Massage Parlor Reports

**Serpico99** · 03-22-25 14:40

I visited Upstairs Massage in Woodbridge (it's located more towards Manassas, west of I-95), just off of Prince William Parkway. Tucked in a medical / professional office complex. You can see the all to familiar Open neon sign lit up from the main road. I was hoping to see the owner of the place, the one who likes to get finger banged and have her long nipples sucked on, but she was not there. Instead two other Chinese providers were there, one who was wearing yoga pants and long sleeve shirt while wearing light tinted sunglasses (which was a bit odd since I visited at night). Maybe her eyes are light sensitive. She was my provider, she seemed pretty cute, middle age, and seemed to have a nice body. And the thought of her wearing the sunglasses as she was jacking me off kind of made me really horny for some reason.

Anyway, it's 50 for 30 minutes, and 70 for an hour. I opted for an hour since I was a bit attracted to my provider wearing the sunglasses. For a good 40 minutes she did a really good legit massage. No rushing or lazy massage, she really put the work in. On the flip, I directed her to take it slow and edge me, which she did. She took direction well to slap my cock around and seemed amazed on how hard I was and able to keep from cumming as she stroke me and slapped my cock around. I let go of a big nut afterwards.

No FS at this place, but when I suggested for her to meet me at a hotel to fuck, she seemed possibly agreeable to such a proposition, she didn't say no and just shrugged a little on the proposition as she was jacking me off.

**GolfGod69** · 03-22-25 11:35

That sends a message to providers that they need to keep their appointments.

Originally Posted by EDog65 [View Original Post]

Texted ahead of time this afternoon to make sure Wendy was working and scheduled an appt for 6:00 pm with her. Upon arrival I was told that Wendy had another appt at 6:00 pm and that I should choose another masseuse. Isn't the sole purpose of an appointment to make sure you get to see who you want, when you want?! I was frustrated but spoke to Zoey and she told me that she was very good and would take good care of me. She is late 30's or 40's with long dark hair, large natural breasts, D or possibly even DD's and she had on a short skirt and a black tank top that showed them off. Zoey is not petite, but not heavy either, kinda in between, but shapely enough that piqued my interest. I asked for a shower and she obliged, fairly uneventful but with at least a little teasing. Back to the room and got a basic rub down with some oil for about 15-20 minutes. After I was asked to flip over she got playful and played with junior and began kissing me, which was nice actually. She motioned for boom boom and I said yes of course. After she went and got her supplies she stripped down and I got a good look at her naked. Large tattoo across her lower stomach, large rack, some belly pooch, but not too bad. She got up on the table and had me lay on my stomach and proceeded with the cat bath, which felt really good and got me worked up. I flipped over and she proceeded with a very nice BBBJ with lots of eye contact, shaft and ball licking and an overall good L2 service. After about 10 minutes of this she hopped on top and rode me cowgirl for a bit, then pulled me forward for missionary, which felt great. I wanted to finish in doggy so we made the adjustment and I went at it until I popped in the bag. After she cleaned me up we had 10 minutes left so she gave me a scalp and neck massage to round out the hour. $8 for the massage and $$ for the tip. She was fun and playful but I still want to try out Wendy and maybe Anna as well.

**Ulrik** · 03-22-25 09:48

Went to see Kim at Luxe in Vienna (maple ave) Went for a waxing (never had one before) It was a little less painful then I was expecting and despite the pain junior was excited.

Kim is a pleasant Asian woman, attractive but not putting out any vibes other than professional. With the waxing finished she rubbed some lotion on junior but that was it.

She told me I can take care of what I need at home.

Kim is lovely but I would love to find someone who gives waxing and then a real sensual HJ. Any recommendations? Particularly non-Asian?

Thanks.

You.

**EDog65** · 03-21-25 23:02

Texted ahead of time this afternoon to make sure Wendy was working and scheduled an appt for 6:00 pm with her. Upon arrival I was told that Wendy had another appt at 6:00 pm and that I should choose another masseuse. Isn't the sole purpose of an appointment to make sure you get to see who you want, when you want?! I was frustrated but spoke to Zoey and she told me that she was very good and would take good care of me. She is late 30's or 40's with long dark hair, large natural breasts, D or possibly even DD's and she had on a short skirt and a black tank top that showed them off. Zoey is not petite, but not heavy either, kinda in between, but shapely enough that piqued my interest. I asked for a shower and she obliged, fairly uneventful but with at least a little teasing. Back to the room and got a basic rub down with some oil for about 15-20 minutes. After I was asked to flip over she got playful and played with junior and began kissing me, which was nice actually. She motioned for boom boom and I said yes of course. After she went and got her supplies she stripped down and I got a good look at her naked. Large tattoo across her lower stomach, large rack, some belly pooch, but not too bad. She got up on the table and had me lay on my stomach and proceeded with the cat bath, which felt really good and got me worked up. I flipped over and she proceeded with a very nice BBBJ with lots of eye contact, shaft and ball licking and an overall good L2 service. After about 10 minutes of this she hopped on top and rode me cowgirl for a bit, then pulled me forward for missionary, which felt great. I wanted to finish in doggy so we made the adjustment and I went at it until I popped in the bag. After she cleaned me up we had 10 minutes left so she gave me a scalp and neck massage to round out the hour. $8 for the massage and $$ for the tip. She was fun and playful but I still want to try out Wendy and maybe Anna as well.

