Massage Parlor Reports

[WBurton]

Anyone know details about what went down at sxl yesterday.

It was the Health Dept got a message from them also about the whole ordeal with one of their Superstar Performers. But SXL is open as usual just wear your rain coats fellas.

[WBurton]

I went and saw her last night. I showed her the pics and she said yes they were her and yes she was picking dandelions.

She is a lot of Fun.

Treat her right guys.

[JonJon5456]

Got more pics and even text where she said they like road vegetables. See pic it's her I attached my text.
.Back and forth with her this morning also have more pics and video it's 1000% her.

I went and saw her last night. I showed her the pics and she said yes they were her and yes she was picking dandelions.

[JasonWi]

No time to stay but was nearby so popped in to check the talent.

Short curvy Asian, decent looking, 30's.

But what really caught my eye was Valentina. Said she's from Cuba and does speak better Spanish than English. Petite with great smile.

Searched forum for her name and there was a Valentina 15 months ago at Orange but pretty sure she's different girl. Anyone been here? I hope to return.

[EscortVeiwer03]

I got rimming and bbj the first time I saw her. I tipped her $60.

Ditto. I shaved my bhole beforehand and I didn't even need to ask. I tipped 70 but. Same deal.

[SpaGuy21]

TOFTT at Sound Spa. If you like'm on the bigger side, ask for Wendy. Woof.
Doubt it will last.

Had to go and check it out for myself. Texted and said I'd be there soon I want to see Wendy.

Arrived and was greeted at door by mid 20's thick Asian girl in a school girl skirt. I assumed it was Wendy. . 5 for 1/2 hour.

Only L1 was offered w / a little tit play, and OTC touching. Ok time 60 tip.
FS was not an option w / Anissa. I tried.
YMMV. But like I said I'd go back to check out Wendy.

Got a chance to go back and visit Wendy. She is a big girl and carries it well (especially in her skimpy school girl outfit). Good time / would repeat as there is definitely more on the table, just got to work on it a little more.60/ tip.

Saw a few reports of her recently and she's closeby so thought I'd check her out. I came with $160 for a fun time and I had one. Probably overpaid which I swear is my MO but as described she's a thick asian girl with big hanging naturals. She said no FS or BJ but she gets into it

So this is another spot I've checked out in the past, but never reported on. Their ads first started popping up on CL, probably last November, though very intermittently and they stopped altogether for a bit before the more regular and recurring ads. Anyways, this was probably sometime in November or December so the info is dated but maybe will provide a little insight.

Always on the hunt, I decided to check this spot out after seeing those ads and went in cold. Went in and saw a pretty cute provider (no idea her name), barely any English wearing a short, frilly skirt. She was thinner but nice legs and butt, probably early or right around 30 ish, small Bs. I think I went in on a recon mission cause I didn't have cash on me but after seeing her I was thinking, heck, why not. She didn't hide the services and right off the bat she was like "160 everything massage". I remember thinking, if she approaches every customer that walks in like this, they're going to get busted soon. Anyways, left to grab cash, was back 20 minutes later and we banged. Pretty nice body, hairy cooch, playful attitude the only slight turnoff was her prolapsed pooper. Not horribly but noticeable, probably why she was apprehensive when I asked for doggy. Anyways, all in all, I though it was a win. For the price, younger provider, all in. I tried contacting them a couple weeks later and they directed me to the jack shack at 39 XX Pulaski, so I passed. I drove past a month or two later and lights were off, so I wrote them off as well. Think that's why I didn't report on them.

I'm sure it's the same org running the shop, so L3 has been had and considering the affiliation to the Pulaski location (which I've never been) I'd say it's got to be a sure thing. Maybe I'll check out the chubby schoolgirl, not usually my thing, but willing to TOFTT and break her in right, hahaha!

[IMissCutler]

I had FS with lala a while back, I used to hit up Belmont and Irving spots years ago, than I got addicted to Chinatown girls all over archer, and apartments. The north side spots have more chicks in their late thirtiesto early 40's. I used to try Lotus on diversy 60 XX block. It sucks to travel all the way to chinatown when you live in north burbs of chicago.

I remember years ago when lotus on Irving first opened up with Lala. It was east of kimball. I got a Groupon for there and it cost me $1. 90 for a 1 hour massage because of discounts and crap. Brought a tip and had fun. I previously dropped in there before buying it and knew the place wasn't legit. And then when the second lotus opened at diversey and Austin that's where I met the thick huge natural tit lily and started my love her huge tits but hate how she can sometimes have a shit attitude and want to rush you encounters with her.

You can find some gems at these pps spots at times.

If anyone likes girls that are like 4'10 check out Amy at 50 xx w diversey. She was cute and tried hard but a huge language barrier.

[Biliator]

Anyone know details about what went down at sxl yesterday.

[Dbry4281]

I had FS with lala a while back, I used to hit up Belmont and Irving spots years ago, than I got addicted to Chinatown girls all over archer, and apartments. The north side spots have more chicks in their late thirtiesto early 40's. I used to try Lotus on diversy 60 XX block. It sucks to travel all the way to chinatown when you live in north burbs of chicago.

