Massage Parlor Reports

**JediKnight77** · 04-10-25 14:23

Originally Posted by ThickAndCream9 [View Original Post]

Always like going back and seeing Sara, for the service she provides. Nice easy parking in circular driveway and private home with room set in back for the fixings. LOVE the fact that she is English speaking and can understand her. She always puts on some soothing Alexa music to start the rub by. But any way she does rub you with a nice thong on and bare chested oiled up may I ad. She does the right things especially getting to the Happy Ending, which I think personally is one of the best. She does give better massages the more you see her, so if your schedule permits do pencil her in you will not be disappointed. Now remember to each there own, this is my opinion of her and I have been seeing her for years and even when she was in the Cape. Ciao mongers and hope all of you have a happy holiday season.

I booked an hour with her for tomorrow. Just want to check her out myself. Any advice on what to "say" to make her comfortable with me and get the most out of the visit?

Oh and just to make sure I I booked the right Sara here is the link to her Craigslist Ad.

https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee...839650368.html

**RodStewart** · 04-08-25 01:27

I've been away from the hobby for a few months but I've been missing my ATF (Yo-Yo) at PINK Rose, so I called tonight and she answered the phone and said she was available. I got all excited and was there in 10 minutes, anticipating all the silly things I was going to do with that gorgeous body of hers. Then someone else greeted me at the door. Huh? OK. Used the ATM in the lobby and a different girl, young 30's, natural B-cups, beautiful eyes and a sultry voice greeted me in decent English and led me to the first room on the right, which is set up for couples. I paid the $70 house fee for the hour and told "Angela" I would need a TS as I'd been working all day. She happily agreed, got me a towel that was barely big enough to cover me (very small towel) and we both laughed and headed to the TS. On the way, Yo-yo peeked out and recognized me and greeted me very warmly, full-body hug and very affectionate. Yoyo and I chitchatted briefly as Angela prepped the TS. Yoyo asked me to try out the "new girl" and she promises to see me next time. No problem, Angela is quite attractive. Nice shower, Angela is very attentive, friendly, playful and comfortable with her jokes. She really seems to be enjoying this.

Back to the room, Yoyo again gives me a little butt slap on the way by, and we settle in for the massage. I ask for medium pressure, and Angela has a wonderful touch. Very sensual, she moans and compliments extremely well. Seriously, if you want a massage any lighter than "medium", she's your girl. Before the flip, I can feel that she has removed her clothing and is massaging my backside and buttocks with her breasts. It's a great feeling, and it's even nicer on the flip to already see a beautiful, nude woman standing next to you with a smile. There was no negotiation as I already left the donation on the chair (6). (Veteran mongers already know this pro tip.) Within seconds, we are both already exploring each other. My hands are everywhere, she is doing everything downstairs with the exception of actual BBBJ (but she's sucking on my balls and kissing my taint). Her B-cup eraser-nips are sensitive but she giggles ("It tickles") and doesn't pull away. Finally, the cover goes on and it's time to mount up. As she's climbing on top of me, she says "I smell PUSSY!" which makes me laugh, and BTW, there is no smell, she is very clean and unshaven. First CG, then squatting CG, then back to CG and she leans back so I can spend some time with her nice, sweaty tits. She says the right things at the right times, but it doesn't seem to be a race to the end. We're having a pretty lengthy session; long enough that I'm going to have to start another paragraph to continue my report.

I switch her to table-mish (me standing, her on her back) and we are here for a while. I'm average-sized, and she's saying "go deep, baby, I want you deep," so I went deep with full strokes. That was really nice. I briefly swing one of her legs over and I'm hitting it sideways while I'm working her clit and she's playing with my balls. That made her cum. Then we go back to table-mish and we're both sweating buckets and I lean forward and put my forehead on hers and we are looking at each other as I'm arching HARD into her like a horny Doberman. She then says "I love you". TWICE. And that's when I went full Grinch (his cock grew three sizes larger that day") and blasted two months of celibacy into this poor girl's body. Well, the condom, anyway. We both collapsed and caught our breath for a few seconds, then it was all smiles and cleanup and hot towels.

Now, before we address the I Love You thing, I'll tell you this: I've been mongering for, I dunno, a couple hundred years. And only a few times has this happened, but it's the sign of a professional who knows how to deliver a GFE, and is comfortable enough to deliver it to someone she knows is not going to give her trouble about it. There's no misunderstanding here. But it sure as hell launched me.

