Massage Parlor Reports

[Mitsom]

So first of all after trying to hit Rose again this eve (after saying I wouldn't) and nobody came to the door I decided to try Archer Perfect for the first time. I do like that you can just walk in and not wait on the street. But man this place is a revolving door. It's like Disney Land for Mongers. Way too much traffic for me and here's why.

I get in and go to the room with girl who greeted me. $65 door fee. Petite. Not super hot in the face but cute. Nice C naturals. Never got her name. I tell her I want to use the bathroom. When I come out one of you is making a commotion in the hall. Two women (including mine) arguing with him along with a shirtless asian dude who was poking out of one of the rooms. All over a Zelle payment being verified. This went on for a while and I'm in the room watching on the monitor while I hear another chick getting pounded in the room next door. Meanwhile another dude who's session is over walks out pass them but then for whatever reason is just hanging out in the lobby.

Finally she comes back to the room and shows me on her translator the words "That guy is always trouble". I shake my head and say "cash". And she nods emphatically. But then she has to go back out and manage this dude hanging out in the lobby taking 10 minutes to put his shoes on. They're talking about something then she comes back. I have $200 just sitting on the table and she smiles and hugs me. But then while we are undressing she's watching this dude in the lobby on the monitor saying "Go. Go. " Finally he walks out and we get down to business. But this is like 15 min after I arrive. I don't have to go too much into detail because this place is well reviewed and I never even got her name. I will say it was a very good session though and she was enthusiastic and sensual and I busted all over the boobs.

But here's what I want to say. Guys have some etiquette please. Like what are you even doing trying to pay with credit cards and Zelle? It just mucks up the process. I see someone below asked why places take a CC for door fee but not services. Think about it. Who get's a $300 massage? What do you think happens if one of these places gets busted and LEO looks at the ledgers? And Zelle? Like what is so hard about going to an ATM? Have people forgotten how to use them? I just don't get it. You really want to have a charge for prostitution on your credit card or bank ledger? And to the guy who was just hanging in the lobby looking around like it's the Art Institute. Bro you got your moneys worth, just leave already.

I've really never seen such tomfoolery going on in one of these places. So that's the problem with high volume places like Archer Perfect. Higher volume of knuckle heads. Let's get it together guys so the process goes smoothly for everyone. Also, these girls really respect when you come in and act like you know. And it comes back in the service you get. That's why I don't bother trying to lowball them. Dang, talk about amateur hour.

Ok, off my soapbox. Also probably taking a break after this session. Been going pretty hot and heavy. Stay safe out there guys and try thinking a little more with the big head.

[Biliator]

What's the damage? I might just pull the trigger just to see what's she's all about.

She has never demanded a specific tip from me. But I gave her $120 tip yesterday for excellent BBBJ and great teasing in the table shower. She's always happy.

[CantSlowDown]

Pretty much all spots I went to take cash or Zelle only, does anyone know any spa that takes credit cards?

I got a BBJ from sunny and sxl and while they took credit for the door fee she said cash only for service.

30 min.

60 door fee.

$.80 for hhr.

Great head but cheaper places like orange and more variety.

[CornCobMaker]

Hey I'm sorry I'm getting tired of the same old ass ladies. I'm looking for younger ladies. And skinny some of y'all promoting the same old ladies that I dumped my load on time after time. I need something new. Also I'm not stepping foot in Orange it's too open for me as in viewable.

Check out Harmony. I don't have a particular name for you, but went there recently and got a view of what was on offer. Every girl I saw was fit, attractive, and under 40 (some looked to be in their 20's). Also, Broadway Spa had a bunch of young skinny girls last time I went. Finally, if you're okay with an overpriced L1, Amy at Grand Spa is an option.

[WhoIsHe]

Judy gets plenty of publicity here but. I've been seeing here for five or six years or so (probs to ORD Lover for first introducing me to the "Judy experience") . And went to see her again today. I'm a south sider, so Belmont Ave. Is enough of a pain that I only get up there a couple times a year now, but always a toe-curling experience. I'm at an age where "completion" in a tug shack is not always guaranteed, but with Judy, it's automatic. Lie back, relax, and within a few minutes, I'm filling her mouth with a hot load. Today was every bit as good as usual. She's no youngster as anyone who reads this forum knows, but she's sweet and awfully damn talented. Enjoy!

What's the damage? I might just pull the trigger just to see what's she's all about.

[WBurton]

Got a text from YoYo late Sunday telling me to come visit her. Told her I could come Monday and she said some early no customers and told me they are open 24/7.

Got there this morning at 8:30 and was greeted by YoYo on a sexy 2 piece sleepwear. She asked 1 or.

