Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

**HardforRubs** · 04-19-25 09:18

Originally Posted by TheRabbit [View Original Post]

Anyone seen the woman in pics as she looks pretty nice.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...?lang=es&cc=mx

You won't get anything but a massage from that place, no extras available. The massage "rooms" are more like cubicles and don't even go all the way to the ceiling. Honestly, there are better places to get a legit massage too.

**TheRabbit** · 04-16-25 09:57

Anyone seen the woman in pics as she looks pretty nice.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...?lang=es&cc=mx

**Kijimuna** · 04-04-25 13:03

Originally Posted by Asphalt [View Original Post]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...?lang=es&cc=mx

Has anyone seen this provider? Is she a tranny?

Definitely not a tranny. She is sexy as hell and provides a great finish.

**Asphalt** · 04-04-25 12:47

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...?lang=es&cc=mx

Has anyone seen this provider? Is she a tranny?

**Dunnit** · 04-04-25 06:04

Originally Posted by HardforRubs [View Original Post]

Gents was posting with some frequency not that long ago (Latina place in Herndon, and finally wanted to give it a try, but it seems they are now MIA on CL. Anyone have any Intel about what happened to them?

Got a reply last month that they were on vacation, but has been all quiet since then. Their RR ad has not had a provider picture for weeks either. Texts are going unread.

**HardforRubs** · 04-03-25 21:33

Gents was posting with some frequency not that long ago (Latina place in Herndon, and finally wanted to give it a try, but it seems they are now MIA on CL. Anyone have any Intel about what happened to them?

**LilHead** · 03-26-25 09:58

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...836698266.html

Agree with KidFarian's report. Photo might be her, but she's a lot cuter in person. Full figured, but not too heavy. Absolutely beautiful tits, and paid upcharge for full nude to see and rub on (not in) her pretty pussy. She also offered nude body to body, but I didn't have enough to cover. Otherwise, really decent massage, excellent hand skills on the flip. Not sure I would repeat based on cost, but otherwise a really decent experience.

**HardforRubs** · 03-25-25 12:45

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...837100047.html

I inquired about waxing from this ad. And she said the location is one of the DMV Latina spots. She quoted me 100 for a Brazilian which seems like a little much. But if there's anyone who's been there for it, are extras included in that price is are they additional?

**KidFarian** · 03-25-25 08:45

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...836698266.html

I've visited Emma (Thai visiting from California), I have to say it was probably one of the better sessions that I've had recently. She is either the girl in the picture or a pretty close representation. She's more attractive in person. Her full description is she's about 5 ft 7 in tall, shapely 135 lbs with a nice soft bottom and beautiful Cs on top. She also has a great smile speaks very softly, and loves to giggle. She is very pleasant and comfortable as soon as we get started. I asked for soft to medium and she delivered to me a nice back rub as well as nice massage on my leg. On the flip she asked what I wanted and I chose the standard Nova finish. She removed her top to see those nice nipples that are very responsive and she seemed to enjoy having me rub them as she finished the session. She also allowed rubbing outside her panties which was a very pleasant surprise. I'd definitely see her again for a more expanded menu as it seems our chemistry was pretty well aligned. If I had more time and brought extra funds I believe she would have offered more. YMMV but you shouldn't be disappointed with a visit to Emma. She's visiting from Cali for about another week or so. Enjoy!

Kid.

**TheOuroboros** · 03-22-25 16:43

Been sifting through the pics presented by Oasis massage on RR and CL and have been trying to schedule an appointment with Isabella. The air balloons she's packing between her chest intrigue me and she's got that indigenous looking face that appeals to the exotic nature in my psyche.

She rotates between Rockville and Alexandria and I was hoping to catch her closer to VA because I don't really want to trek all the way to MD for this visit. When I got there however the handler told me she had an emergency and needed to dip which is a bit of a downer because I prefer to be told these things before I make a drive all the way to the location. I guess they thought they could bait and switch me with another provider knowing they figuratively had me by the balls. My attendeee was Ana a slightly older provider accurate to the pictures posted on the web but not really to my liking. A bit too manly a face way over done in make up and a body that's seen more knives than a kitchen drawer. Handler also texted me a picture for Valentina a blonde and Christina with dyed blood red hair. Handler texted me and told me they would also take $20 off the house fee so it was a bit of a dick move followed by a nice gesture. However I really had my mind set on Isabella so I declined and walked. Told them I'll reschedule when or if Isabella decides to come back to the closer drive for me.

