Massage Parlor Reports

[PulsatingDuct]

Met Mikkie the other day. Mikkie is a SMOKE SHOW for sure. Curvy body with C top. 5 ft 5", 110-115 lbs, 33-35 ish looks. Flat & toned tummy, Asian model frame, two tattoos on her spine, one between her shoulder blades and the other one is on her lower back. Her English is fluent and she has real good communication skills which really enhanced the mood. In TS, she applied a liquid soap on me and then massaged me. Paid right amount of attentions on downtown. She tried to make sure everything was fine whenever she moved to the next step of her routine. I'm sure you're going to enjoy playful banter with her. Actually I could tell she is a master in this part. For example, while she was washing my Jimmy she asked me if I could sing a song for her. It Cracked me up! I politely declined but, after TS, she sang a song for me while she was massaging me. And she was so Lovely! I tried to do with her but my voice sounded like rotten so I just hummed while she was singing. She giggled after finishing it.

After massage, she teased my whole back with her lips and it was quite sensual. I turned around. And she did the same actions on me like moving up & down. BJ was passionate. 69 position and it was very hot. Her kitty was right in front of my face / nose and I could see her kitty too was wanting my lips. She intentionally bounced her ass back to coax me into DATY. I had to suck it for a while. Deepthroat was impressive. She did some HJ motion on Jr too. Told her I wanted to go the main event and she started riding on me. Energetic in CG. Jumped on my shaft like a pogo stick. RCG. Then changed position into leap frog doggy for a minute. And then she put her knees on the table with her legs open, back arched. Thrust her ass deep hard and it felt tight. I started moaning and she pounded her ass against Jimmy. Hot towel cleanup and I left there. One of the best FS girls I've met so far. She's a keeper.

[FakeName3]

For those of us not familiar with that area, can you share the name of the AMP? Personally, I'm on a quest for Asian GILF. So if they bait and switch me, it'll be one more activity off my bucket list.

TIA.

Don't know the name they go by now. It used to be called Eastern and is at 11094 Lee Highway D102.

Really wasn't complaining about the service just making fun of their elaborate Bait and Switch routine. To paraphrase My Cousin Vinny. They had two identical providers with the same height, weight, and build, wearing the same black teddy and the same glasses. One was 20 something and the other was 50 something and looked so much alike that in a dark room it's near impossible to tell then apart until the clothes come off.

I might go back because even with the older one I had fun and CBJ, DATO, FIV, and CFS for a $ tip.

Thee menu they showed me did have a four hands option so maybe I will go back and try that. Closest thing to a mother/daughter you will find in an AMP.

[Patch24m]

Finally had a chance to sample Grace at Forever Wellness. I called and asked if she was available and she said yes. So I said, I'll be there in 10 minutes. Upon entering the establishment, Grace met me at the door in a short flowery tight dress. She has a nice tone body, about 5'2", cute face but probably nearing her 50's. Gave her my full donation and off we went to the TS. Usual TS activities but what surprised me was that after she washed my nether regions, she then proceeded to wash my butt with her bare butt. LOL! I jokingly said, turn over? And she laughed. She had me turn over for the rest of the TS and asked me if I would like the same treatment at the front. Why YES please! So basically P2 P in the TS in reverse cowgirl and it kinda slipped in -- ALL THE WAY IN (I looked to make sure! She managed a few pumps in before she resumed the P2 P. Back to the room is the usual Grace treatment that you legends are used to. Her age is a non-factor based on the services you're getting. Needless to say, I will be back to see her again. . 8 to the house and 1. 6 to Grace. Always be nice to the ladies.

[CommandF]

On the way out I asked her where the other girl was and she acted like she didn't understand and refused to talk into my translator. I'm almost tempted to go back just to find out if the young chubby one actually is a provider of just the daughter of the granny luring customers in.

Anyone else get the bait and switch there?

That's bogus but tbh, if I'm going into an AMP, I'm almost resigned to the default that none of these ladies are under 40 for the most part. If any dude believes any ad advertising on bedpage claiming to be young 20 year olds willing to take a creampie, the I have bridge to sell you. The upside at least is that these girls, for better or worse, will be easier to get more for less opposed from orgs. It's a give and take. Kind of a shame that it's like that, I'd probably be more inclined to take certain girls up more on a one time if they just advertised them as such. Ain't nothing wrong needing to hit a MILF / GILF from the back.

