Massage Parlor Reports

[Mikejpfil]

No it doesn't work. I tried it before. Each merchant has a category code and the HSA will decline the merchant codes from massage spa. However if you get a doctor's prescription for massage you can keep your receipts and file for reimbursement from your HSA. However most doctors will have you go through a physical therapy company. If you can find one to write you a prescription then just keep your receipts after reimbursement. You could get audited by the IRS.

Thanks for the confirm. I did a little more research with my HSA provider and I confirmed that I can't use it for ED pills, Spa / Massage (unless have Dr. 's prescription), and can't even use it on basis gym membership (only for equipment). I've just been sitting on a large HSA balance from a previous employer that was all funded by the employer. That's what prompted me to look into this aspect. I have wait until retirement before I can cash the unused HSA balance to "normal" funds.

[AllInOnHer]

At the Spa's that allow visa / mastercard, has anyone ever tried using an HSA card there? I'm assuming the service would qualify as a health related expense but just wanted check here first. TIA.

No it doesn't work. I tried it before. Each merchant has a category code and the HSA will decline the merchant codes from massage spa. However if you get a doctor's prescription for massage you can keep your receipts and file for reimbursement from your HSA. However most doctors will have you go through a physical therapy company. If you can find one to write you a prescription then just keep your receipts after reimbursement. You could get audited by the IRS.

[BassMan1989]

At the Spa's that allow visa / mastercard, has anyone ever tried using an HSA card there? I'm assuming the service would qualify as a health related expense but just wanted check here first. TIA.

Well that's an angle I've never tried. But might just work. Let us know if it works.

[Mikejpfil]

At the Spa's that allow visa / mastercard, has anyone ever tried using an HSA card there? I'm assuming the service would qualify as a health related expense but just wanted check here first. TIA.

[MushroomGod]

There are but they host out of apartments. You can find them on bedpage, rubrankings, tryst and sometimes on lc.

Do you have any recommendations?

[BigJohn619]

Went last week and had a great time. Happy is pretty good looking. I'd say she's mid 30's and pretty short. Not a spinner but that's ok. Slightly thicker but that goes for her rack as well. Nothing crazy like the city AMPs, but good for the burbs. BJ is covered and didn't last a long time on either visit. TS with asshole cleaning but no RIM. Then the sauna and back to thr room. Actually really good massage and about 25-30 minutes to play.

Used up the entire time both visits. 1st time she resorted to a prostate massage on all fours up on the table to get me to finish. Was into it the whole time. 2nd visit she was telling me to cum after about 15 minutes. Both times I really got to go to town and she took everything I could give. Real trooper. No getting to cum anywhere on her though. Bit of a disappointment. All in all positive experience both times. And FYI, took an outfit in for her to wear and she was all for it. Made it so much better. Pry need to visit a time or 2 before that's attempted though.

[Ohboy]

Called Relax on Tuesday and asked for kiki. She's on vacation for a month. I decided to try Ella at Restore in Roselle. Nice enough place and received EXCELLENT service. L3 with great teasing, and awesome finish. She smiles and giggles the whole time and really acts like she enjoys herself. We showered together after in the large stand up shower. Restore is closer to me {carpentersville} so this might be my goto.

[AlTango21]

Saw Rachel at relax. Maybe not the best body of the group skinny small naturals. Wasn't sure if I was going to like her but she was shy and like a delicate flower. L3 very responsive if you take it slow. She gave the absolute best real massage I have ever received there. Not going to be crazy like ewa but I you are only doing l1 l2 if a good massage is a focus and.

Was my first time there and I also just had Rachel. Not the best body, but massage was great!

[AvgWhiteGuy]

There are Euro spots in Lombard? Only know of the AMPs. Little help?

There are but they host out of apartments. You can find them on bedpage, rubrankings, tryst and sometimes on lc.

[JoeDirt12]

Saw Rachel at relax. Maybe not the best body of the group skinny small naturals. Wasn't sure if I was going to like her but she was shy and like a delicate flower. L3 very responsive if you take it slow. She gave the absolute best real massage I have ever received there. Not going to be crazy like ewa but I you are only doing l1 l2 if a good massage is a focus and.

[ChicagoScott]

Yeah. She owns it & is strictly business. The others are a flip of a coin. But as in this entire world we live in, YMMV.

I went once, had Kitty she may be the owner. A big black girl, got L1 no touching allowed. Massage not so good. Looks like the other providers are black. Pricey for what is offered.

[SmileySam]

There are Euro spots in Lombard? Only know of the AMPs. Little help?

Same outfit in Wicker Park Schaumburg and Des Plaines. $220 Hhr.

[Zcool44]

There are Euro spots in Lombard? Only know of the AMPs. Little help?

I'm a fan of this place, but it totally depends on the girl. It's definitely pricey, $150 for the massage, and that has always included L1 for me. They try & hustle the upsell "options", but like I said. It depends on the girl. Not everyone's thing, but throwing it out there. I just go here once in a great while when I'm sick of AMP's and I can't get ahold of the Lombard Euro's.

https://www.instagram.com/rubartistofmuse

[Gstunt]

Thanks for this information. Any AMPs? I want a guaranteed L1.

I'm a fan of this place, but it totally depends on the girl. It's definitely pricey, $150 for the massage, and that has always included L1 for me. They try & hustle the upsell "options", but like I said. It depends on the girl. Not everyone's thing, but throwing it out there. I just go here once in a great while when I'm sick of AMP's and I can't get ahold of the Lombard Euro's.

https://www.instagram.com/rubartistofmuse

[SmileySam]

I'm a fan of this place, but it totally depends on the girl. It's definitely pricey, $150 for the massage, and that has always included L1 for me. They try & hustle the upsell "options", but like I said. It depends on the girl. Not everyone's thing, but throwing it out there. I just go here once in a great while when I'm sick of AMP's and I can't get ahold of the Lombard Euro's.

https://www.instagram.com/rubartistofmuse

I went once, had Kitty she may be the owner. A big black girl, got L1 no touching allowed. Massage not so good. Looks like the other providers are black. Pricey for what is offered.