Massage Parlor Reports

[MikeWhiskey]

So I finally had a chance to see Christina when she was close to me. Contacted the handler a day before so I could be her first appointment of the day. I showed up on time and Christina showed up 20 minutes late. But when I laid eyes on her, I forgot about the lateness. She had a nice smile. She seemed in a rush because she was running late. Not sure if she had another appointment lined up. So I gave her 80 house fee and stripped naked so she knows I'm there for business. It basically was an oil rub on the back side, a mini massager and some cold stones? No teasing. Asked me to flip and I was happy to do so. She quoted me 120 for HJ, 160 for CBJ and 260 FS. LOL. I couldn't believe my eyes. The GPS was running through her veins. After I gawked at her prices she countered with 200 FS because she was late and I accepted. Now I'm thinking this is going to be Cecilia or Alejandra level from fhoh. She started with a spirited CBJ. It's CBJ so meh. I muster up wood and want to commence daty. Nope no daty. Her ass is meaty and humongous so I asked if I could dato. She said yes for a little bit. So I hungrily ate her ass thinking there would be better times ahead. So she hops on the table for standing mish and I do a few pumps and couldn't get there. I tell her to go doggie and couldn't do anything with all that ass. You need a 9 in dick fully hard to get past the ass cheeks. Every time I deflated it was like she scolded me. She tried rcg, mish and doggie and I just couldn't get into it. So she suggested HJ and I asked can she do HJ while I dato. Nope. She just stood there jacking and rolling her eyes. Finally I take over and she started shaking her ass and playing with her pussy. I finally blasted off. She provided me clean up supplies and I clean up and she does too. There's no shower in this place. Bid her farewell and regretted my decision. She gave me water and a small piece of candy. Don't get me wrong she was very nice not very talkative because of the language barrier. She's just a money grab. At 200-260 FS I expected more out of her. She looks exactly like the pics, huge tits, huge ass but attitude is 80% of the dream. And who knows it may be a YMMV situation but at her price point she's a one and done for me. I'm sending this out to save you money, like I wish someone had done for me. I know I'm not the only monger who has seen her. Report, if you've seen her.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ulb-65181.html

[Don Roacher]

Sooo I made the trip to Sun Spa Jojo and it is near Chans Kitchen and a bit acrosss 7 eleven. I called them when I was in Vienna and got to Gallows rd pretty quick. They had me waiting untill Lisa was available. We live in such a world where everything is just consume and instant gratification. I caught myself being a little annoyed over a couple of effin minutes. Lisa then gave a warm full body hug and then I was OK LOL. For the following hour, Lisa did well on covering all bases, head to toe. The really bad spots on my back, Lisa was extra careful to apply extra pressure only when appropriate. Had some good showmanship, too, during the HJ. That continued after I got some rubber on so she could suck me off. Lisa's eyes were basically locked onto me and just fucking me, it was hot. I'm getting finessed at that point, but I love it. Went through with the whole course with me giving it to her k9.

[Boro540]

Visited with Paola at Empire Fairfax. She had a youthful appearance, maybe her eyes but was pretty unenthusiastic. Asked if I wanted massage and I said yes. After about 5 minutes she turned me over. Some light teasing, then put the cover on and started in doggie before flipping and finishing in mish. As I'm getting dressed she laid there on her phone. Would only repeat in a pinch. Talked house down to. 8 for hh and 1. 4 for cfs.

[Double Jack J]

Called Sun Spa Jojo in Vienna on D Gallows rd while on the drive home.

Still had to wait a few minutes till Mary was available to take me in.

Was a bit annoyed but got over it real quick. 1st world problems lul. Mary did say sorry and gave some grabby reassurance. Said that she would take care of me.

And yeah she was all gas and no breaks the whole hour. A complete head to toe massage. Been having my lumbar nagging and nagging but Mary put in some extra elbow grease into it and did some nice over reaching down south for the tease. Had some good showmanship too during the HJ and BBBJ. Kept eyes locked onto me as she devoured my junior. Kept switching things up so there was never really a dull moment. I'm like ok you finessed me here's your damn money hahaa.

