Massage Parlor Reports

[Miscreant]

[Deleted by Admin]

Please don't feed the trolls. I can't get rid of that guy but responding to his posts only encourages him.

A2

[SabertoothPeni]

Do the girls at Garden still get distracted watching the live feed or was that just for me.

I don't recall monitors in the rooms at Garden, and I was just there. RL and Sakura have monitors in all of the rooms.

[PriscillaM]

Do the girls at Garden still get distracted watching the live feed or was that just for me.

They watch the vid to keep aware of the flight pattern and how fast they have to move you out.

[Willie23]

I've read great things about Kyla on RM. Everyone mentioned D's, which I love. But the MMS texted me that she has B's. I was a little suspicious over what I was reading, but have a little more confidence after reading your post. Also read she's extremely fit, which is my favorite type of girl. Would you say all this is accurate? Also, wanted to know if you have any idea how long she'll be there for.

Ds, for sure. Plump Ds, not hard, but full. I would not classify as 'extramely fit,' more like genetically well-formed. If you're looking for a gym rat, she's not it. Keep in mind these girls work 7 days a week, 13-14 hours a day, so hitting the gym ain't in the cards.

How long these girls stay is a mystery to me. Some are rotated out in 3-5 days, some seem to be around for a couple months. Best to call, but in general, I find the level of service and hotness increases over time. The very first visit here last year, I had Monica, and she was maybe a 6.5 on a scale of 10 in overall experience. Every girl I've seen there since has been at least an 8/10. Keyla is 9.5/10 IMO.

[ZyDawg]

Went to TA again one last time before coming back home to San Diego. I was greeted by Winnie this time, since Yoyo was no where in sight. Winnie is a lot more different than Yoyo. She's shorter, a bit more curvy, not fat but round in all the right places, and had nice big tits. She had big lips and a cute, bubbly personality, with some lewd shaking here and there. What's best is she's semi-fluent in English which made conversations easy. Did the whole dog and pony show with the payment, and when she came back, she started on my massage. It wasn't too rough of a massage, and it definitely aleviated some of the soreness in my hip area. Anyay, I kept touching her while she was massaging me, as I couldn't resist after seeing that nice curvy body of hers. Get to the flip, and she lies down next to me and we start making out. I rub her pussy a little and grope her tits while enjoying some nice DFK. She's jerking me a little and starts shaking her hips while I rub her some more. She has me lie flat and moves to 69. I wasn't really in the mood for 69 ing but I enjoyed her BBBJ so I figured I'd try and give her some love back. She moves to the balls and then back to the tip, and then wiggles her nice supple ass in my face and asks if I want to fuck her. I start slapping her ass a bit and tell her to hop on. She covers me and starts riding me in reverse CG. She turns around to regular CG and then starts rubbing my nipples while gyrating on me. I pull her close to me and start sucking on her nipples while pounding up harder. She asks if I want to CIM and I say yeah. She tears off the cover and starts back on her BBBJ and I end up poppin g my fat load into her mouth. I felt kinda bad since I'm pretty sure she swallowed some. She ends up spitting the rest out into a tissue and then giggles at me. We both get dressed back up and then she escorts me out of the room and into the hall. Before leaving, she tells me a new girl is coming soon, and to come try her out. I probably will since I don't have anything else to do this weekend anyway. We get to the door and we make out a little bit more before I depart. Total was $$.

[PriscillaM]

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I'm a fucking boomer you shitstain.

A2

[King Kon]

Dropped in to Garden to see Suxie based on recent reviews but apparently this was the day of the shift change, and I was greeted at the door by a tiny spinner I hadn't seen before.

She took me to the room and I gave her the house fee and tip.

She left, I stripped, laid down.

And a different girl came in. This one was not petite probably around 5 foot 5 and about 115 very friendly gave me a light fingertip stroking on back, legs, etc.

Then I heard her taking off her clothes and the stroking continued only with her nipples and tongue this time.

Cleaned me up a bit and went for TUMA. This girl has firm D cup manmades.

On the flip, I told her to lie down and went to work DATY. It was great non-fake orgasm for which she kept thanking me.

I laid down and let her take over BBBJ which she did so well that I was nearly ready to pop so I asked to fuck her and she suited me up and I did a couple positions and boom.

FYI, I almost never come with a condom, but this was intense.