I tried to see this Sasha today and a girl answered the door who was probably a full c. Decent personality but wouldn't budge from 2 even when I explained I didn't want FS. Didn't see who else was there. Tried to hit up some other Fullerton Ave shops and Lala was at the 53 xx w Fullerton one. Chatted for a min and told her I needed huge tits. She recommended 52 xx Irving but that wasn't on my way. 60 xx w Belmont had an older Asian with some nice tits that dropped once out of the bra. They were big but she wasn't the best. Communication sucked but she negotiated down to 1. 2 total for massage and Russian. Massage was quick but Russian lasted a while and did different positions for it. I wouldn't repeat based on communication and age but her tits were big. No clue when that places does a rotation.

[IMissCutler]

Texted sasha, said she was at 30 XX armitage. I googled it said it was chicago spa llc. I might pop in see how it is. Check out some other girls $$ benjis, is what I need FS 1 hr.

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I tried to see this Sasha today and a girl answered the door who was probably a full c. Decent personality but wouldn't budge from 2 even when I explained I didn't want FS. Didn't see who else was there. Tried to hit up some other Fullerton Ave shops and Lala was at the 53 xx w Fullerton one. Chatted for a min and told her I needed huge tits. She recommended 52 xx Irving but that wasn't on my way. 60 xx w Belmont had an older Asian with some nice tits that dropped once out of the bra. They were big but she wasn't the best. Communication sucked but she negotiated down to 1. 2 total for massage and Russian. Massage was quick but Russian lasted a while and did different positions for it. I wouldn't repeat based on communication and age but her tits were big. No clue when that places does a rotation.

[LessNaruto]

No BBBJs to be had in that area, but Body Focus which is right down the street (Washington & Michigan) is a reliable HJ spot.

Any more info on Body Focus? It's down the street from my work and would be a great lunch break spot.

[Ohhi773]

New rotation at Orange started and I couldn't resist checking out Mimi or Jenny. Booker suggested Mimi.

Legit photos. Tall, lean, and beautiful. Flat stomach and small perkys. Upbeat personality, lots of giggling and overall good attitude.

After a quick standing shower, back in the room. My new thing is to stay standing, hug and make out a bit. A lot of lfk, not to much dfk. Dropped to her knees and gave a hella of a BBBJ, wet and great suction. A lot of no hands, some light FF I didn't want to over do it.

She's grabs the cover I sit down, more lfk then a push her head down for more BBBJ.

Seated cowgirl which is rare for me. Even picked her up but I could tell she wasn't primed for that yet. Standing mish was great. Avg tightness. Side mish, then doggy. She's very expressive and could handle some depth with short breaks. Definitely tighter in doggy.

On to cowgirl, we had good coordination of my pumps and hers. Finished in mish legs in the air to a glorious finish.

She was a good time. I'd recommend and repeat. Although I'll see Jenny next time. She's the one in the blue dress. Accurate pics. Mimi is taller, Jenny is more spinner type. Both are beautiful imo.

[Dbry4281]

Texted sasha, said she was at 30 XX armitage. I googled it said it was chicago spa llc. I might pop in see how it is. Check out some other girls $$ benjis, is what I need FS 1 hr.

Decided to stay north, stopped back into Asian Spa chicago, yes that's the name when you google there address. This was my second time there. Its on fullerton near Central ave. I Was greeted by 40 year old Asian named Sasha, said she was from Taiwan. Never been with a tawainese chick, face did have cute look to it. No surgery. Huge ds perky, pink nipples Put down $$ Benji said I want FS 1 hr. She didn't hesitate, looked happy. No house fee even talked about. Northside spots are less busy, than Chinatown jack shacks. She was about 5-5, toned ass, nice, little baby damage on tummy no big deal.

I got a decent massage, on the flip, asked if wanted suck without condom, I opted for CBJ. Ok skills. Pussy was tight, she knows how to do muscle squeeze on the cock. Not alot of hair on puss. No lfk, I hit all positions. She didn't rush me, I hit it for 45 minutes, than took a shower, in small bathroom in back. Saw another chick in another room who look like the Pic that was sent by booker. The Pic they sent was of the other girl.

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[ConfuciusMan]

Sounds like they are slow. When market gets tight. Guys start looking for value add. Those girls want to charge more than 150.

They pay for reviews like most of tge other shops. I doubt they're that busy they ask for exorbitant prices. Likewise Mia wanted $150 for me to see her mosquito bites I just left.

[SpaGuy21]

Only thing in that field is rat shit- Mud- legionnaires water and maybe a dead bird.

Speaking as a guy who had a couple of Euell Gibbons field guides as a kid, dandelion greens are better when they are young and tender (just like hookers, but not too young in the latter case), but it sounds like these women are making spring tonics along the lines of Chinese traditional medicine bullshit.

Suffice it to say that if they want food they can afford to go across the street to the grocery store or even a good steak house. These girls aren't starving.

Maybe this needs to be moved under the "Monger Munchies" thread. Some of you guys can throw out some tips on vacant lots, the random forest preserve or local park overrun with "street veggies", hahaha. That way these chicks aren't picking through cigarette butts, empty ketchup packets and dead pigeons for their "medicine", hahaha.

You know, Whole Foods carries a bunch of the hippie, edible flower crap too. No reason these girls should be picking through overly polluted "gardens". Then again, might be more similar to what's found in the sprawling metropolises of China. Who knows. Shrug.