Massage Parlor Reports

[QuickVisitor]

LA Portland is permanently closed. Dude at local gas station told me he thinks their license got yanked. Bummer!

That's a big loss, too bad. I don't know what bad experiences guys had, but for me it was always worth stopping on the way back from Detroit.

[QuickVisitor]

Today I tried the new seven-day spa. It was busy, and they were full when I arrived, they tried getting me to wait and called some guy who had a close appointment to make sure he wasn't canceling. I told them not to worry about it and I would come back. So if you were the guy they called, I apologize. All the women there looked petite, young and cute. I ended up leaving instead of waiting, but I think ill go back and try them another time. The only con I noticed here was none of the girls had ass. LOL. Asians never have asses. LOL. I wonder why that is? In any case, if you're going to try this one I recommend an appointment. Probably because they're new.

Seven Day Spa isn't new, I just think guys avoid reviewing it because they don't want even more traffic. Anyway, it's one of the better non-FS options in town.

[StoneColdStan2]

Does anyone know if Ari is still working? She was working out of her home for a while then with Angel, just always liked her style.

DM me info.

[HarryHood]

I was pleasantly surprised when I was greeted by a pretty young girl named CiCi. I wasn't expecting much as I'd never received HE there before, but sure enough, I touched her leg and she started to tease and I knew the game was on. Roaming was limited, but I did notice she had a nice booty, with purple thong underwear which revealed cute Asian buns. She wanted. 80 as a tip, which I was fine with. Definitely not FS or GFE, but be nice and YMMV.

[BeanLicker]

Well that sucks. I don't get to GR very often and never met Milan, but I always wanted to meet her because she sounds like a class act. Modest services like massage + HE should be legal. Heck full service should be legal. I just hate the hypocritical turds who talk about "freedom" while punishing the most basic of human instincts, often while leading secret lives as pedophiles or closeted gays. Just accept who you are bc nobody except your f'ed up family could give a crap. And let hard working entrepreneurs like Milan enjoy then fruits of their labor.

Sad to hear she is getting room and board for a year. I knew her somewhat well before she went on her own and despite our own personal feelings on what should be legalized, she didn't do it legit and got screwed on a technicality and some pretty loose interpretation on human trafficking. Unless you're Asian and have massage certificate these places don't last very long. B25 dodged a real bullet that eventually fell on Milan. I spoke to a provider close to the situation a while back and there's always another side to the story and hard to tell which story is the most accurate. I have found that the women working independent don't draw as much attention and whenever they get big enough something happens to shut it down. Legal or not keep it under the radar and trouble is less likely to find you.

[NoseJelly]

LA Portland is permanently closed. Dude at local gas station told me he thinks their license got yanked. Bummer!

[Noctis4569]

It's been a while, gentlemen, so here's a little catch-up.

LuLu's Bodyworks. Lowell Great newer place, standard HE with above clothes roaming. But its cheap and its location is prime for me. Occasionally when they advertise, their ad states they change girls daily. It's probably on some rotation with other places. Standard. 4 door fee, been there a couple times tip between. 6-$ depending on how into it they get and how generous I'm feeling. My only con is no FS as I'm a guy that is usually seeking more than a standard HE.

Today I tried the new seven-day spa. It was busy, and they were full when I arrived, they tried getting me to wait and called some guy who had a close appointment to make sure he wasn't canceling. I told them not to worry about it and I would come back. So if you were the guy they called, I apologize. All the women there looked petite, young and cute. I ended up leaving instead of waiting, but I think ill go back and try them another time. The only con I noticed here was none of the girls had ass. LOL. Asians never have asses. LOL. I wonder why that is? In any case, if you're going to try this one I recommend an appointment. Probably because they're new.

After leaving seven day spa, I drove down the road to acupressure massage on E paris. It was my first time here. The lady was older and a little more round than I would have liked, but she was really nice, and her English was decent. Nice massage, and standard HE with under-top roaming. . 5 door fee and. 6 tip. I asked about FS but it was a no go.

An interesting experience a few days ago at LA spa in Ionia / Portland, I know the place gets a lot of hate, but its the location that works for me more than anything, and they usually offer FS. I went to check them out and there was a note on the door saying they'll be back in a few days. First time I had seen that, I checked the local news to see if there were any raids or such, but I didn't see anything, so I'm not sure what's going on. I have not been back to see if they're open yet.

Stay Safe.

[Novaone]

Yep. This was pretty much exactly my experience when she was running Serenity. I called, made an appointment, drove a while to get there. And I get there 10 minutes early as her and the other 2 girls are locking up hours before normal close. Ended up getting one of the worst bad-attitude rush rubs of my life.

She ghosted me also, after a 45 min drive a couple years ago. Ashley Winter or Ash Magic is not someone you should waste your time with. Avoid!! She is garbage.

[GavinFoster]

Seen this mp on Kalamazoo near Burton. Can anyone recommend or no?

Fake pictures, bait and nothing (switch). What you picture is not there.

[Sparty On 1234]

#1- Go back to the first page and study the New Members Guide Section. There is a lot of good information contained in those pages.

#2- Find out how to do a search history on the person in question. Angel has a lot of reviews. Don't know how to look up a search history see #1.

#3- If you see someone post a review, help out in some way. So far you have 3 post. 2 asking about Angel, 1 about someone else. That isn't going to cut it with the membership.

Good luck.

