Massage Parlor Reports

[Amplitude]

I don't know why I didn't have the out of comfort-zone balls to divert, but timing to a downtown meeting was easier for SXL. I'd phoned ahead whether my PSE Cindy was back but not for Tuesday. Damn. But phone gal Asian (usually beats papa phone) said Amy and Jenny were new.

Amy is tall with a recent pooch. 5'10 easy. Jenny, no. So I let Amy shower me up to see what gives. She does have decent tights-covered tits. But not a hint in the shower.

I asked her straight up about everything once in the room but she sweetly deflected to "I make you comfortable. ".

Disappointment.

So she suggested she'd send in someone else. No problem. Enter Bebe. Well, certainly not a day ender because she does a fine BBBJ, covered cowgal / mish back to BBBJTC. But not what I'd hoped-for. Painless at two on top of the House.

Bebe intelligence: the two new gals are straight massage.

[WBurton]

You are correct sir. I'm talking about Ashland Perfect. Where you walk out and stare into the headlights of someone in the White Castle drive thru.

The place is really wild like you said. Always feel like I'm going to get shot in there way too much traffic for my taste but always a good time so got to take the good with the bad I always exit through the back door into the alley LOL.

[WBurton]

Across from a tire place? I've looked it up and seems legit af but never been.

I've been to almost every spa in Chinatown and surrounding area- if you are talking about the place across from Metropolitan Vet then yes you will get an L1 only here but a late 40's very average looking Asian woman. I think they also own the piano lesson place next door as well.

[Mitsom]

Anyone have any luck at the Parlor on E. 16th Street near SXL. I pass it frequently and curious if the fun is the same or close to SXL.

Across from a tire place? I've looked it up and seems legit af but never been.

[Mitsom]

Do Indian massage parlors exist in Chicago? I've always wanted to have fun with one of those desi women.

Never heard of even a legit Indian massage parlor. Or an Indian working at an asian one. Very conservative culture. Consequences would be severe from family and friends if they were ever found out. And they are almost always married young. Muslim / Hindu.

It is funny how Chinese women are up there with Samsung as a chief export to the US. I was just in Vegas a few weeks ago and hit up a spot there. Same vibes as here. Left a review on their page for anyone interested. Same price point BTW. But I doubt you'll find any Indian parlors. If you do please report back LOL.

[DiningAround]

Anyone have any luck at the Parlor on E. 16th Street near SXL. I pass it frequently and curious if the fun is the same or close to SXL.

[Mitsom]

Think you are talking about Ashland Perfect. Archer Perfect is supposedly closed but still see customers out the side door but think you were at Ashland Perfect.

You are correct sir. I'm talking about Ashland Perfect. Where you walk out and stare into the headlights of someone in the White Castle drive thru.

[HappyGardener]

She has never demanded a specific tip from me. But I gave her $120 tip yesterday for excellent BBBJ and great teasing in the table shower. She's always happy.

She's never asked me for money. I give her whatever she asks for a half hour and then leave $100 or $120 for the TS, BBBJ and rimming.

[OliverCloseoff]

Do Indian massage parlors exist in Chicago? I've always wanted to have fun with one of those desi women.

[Mojitousa]

She has never demanded a specific tip from me. But I gave her $120 tip yesterday for excellent BBBJ and great teasing in the table shower. She's always happy.

Yeah, she never has asked me for a specific tip either, but I always give her $100.00 for her excellent BBBJCIM and rim service. You're making me look bad, Biliator, LOL!

[WBurton]

So first of all after trying to hit Rose again this eve (after saying I wouldn't) and nobody came to the door I decided to try Archer Perfect for the first time. I do like that you can just walk in and not wait on the street. But man this place is a revolving door. It's like Disney Land for Mongers. Way too much traffic for me and here's why.

I get in and go to the room with girl who greeted me. $65 door fee. Petite. Not super hot in the face but cute. Nice C naturals. Never got her name. I tell her I want to use the bathroom. When I come out one of you is making a commotion in the hall. Two women (including mine) arguing with him along with a shirtless asian dude who was poking out of one of the rooms. All over a Zelle payment being verified. This went on for a while and I'm in the room watching on the monitor while I hear another chick getting pounded in the room next door. Meanwhile another dude who's session is over walks out pass them but then for whatever reason is just hanging out in the lobby.

Finally she comes back to the room and shows me on her translator the words "That guy is always trouble". I shake my head and say "cash". And she nods emphatically. But then she has to go back out and manage this dude hanging out in the lobby taking 10 minutes to put his shoes on. They're talking about something then she comes back. I have $200 just sitting on the table and she smiles and hugs me. But then while we are undressing she's watching this dude in the lobby on the monitor saying "Go. Go. " Finally he walks out and we get down to business..

Think you are talking about Ashland Perfect. Archer Perfect is supposedly closed but still see customers out the side door but think you were at Ashland Perfect.

[WBurton]

Is this Roses at 40 XX Archer?

Yep that's in directly across from the tattoo shop.

[Gopher88]

Anyone no anything about Sunnys? Stopped by there yesterday, I called at around 11:

Yesterday I called at 11: made a appointment for noon. I got there at noon Sign on door.

Be back 2:30 WTF. This is Sunnys on 74 XX Archer, Anyone no anything?

[Gopher88]

Got a text from YoYo late Sunday telling me to come visit her. Told her I could come Monday and she said some early no customers and told me they are open 24/7.

Got there this morning at 8:30 and was greeted by YoYo on a sexy 2 piece sleepwear. She asked 1 or.

2 girl and said just 1 had an Amazing 30 minutes session that included lots of Bare BJ and also some bare pumps in the V before getting the Durex slapped on.

Went to town for a good 20 minutes tossing her little body all over the table and asked if I could finish on her D man mades and offered her $20 more.

Another great session $220 with extra tips. If this place wasn't such a shit hole it would be my go to spot.

Roses Spa 40 XX archer? Are some where else?

[Gopher88]

Got a text from YoYo late Sunday telling me to come visit her. Told her I could come Monday and she said some early no customers and told me they are open 24/7.

Got there this morning at 8:30 and was greeted by YoYo on a sexy 2 piece sleepwear. She asked 1 or.

2 girl and said just 1 had an Amazing 30 minutes session that included lots of Bare BJ and also some bare pumps in the V before getting the Durex slapped on.

Went to town for a good 20 minutes tossing her little body all over the table and asked if I could finish on her D man mades and offered her $20 more.

Another great session $220 with extra tips. If this place wasn't such a shit hole it would be my go to spot.

Is this Roses at 40 XX Archer?