Massage Parlor Reports

**SemenSeeker** · 03-23-25 14:10

Hey y'all, thanks for all of the info on this board. I am currently in search of a provider with meaty lips, the juicier the better. Haven't had Arbys in a while and figured I'd treat myself to a Beef and' Cheddar. Fee free to DM!

**DonQuiote** · 03-23-25 13:01

Originally Posted by Ulrik [View Original Post]

Went to see Kim at Luxe in Vienna (maple ave) Went for a waxing (never had one before) It was a little less painful then I was expecting and despite the pain junior was excited.

Kim is a pleasant Asian woman, attractive but not putting out any vibes other than professional. With the waxing finished she rubbed some lotion on junior but that was it.

She told me I can take care of what I need at home.

Kim is lovely but I would love to find someone who gives waxing and then a real sensual HJ. Any recommendations? Particularly non-Asian?.

So Kim used to give massage w / HE. I saw her a few times for that many years ago when she was still across the street, upstairs in the Michel Rene building at the corner of Maple and Park. I then started seeing her sister, and went to her sister many times for great massage with HE, even after they moved to the new place. I believe her sister moved to TX and Kim stopped doing HE. She may have settled down w / someone, and thus no more HE for us.

**Amsterdam2022** · 03-23-25 12:15

Looking for young 20/30 NON FS but erotic massage ONLY places in NOVA.

**Caspian33** · 03-22-25 22:23

Originally Posted by DoubleJackJ [View Original Post]

Called Sun Spa Jojo in Vienna on D Gallows rd while on the drive home.

Still had to wait a few minutes till Mary was available to take me in.

Was a bit annoyed but got over it real quick. 1st world problems lul. Mary did say sorry and gave some grabby reassurance. Said that she would take care of me.

And yeah she was all gas and no breaks the whole hour. A complete head to toe massage. Been having my lumbar nagging and nagging but Mary put in some extra elbow grease into it and did some nice over reaching down south for the tease. Had some good showmanship too during the HJ and BBBJ. Kept eyes locked onto me as she devoured my junior. Kept switching things up so there was never really a dull moment. I'm like ok you finessed me here's your damn money hahaa.

First time and I thought it was good. Maybe I'll try some other things next time.

Jojo & Arianna are long gone.

Glad you had a good visit.

**Double Jack J** · 03-22-25 19:10

Called Sun Spa Jojo in Vienna on D Gallows rd while on the drive home.

Still had to wait a few minutes till Mary was available to take me in.

Was a bit annoyed but got over it real quick. 1st world problems lul. Mary did say sorry and gave some grabby reassurance. Said that she would take care of me.

And yeah she was all gas and no breaks the whole hour. A complete head to toe massage. Been having my lumbar nagging and nagging but Mary put in some extra elbow grease into it and did some nice over reaching down south for the tease. Had some good showmanship too during the HJ and BBBJ. Kept eyes locked onto me as she devoured my junior. Kept switching things up so there was never really a dull moment. I'm like ok you finessed me here's your damn money hahaa.

First time and I thought it was good. Maybe I'll try some other things next time.

**FunctionK** · 03-22-25 16:47

Felt a bit tired.

Any Nuru massage recommend?

**Caspian33** · 03-22-25 16:06

Originally Posted by EDog65 [View Original Post]

Texted ahead of time this afternoon to make sure Wendy was working and scheduled an appt for 6:00 pm with her. Upon arrival I was told that Wendy had another appt at 6:00 pm and that I should choose another masseuse. Isn't the sole purpose of an appointment to make sure you get to see who you want, when you want?! I was frustrated but spoke to Zoey and she told me that she was very good and would take good care of me. She is late 30's or 40's with long dark hair, large natural breasts, D or possibly even DD's and she had on a short skirt and a black tank top that showed them off. Zoey is not petite, but not heavy either, kinda in between, but shapely enough that piqued my interest. I asked for a shower and she obliged, fairly uneventful but with at least a little teasing. Back to the room and got a basic rub down with some oil for about 15-20 minutes. After I was asked to flip over she got playful and played with junior and began kissing me, which was nice actually. She motioned for boom boom and I said yes of course. After she went and got her supplies she stripped down and I got a good look at her naked. Large tattoo across her lower stomach, large rack, some belly pooch, but not too bad. She got up on the table and had me lay on my stomach and proceeded with the cat bath, which felt really good and got me worked up. I flipped over and she proceeded with a very nice BBBJ with lots of eye contact, shaft and ball licking and an overall good L2 service. After about 10 minutes of this she hopped on top and rode me cowgirl for a bit, then pulled me forward for missionary, which felt great. I wanted to finish in doggy so we made the adjustment and I went at it until I popped in the bag. After she cleaned me up we had 10 minutes left so she gave me a scalp and neck massage to round out the hour. $8 for the massage and $$ for the tip. She was fun and playful but I still want to try out Wendy and maybe Anna as well.