2 girl and said just 1 had an Amazing 30 minutes session that included lots of Bare BJ and also some bare pumps in the V before getting the Durex slapped on.

Went to town for a good 20 minutes tossing her little body all over the table and asked if I could finish on her D man mades and offered her $20 more.

Another great session $220 with extra tips. If this place wasn't such a shit hole it would be my go to spot.

[WBurton]

Hey I'm sorry I'm getting tired of the same old ass ladies. I'm looking for younger ladies. And skinny some of y'all promoting the same old ladies that I dumped my load on time after time. I need something new. Also I'm not stepping foot in Orange it's too open for me as in viewable.

Try Emily at SXL young 27 spinner body and amazing service and super cute and friendly she is the best in Chicago.

[SonnyBlack85]

Hey I'm sorry I'm getting tired of the same old ass ladies. I'm looking for younger ladies. And skinny some of y'all promoting the same old ladies that I dumped my load on time after time. I need something new. Also I'm not stepping foot in Orange it's too open for me as in viewable.

[Mojitousa]

Yes, they are, but vintage.

Yeah, they're kind of sagging these days. Still suckable nipples, though. LOL.

[Biliator]

Judy gets plenty of publicity here but. I've been seeing here for five or six years or so (probs to ORD Lover for first introducing me to the "Judy experience") . And went to see her again today. I'm a south sider, so Belmont Ave. Is enough of a pain that I only get up there a couple times a year now, but always a toe-curling experience. I'm at an age where "completion" in a tug shack is not always guaranteed, but with Judy, it's automatic. Lie back, relax, and within a few minutes, I'm filling her mouth with a hot load. Today was every bit as good as usual. She's no youngster as anyone who reads this forum knows, but she's sweet and awfully damn talented. Enjoy!

[Wdoe1454]

Ill be visiting next week for work. Have seen several spa names mentioned here but when I google them there's several lised. Can someone pm how I can contact "Orange"? Or if anyone has any suggestions for spots near the south loop area that are safe.

[Mitsom]

Had an itch that needed scratching and was in the mood for a good massage with a standard finish. Decided to head over to Yuanyuan. Expected the petite granny to answer who dresses like she's 20. But to my surprise a very cute late 30's early 40's woman answers. Later found out she goes by Amy. There was another girl there too who looked about the same age but didn't get good eyes on her as I was captivated by Amys C / D looking rack and pretty face.

$65 door fee. Takes me to the room and gives a pretty damn good massage / body rub. I'd give it an 8 of 10. At one point she climbs up on the head of the table and her crotch is over the back of my head under her skirt and she's basically using her arms like roller pins in a way I've never had before. Felt great. She hit some good pressure points and such too. Really good mix of Swedish and body rub. No teasing however. So at one point I complemented her technique while I reached around and patted her butt to no objections so felt like jr was leaving happy.

On the flip she pops the question. Offered her $80. Then told her I want the girls out. She wants $20 more. Pulls up the shirt and bra and out pops some nice C cup floppers which I sucked on a bit. Then she does a good job stroking jr to the finish line while taking instruction well of licking my nips while I squeeze her little butt. Got the hot towel and cleaned me up. I asked her with the universal thumb to mouth symbol if she sucks to which she emphatically said no. Fair enough. Then to her credit finished up with a great head, neck and shoulders massage. Left with a smile and a little water bottle.

Also want to note, the place looked different. There used to be some foot massage beds at the entrance that were gone. So I'm not sure if the ownership has changed here or what but the cuteish granny with the thigh high boots was no where to be found.

[JasonWi]

Emily is the number 1 girls name in the USA between 1996-2007. Dude. You got to know a few Emilys around you. This spa is not very good at naming girls, I agree. Like Lisa, Sally, Lily, Sasa.

Oh I was just joking. But businesses should name their spas with enough characters for the search function here.

[Dbry4281]

Got it, as the chineese and latinas rotate at orange, from chicago, to new york to L. A they do reuse alot of the names. I wasnt thinking about it from that perspective, alot of other parlors use same name, and yes I can see how there can be confusion caused to mongers by posts.

Emily is the number 1 girls name in the USA between 1996-2007. Dude. You got to know a few Emilys around you. This spa is not very good at naming girls, I agree. Like Lisa, Sally, Lily, Sasa.

[MStanfield]

There should be a person that does name approvals for massage parlors. Emily is already taken and they're causing confusion.

Emily is the number 1 girls name in the USA between 1996-2007. Dude. You got to know a few Emilys around you. This spa is not very good at naming girls, I agree. Like Lisa, Sally, Lily, Sasa.