Massage Parlor Reports

[CopKoda]

Amber is the complete package. Saw her this morning for a session of complete pleasure and relaxation. Uninterrupted time. I must've gotten lucky. I think she's in my top 3 ATF right behind spinner kiki. This women will pleasure you and she's so flexible you can manipulate her anyway you want to get an amazing view. Today I blew while she was riding the shit out of me. I literally blew in a few minutes. Body is 10/10. Grade and Angela came in while we were laying. Excellent variety at MnY.

[LuvGourmet]

Decided to try this place out with mixed results. Nice provider (didn't get her name, very thin woman, limited english) but constant interruptions at the beginning. Once things calmed down and she started focusing on me, the experience became better. Very light massage with some tickling, soon asked me to flip over and made gestures pointing at her mouth and pumping elbows to which I quickly responded in the affirmative. Took care of the donation, she quickly removed gown, and action began with CBJ, squatting cow girl, doggy, missionary, finishing with bbj and hand job that resulted in a surprising shot that hit my shoulder LOL (happens with too much viagra). Cleaned me up with a warm towel and apologized for the rush, refunding difference from hour to half hour rate without me even asking.

Bonus points: while I was getting dressed, she removed all the linen from the massage table and brought in fresh ones to dress it up again for the next client. Members have been discussing this issue on the board.

In summary, will visit again but definitely not in the late afternoon.

[Buster889]

Saw Grace at M & Y. 10/10. Had a great time. She was very flirtatious with me. Amazing perky rack.

[JhandySpecial]

So I took 12 hours times 60 minutes to get 720 minutes in a 12-hour day. Divided by 35, that means each monger would get 20.57 minutes if there were no breaks whatsoever which is unrealistic. When you divide 720 minutes by 20, you get 36 minutes per monger, again with no breaks. Perhaps this explains the complaints of feeling rushed we read about so often here.

More realistically, let's say a provider does 6 twenty minute sessions which really take a half an hour each for 1/4 of her 12-hour day. That leaves 8 hours which probably means 8 45 minute sessions. This means 15 seems like a more realistic number.

I am no mathematician, I had to hire out all my math in my business, so feel free to make corrections and / or estimates as you see fit please.

You have to realize some mongers are done quickly and there are the after hour mongers.

[Ghedo Kramer]

So I took 12 hours times 60 minutes to get 720 minutes in a 12-hour day. Divided by 35, that means each monger would get 20.57 minutes if there were no breaks whatsoever which is unrealistic. When you divide 720 minutes by 20, you get 36 minutes per monger, again with no breaks. Perhaps this explains the complaints of feeling rushed we read about so often here.

More realistically, let's say a provider does 6 twenty minute sessions which really take a half an hour each for 1/4 of her 12-hour day. That leaves 8 hours which probably means 8 45 minute sessions. This means 15 seems like a more realistic number.

I am no mathematician, I had to hire out all my math in my business, so feel free to make corrections and / or estimates as you see fit please.

Not from O-town but I was in an area that had similar AMPs that had 14 hour days. Being able to hit the 30-35 in a day mark would depend if a girl had a big online following that requests her often and how they count mongers. Does she count a 2 girl customer the same as a single? If so, sometimes they are not in the 2 girl for very long if someone else comes in. Other times, they really rush things. Once, I was waiting for my girl to come back and start when I saw another monger come in on the monitors. She showed him in and I saw him point to her saying he wanted to see her. 10 minutes later, I see him walking out. I think she told him that she was ready to see me so his choices were to come back in an hour or she can rush him. Clearly he chose the express service. Those are possible ways to run up the count.

Speaking of them bringing home the bacon, I once saw some of said "bacon" and it was closer to a luau pig! Also caught a glimpse of one girl's life away from the AMP and it indicated a big average. I also noticed my ATF always collapsed on me from being tired. While I am not completely sure about how many on average (probably because I do not want to know), I've seen things that indicate a higher count and how that can be achieved. Just my 2 cents.

On a side note, does anyone know when Blue will be returning?

[HuntDog30]

I saw Kelly yesterday (I'm actually a couple reviews behind on her right now) but she did mention the same thing to me about 6 people walking in pretty much at the same time and it was only her and Iris there. It bothers them to see these reviews sometimes because they work their hardest to make everyone happy, but obviously six people coming in at one time with two people already in the store, It's going to be an impossible feat. You would think at 9:00 at night they would be slow. Where did all come from?. LOL.

I had a great time with Kelly and got all of my time plus some, she's not usually known for shortening people on time or bad service.

Like I said, I wasn't pissed. I know these girls are super busy and control the traffic. I walked out after being in a room for over 40 minutes because Kelly went in to see someone that arrives AFTER me even after I had called and she said to come on in AND she had taken me to the room. She knew I was there to see her.