Nice girl. Nice body. Great rack. Great PM. Safe / clean place. Worth a visit. Enjoy!

[Sean07]

Seen this mp on Kalamazoo near Burton. Can anyone recommend or no?

[HungFunMI]

I reported earlier that my scheduled appointment with Ruby was canceled when I showed up. I circled back a few hours later and this time she was available if I waited 10 minutes. So I stayed.

Of the providers I've seen at TNC, she is certainly more the type I'm attracted to. However, this was the most unconventional experience I've had at any AMP. Especially TNC.

I confirmed 1 hr for $80. I gave her 90 and needed $10 in change. She left to get change but naturally I didn't ever see it.

Table shower was off putting as she rubbed my body down. All of it. With a bar of soap. Sure, it's soap. But I don't need all you mongers remnants on me. LOL.

Sauna, then back to room. This is when it gets bad. She starts to haggle with me immediately. I was initially planning to go FS but she wanted too much. So I settled for HJ for 50.

Get on the bed and expected the massage, teasing, etc. But. She went straight to work. I liked her technique, albeit different / strange. It was nice. She slowly tickled all over and then used her hair to graze all over too. Then "as a present" she took her top off and rubbed her tits all over me as well. Very nice eeg!

She has a good HJ technique with lots of build up. I pop, she cleaned me up. Then she asked if I wanted a water and told me to get dressed.

Woah woah woah. Hold on. I explained I paid for 1 hour and we were only 20 minutes in. I anticipated a massage and HE. She said I didn't give her enough money.

I told her I've been coming there for a long time and seen many girls. Every single one has been 1 hr, 80 door, 50 HJ.

She insisted that it is 100 tip for massage and HE.

She left, argued with another provider who's I've seen before as well. Then came back and told me to lay down for massage. She put a towel on me and gave the worst massage ever. Just pushing her hands onto me without any squeezing, movement, nothing. I endured that for 10 minutes before I told her to stop and that I was leaving.

So, basically what I got was a $80 house for 30 minutes, and $60 HJ. Tsble shower, sauna, and crappy massage.

Dang. I'm worried about TNC for sure now.

Sorry for the length, I wanted to provide full details.

Do report back on your experiences too!

Dj.

Sorry you had a bad experience with Ruby and I'm not going to say anything about the money, rushing you, or extras because what you're saying is very reasonable.

The one thing I would say about her massage technique is that the pressure with the towel thing is only part 1 of her massage. I always get the massage first, extra second, shower last. I'm not going to say her massage is the absolute greatest, Lisa did a much better job of getting at deep tissue. But when Ruby is doing a massage that lasts 35-40 minutes, she will do around 10-15 minutes of the pressing different areas of the back and legs as kind of an accu-pressure thing. And then works toward a more traditional massage by the end. I thought the same thing you did when I saw her the first time, "what is this, she's just pressing on me. " Not that you're likely to repeat given your experience, but her massage does get better if you do the whole thing.

[HungFunMI]

My very first post! I am new to this and have been learning on this site for about 2 months now. Finally got activated so I can post. I attempted to meet with Ash Magic (Ashley Winter) today, despite all of the negative reviews. I thought "YMMV" and went for it. Comms were good. Made an appt for 1 hour out (I had a 30 minute drive to the MP). Arrived at our scheduled time and was told "Ashley went home for the day". Messaged her asking what happened, still no response. Why not just tell me when you realized you were bailing? Anyways, I had enough reviews to know, I still went for it anyway. Shame on me.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...-/323895676250

Yep. This was pretty much exactly my experience when she was running Serenity. I called, made an appointment, drove a while to get there. And I get there 10 minutes early as her and the other 2 girls are locking up hours before normal close. Ended up getting one of the worst bad-attitude rush rubs of my life.

[WayneJWorld]

I was looking to book an appointment with Angel. Does anybody have any information about her?

#1- Go back to the first page and study the New Members Guide Section. There is a lot of good information contained in those pages.

#2- Find out how to do a search history on the person in question. Angel has a lot of reviews. Don't know how to look up a search history see #1.

#3- If you see someone post a review, help out in some way. So far you have 3 post. 2 asking about Angel, 1 about someone else. That isn't going to cut it with the membership.

Good luck.

[Bacardi1314]

This place had caught my attention a few times from ads posted on CL. Called the number in the ad and asked for availability and was told Fanny was free. Did the hhr for. 40 session. Fanny seemed younger, late 20's or early 30's. Nice but quiet. The first thing I noticed as I was led back to my room was that the walls in the rooms didn't go to the top of the ceiling so you could hear what was happening in adjoining rooms (more on that later). At some point, someone (assuming a mama-san) wandered in and started moving dishes around in the back part. Or maybe they were eating lunch. Either way, it could be heard and was distracting. Fanny used a lot of elbows in her massage and didn't do so lightly despite me requesting light to medium pressure. No teasing, kept the towel over main street as she worked on legs. About the time I was expecting her to say flip. I instead heard her say "Thank You" and she quickly departed the room before I could even sit up. Met her at the cash register and offered a. 20 tip and received a small bottled water and "buh bye". No extras here apparently. Just hard massages and older providers giving hard massages on old men. If anyone has had a different experience, would love to hear it.

https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/h...838285080.html

BNG.

Unfortunately, nobody is going to have a different experience than what you experienced. This location and their sister location on Fuller are 100% legit.