Massage Parlor Reports

[Jaguar300ZX]

April met me at the door ... an hour 4 Benjamins &a Lincoln

Too much Sugar for me.

[Lion1]

Most useful review ever. Thanks for sharing your one time at bandcamp story.

Went to a sweet spa multiple people have been reviewing lately. I saw a taller thin / average built woman in her late 20's early 30's with long hair. I haven't been throated like that since another infamous location was shut down. Attitude was positive for the most part, I get turned off when ladies try to rush you. Total damage for an hour was $$. 3. I could see myself coming back, the talent varies. I saw another one of the ladies after my session was over and she was totally not my type, but I recognized her name from some reviews.

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[TheseDelights]

Went to a sweet spa multiple people have been reviewing lately. I saw a taller thin / average built woman in her late 20's early 30's with long hair. I haven't been throated like that since another infamous location was shut down. Attitude was positive for the most part, I get turned off when ladies try to rush you. Total damage for an hour was $$. 3. I could see myself coming back, the talent varies. I saw another one of the ladies after my session was over and she was totally not my type, but I recognized her name from some reviews.

[Cubico]

Studio 107 has fake reviews every day on RM. Won't be long until the fake reviews start showing up here, too.

Oh yeah I don't use RM so didn't know, thanks for your answer, it did look too good to be true, sorry for the useless post then, I'll do a better research next time.

[BeachDrone]

Hi All, hopefully it's not one of the forbidden parlors mentioned by admin, don't want to get banned over this, but I saw a bunch of parlors showing up on Hx since I last tried to use it, and I was wondering if they were generally legit. I'm curious about this one, Mamamisa.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/MamaMisa

Searching for the phone number online showed Studio 107, is it one of the places that have been sending shills here a lot, or is it a place that is actually legit? I'm mostly curious about the photos, as they seem more real than other places, but I must admit I'm very new to looking at parlors and so I'm trying to see how to weed out the bad from the good by asking here since you guys have a lot of experience there.

Thanks in advance, and sorry if this message wasn't appropriate.

Studio 107 has fake reviews every day on RM. Won't be long until the fake reviews start showing up here, too.

[Cubico]

Hi All, hopefully it's not one of the forbidden parlors mentioned by admin, don't want to get banned over this, but I saw a bunch of parlors showing up on Hx since I last tried to use it, and I was wondering if they were generally legit. I'm curious about this one, Mamamisa.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/MamaMisa

Searching for the phone number online showed Studio 107, is it one of the places that have been sending shills here a lot, or is it a place that is actually legit? I'm mostly curious about the photos, as they seem more real than other places, but I must admit I'm very new to looking at parlors and so I'm trying to see how to weed out the bad from the good by asking here since you guys have a lot of experience there.

Thanks in advance, and sorry if this message wasn't appropriate.

[Coeltrain]

April met me at the door younger, very nice man-made with excellent nips, totally rocking head to toe, chose an hour 4 Benjamins &a Lincoln. He said was new there yesterday a must go see. Also was introduced to Heidi and Kelly. You guys in San Diego don't know how good you got it. Thanks Faceless1 for the info!

[ZyDawg]

Sunday.

Went to Asia Spa. For those of you that don't know, this little parlor is on ECB, in one of the little Viet plazas. It looks like a small little place but it really opens up when you get inside. I have always been curious about it, and with my wallet full, I decided to check it out. I was greeted by Emily, an older lady in her late 30's or early 40's, with a tight body in a traditional looking dress. We spoke to each other with this screen door in between us, and I goaded her into telling me the tip fee for FS if available. She said yeah and chuckled, and said 1. 4. I tried bringing it down to 1. 2 but she was adamant on 1. 4. So I paid the house fee, and the tip upfront, and she led me into one of the rooms. I was sketched out at first since it was a bit smaller and more out in the open than most of the other AMPs, but that feeling slowly left me. I got undressed, and stood in front of her fully nude, and she asked if I wanted a massage still. I told her later, so she told me to wait there and left. Shortly after, she came back with a condom and started wrapping her arms around me like we were slow dancing. No kissing besides necking, which could've been because I tried to haggle, but YMMV. She started kissing my body and worked her way down to a CBJ, which again, might be due to the haggling attempt, but it was whatever. She disrobed, and her body looked quite amazing. Curvy MILF style body with a nice rack. She lied down on the bed and guided me in. It was like I was a virgin again LOL. After minutes of mish and doggy, I finally popped and she cleaned me off. Pretty good pussy control and well worth the 1. 8 total.