What I should have done was offer Iris half the $ since she told me she could only see me for 15-20 minutes. But I highly doubt she would have done that with all the traffic.

Anyway, maybe Kelly will "make it up to me". But something tells me that won't happen either.

[HuntDog30]

I saw Kelly yesterday (I'm actually a couple reviews behind on her right now) but she did mention the same thing to me about 6 people walking in pretty much at the same time and it was only her and Iris there. It bothers them to see these reviews sometimes because they work their hardest to make everyone happy, but obviously six people coming in at one time with two people already in the store, It's going to be an impossible feat. You would think at 9:00 at night they would be slow. Where did all come from?. LOL.

I had a great time with Kelly and got all of my time plus some, she's not usually known for shortening people on time or bad service.

Like I said in my original post, I wasn't pissed. I know these girls are busy as hell and they can't control the traffic. However, I did call ahead and Kelly said to come on in. I had seen her twice in the last 3 weeks. When I got there she put me in the room and said wait, I'll be back in a bit when she was done with the double she and Iris were doing. Then she goes in to see another guy that came in AFTER me. That's when Iris came in and said she could only do a 15-20 minute session with me. I told Iris I would wait for Kelly and Iris said she would only be 10 more minutes. So I waited thinking I would get my full time with Kelly. But after waiting for at least 10 minutes I just walked out. I was in the room watching the monitor for 40 plus minutes all told. I just didn't understand why Kelly went to another room to see someone else when she knew I was there to see her and I got there first. And had called ahead of time. That was the deal breaker for me.

I should have just offered Iris half the $ if she was only willing to give me 15-20 minutes. But I highly doubt she would have been willing and I just hate getting rushed.

Maybe Kelly will be willing to "make it up to me" but I highly doubt that to.

[JaxAsian]

So I took 12 hours times 60 minutes to get 720 minutes in a 12-hour day. Divided by 35, that means each monger would get 20.57 minutes if there were no breaks whatsoever which is unrealistic. When you divide 720 minutes by 20, you get 36 minutes per monger, again with no breaks. Perhaps this explains the complaints of feeling rushed we read about so often here.

More realistically, let's say a provider does 6 twenty minute sessions which really take a half an hour each for 1/4 of her 12-hour day. That leaves 8 hours which probably means 8 45 minute sessions. This means 15 seems like a more realistic number.

I am no mathematician, I had to hire out all my math in my business, so feel free to make corrections and / or estimates as you see fit please.

I am always curious how would they covert all those $ in to white?

[BigJohn619]

Hey I'm a new mongerer here and pretty new to the whole thing, from what I've read M&why, QQ and Tokyo are the top 3 places to go, I even heard about Helen at golden gate who previously worked at Missly and has a lot of good reviews. I'm trying to decide where should I go to pop my AMP Cherry and wanted all of your opinions on which place would be the best place to go for my first time, hope y'all are able to help a New Mongerer out!!

Wow! You get to pop your AMP cherry at one of these places! Thats like me being a virgin and popping my cherry with Jenna Jameson! Yeah, I'm old. Man buddy, I'd save up my load for a few days and head into any of them. I'd ask for 2 girls and once you're with them, tell them its your 1st time at a FS spa. "Oh I'm a little nervous" Totally play that shit up and I guarantee you'll be chasin the dragon the rest of your life. I'm soooo envious. Have fun!

[WtffDude]

Can she withstand deep penetration?

She could barely take me. Cute Asian lady with nice tits. Also, better going on a weekday. Mongers we're coming in non stop while I was there this afternoon.

[JCraigslistK]

Can she withstand deep penetration?

For someone who is just average, I might not hit the the bottom of the bucket, but I sure as hell bang the hell out of the sides. But she was good with the alphabet that provide that go the most in depth.

She mentioned she was heading south next month but wasn't sure of name. If you visit and can get the next location name please post it in the group!

[Zhongguo123]

Kiki was Petite and cute, also funny girl.

Can she withstand deep penetration?

[Dr Willy]

Coming up for memorial Day for my yearly trip from West Palm beach. Can't remember the spot I went to last time and had a great time. But I see reviews for a QQ and lavender here but can't find their address in Google. Anybody have addresses for these places or recommendations for other places near Dyer Blvd area? TIA.

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This should lead you to "The MORE Complete Idiot's Guide to Several Popular Locations!, including the two you've asked about.

[Satyr666]

Who is the smallest tiny provider in town?

Kiki was Petite and cute, also funny girl.

[Thfkaw]

Coming up for memorial Day for my yearly trip from West Palm beach. Can't remember the spot I went to last time and had a great time. But I see reviews for a QQ and lavender here but can't find their address in Google. Anybody have addresses for these places or recommendations for other places near Dyer Blvd area? TIA.