Only exceptions are of course the Thai girls occasionally listed there but YMMV and unless you click, service is mechanical.

[TomPayne25]

Today I witnessed the ultimate in bait and switch. I was in Fairfax and drove past the Shell Station realizing I hadn't stopped at the two AMPs in the next building in over a year. Tried the one on the end that had rave reviews from a few seniors last year and it was closed and locked up tight. The realty lockbox on the railing and lack of signage tells me it is closed premaritally. Next stop was the one across from the beard place and that's where bait and switch perfection took place.

I rang the bell and hear interior doors open and close before the outside door opened and was greeted by a beautiful 20 something chubby asian wearing a black teddy and glasses. Chinese and not a word of English she led me into a room and showed me a sign with prices. I gave a 50 for Hhr and a hug but she was not overly friendly. She turned off the light and closed the door while I got undressed and laid face down. In walks the provider and I looked up to see the same chubby Chinese the same black teddy with glasses so I just closed my eyes and enjoyed the ass massage while I rubbed her thigh. She spent 10 min on my ass and balls before she suggested a flip where I realize she was a 50 something Chinese granny. I was ready to bolt but she did make me hard and offered FS for 120 before I talked her down to 100 and agreed.

CBJ, DATY, standing MISH, K9, and back to MISH but the hat she supplied wasn't doing anything for me so she suggested a HJ finish while I FIV her. She kept squeezing her pussy to the point I thought she was going to break my fingers before I released.

For those of us not familiar with that area, can you share the name of the AMP? Personally, I'm on a quest for Asian GILF. So if they bait and switch me, it'll be one more activity off my bucket list.

TIA.

[Metloaf]

MMS just told me that and I hope she delivers. Feeling excited!

Sounds like April 2nd is a date the world is watching for surprises. Report back if this pans out. Wed spa or Wednesday at what location?

[BubbleBoi402]

MMS just told me that and I hope she delivers. Feeling excited!

[MakeMKum]

You chose to take the bait.

I never lie down on the bed before the provider shows up.

Same here. I learned from a bail and switch. Now I sit on the table until the provider returns.

[Caspian33]

I haven't had the pleasure of spending time with Anna. I may have to change that. Thanks for the review.

On a nice Saturday in March, I decided to go to the Ocean. It wasn't this past Saturday. Was before that.

I did meet Anna there. She showed me to a room and helped me get ready for the TS after the normal exchange of 80. We had met before, and she remembers me.

In the TS she gives a thorough cleaning while face down. On the TS flip she is equally thorough and also playful. After putting some water in her mouth, there was a little BBBJ preview. I had a different provides use this technique with warm water before. It is an interesting sensation, and I like it. Drying off, Anna continues to be playful before I robe up and we head back to the room.

The tip was provided up front as I have seen some here recommend. That was kind of nice as there was no discussion or disruption. The main even started right away perhaps because of this approach. She had me face down using her body to give a nice sensual massage. There is a nibbling technique that she used various places that was a different experience for me at an AMP.

Eventually she started to focus on the prime objective as she reached her hand underneath. This led me to raise up and Anna was going at it DATO style. Let's just say that I knew where her hands were. This was genuine and in depth. For me it is a first having had maybe only some light grazing in prior experiences. Not sure how long it went on. Seemed to be several minutes.

So there I am on the table on my hands and knees. Anna flips her position and slides underneath face up to check the equipment and start a great BBBJ. And I have my head down looking back at the whole thing. Good lord was that hot. Maybe too hot. I ended up busting into her mouth while my hand was under her head.

Intermission was some massage. Her technique is fine for me. But I am no massage expert.

Anna suggested trying for round 2 and she was really trying. She gave it a good effort. Unfortunately, I needed a little more time for that. Maybe next time.

Those that like the Ocean will notice that Anna was off last week. She had told me she will be back this week. If so, I will definitely try to make another trip to the Ocean.

[Innuendo]

On a nice Saturday in March, I decided to go to the Ocean. It wasn't this past Saturday. Was before that.