First time and I thought it was good. Maybe I'll try some other things next time.

I'm very tempted to try them out.

Is Sun Spa Jojo the one near Chans Kitchen and kinda across 7 eleven?

Correcto mundo, yeah that's the one. You'll love it.

[Passers]

First time in this town and visited Forever spa. Lots of parking spot on Sat. Grace took me in a room. She must be in her late 40's. I paid upfront for FS. Mom body with some fat on her belly but Iliked her smile and good shape. She got naked in TS and offered an amazing nuru table shower. It was SUPER Sensual and I got hard. She teased caressed my body here and there like a snake! I heard if I didn't up front the tip, I wouldn't get the nuru slide. Because it's only for a FS client or her regulars. She had me get on all fours and licked poked stung the target on my backdoor and it was very hot. She said NO-FIV. But she was ok with DATY. Actually she loved it! In the actions, she was a real Big-Dick-taker. She hopped on the table and then bounced on my dick. She never complained about my dick too big. Actually many had taken just half of it but she could take the full length in. Fuel injected in Doggy. Will repeat her before I go back to NJ.

[Amsterdam2022]

In the user section below is a thread for L1 and Therapeutic Massage, you might look there.

What is L1? And can I have the address please. My K9 dog is not trained to search for good parlors.

[Assman To You]

I've seen a younger woman recently at Arlington. Goes by Lolo and Suzy (I think Lolo is the name to ask on the phone), Good body to body, likes to lick before you flip. Nice bouncy natural-feeling tits. House plus 1. 4 for CFS.

Lotto used to be at this place but I'm going way back.

[FakeName3]

Casp you shouldn't be upset with fellow monger, even if everything you say is accurate. Sounds like if no appointment was made and that call came in you were short. These ho's chasing paper not feelings. So your courtesy post should be to us and mention the provider and location. So we can be aware of their practices. Because I doubt you have access to appointment book and that text / phone was shared with you. Because the only disrespect was from her to your time, you, and wallet.

Feel bad but I understand all aspects of the people involved. But you have to weakest point.

I agree completely. The only one to blame here is the provider. Every monger, I'm sure, has felt the urge and cold called or walked in to an AMP, and its the providers responsibility to say busy come back later. I would wager the provider was Chinese and not Korean as I have found KAMPS to have a bit more integrity.

Years ago I called to make an appointment at a KAMP for the first time where the provider was reported to do BBFSCIP. Not common in preCOVID Va. She said 15 minutes but when I arrived on time she answered the door and said "busy come back". I'm like what? I just talked to you and you said 15 min. She dropped me off in an empty room and then went next door and I could hear her berate the fellow monger through the walls. He confessed that he had not been the one that called so she told him to get dressed and kicked him out. She came back and apologized before giving me a great BBFSCIP session without interruption. That KAMP gained a regular customer (me) that day.

Please identify the offending AMP and provider so fellow mongers don't endure this kind of treatment.

[TheOuroboros]

Casp you shouldn't be upset with fellow monger, even if everything you say is accurate. Sounds like if no appointment was made and that call came in you were short. These ho's chasing paper not feelings. So your courtesy post should be to us and mention the provider and location. So we can be aware of their practices. Because I doubt you have access to appointment book and that text / phone was shared with you. Because the only disrespect was from her to your time, you, and wallet.

Feel bad but I understand all aspects of the people involved. But you have to weakest point.

Casp, now you know who you bumped into! Met here took your place in line.

I'm kidding ofc. But loaf brings up a solid point here. By not naming the establishment or girl, there's nothing that can be resolved from this miserable experience. By naming the establishment and the girl, you can get revenge from the grave so to speak as other mongers here won't use her or the establishment. At least in theory here, but what she did was toss you aside in the hopes of making an extra buck. But these girls aren't very good at math, because by stiffing you and you reporting this on the board properly, she'll not only lose out forever on your money but everyone else's as well. That's how you can win in this scenario.

