Massage Parlor Reports

[Byron414]

Reading these posts makes me appreciate rubmaps and lovinv Seattle area even more. It does make a funny read from time to time.

[Amp Guide]

Many years ago. In the newspaper. Police busted a granny massage place and the report said after numerous visits by undercover detectives. They had enough to bust them. It was comical as they visited over a dozen times and the ones arrested were well into the 60's. Fast forward to now. Not sure what's up with the massage board, But who knows what they are up to now. There are so many places. Must be over 200 in the entire metro area. I had a hard time deciding in between Aloha and Hillsboro last night. Everyplace I went. The service was not the best. Finally as time was getting later, Ended up at the place near the car wash in Cornell in Hillsboro. Had not been there in over a year or two. Last time was unpleasant as the girl was very demanding a tip for no services and no extras. She said you gave other lady a lot more, I figured they should of changed girls by now. Sure enough They have changed. It was a good massage. Not FS extras but I non the less left happy. It was a nice time I will repeat for sure.

[GaryH]

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[Eagle02]

Long time lurker, new poster, not new to the game here. I stopped by Jinye on 145 and division this afternoon to check out the girls. Nancy was really hot in a dress that revealed lots of cleavage and was very handsy. She was pretty hot, had a good face and a slim body. She also called out the second girl who works there named Ava who came out and was extremely flirty, also really cute (maybe not as "hot" as Nancy but I found her to be prettier) and had a slim body and some nice natural looking B cups. I could tell this because when I told her I couldn't stay but that I would come back another day, she got super pouty, got way closer to me and pulled my hands into her dress to grab her tits LOL. Definitely some fun to be had here and I will have a really hard time choosing which girl to see when I come back. Nancy obviously has some great reviews on here that make me want to try her, but Ava also was really playful, flirty, not shy at all. I think mixed plate said he came here with a friend recently, I wonder if his friend saw Ava and if he has anything to relay about her if so!

[Bobby ShafToe]

At first read, this sounds like a new, weak ass 'enforcement' ability for the Oregon Board of Massage Therapists. But could it have legs and grow from there? Any longtime Oregonians care to opine?

I know years ago, these places didn't exist in Oregon because the massage board zealously prosecuted people who advertised massage services without being licensed massage therapists. So while there were AMPs all over the place in Cali, for example, they didn't exist here. I don't know when or why / how exactly they started showing up here. 2016-ish? I don't know what changed, if the massage board just stopped prosecuting or what. It's pretty wild how different it is now than 20 years ago when these places did not exist, to the best of my knowledge, and certainly not out in the open.

Back then we had the Sugar Shack. RIP.

[RileySmom]

Been lurking for a long time off and on and noticed all the increased posting so made an account. I usually prefer to go to a few unlisted places here but I've frequented many of the popular ones here. My recent visits this month below.

-Stopped by and saw Monica at Bao. She's a very naturally beautiful and petite, great body. Not sure if I saw her right after she finished eating or something but the breath was a little bad.

-Saw Nancy at Jinye which was surprising. Last saw her in the Seattle area a couple months ago and she remembered me. Probably my favorite provider so far and a very great time.

-Got a text from Zoe that she was leaving so went to Love and saw her before she left. Great time as usual and she's always extremely talkative and a lot fun. I decided to ask her about this Mixedplate89 guy that posts an essay every where he goes. The details are amusing and somewhat helpful other than the excessive amount of gloat. I'm not sure if he's new to the game or just genuinely thinks every girl he meets thinks he's the most handsome man to ever walk in to the shops or if he doesn't realize that's part of the experience you're paying for (we all hear that). But with him apparently dropping a few grand a month he does seem to be eating it up and enjoying the validation. She did mention he gets discounts from the boss (I'd assume that means waived room fees) in order to post positive reviews.

So much for his integrity here. Imo.

[Tybirious]

At first read, this sounds like a new, weak ass 'enforcement' ability for the Oregon Board of Massage
Therapists. But could it have legs and grow from there? Any longtime Oregonians care to opine?

We all know that they don't like these places. They think that 100% of these ladies are trafficked. As with all things in life, there is good and bad, I am sure some are and I'm sure some are not. In reading the proposed House Bill, using the word massage without a license is the problem since none of these girls have been trained through a school. Maybe the work around for this is to call these places something else instead of the word massage. It needs to have a non-professional sound to them like Relaxation Center or Comfort Lounge. Something that would not imply professional training. Just my. $0.02.

[k__rat]

I decided to ask her about this Mixedplate89 guy that posts an essay every where he goes. The details are amusing and somewhat helpful other than the excessive amount of gloat. I'm not sure if he's new to the game or just genuinely thinks every girl he meets thinks he's the most handsome man to ever walk in to the shops or if he doesn't realize that's part of the experience you're paying for (we all hear that). But with him apparently dropping a few grand a month he does seem to be eating it up and enjoying the validation. She did mention he gets discounts from the boss (I'd assume that means waived room fees) in order to post positive reviews.

LOL. We can all read what he is writing. What we really want to hear about is his mysterious buddy D.