After cleanup, the sesh finished with some light leg massage and head and face massage, then she shook out my limbs and did some relaxation techniques on my neck and back. This was a Top 10 All-time sesh for me.

I know, currently, Sarasota seems to have the best stuff in the area at Stone and Eastern (maybe a third place in there I'm forgetting). But if you're south of Sarasota, there are serious options available in PC. Pink Rose is my top pick, and I've had reliable success at Taichi and Jasmine Bee (the one by the Post Office). It's true I've had a couple strange experiences at Pink Rose months ago (see my past posts), but Yoyo seems to have things working really well right now, and she and Angela are currently on my Mount Mountmore. (Typical donation expected at Pink Rose; I've been able to easily negotiate slightly lower rates at Taichi and Jasmine.).

**DuckMam** · 04-07-25 23:30

Originally Posted by MrBoyBear [View Original Post]

Gents, Annual snowbird here revisiting several spas from past couple years. So last year I posted about Rose AAA spa in Port Charlotte. Had a great visit with Lilly then but unlikely she"s still be there. But I needed to find out. Made an early evening drive by last week & saw no cars parked in front (though is a busy QD with drive thru right next door). Walked into lobby & took a minute or two for someone to open the locked inner door. Nice looking asian woman who said about a 20 min. Wait. I was reluctant but 'Nina" said stay & give you the half hour rate. Paid $ 50 & got comfortable waiting on the table. Turns out she was alone & finishing up with another monger. Fortunately no interruptions after that. Medium hard massage was actually pretty good. Not any overt teasing but massage did not ignore inner thighs & butt. After wipe down & flip, a negotiation begins. A fair offer is accepted & results were very favorable. Nina probably early 30's, good looking slender gal with somewhat limited English (though understands US monetary system! I'll return. More detail if you PM. Mr Boybear.

Please. Clear your inbox.

**RentingLove** · 04-04-25 14:28

Originally Posted by BigNy56 [View Original Post]

Has anyone tried this place out?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/cape-...e/189746168221

The location is new or to me anyway, but the Peruvian girl has worked around here before. She is a basic provider I. E. No extras.

**RentingLove** · 04-04-25 14:25

Originally Posted by HotLcndyt [View Original Post]

There is a post on Craigslist in Beaty services. I replied to the number and they sent a link for this honeybee place. What's going on here. I'm in town for vaca and would love some fun before heading home in a few days. Is this a setup or are they still operating?

They are doing the exact same thing that got them in trouble to begin with.

There are other spots that offer extras IE greek and or BBBJ Depending on the girl and are safer but Cost a bit more.

**BigNy56** · 03-28-25 19:12

Has anyone tried this place out?

https://skipthegames.com/posts/cape-...e/189746168221

**HotLcndyt** · 03-28-25 08:51

Originally Posted by RodStewart [View Original Post]

The local industry has been skewing this direction for 20 years now. Long gone is the era when I could go to the MP (Not AMP) in NFM across from WalMart (next to Littlw Ceasars) and get a massage from a gorgeous 28 yo local who would ask me on the flip where to place that donut-shaped magnet to indicate where I needed more "therapy", and before I could say "ummm." she had her tit in my mouth. Or the place across from Edison where I sent my buddy who just got divorced with a sealed envelope with a couple hundys, and he walked in at 10 pm and the 20 year old blond turned off the front light, locked the door, and asked him "how hard are you going to fuck me?" (I was in the car and watched her turn off the light as soon as she closed the door).

The Bee places were reckless and cocky; I stayed TF away because anybody with any sense knew they were going to get jacked by LEO. I remember when Uber first arrived in SWFLORIDA, I asked a port authority officer (before Uber was legal at the airport) if I would get in trouble for calling an Uber. He looked around to make sure nobody could hear us and told me "we don't give a shit about Uber, just be discreet and don't give us a reason to look at you, you do you. "

This hobby is the same. If LEO wanted to shut all these places down, they could do it. But they have better things to do than pinch some old horny guys and some Chinese nationals for misdemeanor shit like this. The AMPs that have been around for a while (you know the ones) pay their taxes and business licenses, pay their rent, spray alcohol all over the place and strap those industrial strength condoms on everything, keeping everyone safe, happy, and stress-free. The Bees flaunted their service and drew attention; LEO had no choice but to act.