**PilotAviator** · 03-21-25 16:15

May Wellness has garnered great reviews from many -- and I am grateful for those reviews.

I do not doubt any of them -- I think they had a great massage experience.

However, I had a very mediocre experience this week -- and thus was reminded this is a YMMV hobby and any day might be some provider's "not really into it today" day (sad when that happens to be the day we see them).

MW is in a nice location, good parking, and the inside is clean and well-kept.

I had an appointment and arrived on time. I was told they were not busy and there were no interruptions while I was there.

I was greeted when I entered, paid the house for the hour at the desk. And was escorted to a nearby studio / room with standard accoutrements. I was aware no TS would be offered (none on-site, just a solo-standup shower) so I undressed and laid on table. My massage technician (MT) returned with my change, and left it on the table (with the tip money I left there as this was my first appointment with the MT. She was typical MT in looks and deportment, with perhaps a more fit form than some of the (much older) MTs I see on occasion.

When she entered, I was face down on the table and she covered most of me to protect me from the cool air.

She said a few things (friendly as best I could tell but I had a hard time understanding).

The massage was medium with no flirting, and no banter. Not a bad massage -- but not particularly good either.

After about 40 minutes, she reached under for a bit of tease and then told me to flip.

The experience continued to be uninspired / mediocre L1.

Near the end of the hour, she wiped me down with hot wash cloths and gave me a head massage. After a few minutes I said thank you, sat up and we were done.

Nothing wrong with my experience. Other than there was also nothing interesting about it. I had the perception she was tired (although it was only midafternoon) and not at all interested (and thus was not interesting to me). No connection / vibe between us at all.

Knowing that others have much more positive reports for MW, I am reminded the hobby is a YMMV activity -- and thus theirs's must have varied positively.

I was not shorted on time -- but, why linger in a mediocre funk. I tipped (generously) and departed, not likely to return.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**Proflou2019** · 03-21-25 12:05

Originally Posted by LaneNarrows [View Original Post]

Perhaps I need to give them another try.

What I really miss is Lily's on Rt 28.

Be good to the ladies.

Yeah, ironic, part of the whole YMMV with these places. I know dudes who swear by MMT but I've been there twice and left dissatisfied with the experience, yet have visited AHT at least a dozen times and every visit has been a decent massage with a CBJ+CFS finish for 70 HF + 120 (2 or 3 times 140) tip. Maybe because I'm such a "regular"? One visit recently was even a 4 hands for no extra charge, having been asked at disrobing if I'd allow the other girl in for "training" (which I of course accepted).

Not familiar with this Lily's on 28.

Lou.

**Assman To You** · 03-21-25 10:03

Originally Posted by SonChi [View Original Post]

I am a creature of habit. And I keep going back to Orange Spa in Vienna (21XX Gallows Rd Suite D 2nd FL) to see Sarah.

Sarah is a 40's provider in incredible shape (big mms with nice sage, strong legs, and has zero hair on her. She is an attractive (to me at least), bubbly, fit, and tall Korean Lady.

I now go after gym sessions. Sarah can really give a great massage. I start with a table shower and she hits all the spots with friend banter.

Back to the room, I get a real, full body massage that is amazing. She offers a variety of finishes, this time, I opted for L1 and it was awesome. After the pop, the massage started with body slide, back walking, firm hands, and ended with hot towels, etc. The perfect post workout session. She gives me all of my time and uses every minute to massage me, no shorting. Get a water, take a mint, and I walk out lighter on my feet.

If you are in that Gallows Road area, Orange is a great go to.

Find my review of her about a year ago where I gave her a CIP. She is missing upper teeth and wears a mask to hide. YMMV.