Makes me wonder.

Did Wendy move on? Rotate to another place?

**Serpico99** · 03-22-25 14:40

I visited Upstairs Massage in Woodbridge (it's located more towards Manassas, west of I-95), just off of Prince William Parkway. Tucked in a medical / professional office complex. You can see the all to familiar Open neon sign lit up from the main road. I was hoping to see the owner of the place, the one who likes to get finger banged and have her long nipples sucked on, but she was not there. Instead two other Chinese providers were there, one who was wearing yoga pants and long sleeve shirt while wearing light tinted sunglasses (which was a bit odd since I visited at night). Maybe her eyes are light sensitive. She was my provider, she seemed pretty cute, middle age, and seemed to have a nice body. And the thought of her wearing the sunglasses as she was jacking me off kind of made me really horny for some reason.

Anyway, it's 50 for 30 minutes, and 70 for an hour. I opted for an hour since I was a bit attracted to my provider wearing the sunglasses. For a good 40 minutes she did a really good legit massage. No rushing or lazy massage, she really put the work in. On the flip, I directed her to take it slow and edge me, which she did. She took direction well to slap my cock around and seemed amazed on how hard I was and able to keep from cumming as she stroke me and slapped my cock around. I let go of a big nut afterwards.

No FS at this place, but when I suggested for her to meet me at a hotel to fuck, she seemed possibly agreeable to such a proposition, she didn't say no and just shrugged a little on the proposition as she was jacking me off.

**GolfGod69** · 03-22-25 11:35

That sends a message to providers that they need to keep their appointments.

Originally Posted by EDog65 [View Original Post]

Texted ahead of time this afternoon to make sure Wendy was working and scheduled an appt for 6:00 pm with her. Upon arrival I was told that Wendy had another appt at 6:00 pm and that I should choose another masseuse. Isn't the sole purpose of an appointment to make sure you get to see who you want, when you want?! I was frustrated but spoke to Zoey and she told me that she was very good and would take good care of me. She is late 30's or 40's with long dark hair, large natural breasts, D or possibly even DD's and she had on a short skirt and a black tank top that showed them off. Zoey is not petite, but not heavy either, kinda in between, but shapely enough that piqued my interest. I asked for a shower and she obliged, fairly uneventful but with at least a little teasing. Back to the room and got a basic rub down with some oil for about 15-20 minutes. After I was asked to flip over she got playful and played with junior and began kissing me, which was nice actually. She motioned for boom boom and I said yes of course. After she went and got her supplies she stripped down and I got a good look at her naked. Large tattoo across her lower stomach, large rack, some belly pooch, but not too bad. She got up on the table and had me lay on my stomach and proceeded with the cat bath, which felt really good and got me worked up. I flipped over and she proceeded with a very nice BBBJ with lots of eye contact, shaft and ball licking and an overall good L2 service. After about 10 minutes of this she hopped on top and rode me cowgirl for a bit, then pulled me forward for missionary, which felt great. I wanted to finish in doggy so we made the adjustment and I went at it until I popped in the bag. After she cleaned me up we had 10 minutes left so she gave me a scalp and neck massage to round out the hour. $8 for the massage and $$ for the tip. She was fun and playful but I still want to try out Wendy and maybe Anna as well.

**Ulrik** · 03-22-25 09:48

Went to see Kim at Luxe in Vienna (maple ave) Went for a waxing (never had one before) It was a little less painful then I was expecting and despite the pain junior was excited.

Kim is a pleasant Asian woman, attractive but not putting out any vibes other than professional. With the waxing finished she rubbed some lotion on junior but that was it.

She told me I can take care of what I need at home.

Kim is lovely but I would love to find someone who gives waxing and then a real sensual HJ. Any recommendations? Particularly non-Asian?

Thanks.

You.

**EDog65** · 03-21-25 23:02

Texted ahead of time this afternoon to make sure Wendy was working and scheduled an appt for 6:00 pm with her. Upon arrival I was told that Wendy had another appt at 6:00 pm and that I should choose another masseuse. Isn't the sole purpose of an appointment to make sure you get to see who you want, when you want?! I was frustrated but spoke to Zoey and she told me that she was very good and would take good care of me. She is late 30's or 40's with long dark hair, large natural breasts, D or possibly even DD's and she had on a short skirt and a black tank top that showed them off. Zoey is not petite, but not heavy either, kinda in between, but shapely enough that piqued my interest. I asked for a shower and she obliged, fairly uneventful but with at least a little teasing. Back to the room and got a basic rub down with some oil for about 15-20 minutes. After I was asked to flip over she got playful and played with junior and began kissing me, which was nice actually. She motioned for boom boom and I said yes of course. After she went and got her supplies she stripped down and I got a good look at her naked. Large tattoo across her lower stomach, large rack, some belly pooch, but not too bad. She got up on the table and had me lay on my stomach and proceeded with the cat bath, which felt really good and got me worked up. I flipped over and she proceeded with a very nice BBBJ with lots of eye contact, shaft and ball licking and an overall good L2 service. After about 10 minutes of this she hopped on top and rode me cowgirl for a bit, then pulled me forward for missionary, which felt great. I wanted to finish in doggy so we made the adjustment and I went at it until I popped in the bag. After she cleaned me up we had 10 minutes left so she gave me a scalp and neck massage to round out the hour. $8 for the massage and $$ for the tip. She was fun and playful but I still want to try out Wendy and maybe Anna as well.