I did meet Anna there. She showed me to a room and helped me get ready for the TS after the normal exchange of 80. We had met before, and she remembers me.

In the TS she gives a thorough cleaning while face down. On the TS flip she is equally thorough and also playful. After putting some water in her mouth, there was a little BBBJ preview. I had a different provides use this technique with warm water before. It is an interesting sensation, and I like it. Drying off, Anna continues to be playful before I robe up and we head back to the room.

The tip was provided up front as I have seen some here recommend. That was kind of nice as there was no discussion or disruption. The main even started right away perhaps because of this approach. She had me face down using her body to give a nice sensual massage. There is a nibbling technique that she used various places that was a different experience for me at an AMP.

Eventually she started to focus on the prime objective as she reached her hand underneath. This led me to raise up and Anna was going at it DATO style. Let's just say that I knew where her hands were. This was genuine and in depth. For me it is a first having had maybe only some light grazing in prior experiences. Not sure how long it went on. Seemed to be several minutes.

So there I am on the table on my hands and knees. Anna flips her position and slides underneath face up to check the equipment and start a great BBBJ. And I have my head down looking back at the whole thing. Good lord was that hot. Maybe too hot. I ended up busting into her mouth while my hand was under her head.

Intermission was some massage. Her technique is fine for me. But I am no massage expert.

Anna suggested trying for round 2 and she was really trying. She gave it a good effort. Unfortunately, I needed a little more time for that. Maybe next time.

Those that like the Ocean will notice that Anna was off last week. She had told me she will be back this week. If so, I will definitely try to make another trip to the Ocean.

[Amsterdam2022]

Today I witnessed the ultimate in bait and switch. I was in Fairfax and drove past the Shell Station realizing I hadn't stopped at the two AMPs in the next building in over a year. Tried the one on the end that had rave reviews from a few seniors last year and it was closed and locked up tight. The realty lockbox on the railing and lack of signage tells me it is closed premaritally. Next stop was the one across from the beard place and that's where bait and switch perfection took place.

I rang the bell and hear interior doors open and close before the outside door opened and was greeted by a beautiful 20 something chubby asian wearing a black teddy and glasses. Chinese and not a word of English she led me into a room and showed me a sign with prices. I gave a 50 for Hhr and a hug but she was not overly friendly. She turned off the light and closed the door while I got undressed and laid face down. In walks the provider and I looked up to see the same chubby Chinese the same black teddy with glasses so I just closed my eyes and enjoyed the ass massage while I rubbed her thigh. She spent 10 min on my ass and balls before she suggested a flip where I realize she was a 50 something Chinese granny. I was ready to bolt but she did make me hard and offered FS for 120 before I talked her down to 100 and agreed.

CBJ, DATY, standing MISH, K9, and back to MISH but the hat she supplied wasn't doing anything for me so she suggested a HJ finish while I FIV her. She kept squeezing her pussy to the point I thought she was going to break my fingers before I released.

On the way out I asked her where the other girl was and she acted like she didn't understand and refused to talk into my translator. I'm almost tempted to go back just to find out if the young chubby one actually is a provider of just the daughter of the granny luring customers in.

Anyone else get the bait and switch there?

You chose to take the bait.

I never lie down on the bed before the provider shows up.

[FakeName3]

Today I witnessed the ultimate in bait and switch. I was in Fairfax and drove past the Shell Station realizing I hadn't stopped at the two AMPs in the next building in over a year. Tried the one on the end that had rave reviews from a few seniors last year and it was closed and locked up tight. The realty lockbox on the railing and lack of signage tells me it is closed premaritally. Next stop was the one across from the beard place and that's where bait and switch perfection took place.

I rang the bell and hear interior doors open and close before the outside door opened and was greeted by a beautiful 20 something chubby asian wearing a black teddy and glasses. Chinese and not a word of English she led me into a room and showed me a sign with prices. I gave a 50 for Hhr and a hug but she was not overly friendly. She turned off the light and closed the door while I got undressed and laid face down. In walks the provider and I looked up to see the same chubby Chinese the same black teddy with glasses so I just closed my eyes and enjoyed the ass massage while I rubbed her thigh. She spent 10 min on my ass and balls before she suggested a flip where I realize she was a 50 something Chinese granny. I was ready to bolt but she did make me hard and offered FS for 120 before I talked her down to 100 and agreed.

