Escort Reports

**SpecialOne8** · 04-29-25 22:42

Jofo, the best part about all of this happens to be your great sense of humor. It's important in life to laugh at one's self. Well done my man.

And allow me to apologize for calling you a newbie. The important thing for all of us to remember is the code here. All of members are here to gain and share intel from experiences we have so as to reduce risk to our wallets and even our health, not to mention, our lives.

I look forward to your next report. Feel free to reach out to me for intel anywhere from Leesburg to Apopka / Orlando, to DeLand to Daytona, not to mention Sanford to Winter Park.

TCFN.

Originally Posted by Jafo1970 [View Original Post]

Well, I'm not a newbie and somehow I knew this post was going to get slautered. It was an observation that she appears to be a candidate for giving a smooth gummy.

Even the not so runway model ones have skills. I've been with a couple that have taken their teeth out. In the words of Colonel Sandurz, "They give great helmet."

Glad I was able to get everyone some LMFAO on my behalf. Sometimes there's a better value at the thrift store than full price at Target. . .

**Jafo1970** · 04-29-25 17:41

Well, I'm not a newbie and somehow I knew this post was going to get slautered. It was an observation that she appears to be a candidate for giving a smooth gummy.

Even the not so runway model ones have skills. I've been with a couple that have taken their teeth out. In the words of Colonel Sandurz, "They give great helmet."

Glad I was able to get everyone some LMFAO on my behalf. Sometimes there's a better value at the thrift store than full price at Target. . .

Originally Posted by SpecialOne8 [View Original Post]

DAAAANG!

Looks like a trans-gone-baaaad surgery. I realize rough times may call for desperate measures, but perhaps this newbie also needs a pair of new glasses.

**Cash352** · 04-29-25 14:09

Originally Posted by Jesse54 [View Original Post]

If she was about 20 years older with more wrinkles she would be in brother Detroits wheelhouse. Lmfao.

If she ain't 280 she ain't a lady!

**SpecialOne8** · 04-29-25 09:39

DAAAANG!

Looks like a trans-gone-baaaad surgery. I realize rough times may call for desperate measures, but perhaps this newbie also needs a pair of new glasses.

Originally Posted by Jesse54 [View Original Post]

If she was about 20 years older with more wrinkles she would be in brother Detroits wheelhouse. Lmfao.

**Jesse54** · 04-29-25 09:18

Originally Posted by DabMonger [View Original Post]

But I would be happy if this pig never responded to my texts. I mean seriously are we even going to debate this? I am not even sure that junior would even notice LMFAO In all honesty; the day I start chasing this kind of shit I will fucking retire. My best years were when I was 55 and even these days I would NEVER EVER consider this pig - successfully made a date? LMFAO

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cala/186299317

If she was about 20 years older with more wrinkles she would be in brother Detroits wheelhouse. Lmfao.

**PDropper68** · 04-29-25 00:53

Met her in Gainesville she is real. Pics are accurate and she is worth seeing.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/ocala...y/449517158632

**VeryHorny** · 04-28-25 21:32

https://skipthegames.com/posts/ocala...l/188673372980

Message this one and agree on 160 roses for HH at her incall. She sends me address of her notel.

When I arrive there is a delay in her reply (why is there always a delay?

When she does reply she says she is staying with a friend and they won't let her use the room so it has to be a cardate. Now I reply back that since that's a last minute downgrade I'll do a cardate for 100 roses FS HH, surprise she agrees and asks what car I have.

Now for my safety I tell her to just come outside and I'll see her and make contact and to let me know which door to meet her at.

Crickets after that. And her comms were good a bit slow but acceptable right up till then.

I am sure she is real but I also think she may have something to hide.

**DabMonger** · 04-28-25 19:04

But I would be happy if this pig never responded to my texts. I mean seriously are we even going to debate this? I am not even sure that junior would even notice LMFAO In all honesty; the day I start chasing this kind of shit I will fucking retire. My best years were when I was 55 and even these days I would NEVER EVER consider this pig - successfully made a date? LMFAO

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cala/186299317

**Jafo1970** · 04-28-25 15:38

OK, forum.

So I get this provider may not be the prettiest, but I'm taking the gamble she can offer a good gummie.

However, I've tried to reach out 4 x's all with no response. How in the world are they wanting to make money if they don't reach out in return.

Flippin Slocala is either GPS or lame no one makes them available.

Has anyone tried to reach out to this one, and successfully made a date?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cala/186299317

Jafo.

**Kynkydzyrz 69** · 04-27-25 11:15

Originally Posted by VeryHorny [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cala/186273523
I'm pretty sure that one is a fake, some of those pics were used not long ago by one that went by Drew. Hit the advance search to see the poor reviews on that one
Contacted this one just now. Quoted 280 roses for HH incall. Told her that I want a Half Hour and not an Hour.

She replied 280 tokens is her normal HH rate.

I mentioned that 120 tokens is normal for a HH in the Ocala area. Then she wants to FaceTime and she will decide. She has not told me how to face contact her yet.

Watch out for the GPS. Don't pay those stupid rates.

I'm pretty sure that one is a fake do this pics were used not long ago by one who went by Drew. Hit the advanced search to see reviews.

**VeryHorny** · 04-26-25 20:29

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cala/186273523

Contacted this one just now. Quoted 280 roses for HH incall. Told her that I want a Half Hour and not an Hour.

She replied 280 tokens is her normal HH rate.

I mentioned that 120 tokens is normal for a HH in the Ocala area. Then she wants to FaceTime and she will decide. She has not told me how to face contact her yet.

Watch out for the GPS. Don't pay those stupid rates.

**JoesGarage** · 04-26-25 06:18

Originally Posted by Kynkydzyrz69 [View Original Post]

The old TGTBT rule should automatically kick in #1 All holes #2 WhatsApp contact number sure give it a shot and see how it works out for you.

That's very true! Combine that with the awkward sentences and I can see Valdimier in Russia waiting for your text to "get deposit from dumb Americans". LOL.

**Mp9457** · 04-25-25 23:18

Originally Posted by Kynkydzyrz69 [View Original Post]

The old TGTBT rule should automatically kick in #1 All holes #2 WhatsApp contact number sure give it a shot and see how it works out for you.

Got that right. TGTBT. Hotel lobby then she wanted a gift card for security reasons. LOL. I said money right here in the lobby, come get it. No sell. I'm out. Keep thinking I'll find gold.