Non-AMP Massage

**LazyBones** · 03-26-25 09:38

Originally Posted by Masseur2000 [View Original Post]

All of this is 100% accurate. I went a few times and you will never get anything out of her. She is just all show.

Saw her two or three times. She pulled her tit out for me once and rubbed me nipple to nipple. Was kinda hot but not enough for a return visit.

**LazyBones** · 03-26-25 09:34

Originally Posted by Rustys [View Original Post]

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/50758/

This one is bad and careful with the similar looking adsgirls in scrubs who have prices starting at $200.

Dani pulls up to a little 1 story office plaza in Oakland Park in a clunker with (very) expired registration, hits the curb like a teenager first learning to drive. Come to find out no massage, $200 is essentially a house fee. $100 more for a HJ. $200 more FS. Nothing to do with massage, just an overpriced escort. Pics misleading. Touched up, makeup, etc.

Yeah. That head is too small for that body. Especially in the second pic on MF. Definitely photoshopped.

**OralWonder** · 03-26-25 09:31

Originally Posted by Rustys [View Original Post]

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/50758/

This one is bad and careful with the similar looking adsgirls in scrubs who have prices starting at $200.

Dani pulls up to a little 1 story office plaza in Oakland Park in a clunker with (very) expired registration, hits the curb like a teenager first learning to drive. Come to find out no massage, $200 is essentially a house fee. $100 more for a HJ. $200 more FS. Nothing to do with massage, just an overpriced escort. Pics misleading. Touched up, makeup, etc.

Thanks for the intel. I hope you left at that point.

**Rustys** · 03-25-25 16:53

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/50758/

This one is bad and careful with the similar looking ads—girls in scrubs who have prices starting at $200.

Dani pulls up to a little 1 story office plaza in Oakland Park in a clunker with (very) expired registration, hits the curb like a teenager first learning to drive. Come to find out no massage, $200 is essentially a house fee. $100 more for a HJ. $200 more FS. Nothing to do with massage, just an overpriced escort. Pics misleading. Touched up, makeup, etc.

**GhostMetal45** · 03-23-25 16:54

Hi all!

I'm new to commenting on the forum so forgive me if I am still getting used to the process.

I am curious about Desi here:[https: massage-therapists /50557/].

I am planning to see her either during this week the next and I was wondering if anyone every gave her a shot? If not that's fine, I don't mind going in blind.

Side note: It looks like she is on CC as well as LOVABLE_MiA so if that's your game you can look at that as well.

**LazyBones** · 03-11-25 22:57

Originally Posted by Chichef3000 [View Original Post]

Same pictures from over 5 years ago.

Saw her a couple times. Always legit but a sweetheart. She started with a low price and it is still lower than most.

**Chichef3000** · 03-11-25 20:33

Originally Posted by TechGuy99 [View Original Post]

Marnie.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/40817/

Same pictures from over 5 years ago.

**Masseur2000** · 03-11-25 17:13

Originally Posted by Firstimecaller [View Original Post]

Holy shit lads. You want to talk about a real awful experience? We shall. First here's the current ad (https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws...832273274.html).

Alright. Read the reviews and knew what to expect. Not fuckin much. She does all sorts of shit, I assume poorly, but my friend opted for a hair cut and massage. Friend told her he had an event and tried giving his typical haircut instructions. "Don't worry baby I got you. " She in fact did not. Atrocious haircut, spent far too long trying to work with her to make it even remotely functional.

Once done, he somehow came to the decision that he had to see what this woman thinks a body rub is. And it was exactly as terrible as the haircut. Repetitive motions for 30 min straight with intermittent scratches from her Thanos gauntlet of rings. On the flip she immediately covers the boys with a rag, despite the clear lack of interest she had instilled in Jimmy Johnson. Mind you, her words when exiting the room prior to the massage were "Don't be shy baby, I want you to get completely naked. " So she not only knows what she is doing by promoting her services and her body, but she seems to even encourage the idea during her rug pull.

In summary, don't trust this woman with any part of your body, unless you're a gluten for disappointment.

Fun facts:

- She plays a 12 year old Spanish CD that skips on every song during a haircut.

- She is somewhat attractive, but not even close to her already diminished appearance in photos.

- Her spa could be the perfect monger hideaway, discreet entrance, private spa that's kinda nice despite the hints of decay.

- She did seem playful (YMMM) and potentially could be an L1 for the right person / money, but that went out the window with the butchered haircut.

- Don't get your hopes up though, she knows what she's doing.

- If you want her to touch little Timmy, just get the manscaping And nothing else (no L1 reported upon research).

- She'll tell you that you can play with it (good luck getting hard, she doesn't even remotely tease).

All of this is 100% accurate. I went a few times and you will never get anything out of her. She is just all show.

**TechGuy99** · 03-11-25 00:21

Marnie.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/40817/

**BadAss91** · 03-09-25 00:34

Originally Posted by DrWho [View Original Post]

Damn, she is cute!

Anyone have info please?

I hate to ask but there are so many hotties on Massage Finder, they all can't offer what we like.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/50029/

Legit but the massage was fantastic.

**Mikezz007** · 03-08-25 16:25

Originally Posted by DrWho [View Original Post]

Damn, she is cute!

Anyone have info please?

I hate to ask but there are so many hotties on Massage Finder, they all can't offer what we like.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/50029/

I seen her a couple years ago at my place in Miami. Cute ish, very plain jane in scrubs. Wasnt into any extras but was ok with me doing self service. Maybe now she has opened up a bit, but I did not repeat.

**DrWho** · 03-08-25 15:21

Damn, she is cute!

Anyone have info please?

I hate to ask but there are so many hotties on Massage Finder, they all can't offer what we like.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/50029/

**BeachGuyMia** · 03-08-25 11:32

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/50679/

Anyone seen her and care to comment? PM if you prefer.

**Firstimecaller** · 03-07-25 02:23

Holy shit lads. You want to talk about a real awful experience? We shall. First here's the current ad (https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/hws...832273274.html).

Alright. Read the reviews and knew what to expect. Not fuckin much. She does all sorts of shit, I assume poorly, but my friend opted for a hair cut and massage. Friend told her he had an event and tried giving his typical haircut instructions. "Don't worry baby I got you. " She in fact did not. Atrocious haircut, spent far too long trying to work with her to make it even remotely functional.

Once done, he somehow came to the decision that he had to see what this woman thinks a body rub is. And it was exactly as terrible as the haircut. Repetitive motions for 30 min straight with intermittent scratches from her Thanos gauntlet of rings. On the flip she immediately covers the boys with a rag, despite the clear lack of interest she had instilled in Jimmy Johnson. Mind you, her words when exiting the room prior to the massage were "Don't be shy baby, I want you to get completely naked. " So she not only knows what she is doing by promoting her services and her body, but she seems to even encourage the idea during her rug pull.

In summary, don't trust this woman with any part of your body, unless you're a gluten for disappointment.

Fun facts:

- She plays a 12 year old Spanish CD that skips on every song during a haircut.

- She is somewhat attractive, but not even close to her already diminished appearance in photos.

- Her spa could be the perfect monger hideaway, discreet entrance, private spa that's kinda nice despite the hints of decay.

- She did seem playful (YMMM) and potentially could be an L1 for the right person / money, but that went out the window with the butchered haircut.

- Don't get your hopes up though, she knows what she's doing.

- If you want her to touch little Timmy, just get the manscaping And nothing else (no L1 reported upon research).

- She'll tell you that you can play with it (good luck getting hard, she doesn't even remotely tease).