Monday.

Went around looking for streetwalkers, but I either got cockblocked by pandas or swarmed with overpriced car date offers. So I decided to try ECB again, and sadly the only girls working were these two obese BSWs on 52nd. I haven't been to Sugar in a while so I figured I'd see what's up there before chalking it up to a loss. I walk in, and I meet Heidi. Heidi is a curvy girl with a pretty smile, and very long hair. She surprised me with her Efluency and we ended up speaking a bit on the way to the room and while settling business. While we were talking somewhat intimately, I ended up paying the house fee and she told me she'd be right back. This is a common occurrence in AMPs, presumably them stashing the money away somewhere safe, but for some reason I ended up grabbing her hand before she left and pulled her back towards me. I moved in for a kiss, and she reciprocated and we started making out like a bunch of horny teenagers. I moved my hands from her back to her ass and her tits, and my god either those are the best manmades ever or she's natural or something. A bit of tongue here and there and some light petting on our nethers, and I finally let her go. Only this time with the tip as well, since I wanted to get straight to it as soon as she came back. She comes back and opens the door meekly, and then scurries on over towards me giggling. I'm fully nude and erect, and she moves in to kiss me again while asking me if I couldn't wait. I told her I couldn't and she apologized before disrobing. I didn't bother lying down, so she started kissing my neck, to my shoulders, to my pecs, and then all the way down to my junior. She starts off with a slow BBBJ, and then starts picking up the speed. I catch myself before popping, and I pull her back up to stand and start reciprocating what she did to me onto her. After a little bit of eating her out, I pick her up and set her on the bed. She slips on the cover and I start pounding away, until she tells me to lie down and she starts going cowgirl on me. She leans forward and starts kissing me while gyrating her hips and I eventually bust. Total was 2. And it was a pretty fantastic experience. Hopefully she sticks around so I can see her again towards the end of the month.

[ColPucker]

Definitely a case of YMMV. I've seen Ivy a number of times, I think she's the most attractive one of the bunch. She's nice, a bit reserved, provides a good massage and HJ. No complaints. But I've never experienced anything more than a HJ with her. Nothing extra and no nudity. I never got the sense that we made any kind of connection beyond the service, so she simply may not have felt comfortable or wanted to do anything more with me. So be it and I respect her boundaries.

Jojo on the other hand was more playful and friendly towards me from the first visit. I find her attractive, she's probably in her 40's. I'm pushing 60, so everyone looks young to me, LOL! She's petite but has a nice pair in IMO. I don't like a hard massage, so I ask her to keep it light. Her light massage turns into teasing that I really like, which leads to a nice build up on the flip and the main event. No crazy extras to be had, but she will bring out the twins to play with if you tip a bit more. I always have a good time with her and she always seems happy to see me, which is why she's my go to at Gold Ocean. Does she offer more to other clients? I don't know, but I'm fine with what she does offer. As always YMMV.

I'm on team Ivy. Did you ever try asking for anything extra, or were you just waiting for her to offer? She never offered me extras beyond HE, until I asked.

[TacoManVa]

Camila is a stunning Hot smoke show. My guess is early twenties. About 5 ft 6 and super tone. You could bounce quarters off of her abdominal muscles LOL.

She speaks a little bit of English and greets me with a nice warm hug pushing those large DD cups up against my chest. I nibble on her neck and then work my way to her DSLs. She gently gives me a warm light kiss and we start making out. I had her lay down on the table because I wanted to taste that kitty and she wrapped those long legs around my back as I dove in for an appetizer.

Chomped on that yummy Kitty for a little bit and then she requested 69 and got up and I laid down and she flipped around and we went at each other. Her BBBJ is very good and could go deep. Such a killer booty and she rolled on a cover and eased up and on top of me in RCG. Watching my cock go in and out of her was definitely a sight to see. This girl has serious kegel clamping and almost had me pop in that position but I really wanted to try a few others. So I asked for doggy and she climbed up on the table and I eased him behind her. Love those Latina booties and I pounded away for as long as I can last and ended up filling up the umbrella.

