Massage Parlor Reports

[KillerTechniqu]

Looking for a good massage on my feet, legs thighs followed by a FS in NOVA area. Any recs?

She has a spinner body MILF, less than 5 ft & 105 lbs. Her massage skills are top notch. I had disappointed a lot in massage department from most of other massage palors. But Coffee spends 20-30 min for massage which is done greatly and then gives a nice BJ for a while getting me to full mast. She can take pounds.

[Serpico99]

I respectfully disagree friend. 1. Monger didn't pay first. In a 30 min shop with FS as standard option, you pay first. They are not going to get burned providing FS and no pay. It happens, so they don't do it. 2. Bro couldn't get wood. There is a process, an attitude that will get you everything you want.

Dress nice, be clean, be sweet, speak a few words of Mandarin. Bada bing, bada boom boom.

I have patronized places where the provider didn't ask for the tip up after agreeing to price for FS. Of course, I dress well, I'm clean, and don't have a d-bag attitude so that may have something to do with it. I avoid FS services with a provider who wants the tip up front because high probability that she will rush through the session to get it over with.

[GilBang]

Its OK, but I would suggest Palace. Walkable from Elegant. Both Celine and Honey offer an interesting twist to L1. Worthwhile.

I will second this, not about Honey as I've never seen her, but Celine I've seen many times.

[Sex Rohmer]

Its OK, but I would suggest Palace. Walkable from Elegant. Both Celine and Honey offer an interesting twist to L1. Worthwhile.

Any intel? I'm staying at a friend's nearby and wondering what the talent and menu is like.

[Paul W]

Any intel? I'm staying at a friend's nearby and wondering what the talent and menu is like.

[Megadon1]

Good on you for staying your ground. She sounds like just another provider that's all too common in this area, looking to get a monger in and out as quickly as possible with minimal effort and expecting a big tip. She should find another line of work.

I respectfully disagree friend. 1. Monger didn't pay first. In a 30 min shop with FS as standard option, you pay first. They are not going to get burned providing FS and no pay. It happens, so they don't do it. 2. Bro couldn't get wood. There is a process, an attitude that will get you everything you want.

Dress nice, be clean, be sweet, speak a few words of Mandarin. Bada bing, bada boom boom.

[Serpico99]

I had some time to kill so I decided to stop in at J&Y since it was on the way home. MMS answers the door and asks how long. I said 30 minutes and she took the house fee and said Yumi will be in shortly. I undress and wait for her. The door opens and Yumi comes in. She has a bit of a belly and small B cups. We go to the shower where we spend an exceptionally long time which kind of annoyed me because it's usually in and out so we can get to the good stuff. Back in the room, her massage skills are super weak. She just pressed down on my back a few times before asking me to flip over. She asks what I want and I make the gesture for boom boom. She asks me to pay first and I said no and I'm really glad I didn't because what followed was horrendous. She tried to put a condom on my flaccid penis for CBJ. That has never worked in getting me hard and I explained that to her but, she just kept going. Then she tells me to get up because she wants to be on the bottom. I told her I'm not hard so it's not going to work. Even if I was hard, it still wouldn't work because she kept blocking me with her legs. I stood up and told her the issue so she has me lay down so she can give me an HJ. I finish, somehow, and she cleans me up. I give her 60 and she says I'm supposed to pay 160. I said I'm not paying 160 for an HJ. She begrudgingly accepted it and walked me out without saying anything. Needless to say, I don't think I'll be going back there.

Good on you for staying your ground. She sounds like just another provider that's all too common in this area, looking to get a monger in and out as quickly as possible with minimal effort and expecting a big tip. She should find another line of work.

[RedRocks1968]

Same! I'm glad I never went. She used to text me as well. One time went into a while thing about not making money, etc. I was thinking "I don't know you, have never seen you, why are you telling me? Also—complaining about life is not a great way to entice customers!

Thanks for TOFTT. I have seen her ads for years and never took the plunge. There was always something a little "off" about them, and I couldn't even really tell you what that was, it sent my spidey senses tingling. Her reviews range from stellar to awful, sorry you had the latter.

[GolfGod69]

I had some time to kill so I decided to stop in at J&Y since it was on the way home. MMS answers the door and asks how long. I said 30 minutes and she took the house fee and said Yumi will be in shortly. I undress and wait for her. The door opens and Yumi comes in. She has a bit of a belly and small B cups. We go to the shower where we spend an exceptionally long time which kind of annoyed me because it's usually in and out so we can get to the good stuff. Back in the room, her massage skills are super weak. She just pressed down on my back a few times before asking me to flip over. She asks what I want and I make the gesture for boom boom. She asks me to pay first and I said no and I'm really glad I didn't because what followed was horrendous. She tried to put a condom on my flaccid penis for CBJ. That has never worked in getting me hard and I explained that to her but, she just kept going. Then she tells me to get up because she wants to be on the bottom. I told her I'm not hard so it's not going to work. Even if I was hard, it still wouldn't work because she kept blocking me with her legs. I stood up and told her the issue so she has me lay down so she can give me an HJ. I finish, somehow, and she cleans me up. I give her 60 and she says I'm supposed to pay 160. I said I'm not paying 160 for an HJ. She begrudgingly accepted it and walked me out without saying anything. Needless to say, I don't think I'll be going back there.