Keep reporting here to keep responsible mongers safe. I want to know where the SAFE, DISCREET places are. Keeps everyone safe and the money flowing. As for the quality of talent. Yeah, it's been kinda rough. But if we're honest with our reviews, you can find what you're looking for. I'm going to check in with my favorite therapist in the next couple days, make sure she's still the best in the area IMHO, and tell y'all about it here. Deuces, y'all.

There is a post on Craigslist in Beaty services. I replied to the number and they sent a link for this honeybee place. What's going on here. I'm in town for vaca and would love some fun before heading home in a few days. Is this a setup or are they still operating?

**BiggDogg70** · 03-26-25 14:38

Originally Posted by RodStewart [View Original Post]

The local industry has been skewing this direction for 20 years now. Long gone is the era when I could go to the MP (Not AMP) in NFM across from WalMart (next to Littlw Ceasars) and get a massage from a gorgeous 28 yo local who would ask me on the flip where to place that donut-shaped magnet to indicate where I needed more "therapy", and before I could say "ummm." she had her tit in my mouth. Or the place across from Edison where I sent my buddy who just got divorced with a sealed envelope with a couple hundys, and he walked in at 10 pm and the 20 year old blond turned off the front light, locked the door, and asked him "how hard are you going to fuck me?" (I was in the car and watched her turn off the light as soon as she closed the door).

The Bee places were reckless and cocky; I stayed TF away because anybody with any sense knew they were going to get jacked by LEO. I remember when Uber first arrived in SWFLORIDA, I asked a port authority officer (before Uber was legal at the airport) if I would get in trouble for calling an Uber. He looked around to make sure nobody could hear us and told me "we don't give a shit about Uber, just be discreet and don't give us a reason to look at you, you do you. "

This hobby is the same. If LEO wanted to shut all these places down, they could do it. But they have better things to do than pinch some old horny guys and some Chinese nationals for misdemeanor shit like this. The AMPs that have been around for a while (you know the ones) pay their taxes and business licenses, pay their rent, spray alcohol all over the place and strap those industrial strength condoms on everything, keeping everyone safe, happy, and stress-free. The Bees flaunted their service and drew attention; LEO had no choice but to act.

Keep reporting here to keep responsible mongers safe. I want to know where the SAFE, DISCREET places are. Keeps everyone safe and the money flowing. As for the quality of talent. Yeah, it's been kinda rough. But if we're honest with our reviews, you can find what you're looking for. I'm going to check in with my favorite therapist in the next couple days, make sure she's still the best in the area IMHO, and tell y'all about it here. Deuces, y'all.

LEO action comes and goes like the seasons. Common sense needs to prevail.

**RodStewart** · 03-25-25 12:15

Originally Posted by BiffButthead [View Original Post]

I have visited, and walked out of, every shop in Charlotte County and most shops in Lee County. It seems the talent has moved out and their moms are covering for them.

Seriously. Every place has a provider north of 50, or is thick, or both. It seems if they have an appealing body they have a weathered face to protect it.

What happened to the days of the petite pretty provider? If they aren't too old they are too thick. Like. Some are just plain pudgy. Thick can be OK and relatable, but ALL thick all the time?

Whomever is in quality control needs to get on it. Maybe these places should install treadmills in the back, but I don't think it would help because alot are just big boned..

The local industry has been skewing this direction for 20 years now. Long gone is the era when I could go to the MP (Not AMP) in NFM across from WalMart (next to Littlw Ceasars) and get a massage from a gorgeous 28 yo local who would ask me on the flip where to place that donut-shaped magnet to indicate where I needed more "therapy", and before I could say "ummm." she had her tit in my mouth. Or the place across from Edison where I sent my buddy who just got divorced with a sealed envelope with a couple hundys, and he walked in at 10 pm and the 20 year old blond turned off the front light, locked the door, and asked him "how hard are you going to fuck me?" (I was in the car and watched her turn off the light as soon as she closed the door).

The Bee places were reckless and cocky; I stayed TF away because anybody with any sense knew they were going to get jacked by LEO. I remember when Uber first arrived in SWFLORIDA, I asked a port authority officer (before Uber was legal at the airport) if I would get in trouble for calling an Uber. He looked around to make sure nobody could hear us and told me "we don't give a shit about Uber, just be discreet and don't give us a reason to look at you, you do you. "

This hobby is the same. If LEO wanted to shut all these places down, they could do it. But they have better things to do than pinch some old horny guys and some Chinese nationals for misdemeanor shit like this. The AMPs that have been around for a while (you know the ones) pay their taxes and business licenses, pay their rent, spray alcohol all over the place and strap those industrial strength condoms on everything, keeping everyone safe, happy, and stress-free. The Bees flaunted their service and drew attention; LEO had no choice but to act.