She turned around and said "bueno Papi" and went to get a hot towel. She came back and gave me a very deep tissue massage. She has very strong hands which got out some serious knots that I had in my back. Always nice to tag one of these hot Latinas and then find out that she also has really good massage skills.

Highly recommend.

[TacoManVa]

Visiting San Diego for the weekend and had some spare time to kill. Decided to stop by Sun spa to check out the new talent. I drew Sophia and she really surpassed all my expectations.

Sophia is, quite simply, drop dead gorgeous. I'm guessing mid-20's and she has a gorgeous oval face, medium-tan complexion, perfect skin, tight abs, lovely legs, very beautiful pair of C's on her chest and a lovely trimmed kitty. Oh, and one heck of a booty. Not wide but nice and round and full. More than a handful!

We chatted a bit, took care of the donation, and Sophia began teasing me. Some very nice DFK throughout the session. We got right to it with Sophia kissing my chest and then going down for an exceptionally good BBBJ. She took me in her mouth and her suction and tongue technique were fantastic. Looked great in the mirror too.

Swapped to DATY and she was very clean and responsive. I got her nice and wet, however, junior seems to have been wandering off. She laughed and pulled me up and kissed me with some intent and said "You eat pussy too long. Your cock is gone". Well, she cured that with more BBBJ and then on went a cover and we fucked in CG and Mish. Great feeling and she was very warm and took me deep into her. I was struggling with the cover so Sophia pulled it off, looked at me and said "I know what to do!" and went back to BBBJ and then rotated around into 69 on top of me and she really planted her kitty hard on my mouth. No hesitation now as she rode my face and was mumbling about where I should lick her while my cock filled her mouth. This had me back and ready for action and she grabbed another cover, put it in with her mouth and DID get a few strokes of DT before exclaiming "Fuck me doggy".

Awesome view and she had a good clamp on me and was banging back against me and doing the reach-through to play with my boys. I was getting close but could tell I wasn't quite going to make it. Sophia sensed the same and after a few minutes of K9, she said "lay down and relax" and she pulled off the condom and straddled me and did an awesome stripper slide all over my cock. Really teasing it like she was going to slide me in bare but she gripped the head and stroked me while slipping all over my shaft. She leaned down and gave me a great kiss and the kiss, the view of her beautiful breasts hanging in front of me, and all the sensations on my cock sent me over the edge. I asked if I could cum in her mouth and she said "yes baby" and shuffled down and took me in her mouth as I unloaded.

Lots of playfulness for the few minutes left as we cleaned up and a few more kisses on the way down the hall. Truly a gorgeous woman and she went way above and beyond to make sure I left happy. I'll be back!

[TacoManVa]

What was the damage?

250 tip for BBFS plus HF.

[JWalker350]

That's too bad that Fei Fei is at Unique Foot Spa. She is great, but UFS is a too dirty for me. (UFS equipment is great. Table shower), but the massage table and table shower. Not sure whether they sanitize it at all after each session. The massage table smells when laying it down. Big turn off for me.

Agreed. UFS is a very dirty place. No properly cleanup.

[DoubleEntendre]

Had April at Sugar Spa. Youngish, black hair, trimmed below, and importantly big D / D+ naturals. Massage was alright but service was good. Attentive and GFE-like service, including BBBJ, 69, kissing, etc. Boobs felt great and had a nice jiggle to them. Ended up going for a CIM finish with her big naturals in both hands. Big natural breasts, excellent service, good enough to repeat. Briefly introduced to two flirty and easy to look at girls on my way out.

[Nothing24]

Love Mali's routine. She's 5'1 and about 105 lbs. Great ass and nice boobs.

She's a real sweetheart and greets me with a nice DFK and a hug. We chat for a few minutes to get caught up and then I crawl onto the table on all fours. She slides in behind and starts her signature rimming on me while slow stroking my cock from underneath. Her technique is perfect. I am getting close but don't want to blow until I can get inside her bare.

I flip and she climbs on cowgirl and I squeeze her nice big tits while she rides me. I love her booty so I request K9 and slide back in and squeeze her round ass as I pound away. I let her know I am about to cum and she says "cum inside me honey". I fill her up and slide out slowly.

Mali also gives a nice Thai massage to finish off the relaxation session.

What was the damage?