[Metloaf]

Just a personal observation, for the monger that bumped me on Monday the 24th.

My appointment with a therapist was at 10:00 am. Your appointment was at 11:30 am.

Don't show up at 10:30 and expect to be taken care of. Texting the therapist directly and bypassing the MMS.

Really pissed me off you cut my session short.

All because she said you tip well, and if she doesn't take you someone else will.

Casp you shouldn't be upset with fellow monger, even if everything you say is accurate. Sounds like if no appointment was made and that call came in you were short. These ho's chasing paper not feelings. So your courtesy post should be to us and mention the provider and location. So we can be aware of their practices. Because I doubt you have access to appointment book and that text / phone was shared with you. Because the only disrespect was from her to your time, you, and wallet.

Feel bad but I understand all aspects of the people involved. But you have to weakest point.

[Caspian33]

Just a personal observation, for the monger that bumped me on Monday the 24th.

My appointment with a therapist was at 10:00 am. Your appointment was at 11:30 am.

Don't show up at 10:30 and expect to be taken care of. Texting the therapist directly and bypassing the MMS.

Really pissed me off you cut my session short.

All because she said you tip well, and if she doesn't take you someone else will.

[MeatyLabia]

Forever Wellness is my favorite spot in that building. Maybe the only place having a table shower which is super clean. Saw Grace first. Lots of teasing & caressing to please Jimmy. She used her hands & lips both and I almost lost it. Her tongue action is very nice. Giving special attention all around the area before actually going head-first and boys. DEEP attention. Loved every moment of it and laid back. I have always enjoyed DATY but she had me ready for those fireworks pretty fucking fast. So switched positions. Laid her back, and brought out my cover and ointment and the action went down immediately. Filled the bag and she got surprised about the quite big portions I'd saved for a week.

Took a 10 min break and then Bibi came in. Older than Grace. But she knew the drill. Playful shower, very good massage as always, and as you all know, once the soft touch begins, EVERY abbreviation is on the table. She went with a nice rimming session with a BBJ from behind. She didn't rush. Turned around and she used her jugs nicely to help Jimmy to recoup his strength. Asked for more BBBJ and I could see he got back to his full strength. Entered her from behind and went deep inside her. She cleaned me up good and finished with a post cum massage which is always a nice touch.

House + $. 2 tip for each provider.

[SteveSmithAbq]

Wanted to start with I use to be a senior member here with many posts over many years, but I deleted my account after the Tyson pii scare in NVA media reports.

Had a craving for Latina today. I typically dine Thai. Really miss Milin and Leona. Anyways, I started texting the link below and they responded with having two locations, Tysons and ffx. I asked for pics of who was available at Tysons and what I got was 2-3 pics of what I would consider bbws. So I asked if they had any that were thin and they stated yes in ffx. They sent me a photo with two bbws and two cute thin Latinas. So I started driving to the address and arrived to an office building. The suite is labeled like office supplies and when the vator opened the double doors to the suite were wide open, glass walls looking into lobby, a dude at the front desk, with 3-4 people sitting in the lobby. It looked like normal folks sitting in a doctor's office. It was not discreet enough for me, so I left.

I still wanted the itch so on the way home I stopped at fhoh remembering a pretty decent prior experience with a semi bbw that ended with a BBBJCIM. I tried texting them first but they never responded. When I got there an older woman from the back greeted me stated it was 80 for 30 minutes (lame) and either she would be the provider or Erika. I went with erika who looked thin with fat face. I'm shown to the room and left there for 10 minutes and Erika comes back. 20 minutes of an over oiled zero motivation back rub that was basically lightly running hands back and forth and she asked for flip. She asked if I wanted a massage below and I asked what else was offered. She said FS was 200 and she doesn't offer any bjs period. I should've left but I didn't. Under her attire she was pretty. Tan skin, thin waist, flat stomach, man made full c's, and a bubble butt. Probably 5'7 135 ish brunette. I wasn't expecting her to be that hot but she had tons of tats and I wasn't a fan. She gave a really lack luster HJ and wrapped me up soft. Five minutes of Mish and five of doggy. At this point I was just trying to get it over with a I'm not even fully hard. Then she barely wipes me down to clean me up and hands me a balled up paper towel with the full rubber inside and asks me to take it with me. I'll likely not be back. Way to much for the effort and rules. She was at least nice to me but just didn't want to be there.