**Lane Narrows** · 03-21-25 08:41

Originally Posted by Proflou2019 [View Original Post]

Been nothing but disappointed at MMT. Thing is, look straight across the parking lot from MMT's door and there's Asian Healthy Touches. Consistent, HF + $. 40 for CFS without fail every visit. Typically late-30's to 40's providers, but hell most also do a good massage for your HF.

Lou.

How's that for irony. Before I started going to MMT, I went to Healthy Touches. At Healthy Touches, I never got anything more than the standard NoVA. Perhaps I need to give them another try.

What I really miss is Lily's on Rt 28.

Be good to the ladies.

**Sex Rohmer** · 03-21-25 07:40

Originally Posted by TomPayne25 [View Original Post]

Is this the same Olivia that used to be at J&why? I ask because I got catfished there looking for Olivia Saturday. Plus, another hobbiest informed me he did too and he was told there was no "Olivia" working there?

Yes, this is the same Olivia. She's got a great petite body. Everything is good about her. I do suspect a face lift, as her face iskin is a bit tight, but still it looks pretty good. There are enough bits of evidence that I would say she is 60 or so, but she is still hot and skilled.

**ButtGuy128** · 03-20-25 11:13

Made an appointment and when I arrived many unmarked vehicles. Edited promptly. Watch your 6.

**TomPayne25** · 03-19-25 10:21

Originally Posted by Kijimuna [View Original Post]

I mostly hit up the Chinese massages for extras, but their prices have risen to the same as Korean places at 80 hr. How do the prices extras compare? I normally pay $60 HJ, $80-100 for BJ, and $120-$140 for FS.

I've had some ask for $$ for DATY and DFK, but never agree to it since I inform them that BJ or FS aren't desired. What do others think is fair rate for DATY, DFK, and HJ?

**TomPayne25** · 03-19-25 10:16

Originally Posted by OldManRose [View Original Post]

Here here!! Would love to know too.

Thanks,

Olivia now a blue ocean, I have not seen her since the move but I assume they have bars.

Hanna a 7 therapy.

Neither of these ladies look like Malinia but both are sweet ladies with nice personalities. They are both short and don't have double Ds.

Is this the same Olivia that used to be at J&why? I ask because I got catfished there looking for Olivia Saturday. Plus, another hobbiest informed me he did too and he was told there was no "Olivia" working there?

**OldManRose** · 03-18-25 22:58

Here here!! Would love to know too.

Thanks,

Olivia now a blue ocean, I have not seen her since the move but I assume they have bars.

Hanna a 7 therapy.

Neither of these ladies look like Malinia but both are sweet ladies with nice personalities. They are both short and don't have double Ds.

**VaPlay** · 03-18-25 18:00

Originally Posted by Kijimuna [View Original Post]

I mostly hit up the Chinese massages for extras, but their prices have risen to the same as Korean places at 80 hr. How do the prices extras compare? I normally pay $60 HJ, $80-100 for BJ, and $120-$140 for FS.

Your spot on with your rate scale, sometimes 160 when worthy. I never do the $$ many ask for. I'll go Agency at that rate by the time you add in the house fee.

**Serpico99** · 03-18-25 16:57

Originally Posted by Vaboy [View Original Post]

My experience at Wed spa was interesting. I first texted the number and was given my choice and was asked to call when I arrived. Called and said Summer was available. Got to the location and was met by Summer who looks very cute BTW and was walked into the room. Paid the house fee and she said $70 was for 45 minutes? Being confused I pushed back since I thought that was for an hour. Anyways, paid and took a solo shower. Their shower area is pretty dirty but whatever. Back to the room I told her I wanted 2 x and we negotiated to $200. I'm confident I overpaid so take that however you like. Round 1 consisted of DATY and mish with a cover. She is a bit hairy down there but she's reactive. I think she was acting but whatever LOL. Anyways, the massage was about to begin but her phone was going off and eventually she picked up the call from mamasan. I don't speak Chinese but summer had to excused herself. I could hear another hobbyist entering their front door and taking a shower. I also heard some moaning after the shower so it seems she was doubled booked. The sounds of footsteps, door opening, and mouth wash gargling indicated to me that her other session concluded. 20 minutes go by until she came back. She told me she had to talk with her boss. So we had to skip the massage and go to round 2. She did CBJ and BLS and I finished in the bag. She cleaned me up and I left. Yeah, I can't recommend based on my experience.

I would had told her she owed me 20 more minutes, regardless if it was past the 45 minute mark, and scolded her for fucking another monger during my session. And if she didn't want to give me 20 minutes back, I would asked for a partial refund and refused to leave until I got it. You have to be firm with these providers, especially the Chinese providers. They are running through mongers like it's a marathon, just to get that $$ Piss poor service.