[Caspian33]

House Fee & Tip (if applicable) 80+160.

Nationality: Chinese.

Age Estimate: 25.

Physical Description: 5'1"-5'3", maybe 115-120 lbs, C cup, mid back long hair, shaved.

Private Details: MMS texted me a picture with 3 girls, all new. Only available for maybe 2 weeks. She is trying to rotate girls in and out to keep variety. Middle one caught my attention. MMS said her name was Lisa. New Lisa, not same as the one that has been there. Of course MMS says young, beautiful, good service.

Ok. So I went, texted her that I would by around noon.

Expecting photo shopped pics, or bait and switch. Nope.

On the door it says to push doorbell, I noticed door was slightly open.

Lisa was waiting for me. She is her picture. She is very pretty.

Helped me out of shoes into the store shoes.

Helped me undress in the room, and took me to the table shower. A little bit of fun.

Get back in room. She makes sure I'm totally dry gives me a hug, a light kiss. And gets me on the table. Massage wasn't bad, she is strong, somewhat new but works hard.

Teased me a few times, giggling as she would reach down between to tickle the boys.

On the flip, after she put the pillow down she undressed. Pretty girl. Yes. Age is probably accurate. I am horrible with it. But I would be shocked if she is older than 25.

She cuddled up, gave me some playful strokes, then started a BBBJ. I tapped her leg a few times for her to swivel around for 69. When you find the magic button she squeals ever so slightly.

I was close so we stopped, a few positions ended up in K9 where I filled the bag. Never complained once.

Cleaned me up, then herself. She said I had some time left so I asked her to massage my feet. Love that.

For being fairly new to the scene she did great.

I didn't see the other two girls but I did hear one being very vocal and hearing balls slapping in the next room.

Enjoy.

[PilotAviator]

I want to ask how have some of you enjoyed your bday and was it better than your average experience? (extras or higher priced options.).

If you are visiting a place for the first time, not very likely will get a "better experience" just because you say it is your birthday (likely to get as good an experience as your tip permits).

However at a place your frequent, depending on the lady. Likely to be something about the visit that will seem / feel or actually be "more special".

FWIW. On my birthday month, I give my ATF massage technicians a "birthday gift" (a card with a good-sized gift card or cash) as a birthday present for THEM. I do this because I do not know the date of THEIR birthday (usually) and I've learned by honoring them with a gift that is not directly attached to our appointment, they remember me with kindness all year long. (I do know the actual birthday of two ATFs (one retired) as I assisted each with various applications for documents over the years).

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[RubLover21]

Paid another visit today to see Monica. She asked how the "other girl" had done, apologized for switching me. I said she had been nice and added "she fucked me". Result, today's session with Monica ends up with her bouncing on top of me like a squealing two-stroke, her skin slightly moist - a not off-putting sign of arousal - and her ladyparts wetter than an otter's pocket with 100% natural juices. Meow!

I usually go for a bounce in the morning or early afternoon, but woke up at 830 from an after-dinner nap, feeling quite fresh, and caught Monica just before closing time and she was happy to keep the lights on. I was home very relaxed before 10 after an extremely moist GFE. . 6 + 1. 4, Golden Therapy on Leesburg Pike.

[Double Jack J]

Got around to checking out Sun Spa on D Gallows in Vienna.

If you been feeling neglected, Eartha won't fail you. DSL trooper. Late twenties, great body, D size boobies. A lot of fun with this one.

Chillax atmosphere. No shaddy nonsense. I believe the girl's name was Eartha? Like I said, D size boobies but also she got an ass that isn't too shabby either. I could already tell that she knows her clientele and what men want. Asked me a few questions and we easily got on common ground on how to go about the services. And that all started with her going straight to tugging my cock right away. Perfect amount of grip and a lot of teasing on the balls (often ignored! While she was stroking we get the condom and the I kinda glance up. All of a sudden I feel that beautiful wet tongue of hers and eventually the warmth of her mouth. Holy fucking shit. Almost made my own lip bleed from biting it. Came when she was licking the head with some boobie massaging.

After cumin, we relaxed and did some nice small talk while she removed the bag and cleaned everything.

[RyzenShine]

I want to ask how have some of you enjoyed your bday and was it better than your average experience? (extras or higher priced options.).

[CommandF]

This place is a factory, past 3 visits I had appointment with Mia, I had to wait for the other monger to finish up. I book appointment way in advance and I have to wait 15 to 20 minutes. The girls just clean up with baby wipes and mouthwash. Last time after the monger left, I was put in the room like 30 seconds after. I felt so dirty and gross after, I will no longer return. Mia is great, but in high demand, so it's basically a gang bang to visit. If girls are not given to the time to freshen up between mongers, then I'll go somewhere else.

Nice people at the place, but after a few months, I just can't take it anymore. I will no longer visit places that don't have a showe.

Tried googling it and seeing rubmaps for Latinas. Might be a dirty bastard for saying this but at this point, we all dip in the same honey pot sooner or later. Was BBFS offered or any other uncovered services?

Edit: disregard the name question, I just saw people reference it on the Latina’s in Nova tab.