**PilotAviator** · 03-21-25 16:15

May Wellness has garnered great reviews from many -- and I am grateful for those reviews.

I do not doubt any of them -- I think they had a great massage experience.

However, I had a very mediocre experience this week -- and thus was reminded this is a YMMV hobby and any day might be some provider's "not really into it today" day (sad when that happens to be the day we see them).

MW is in a nice location, good parking, and the inside is clean and well-kept.

I had an appointment and arrived on time. I was told they were not busy and there were no interruptions while I was there.

I was greeted when I entered, paid the house for the hour at the desk. And was escorted to a nearby studio / room with standard accoutrements. I was aware no TS would be offered (none on-site, just a solo-standup shower) so I undressed and laid on table. My massage technician (MT) returned with my change, and left it on the table (with the tip money I left there as this was my first appointment with the MT. She was typical MT in looks and deportment, with perhaps a more fit form than some of the (much older) MTs I see on occasion.

When she entered, I was face down on the table and she covered most of me to protect me from the cool air.

She said a few things (friendly as best I could tell but I had a hard time understanding).

The massage was medium with no flirting, and no banter. Not a bad massage -- but not particularly good either.

After about 40 minutes, she reached under for a bit of tease and then told me to flip.

The experience continued to be uninspired / mediocre L1.

Near the end of the hour, she wiped me down with hot wash cloths and gave me a head massage. After a few minutes I said thank you, sat up and we were done.

Nothing wrong with my experience. Other than there was also nothing interesting about it. I had the perception she was tired (although it was only midafternoon) and not at all interested (and thus was not interesting to me). No connection / vibe between us at all.

Knowing that others have much more positive reports for MW, I am reminded the hobby is a YMMV activity -- and thus theirs's must have varied positively.

I was not shorted on time -- but, why linger in a mediocre funk. I tipped (generously) and departed, not likely to return.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**Proflou2019** · 03-21-25 12:05

Originally Posted by LaneNarrows [View Original Post]

Perhaps I need to give them another try.

What I really miss is Lily's on Rt 28.

Be good to the ladies.

Yeah, ironic, part of the whole YMMV with these places. I know dudes who swear by MMT but I've been there twice and left dissatisfied with the experience, yet have visited AHT at least a dozen times and every visit has been a decent massage with a CBJ+CFS finish for 70 HF + 120 (2 or 3 times 140) tip. Maybe because I'm such a "regular"? One visit recently was even a 4 hands for no extra charge, having been asked at disrobing if I'd allow the other girl in for "training" (which I of course accepted).

Not familiar with this Lily's on 28.

Lou.

**Assman To You** · 03-21-25 10:03

Originally Posted by SonChi [View Original Post]

I am a creature of habit. And I keep going back to Orange Spa in Vienna (21XX Gallows Rd Suite D 2nd FL) to see Sarah.

Sarah is a 40's provider in incredible shape (big mms with nice sage, strong legs, and has zero hair on her. She is an attractive (to me at least), bubbly, fit, and tall Korean Lady.

I now go after gym sessions. Sarah can really give a great massage. I start with a table shower and she hits all the spots with friend banter.

Back to the room, I get a real, full body massage that is amazing. She offers a variety of finishes, this time, I opted for L1 and it was awesome. After the pop, the massage started with body slide, back walking, firm hands, and ended with hot towels, etc. The perfect post workout session. She gives me all of my time and uses every minute to massage me, no shorting. Get a water, take a mint, and I walk out lighter on my feet.

If you are in that Gallows Road area, Orange is a great go to.

Find my review of her about a year ago where I gave her a CIP. She is missing upper teeth and wears a mask to hide. YMMV.

**Lane Narrows** · 03-21-25 08:41

Originally Posted by Proflou2019 [View Original Post]

Been nothing but disappointed at MMT. Thing is, look straight across the parking lot from MMT's door and there's Asian Healthy Touches. Consistent, HF + $. 40 for CFS without fail every visit. Typically late-30's to 40's providers, but hell most also do a good massage for your HF.

Lou.

How's that for irony. Before I started going to MMT, I went to Healthy Touches. At Healthy Touches, I never got anything more than the standard NoVA. Perhaps I need to give them another try.

What I really miss is Lily's on Rt 28.

Be good to the ladies.