Lots of DFK, highly attentive & engaged. As Arnie said, "I'll be back".

I've read great things about Kyla on RM. Everyone mentioned D's, which I love. But the MMS texted me that she has B's. I was a little suspicious over what I was reading, but have a little more confidence after reading your post. Also read she's extremely fit, which is my favorite type of girl. Would you say all this is accurate? Also, wanted to know if you have any idea how long she'll be there for.

[Willie23]

Dropped in to Garden to see Suxie based on recent reviews but apparently this was the day of the shift change, and I was greeted at the door by a tiny spinner I hadn't seen before.

She took me to the room and I gave her the house fee and tip.

She left, I stripped, laid down.

And a different girl came in. This one was not petite probably around 5 foot 5 and about 115 very friendly gave me a light fingertip stroking on back, legs, etc.

Then I heard her taking off her clothes and the stroking continued only with her nipples and tongue this time.

Cleaned me up a bit and went for TUMA. This girl has firm D cup manmades.

On the flip, I told her to lie down and went to work DATY. It was great non-fake orgasm for which she kept thanking me.

I laid down and let her take over BBBJ which she did so well that I was nearly ready to pop so I asked to fuck her and she suited me up and I did a couple positions and boom.

FYI, I almost never come with a condom, but this was intense.

Lots of DFK, highly attentive & engaged. As Arnie said, "I'll be back".

[SabertoothPeni]

Hydration is key to a healthy life red lantern has chilled ones too.

I love a free water. I love giving people in my car those waters and not disclosing the source. It's and IYKYK thing. The rest of the world does not understand the meaning, and bottle fits on your pocket. A tiny memento of an excellent experience.

[PogeyBait]

What's the problem with taking the water? I'm a thirsty man after my session LOL.

The baby bottle waters are the best. Everytime I take one, I feel like I'm wearing a scarlet letter broadcasting that I'm a massage poon hunter LOL.

[King Kon]

Here are my notes:

1. Always text if that option is available. The demand for AMP poon, given the high quality accurate pics of hot young Asians and the stupendous reviews on private delusions, has gone nuts. I do not remember the last time I was hitting the orangeeeeeeee chicken at red lantern without the doorbell going off like a fucken amber alert.

2. Wipe your ass hole. I do not believe in going to an MP like you are going on a date with the prom queen. But the one complaint I get from mp girls is the shitstains. Buy boxes of wet wipes and really drill down.

3. Always get the girls name. If I see one more review of some unnamed gal who rimmed a guy for a half hour, I probably will join the hot young Asians or nonpro forum.

4. Table Shower. If this is offered and you decline it, you should probably consider being gay.

5. Shitter. If you have to use the toilet, say you have to wash your hands.

6. Shower. If there is a shower at an MP, and you shower with the girl, you are fucken gay. Super spa at LAX offers that and these fuckers actually shower with these bow wow girls. Yuck.

7. Death penalty list. Keep a good list of places you will never go to. Here are some. Blue tide in Westwood, Chen's on Santa Monica, Luxe on Santa Monica (the place upstairs with the trannies), Goldfinger if Vaness is still there, super spa at lax.

8. DATY. If you do go to the sushi bar at an MP, please do not tell me how long you did it for.

9. Rim job. If an MP girl does eat the corn hole, you do not need to state in your review - "I hope Priscillam french kissed the girl after" - I never kiss girls at an mp.

10. Never take the free water.

7.

What's the problem with taking the water? I'm a thirsty man after my session LOL.

[FreeDsr13]

I asked for Cherry when I got there. MMS said no problem. Cherry is tall, 5'4" and lean. Her tits are big, likeD+, beautiful.

The session was awesome. Great BBBJ with that tongue of hers taking care of Jr big time. After a few minutes of that. Got her on the bed for some DATY. Great pussy and very sensitive as she came after about 5 min.

Time to fuck. She slides the bag on with her mouth and I started in standing Mish. Then she asked for Doggie. Yeah baby. Hot times there. Plenty of ass for spanking. Good dirty talk from her as well.

She kept asking me to fuck her harder. I did, I was really enjoying it. After a few minutes of K9. I want to blow in her mouth. She was very accommodating and allowed for some face fucking.

I then laid on the table and she DT me hard. Oooo that tongue working all the time.

Blew my load and she cleaned me up.

She is here till end of month then vaca. Back in a couple of months. I will see her again.

