Escort Reports

**OldFng** · 03-24-25 10:40

I saw Miranda over the weekend, based on handful of recommendations here. Aussie's 'MILF Hurricane' moniker was the final persuasion I needed LOL.

I was a little hesitant with the email only comms, but they were super quick and efficient. She replied in less than 15 minutes with some more details (no upgrade fees ever amongst them) and a few amazing pics, and had a date scheduled within the hour. Clear and simple directions to a quiet secluded spot out Sammamish way, very cozy and clean. Walked in and greeted with amazing lingerie clad vision. It's hard to put into words how crazy curvy-fit she is. Jessica Rabbit meets silver screen pinup meets Velvet Sky from TNA. Immediate hugs and snuggles and kisses and intro chat. Immediately felt over dressed and shed the clothes to continue skin to skin introductions.

While your YMMV, this immediate connection and feeling at ease is repeatedly mentioned in reviews and I believe it. Making out, hands all over each other. She has an amazing, grabbable ass, massive naturals for the playing and licking, still full and firm not deflated at all. Flat stomach amidst all this, crazy mix of curves and feminine fitness I couldn't keep my hands off. Amazing BBBJ, eye contact with piercing green eyes, not a quitter and seemed to be enjoying it as much as me. Very vocal and responsive throughout, I'll be back out to see her next weekend if I can clear a few things of my schedule. This will definitely be a regular thing. Nice shower, heated floors are a nice touch, final hugs and kisses to send me off head spinning. Definitely not rushed, very good time.

Again, YMMV. Don't be a dick and you'll have a blast.

Tl; dr Full on GFE whirlwind, amazing BBBJ, not rushed, best experience in awhile across civvie, Good / Tokyo trips, other MILF providers.

https://www.tnaboard.com/community/m...iranda.652087/

**Kggcx** · 03-24-25 02:13

After seeing someone a few times, I have been asked / expected to increase the rate and I haven't decided yet. To be fair I started with something lower than the advertised rate but I think it's often negotiable so I don't know. Anyways do you guys think the rate for regulars should be lower or higher than the "normal" rate a provider charges? And why?

**DrtyHarry** · 03-23-25 13:38

Originally Posted by Organiz [View Original Post]

And tech simp bros, I wonder what's going to happen after AI takes over their jobs.

Not so fast, if you really understand GenAI and what it brings to the table. Tech jobs are relatively for the time being. Don't listen to the media, the huge reorgs and layoffs happening in tech right now. Is NOT about AI. That is the BS the big tech CEOs are spreading to deflect blame. The fact is every one of them overhighered and over paid for those new hires during the covid tech boom. Now they realize their CFOs are warning them that their OpEx is waaay overboard and they are firing people. GenAI is no where near where it needs to be to actually replace a good software engineer and the CEOs know that, this is a media distraction. Back to discussing the topic of this thread. Escorts!!

**Nilats** · 03-23-25 09:33

Originally Posted by Redhotmailer [View Original Post]

Holy s- I have had my eye on her for a while, I just can't make schedules match. For the longest time she was 4 - 5, recently went up to 6 or 7, but now 9? Wow.

Have seen her before, she had such a funky smell down there it was distracting in any position.

**Organiz** · 03-23-25 02:35

Originally Posted by JonLaw [View Original Post]

Hoeflation.

And tech simp bros, I wonder what's going to happen after AI takes over their jobs.

**Redhotmailer** · 03-22-25 22:31

Originally Posted by DrtyHarry [View Original Post]

I always found her intriguing and I have seen some of her vids she has done professionally. Wanted to see her, but she was a little out of my range. Now with her recent hike to 900/ hr is is just waaay out of reach. 900 per hour. Are you fucking kidding me. As the stock market and job market seems to be in turmoil, these women seem to doubling down instead of giving relief. Is this an alternate reality that they live in?

https://www.tnaboard.com/community/t...attle.3012610/

I mean, if you can get it, good for you. But one things for sure, you're not getting it from long time hobbiests like me. Oh well, your loss.

**Dt3000** · 03-22-25 22:03

Are you fucking the entire time? I guess I'm outing myself as not that gifted, but I tried to do maximize my full hour but seemed kinda awkward after 20 minutes. She let me go for 2nd pop but when then with no daty or dfk, just putting through different positions.

**JonLaw** · 03-22-25 21:41

Hoeflation.

Originally Posted by IanStruan [View Original Post]

Just absolutely ridiculous.

Some of her prices could have you fly to Brazil and bang a dozen 20 year old in the most filthy ways possible for less.

These women are just batshit crazy. Too many simps around here I suppose.

**IanStruan** · 03-22-25 20:21

Originally Posted by DrtyHarry [View Original Post]

I always found her intriguing and I have seen some of her vids she has done professionally. Wanted to see her, but she was a little out of my range. Now with her recent hike to 900/ hr is is just waaay out of reach. 900 per hour. Are you fucking kidding me. As the stock market and job market seems to be in turmoil, these women seem to doubling down instead of giving relief. Is this an alternate reality that they live in?

https://www.tnaboard.com/community/t...attle.3012610/

Just absolutely ridiculous.

Some of her prices could have you fly to Brazil and bang a dozen 20 year old in the most filthy ways possible for less.

These women are just batshit crazy. Too many simps around here I suppose.

**Morohei** · 03-21-25 21:23

Originally Posted by Colnago [View Original Post]

She looks promising, but a few red flags have popped in my mind, most specifically, no name mentioned in her add.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/seatt...i/697057886625

She's real. Never "seen" her seen her. But I've seen her around Everett. And she's been on TNA. But apparently the old granny mob had it in for her.

**Redhotmailer** · 03-21-25 21:08

Originally Posted by DrtyHarry [View Original Post]

I always found her intriguing and I have seen some of her vids she has done professionally. Wanted to see her, but she was a little out of my range. Now with her recent hike to 900/ hr is is just waaay out of reach. 900 per hour. Are you fucking kidding me. As the stock market and job market seems to be in turmoil, these women seem to doubling down instead of giving relief. Is this an alternate reality that they live in?

https://www.tnaboard.com/community/t...attle.3012610/

Holy s- I have had my eye on her for a while, I just can't make schedules match. For the longest time she was 4 - 5, recently went up to 6 or 7, but now 9? Wow.

**LonelyMan718** · 03-21-25 17:44

Originally Posted by Colnago [View Original Post]

She looks promising, but a few red flags have popped in my mind, most specifically, no name mentioned in her add.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/seatt...i/697057886625

I saw her too. Seems like she is real but those pictures are probably quite old.

**Colnago** · 03-21-25 11:31

She looks promising, but a few red flags have popped in my mind, most specifically, no name mentioned in her add.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/seatt...i/697057886625

**Marko Ramius** · 03-21-25 09:32

I don't play in that scene, so this is the perspective of an outsider.

The people I know who do the dominance / submission shit take it pretty fucking seriously. And they are damned careful about boundaries and consent. Being the dominant player makes you responsible (and it is a ton of effort to get right) for the sub and their safety during playtime.

I seriously doubt that any random fat hag off of that other board that offers domination is going to put in that kind of effort. There are places to find doms (or for that matter subs) who know their role and know how to play it. The provider scene isn't that place.

Don't even get my fucking started on the findom / pay pig crap. We can all get that from an ex-wife if we wanted it.