Massage Parlor Reports

**Gopher88** · 03-26-25 10:25

Originally Posted by Mitsom [View Original Post]

Had an itch that needed scratching and was in the mood for a good massage with a standard finish. Decided to head over to Yuanyuan. Expected the petite granny to answer who dresses like she's 20. But to my surprise a very cute late 30's early 40's woman answers. Later found out she goes by Amy. There was another girl there too who looked about the same age but didn't get good eyes on her as I was captivated by Amys C / D looking rack and pretty face.

$65 door fee. Takes me to the room and gives a pretty damn good massage / body rub. I'd give it an 8 of 10. At one point she climbs up on the head of the table and her crotch is over the back of my head under her skirt and she's basically using her arms like roller pins in a way I've never had before. Felt great. She hit some good pressure points and such too. Really good mix of Swedish and body rub. No teasing however. So at one point I complemented her technique while I reached around and patted her butt to no objections so felt like jr was leaving happy.

On the flip she pops the question. Offered her $80. Then told her I want the girls out. She wants $20 more. Pulls up the shirt and bra and out pops some nice C cup floppers which I sucked on a bit. Then she does a good job stroking jr to the finish line while taking instruction well of licking my nips while I squeeze her little butt. Got the hot towel and cleaned me up. I asked her with the universal thumb to mouth symbol if she sucks to which she emphatically said no. Fair enough. Then to her credit finished up with a great head, neck and shoulders massage. Left with a smile and a little water bottle.

Also want to note, the place looked different. There used to be some foot massage beds at the entrance that were gone. So I'm not sure if the ownership has changed here or what but the cuteish granny with the thigh high boots was no where to be found.

No hint of where this place is? Are a name of this place? Are her name hint?

**Gopher88** · 03-26-25 10:15

Originally Posted by Biliator [View Original Post]

She has never demanded a specific tip from me. But I gave her $120 tip yesterday for excellent BBBJ and great teasing in the table shower. She's always happy.

Best table shower ever. Teasing BBBJ. Rimming.

**Gopher88** · 03-26-25 10:01

[QUOTE=Mojitousa;7237282]Yeah, she never has asked me for a specific tip either, but I always give her $100.00 for her excellent BBBJCIM and rim service. You're making me look bad, Biliator, LOL!
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I been seeing her 25 years always been good. She never ask for money.
i new her at fore different locations

**Gopher88** · 03-26-25 09:48

Originally Posted by WBurton [View Original Post]

The place is really wild like you said. Always feel like I'm going to get shot in there way too much traffic for my taste but always a good time so got to take the good with the bad I always exit through the back door into the alley LOL.

White Castle where?

**Amplitude** · 03-26-25 02:36

I don't know why I didn't have the out of comfort-zone balls to divert, but timing to a downtown meeting was easier for SXL. I'd phoned ahead whether my PSE Cindy was back but not for Tuesday. Damn. But phone gal Asian (usually beats papa phone) said Amy and Jenny were new.

Amy is tall with a recent pooch. 5'10 easy. Jenny, no. So I let Amy shower me up to see what gives. She does have decent tights-covered tits. But not a hint in the shower.

I asked her straight up about everything once in the room but she sweetly deflected to "I make you comfortable. ".

Disappointment.

So she suggested she'd send in someone else. No problem. Enter Bebe. Well, certainly not a day ender because she does a fine BBBJ, covered cowgal / mish back to BBBJTC. But not what I'd hoped-for. Painless at two on top of the House.

Bebe intelligence: the two new gals are straight massage.

**WBurton** · 03-25-25 20:49

Originally Posted by Mitsom [View Original Post]

You are correct sir. I'm talking about Ashland Perfect. Where you walk out and stare into the headlights of someone in the White Castle drive thru.

The place is really wild like you said. Always feel like I'm going to get shot in there way too much traffic for my taste but always a good time so got to take the good with the bad I always exit through the back door into the alley LOL.

**WBurton** · 03-25-25 20:46

Originally Posted by Mitsom [View Original Post]

Across from a tire place? I've looked it up and seems legit af but never been.