Keep reporting here to keep responsible mongers safe. I want to know where the SAFE, DISCREET places are. Keeps everyone safe and the money flowing. As for the quality of talent. Yeah, it's been kinda rough. But if we're honest with our reviews, you can find what you're looking for. I'm going to check in with my favorite therapist in the next couple days, make sure she's still the best in the area IMHO, and tell y'all about it here. Deuces, y'all.

**BigMack197** · 03-21-25 07:45

Originally Posted by LowHangers55 [View Original Post]

Was told appt only not walk ins but for those looking for sum1 a select few favorite honey babes are available for previous clients if you text the line listed. (good news) Also, I learned that the knockout Kelly is still visiting fort myers area I found her ad for incall. I will DM you the link details. Trying to speak lighter on the public feed. Lmk if you see her or Angie.

TIA.

-LH.

It's confirmed that fine a** Kelly is available with an appointment today. For those that don't have her cell -the appointment text line number on the B's website site seems to be setin appointments via text. TGIF BOYS.

**BingoBan06** · 03-20-25 07:39

Originally Posted by MrBoyBear [View Original Post]

Gents, Been looking for the perfect experience while working on my tan. Decided to try Oriental / Jade Spa (not sure which is current name) just south of Pine Island Road set back off Del Prado. Called from parking lot but went right to answering machine. Not a good sign. Waited a couple minutes and saw monger exiting. Walked in & greeted by friendly Asian spinner. Sign up sheet on front counter. Opted for an hour and then got comfortable. At least 2 more providers were available. All peeked in to give me a warm hello. Massage was only average but she stayed engaged & asked several times if it was good. I lied. Fourty-five minutes in she got more creative and I enjoyed my stay. Strongly encouraged to return there was a promise of more time to unwind. Think I will. PM if you want more. Mr Boybear.

Hi there. I sent you a PM, could you please check.

Thanks.

**LowHangers55** · 03-16-25 16:43

Originally Posted by PolyKingXl305 [View Original Post]

I am also guilty of writing reviews of some ladies in the area but now that my favorite people have disappeared I'm regretting not being more discreet online here. The bee was on here often and now the locations have been closed for several weeks I think. Now that it's not open and available I'm missing my ATF blond beauty Kelly. Would anyone have any info on where might she be working? (DM please).

Was told appt only not walk ins but for those looking for sum1 a select few favorite honey babes are available for previous clients if you text the line listed. (good news) Also, I learned that the knockout Kelly is still visiting fort myers area I found her ad for incall. I will DM you the link details. Trying to speak lighter on the public feed. Lmk if you see her or Angie.

TIA.

-LH.

**RickJohn** · 03-16-25 11:18

Originally Posted by RiGuy1 [View Original Post]

Is that in Englewood? Not sure what L3 means. Sorry but I'm not from the area. Thanks.

Yes, in Englewood, L3 means all services available.

**LowHangers55** · 03-16-25 02:09

Originally Posted by PolyKingXl305 [View Original Post]

I am also guilty of writing reviews of some ladies in the area but now that my favorite people have disappeared I'm regretting not being more discreet online here. The bee was on here often and now the locations have been closed for several weeks I think. Now that it's not open and available I'm missing my ATF blond beauty Kelly. Would anyone have any info on where might she be working? (DM please).

The honey locations have been closed and the site was dark. I just checked and although it's taken down a lot it says certain people are coming in but for appointments only. I have visited Showstopper Kelly many times and I used to be able to get ahold of her on her number but I hadn't gotten a response. I really hope she is taking appointments. I will try the store number tomorrow and update. If she's left the biz she will be missed for sure.

**PolyKingXl305** · 03-14-25 10:38

Originally Posted by RentingLove [View Original Post]

To them no news is good news good or bad because it all brings attention.

I'm guilty of given reports myself, but I won't give out addresses. I probably should just shut up.

I am also guilty of writing reviews of some ladies in the area but now that my favorite people have disappeared I'm regretting not being more discreet online here. The bee was on here often and now the locations have been closed for several weeks I think. Now that it's not open and available I'm missing my ATF blond beauty Kelly. Would anyone have any info on where might she be working? (DM please).