If any of you are willing to PM me or reply with info on young cinnamon tanned thin Latinas or Thai I'd appreciate it. I don't typically do parlors but I'm open to parlors or escorts. Also if you know any decent looking providers that'll give a decent deepthroat BBBJCIM I'd be thankful. I'm in moco md and getting any decent talent that's not a bait and switch is impossible and most don't have any reviews. I prefer not to gamble so I play in VA. Hope this helps someone. Stay safe.

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/5716633969

Thanks for the detailed review. It's too bad about FHOH. They used to have great providers.

I don't know if you're looking for spinner like thin Latinas, but you could try Mia at Latin med spa (https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...spa-70655.html) - her photos are accurate. Also, Alejandra from FHOH is now Michelle there. She'll give you a very enthusiastic BBBJCIM. Her photos are accurate as well.

Like all other Latin places, there is no shower!

[Wrangler1984]

Wanted to start with I use to be a senior member here with many posts over many years, but I deleted my account after the Tyson pii scare in NVA media reports.

Had a craving for Latina today. I typically dine Thai. Really miss Milin and Leona. Anyways, I started texting the link below and they responded with having two locations, Tysons and ffx. I asked for pics of who was available at Tysons and what I got was 2-3 pics of what I would consider bbws. So I asked if they had any that were thin and they stated yes in ffx. They sent me a photo with two bbws and two cute thin Latinas. So I started driving to the address and arrived to an office building. The suite is labeled like office supplies and when the vator opened the double doors to the suite were wide open, glass walls looking into lobby, a dude at the front desk, with 3-4 people sitting in the lobby. It looked like normal folks sitting in a doctor's office. It was not discreet enough for me, so I left.

I still wanted the itch so on the way home I stopped at fhoh remembering a pretty decent prior experience with a semi bbw that ended with a BBBJCIM. I tried texting them first but they never responded. When I got there an older woman from the back greeted me stated it was 80 for 30 minutes (lame) and either she would be the provider or Erika. I went with erika who looked thin with fat face. I'm shown to the room and left there for 10 minutes and Erika comes back. 20 minutes of an over oiled zero motivation back rub that was basically lightly running hands back and forth and she asked for flip. She asked if I wanted a massage below and I asked what else was offered. She said FS was 200 and she doesn't offer any bjs period. I should've left but I didn't. Under her attire she was pretty. Tan skin, thin waist, flat stomach, man made full c's, and a bubble butt. Probably 5'7 135 ish brunette. I wasn't expecting her to be that hot but she had tons of tats and I wasn't a fan. She gave a really lack luster HJ and wrapped me up soft. Five minutes of Mish and five of doggy. At this point I was just trying to get it over with a I'm not even fully hard. Then she barely wipes me down to clean me up and hands me a balled up paper towel with the full rubber inside and asks me to take it with me. I'll likely not be back. Way to much for the effort and rules. She was at least nice to me but just didn't want to be there.

If any of you are willing to PM me or reply with info on young cinnamon tanned thin Latinas or Thai I'd appreciate it. I don't typically do parlors but I'm open to parlors or escorts. Also if you know any decent looking providers that'll give a decent deepthroat BBBJCIM I'd be thankful. I'm in moco md and getting any decent talent that's not a bait and switch is impossible and most don't have any reviews. I prefer not to gamble so I play in VA. Hope this helps someone. Stay safe.

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/5716633969

[TitansQB]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ar.../13229888.html

Looks fake and no FS.

But the pretty tits got me inquiring has anyone dreamed on this?

Yes, I can see the appeal but if it's TGTBT, then avoid. The pics aren't all from the same sitting. Full face pics are unusual. Lots of warning bells going off.