I've been to almost every spa in Chinatown and surrounding area- if you are talking about the place across from Metropolitan Vet then yes you will get an L1 only here but a late 40's very average looking Asian woman. I think they also own the piano lesson place next door as well.

**Mitsom** · 03-25-25 20:32

Originally Posted by DiningAround [View Original Post]

Anyone have any luck at the Parlor on E. 16th Street near SXL. I pass it frequently and curious if the fun is the same or close to SXL.

Across from a tire place? I've looked it up and seems legit af but never been.

**Mitsom** · 03-25-25 20:22

Originally Posted by OliverCloseoff [View Original Post]

Do Indian massage parlors exist in Chicago? I've always wanted to have fun with one of those desi women.

Never heard of even a legit Indian massage parlor. Or an Indian working at an asian one. Very conservative culture. Consequences would be severe from family and friends if they were ever found out. And they are almost always married young. Muslim / Hindu.

It is funny how Chinese women are up there with Samsung as a chief export to the US. I was just in Vegas a few weeks ago and hit up a spot there. Same vibes as here. Left a review on their page for anyone interested. Same price point BTW. But I doubt you'll find any Indian parlors. If you do please report back LOL.

**DiningAround** · 03-25-25 18:30

Anyone have any luck at the Parlor on E. 16th Street near SXL. I pass it frequently and curious if the fun is the same or close to SXL.

**Mitsom** · 03-25-25 17:38

Originally Posted by WBurton [View Original Post]

Think you are talking about Ashland Perfect. Archer Perfect is supposedly closed but still see customers out the side door but think you were at Ashland Perfect.

You are correct sir. I'm talking about Ashland Perfect. Where you walk out and stare into the headlights of someone in the White Castle drive thru.

**HappyGardener** · 03-25-25 15:12

Originally Posted by Biliator [View Original Post]

She has never demanded a specific tip from me. But I gave her $120 tip yesterday for excellent BBBJ and great teasing in the table shower. She's always happy.

She's never asked me for money. I give her whatever she asks for a half hour and then leave $100 or $120 for the TS, BBBJ and rimming.

**OliverCloseoff** · 03-25-25 13:00

Do Indian massage parlors exist in Chicago? I've always wanted to have fun with one of those desi women.

**Mojitousa** · 03-25-25 12:36

Originally Posted by Biliator [View Original Post]

She has never demanded a specific tip from me. But I gave her $120 tip yesterday for excellent BBBJ and great teasing in the table shower. She's always happy.

Yeah, she never has asked me for a specific tip either, but I always give her $100.00 for her excellent BBBJCIM and rim service. You're making me look bad, Biliator, LOL!

**WBurton** · 03-25-25 12:05

Originally Posted by Mitsom [View Original Post]

So first of all after trying to hit Rose again this eve (after saying I wouldn't) and nobody came to the door I decided to try Archer Perfect for the first time. I do like that you can just walk in and not wait on the street. But man this place is a revolving door. It's like Disney Land for Mongers. Way too much traffic for me and here's why.

I get in and go to the room with girl who greeted me. $65 door fee. Petite. Not super hot in the face but cute. Nice C naturals. Never got her name. I tell her I want to use the bathroom. When I come out one of you is making a commotion in the hall. Two women (including mine) arguing with him along with a shirtless asian dude who was poking out of one of the rooms. All over a Zelle payment being verified. This went on for a while and I'm in the room watching on the monitor while I hear another chick getting pounded in the room next door. Meanwhile another dude who's session is over walks out pass them but then for whatever reason is just hanging out in the lobby.

Finally she comes back to the room and shows me on her translator the words "That guy is always trouble". I shake my head and say "cash". And she nods emphatically. But then she has to go back out and manage this dude hanging out in the lobby taking 10 minutes to put his shoes on. They're talking about something then she comes back. I have $200 just sitting on the table and she smiles and hugs me. But then while we are undressing she's watching this dude in the lobby on the monitor saying "Go. Go. " Finally he walks out and we get down to business..

Think you are talking about Ashland Perfect. Archer Perfect is supposedly closed but still see customers out the side door but think you were at Ashland Perfect.