

Thanks for TOFTT. I have seen her ads for years and never took the plunge. There was always something a little "off" about them, and I couldn't even really tell you what that was, it sent my spidey senses tingling. Her reviews range from stellar to awful, sorry you had the latter.

[GolfGod69]

I had some time to kill so I decided to stop in at J&Y since it was on the way home. MMS answers the door and asks how long. I said 30 minutes and she took the house fee and said Yumi will be in shortly. I undress and wait for her. The door opens and Yumi comes in. She has a bit of a belly and small B cups. We go to the shower where we spend an exceptionally long time which kind of annoyed me because it's usually in and out so we can get to the good stuff. Back in the room, her massage skills are super weak. She just pressed down on my back a few times before asking me to flip over. She asks what I want and I make the gesture for boom boom. She asks me to pay first and I said no and I'm really glad I didn't because what followed was horrendous. She tried to put a condom on my flaccid penis for CBJ. That has never worked in getting me hard and I explained that to her but, she just kept going. Then she tells me to get up because she wants to be on the bottom. I told her I'm not hard so it's not going to work. Even if I was hard, it still wouldn't work because she kept blocking me with her legs. I stood up and told her the issue so she has me lay down so she can give me an HJ. I finish, somehow, and she cleans me up. I give her 60 and she says I'm supposed to pay 160. I said I'm not paying 160 for an HJ. She begrudgingly accepted it and walked me out without saying anything. Needless to say, I don't think I'll be going back there.