CBJ, DATY, standing MISH, K9, and back to MISH but the hat she supplied wasn't doing anything for me so she suggested a HJ finish while I FIV her. She kept squeezing her pussy to the point I thought she was going to break my fingers before I released.

On the way out I asked her where the other girl was and she acted like she didn't understand and refused to talk into my translator. I'm almost tempted to go back just to find out if the young chubby one actually is a provider of just the daughter of the granny luring customers in.

Anyone else get the bait and switch there?

[Metloaf]

Visited with Paola at Empire Fairfax. She had a youthful appearance, maybe her eyes but was pretty unenthusiastic. Asked if I wanted massage and I said yes. After about 5 minutes she turned me over. Some light teasing, then put the cover on and started in doggie before flipping and finishing in mish. As I'm getting dressed she laid there on her phone. Would only repeat in a pinch. Talked house down to. 8 for hh and 1. 4 for cfs.

They facilitate a spot yes, but damn they eating good. Or just plain greedy. First bit upfront then on the back end they nibble again.

They to mention the FHOH and other spots where the owner is an active provider also. Guess we should feel good about the free water and mint candles being offered.

Glad you talked them down, but their getting the last laugh!

[MikeWhiskey]

So I finally had a chance to see Christina when she was close to me. Contacted the handler a day before so I could be her first appointment of the day. I showed up on time and Christina showed up 20 minutes late. But when I laid eyes on her, I forgot about the lateness. She had a nice smile. She seemed in a rush because she was running late. Not sure if she had another appointment lined up. So I gave her 80 house fee and stripped naked so she knows I'm there for business. It basically was an oil rub on the back side, a mini massager and some cold stones? No teasing. Asked me to flip and I was happy to do so. She quoted me 120 for HJ, 160 for CBJ and 260 FS. LOL. I couldn't believe my eyes. The GPS was running through her veins. After I gawked at her prices she countered with 200 FS because she was late and I accepted. Now I'm thinking this is going to be Cecilia or Alejandra level from fhoh. She started with a spirited CBJ. It's CBJ so meh. I muster up wood and want to commence daty. Nope no daty. Her ass is meaty and humongous so I asked if I could dato. She said yes for a little bit. So I hungrily ate her ass thinking there would be better times ahead. So she hops on the table for standing mish and I do a few pumps and couldn't get there. I tell her to go doggie and couldn't do anything with all that ass. You need a 9 in dick fully hard to get past the ass cheeks. Every time I deflated it was like she scolded me. She tried rcg, mish and doggie and I just couldn't get into it. So she suggested HJ and I asked can she do HJ while I dato. Nope. She just stood there jacking and rolling her eyes. Finally I take over and she started shaking her ass and playing with her pussy. I finally blasted off. She provided me clean up supplies and I clean up and she does too. There's no shower in this place. Bid her farewell and regretted my decision. She gave me water and a small piece of candy. Don't get me wrong she was very nice not very talkative because of the language barrier. She's just a money grab. At 200-260 FS I expected more out of her. She looks exactly like the pics, huge tits, huge ass but attitude is 80% of the dream. And who knows it may be a YMMV situation but at her price point she's a one and done for me. I'm sending this out to save you money, like I wish someone had done for me. I know I'm not the only monger who has seen her. Report, if you've seen her.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ulb-65181.html

[Don Roacher]

Sooo I made the trip to Sun Spa Jojo and it is near Chans Kitchen and a bit acrosss 7 eleven. I called them when I was in Vienna and got to Gallows rd pretty quick. They had me waiting untill Lisa was available. We live in such a world where everything is just consume and instant gratification. I caught myself being a little annoyed over a couple of effin minutes. Lisa then gave a warm full body hug and then I was OK LOL. For the following hour, Lisa did well on covering all bases, head to toe. The really bad spots on my back, Lisa was extra careful to apply extra pressure only when appropriate. Had some good showmanship, too, during the HJ. That continued after I got some rubber on so she could suck me off. Lisa's eyes were basically locked onto me and just fucking me, it was hot. I'm getting finessed at that point, but I love it. Went through with the whole course with me giving it to her k9.