Nice post, thanks for the intel. I missed Zoe so I guess I will have to see who comes in next.

[Hephastion]

Was going to pop out for a massage today during lunch and found both Sheng 12 and Enjoy Foot massage closed with key lock boxes hanging from their door knobs. Anyone else seeing this? They are not responding to texts either. This is out on 26 towards Hillsboro.

[BancFor]

Been lurking for a long time off and on and noticed all the increased posting so made an account. I usually prefer to go to a few unlisted places here but I've frequented many of the popular ones here. My recent visits this month below.

-Stopped by and saw Monica at Bao. She's a very naturally beautiful and petite, great body. Not sure if I saw her right after she finished eating or something but the breath was a little bad.

-Saw Nancy at Jinye which was surprising. Last saw her in the Seattle area a couple months ago and she remembered me. Probably my favorite provider so far and a very great time.

-Got a text from Zoe that she was leaving so went to Love and saw her before she left. Great time as usual and she's always extremely talkative and a lot fun. I decided to ask her about this Mixedplate89 guy that posts an essay every where he goes. The details are amusing and somewhat helpful other than the excessive amount of gloat. I'm not sure if he's new to the game or just genuinely thinks every girl he meets thinks he's the most handsome man to ever walk in to the shops or if he doesn't realize that's part of the experience you're paying for (we all hear that). But with him apparently dropping a few grand a month he does seem to be eating it up and enjoying the validation. She did mention he gets discounts from the boss (I'd assume that means waived room fees) in order to post positive reviews.

[BartOCavanaugh]

At first read, this sounds like a new, weak ass 'enforcement' ability for the Oregon Board of Massage Therapists. But could it have legs and grow from there? Any longtime Oregonians care to opine?

[OneOne9]

My thoughts on this are in a different direction. I think focusing on just a handful of places has several disadvantages, including unwanted attention from Neighbors and law enforcement. You may recall the bust of the shop in Lake Oswego, the news report had quotes directly from this site.

Aside from that, the focus on just a few places makes them overly busy and will likely cause expected tip prices to go up, as well as making it more difficult for you to get the time and attention you desire.

Personally, I like the adventure of finding someone new, sometimes you will discover a hidden gem. I have done so by checking out a random shop when I'm in a different part of town. I've had some very good experiences using that method. Once inside, you can get a good sense of the vibe between you and the girl. If you're not feeling it, you can leave and check out another nearby spot. We are truly fortunate to have so many choices (over 200!) in the Portland metro area.

I prefer the utr shops and avoid the overly hyped shilled shops like the plague. Nothing better than finding a gem that treats me right by doing my own reseach and recons.

[OneOne9]

Most of the discussions do seem to center on up to five spas (Candy, Azure, Love, BaoJu and one over in Vancouver, the name of which escapes me momentarily) the kind of "redundancy" I like. Much better than uncertainty, if you ask me. YMMV.

If you want redundancy get married. Uncertainty is what its all about for most of us.

[WarpFactor69]

My thoughts on this are in a different direction. I think focusing on just a handful of places has several disadvantages, including unwanted attention from Neighbors and law enforcement. You may recall the bust of the shop in Lake Oswego, the news report had quotes directly from this site.

Aside from that, the focus on just a few places makes them overly busy and will likely cause expected tip prices to go up, as well as making it more difficult for you to get the time and attention you desire.

Personally, I like the adventure of finding someone new, sometimes you will discover a hidden gem. I have done so by checking out a random shop when I'm in a different part of town. I've had some very good experiences using that method. Once inside, you can get a good sense of the vibe between you and the girl. If you're not feeling it, you can leave and check out another nearby spot. We are truly fortunate to have so many choices (over 200!) in the Portland metro area.

Most of the discussions do seem to center on up to five spas (Candy, Azure, Love, BaoJu and one over in Vancouver, the name of which escapes me momentarily) that are dependable and the rotating ladies of good quality for a reasonable price. But, I don't see that as a problem or a quibble. That makes sense, doesn't it?

We all know that if you try a place that hasn't even been reviewed here within, say, the last year, you are taking more of a chance with who greets you at the door, whether you can negotiate what you want for a reasonable hour or half hour. If you spend a good hour or two on this forum and read the reviews, you should come out the other side with a fairly solid idea of where to go, and how much to expect to pay for both 1/2 hour and 1 hour, whether you opt for an "actual massage" or not.

Besides the actual all-in figure for 1 hour of massage and boom-boom, I don't see any ambiguities, and there's a solid list of say, 5 places you can visit with some sense of what you're getting into before you go there. Much better than contemplating the hundred or so options in the metro area and having little to no intel going in.

That's the kind of "redundancy" I like. Much better than uncertainty, if you ask me. YMMV.

[Kinksty]

The Azure crew has moved to the NW corner of 145th / Division. There was an AMP there before, but every time I drove by (in Feb-March) it was closed. It looks like they have assumed the name and phone number that was already established for that space.

I saw that ad on Skip. Didn't realize it was Azure relocating. That location is much better, on the fringe of the Fred Meyer parking lot. How do you know it's the Azure crew?