[ZyDawg]

In LA for a day or two with some friends. Decided to stop by Top Acupuncture, or I guess you guys call it TA. Had to look on RM for it but was generally surprised at how active it was. Normally I monger in San Diego so I just went with what recommended. Walk in, and met with Yoyo. Average height, with a pretty face. Nice, perky tits, and a decent sized ass. Not too big but not lacking. She pulls me into a room and I pay the house fee, and then I tell her I want to hold off on the massage till after. She's a bit confused by the language barrier but she ends up getting it. I ask her how much and she tells me $. 4. Total $. 9, but I just gave her $$ to round it out. She runs off to stow the cash away, and then returns shortly after to promptly disrobe. She sits me on the bed and squats down to start me off with a BBBJ. She starts tonguing my balls while rubbing my shaft, and then proceeds back to the main BBBJ. After a bit more, I tap her arm to let her know I want to bang. I ask if it's bare as well btu she tells me know, which is understandable I guess. She throws on a cover on me and then she starts off with CG, and then reverse CG. I grab her by the thighs and pull them backward shortly after to move to doggy. I flip her over once more to mish, and then end up popping inside of her shortly after. We end up cuddling a bit while making out until I go flaccid, and then she cleans me off. She massages me a bit and then flips me over to give me one more kiss and then helps me dress back up. She tells me she's about to leave after 3 more days but didn't tell me where to. I hope it's San Diego so I can see her again.

[SabertoothPeni]

Here are my notes:

1. Always text if that option is available. The demand for AMP poon, given the high quality accurate pics of hot young Asians and the stupendous reviews on private delusions, has gone nuts. I do not remember the last time I was hitting the orangeeeeeeee chicken at red lantern without the doorbell going off like a fucken amber alert.

2. Wipe your ass hole. I do not believe in going to an MP like you are going on a date with the prom queen. But the one complaint I get from mp girls is the shitstains. Buy boxes of wet wipes and really drill down.

3. Always get the girls name. If I see one more review of some unnamed gal who rimmed a guy for a half hour, I probably will join the hot young Asians or nonpro forum.

4. Table Shower. If this is offered and you decline it, you should probably consider being gay.

Be the most fuckable version of yourself to get the best possible service.

Be Clean. Fresh shower, shave, floss, brush your teeth, use deodorant, use a little cologne.

Be Nice. Compliment the pretty girls. Be gentle. Be polite. Be appreciative.

Take care of your body. Work out. Trim your pubes. Shave your balls. Shave your back. Trim your beard. Make the experience pleasant for the girls, too.

Be Generous. Pay up front and pay the going rate. These girls work hard for the money.

If you do these things, you will have a much better and consistent experience. Be the guy that the girls want to see. They talk about us amongst themselves. If you are good to them, they will be better to you.

[JohnWu0079]

Hydration is key to a healthy life red lantern has chilled ones too.

Here are my notes:

1. Always text if that option is available. The demand for AMP poon, given the high quality accurate pics of hot young Asians and the stupendous reviews on private delusions, has gone nuts. I do not remember the last time I was hitting the orangeeeeeeee chicken at red lantern without the doorbell going off like a fucken amber alert.

2. Wipe your ass hole. I do not believe in going to an MP like you are going on a date with the prom queen. But the one complaint I get from mp girls is the shitstains. Buy boxes of wet wipes and really drill down.

3. Always get the girls name. If I see one more review of some unnamed gal who rimmed a guy for a half hour, I probably will join the hot young Asians or nonpro forum.

4. Table Shower. If this is offered and you decline it, you should probably consider being gay.

5. Shitter. If you have to use the toilet, say you have to wash your hands.

6. Shower. If there is a shower at an MP, and you shower with the girl, you are fucken gay. Super spa at LAX offers that and these fuckers actually shower with these bow wow girls. Yuck.

7. Death penalty list. Keep a good list of places you will never go to. Here are some. Blue tide in Westwood, Chen's on Santa Monica, Luxe on Santa Monica (the place upstairs with the trannies), Goldfinger if Vaness is still there, super spa at lax.

8. DATY. If you do go to the sushi bar at an MP, please do not tell me how long you did it for.

9. Rim job. If an MP girl does eat the corn hole, you do not need to state in your review - "I hope Priscillam french kissed the girl after" - I never kiss girls at an mp.

10. Never take the free water.

7.