Bit disappointed but it wasn't in the cards I guess. Sorry for the non-review but it wasn't for a lack of trying. I had seen Christina before she dyed her hair red. She’s a busy Columbiana and a full menu is available. She's pretty but the upcharge for FS was $300 and for me not worth the price of admission. If anyone has intel on anyone else I'd love to hear it and hopefully if I do get that session with Isabella I'll be sure to follow up on it.

**TomPayne25** · 03-21-25 15:53

Originally Posted by JohnWarhammer [View Original Post]

I love shit like this, not lactating, but the not normal stuff that you see posted. I'm going to bite and inquire and I will report back.

Will you let us (or PM me) if she is truly lactating? Nursing a wet tit has been a curiosity of mine. Answered a Craigslist ad (back when it had personal ads) from a lady who was into ANR and supposedly lactating. But unfortunately, she wasn't at the time we met. While the cuddling and nursing was relaxing, I'm still curious what breast milk tastes like.

Not sure if satisfying this desire is worth the entry fee, but WTF, we only live once.

**JohnWarhammer** · 03-19-25 14:35

Originally Posted by JmSuttr [View Original Post]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...833117510.html

Not really a big thing for me, but thought I'd post for those mongers who have this as one of their "must do" items.

A couple of caveats: She describes herself as voluptuous, with E cup-sized breasts. To me that means she's probably at least a BBW, if not a SSBBW. She wants initial contact by email, so you'll need a burner email for that (proton mail works well, IMO). And her email has "1963" in the address, which is an indication that she's probably at least in her early 60's. And it's a cuddle + nursing session for $160. Again, not high on my personal list, but it might be for some.

Happy hunting and stay safe!

I love shit like this, not lactating, but the not normal stuff that you see posted. I'm going to bite and inquire and I will report back.

**JohnWarhammer** · 03-19-25 14:34

Originally Posted by TonyScott01 [View Original Post]

What options are available? Price?

I saw the post of Hana and had to go see her. I saw her midday yesterday. I would say the picture is inaccurate or definitely modified to give a more youthful and sharper face. However I am not saying she wasn't attractive, she very much is and when greeted at the door she was in high heels and in a goldish full body dress. Her appearance and outfit gave me more of a typical Thai independent therapist you'd see in a night district of take-your-pick Soi in Thailand. I think we can all agree we have a dozen of these in our area. But she was sweet and kind and has a nice soft polite voice.

I would say that her massage technique is medium pressure, with some decent stretching, but not full on Thai stretching and back walking like I would get with Mira in Manassas / Bristow. It should be noted however, Mira provides a purely authentic and legit massage and spa, I don't want to give anyone any ideas that she provides anything other than that. I go to her because I have scoliosis and she has been the only one that can work around that and give me good relief where I need it.

Back to Hana; I didn't dig too deep into her menu. I paid the service fee + extra which was very broad and non-descriptive. I normally inquire more deeply, but maybe I try on a repeat visit. What I got was a standard NoVA finish with some light touching, but she was extremely enthusiastic and gave me a good experience. I conversed with her in Thai and got to know her background a bit, but nothing new to add that the prior reports haven't already spoken about. She's from Isan and speaks some Laos too, she's definitely more approachable and polite than some other therapist independents.

On my visit it was obvious there was someone else in the apartment, she told me it was another Thai man that was helping tutor her for school and gave her a place to stay and rent in the meantime. I didn't inquire anymore. I will say however that the supposed individual wasn't shy about using his apartment and I heard a lot of noise in the kitchen and what sounded like him repairing stuff in the bathroom. The facuet was like not attached when I went there which was peculiar.

Hana is worth a visit, she's not perfect by any means, I think the pricing is very competitive so she IMO a far more desirable therapist to go see if you are in the Tysons area.

**TonyScott01** · 03-18-25 11:45

Originally Posted by PrivatePyle [View Original Post]

I have seen Hana twice now and have enjoyed both visits. She gives a very good massage--she knows how to stretch and position you to really get the knots out. I think she is studying to take a massage exam and will practice naming muscle groups in English (she is Thai with reasonable English for conversation). She is mid-30's with a warm personality and is more attractive than the picture in her ad. You will enjoy your hour with her and leave relaxed.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...829597515.html

What options are available? Price?

**PrivatePyle** · 03-13-25 11:52

I have seen Hana twice now and have enjoyed both visits. She gives a very good massage--she knows how to stretch and position you to really get the knots out. I think she is studying to take a massage exam and will practice naming muscle groups in English (she is Thai with reasonable English for conversation). She is mid-30's with a warm personality and is more attractive than the picture in her ad. You will enjoy your hour with her and leave relaxed.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...829597515.html