Massage Parlor Reports

[Mitsom]

Anyone have any luck at the Parlor on E. 16th Street near SXL. I pass it frequently and curious if the fun is the same or close to SXL.

Across from a tire place? I've looked it up and seems legit af but never been.

[Mitsom]

Do Indian massage parlors exist in Chicago? I've always wanted to have fun with one of those desi women.

Never heard of even a legit Indian massage parlor. Or an Indian working at an asian one. Very conservative culture. Consequences would be severe from family and friends if they were ever found out. And they are almost always married young. Muslim / Hindu.

It is funny how Chinese women are up there with Samsung as a chief export to the US. I was just in Vegas a few weeks ago and hit up a spot there. Same vibes as here. Left a review on their page for anyone interested. Same price point BTW. But I doubt you'll find any Indian parlors. If you do please report back LOL.

[DiningAround]

Anyone have any luck at the Parlor on E. 16th Street near SXL. I pass it frequently and curious if the fun is the same or close to SXL.

[Mitsom]

Think you are talking about Ashland Perfect. Archer Perfect is supposedly closed but still see customers out the side door but think you were at Ashland Perfect.

You are correct sir. I'm talking about Ashland Perfect. Where you walk out and stare into the headlights of someone in the White Castle drive thru.

[HappyGardener]

She has never demanded a specific tip from me. But I gave her $120 tip yesterday for excellent BBBJ and great teasing in the table shower. She's always happy.

She's never asked me for money. I give her whatever she asks for a half hour and then leave $100 or $120 for the TS, BBBJ and rimming.

[OliverCloseoff]

Do Indian massage parlors exist in Chicago? I've always wanted to have fun with one of those desi women.

[Mojitousa]

She has never demanded a specific tip from me. But I gave her $120 tip yesterday for excellent BBBJ and great teasing in the table shower. She's always happy.

Yeah, she never has asked me for a specific tip either, but I always give her $100.00 for her excellent BBBJCIM and rim service. You're making me look bad, Biliator, LOL!

[WBurton]

So first of all after trying to hit Rose again this eve (after saying I wouldn't) and nobody came to the door I decided to try Archer Perfect for the first time. I do like that you can just walk in and not wait on the street. But man this place is a revolving door. It's like Disney Land for Mongers. Way too much traffic for me and here's why.

I get in and go to the room with girl who greeted me. $65 door fee. Petite. Not super hot in the face but cute. Nice C naturals. Never got her name. I tell her I want to use the bathroom. When I come out one of you is making a commotion in the hall. Two women (including mine) arguing with him along with a shirtless asian dude who was poking out of one of the rooms. All over a Zelle payment being verified. This went on for a while and I'm in the room watching on the monitor while I hear another chick getting pounded in the room next door. Meanwhile another dude who's session is over walks out pass them but then for whatever reason is just hanging out in the lobby.

Finally she comes back to the room and shows me on her translator the words "That guy is always trouble". I shake my head and say "cash". And she nods emphatically. But then she has to go back out and manage this dude hanging out in the lobby taking 10 minutes to put his shoes on. They're talking about something then she comes back. I have $200 just sitting on the table and she smiles and hugs me. But then while we are undressing she's watching this dude in the lobby on the monitor saying "Go. Go. " Finally he walks out and we get down to business..

Think you are talking about Ashland Perfect. Archer Perfect is supposedly closed but still see customers out the side door but think you were at Ashland Perfect.

[WBurton]

Is this Roses at 40 XX Archer?

Yep that's in directly across from the tattoo shop.

[Gopher88]

Anyone no anything about Sunnys? Stopped by there yesterday, I called at around 11:

Yesterday I called at 11: made a appointment for noon. I got there at noon Sign on door.

Be back 2:30 WTF. This is Sunnys on 74 XX Archer, Anyone no anything?

[Gopher88]

Got a text from YoYo late Sunday telling me to come visit her. Told her I could come Monday and she said some early no customers and told me they are open 24/7.

Got there this morning at 8:30 and was greeted by YoYo on a sexy 2 piece sleepwear. She asked 1 or.

2 girl and said just 1 had an Amazing 30 minutes session that included lots of Bare BJ and also some bare pumps in the V before getting the Durex slapped on.

Went to town for a good 20 minutes tossing her little body all over the table and asked if I could finish on her D man mades and offered her $20 more.

Another great session $220 with extra tips. If this place wasn't such a shit hole it would be my go to spot.

Roses Spa 40 XX archer? Are some where else?

