Massage Parlor Reports

**Shawtren** · 04-14-25 09:37

Just noticed a place in Clyde park near 44th. I do t remember it ever being there so it may be new. It is Lin's Bodywork. It seems to be attached to some sort of mechanics place. Has anyone here tried it?

Play safe!

-Shaw.

**Sean07** · 04-13-25 21:19

Originally Posted by GavinFoster [View Original Post]

Fake pictures, bait and nothing (switch). What you picture is not there.

Good looking out big dog.

**AmpPerv** · 04-13-25 09:44

Originally Posted by TravPro [View Original Post]

Wonder if it's the same CiCi that used to be at Relax 28th St and has been in Kzoo the last few years.

That Cici is still working at Lotus in Kalamazoo as of mid-March.

**TravPro** · 04-12-25 18:45

Originally Posted by HarryHood [View Original Post]

I was pleasantly surprised when I was greeted by a pretty young girl named CiCi. I wasn't expecting much as I'd never received HE there before, but sure enough, I touched her leg and she started to tease and I knew the game was on. Roaming was limited, but I did notice she had a nice booty, with purple thong underwear which revealed cute Asian buns. She wanted. 80 as a tip, which I was fine with. Definitely not FS or GFE, but be nice and YMMV.

Wonder if it's the same CiCi that used to be at Relax 28th St and has been in Kzoo the last few years.

**QuickVisitor** · 04-12-25 15:26

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

LA Portland is permanently closed. Dude at local gas station told me he thinks their license got yanked. Bummer!

That's a big loss, too bad. I don't know what bad experiences guys had, but for me it was always worth stopping on the way back from Detroit.

**QuickVisitor** · 04-12-25 15:24

Originally Posted by Noctis4569 [View Original Post]

Today I tried the new seven-day spa. It was busy, and they were full when I arrived, they tried getting me to wait and called some guy who had a close appointment to make sure he wasn't canceling. I told them not to worry about it and I would come back. So if you were the guy they called, I apologize. All the women there looked petite, young and cute. I ended up leaving instead of waiting, but I think ill go back and try them another time. The only con I noticed here was none of the girls had ass. LOL. Asians never have asses. LOL. I wonder why that is? In any case, if you're going to try this one I recommend an appointment. Probably because they're new.

Seven Day Spa isn't new, I just think guys avoid reviewing it because they don't want even more traffic. Anyway, it's one of the better non-FS options in town.

**StoneColdStan2** · 04-12-25 11:13

Does anyone know if Ari is still working? She was working out of her home for a while then with Angel, just always liked her style.

DM me info.

**HarryHood** · 04-12-25 10:58

I was pleasantly surprised when I was greeted by a pretty young girl named CiCi. I wasn't expecting much as I'd never received HE there before, but sure enough, I touched her leg and she started to tease and I knew the game was on. Roaming was limited, but I did notice she had a nice booty, with purple thong underwear which revealed cute Asian buns. She wanted. 80 as a tip, which I was fine with. Definitely not FS or GFE, but be nice and YMMV.

**BeanLicker** · 04-11-25 23:21

Originally Posted by ZzTopSterZz [View Original Post]

Well that sucks. I don't get to GR very often and never met Milan, but I always wanted to meet her because she sounds like a class act. Modest services like massage + HE should be legal. Heck full service should be legal. I just hate the hypocritical turds who talk about "freedom" while punishing the most basic of human instincts, often while leading secret lives as pedophiles or closeted gays. Just accept who you are bc nobody except your f'ed up family could give a crap. And let hard working entrepreneurs like Milan enjoy then fruits of their labor.

Sad to hear she is getting room and board for a year. I knew her somewhat well before she went on her own and despite our own personal feelings on what should be legalized, she didn't do it legit and got screwed on a technicality and some pretty loose interpretation on human trafficking. Unless you're Asian and have massage certificate these places don't last very long. B25 dodged a real bullet that eventually fell on Milan. I spoke to a provider close to the situation a while back and there's always another side to the story and hard to tell which story is the most accurate. I have found that the women working independent don't draw as much attention and whenever they get big enough something happens to shut it down. Legal or not keep it under the radar and trouble is less likely to find you.

**NoseJelly** · 04-11-25 22:25

LA Portland is permanently closed. Dude at local gas station told me he thinks their license got yanked. Bummer!

**Noctis4569** · 04-11-25 20:17

It's been a while, gentlemen, so here's a little catch-up.

LuLu's Bodyworks. Lowell Great newer place, standard HE with above clothes roaming. But its cheap and its location is prime for me. Occasionally when they advertise, their ad states they change girls daily. It's probably on some rotation with other places. Standard. 4 door fee, been there a couple times tip between. 6-$ depending on how into it they get and how generous I'm feeling. My only con is no FS as I'm a guy that is usually seeking more than a standard HE.

Today I tried the new seven-day spa. It was busy, and they were full when I arrived, they tried getting me to wait and called some guy who had a close appointment to make sure he wasn't canceling. I told them not to worry about it and I would come back. So if you were the guy they called, I apologize. All the women there looked petite, young and cute. I ended up leaving instead of waiting, but I think ill go back and try them another time. The only con I noticed here was none of the girls had ass. LOL. Asians never have asses. LOL. I wonder why that is? In any case, if you're going to try this one I recommend an appointment. Probably because they're new.

After leaving seven day spa, I drove down the road to acupressure massage on E paris. It was my first time here. The lady was older and a little more round than I would have liked, but she was really nice, and her English was decent. Nice massage, and standard HE with under-top roaming. . 5 door fee and. 6 tip. I asked about FS but it was a no go.

An interesting experience a few days ago at LA spa in Ionia / Portland, I know the place gets a lot of hate, but its the location that works for me more than anything, and they usually offer FS. I went to check them out and there was a note on the door saying they'll be back in a few days. First time I had seen that, I checked the local news to see if there were any raids or such, but I didn't see anything, so I'm not sure what's going on. I have not been back to see if they're open yet.

Stay Safe.

**Novaone** · 04-11-25 10:33

Originally Posted by HungFunMI [View Original Post]

Yep. This was pretty much exactly my experience when she was running Serenity. I called, made an appointment, drove a while to get there. And I get there 10 minutes early as her and the other 2 girls are locking up hours before normal close. Ended up getting one of the worst bad-attitude rush rubs of my life.

She ghosted me also, after a 45 min drive a couple years ago. Ashley Winter or Ash Magic is not someone you should waste your time with. Avoid!! She is garbage.

**GavinFoster** · 04-10-25 22:08

Originally Posted by Sean07 [View Original Post]

Seen this mp on Kalamazoo near Burton. Can anyone recommend or no?

Fake pictures, bait and nothing (switch). What you picture is not there.

**Sparty On 1234** · 04-10-25 11:29

Originally Posted by WayneJWorld [View Original Post]

#1- Go back to the first page and study the New Members Guide Section. There is a lot of good information contained in those pages.

#2- Find out how to do a search history on the person in question. Angel has a lot of reviews. Don't know how to look up a search history see #1.

#3- If you see someone post a review, help out in some way. So far you have 3 post. 2 asking about Angel, 1 about someone else. That isn't going to cut it with the membership.

Good luck.

Nice girl. Nice body. Great rack. Great PM. Safe / clean place. Worth a visit. Enjoy!