[Gopher88]

Got a text from YoYo late Sunday telling me to come visit her. Told her I could come Monday and she said some early no customers and told me they are open 24/7.

Got there this morning at 8:30 and was greeted by YoYo on a sexy 2 piece sleepwear. She asked 1 or.

2 girl and said just 1 had an Amazing 30 minutes session that included lots of Bare BJ and also some bare pumps in the V before getting the Durex slapped on.

Went to town for a good 20 minutes tossing her little body all over the table and asked if I could finish on her D man mades and offered her $20 more.

Another great session $220 with extra tips. If this place wasn't such a shit hole it would be my go to spot.

Is this Roses at 40 XX Archer?

[Ohhi773]

Late night urges over the weekend got the best of me. Ended up at Orange.

I got a look at Emily earlier this week when I saw Sasa. Cute girl, dark hair, a few tattoos, olive-ish skin tone, and nice C cups. Strong legs. Average height.

This girl has a lot of energy, probably the most animated personality and playfulness I've met. I was indifferent towards the beginning, and just wanted to get to the routine but eventually she had me smiling and laughing enough that I broke and just went with her flow.

Started with a shower, she offered TS I declined. Very playful shower session, with standing body 2 body rubs, and BJ preview. Some lfk.

Back to the room really good BBBJ, alot of action with the taint and balls. Move on to standing mish. Solid grip. She's very expressive, believable. Doggy, one-legged doggy (this was fun), acg, cg, lazy mish to finish. This girl can really handle some D. I was exhausted.

Before we got started she mentioned finishing with a massage which I've heard many times, I was pleasantly surprised when she proceeded to give me a 15 min massage. Actually a very solid massage, better than most.

I recommend especially if like girls with a lot of personality and good service.

[Mitsom]

So first of all after trying to hit Rose again this eve (after saying I wouldn't) and nobody came to the door I decided to try Archer Perfect for the first time. I do like that you can just walk in and not wait on the street. But man this place is a revolving door. It's like Disney Land for Mongers. Way too much traffic for me and here's why.

I get in and go to the room with girl who greeted me. $65 door fee. Petite. Not super hot in the face but cute. Nice C naturals. Never got her name. I tell her I want to use the bathroom. When I come out one of you is making a commotion in the hall. Two women (including mine) arguing with him along with a shirtless asian dude who was poking out of one of the rooms. All over a Zelle payment being verified. This went on for a while and I'm in the room watching on the monitor while I hear another chick getting pounded in the room next door. Meanwhile another dude who's session is over walks out pass them but then for whatever reason is just hanging out in the lobby.

Finally she comes back to the room and shows me on her translator the words "That guy is always trouble". I shake my head and say "cash". And she nods emphatically. But then she has to go back out and manage this dude hanging out in the lobby taking 10 minutes to put his shoes on. They're talking about something then she comes back. I have $200 just sitting on the table and she smiles and hugs me. But then while we are undressing she's watching this dude in the lobby on the monitor saying "Go. Go. " Finally he walks out and we get down to business. But this is like 15 min after I arrive. I don't have to go too much into detail because this place is well reviewed and I never even got her name. I will say it was a very good session though and she was enthusiastic and sensual and I busted all over the boobs.

But here's what I want to say. Guys have some etiquette please. Like what are you even doing trying to pay with credit cards and Zelle? It just mucks up the process. I see someone below asked why places take a CC for door fee but not services. Think about it. Who get's a $300 massage? What do you think happens if one of these places gets busted and LEO looks at the ledgers? And Zelle? Like what is so hard about going to an ATM? Have people forgotten how to use them? I just don't get it. You really want to have a charge for prostitution on your credit card or bank ledger? And to the guy who was just hanging in the lobby looking around like it's the Art Institute. Bro you got your moneys worth, just leave already.

I've really never seen such tomfoolery going on in one of these places. So that's the problem with high volume places like Archer Perfect. Higher volume of knuckle heads. Let's get it together guys so the process goes smoothly for everyone. Also, these girls really respect when you come in and act like you know. And it comes back in the service you get. That's why I don't bother trying to lowball them. Dang, talk about amateur hour.

Ok, off my soapbox. Also probably taking a break after this session. Been going pretty hot and heavy. Stay safe out there guys and try thinking a little more with the big head.

[Biliator]

What's the damage? I might just pull the trigger just to see what's she's all about.

She has never demanded a specific tip from me. But I gave her $120 tip yesterday for excellent BBBJ and great teasing in the table shower. She's always happy.