Escort Reports

[AryanSharma]

Hey, I just wanted to thank users "Doc305" and "Drew1750" for their helpful tips. I will definitely keep everything you both said in mind. Drew1750, you made me laugh out loud because you nailed it spot on when you assumed they were around the Miami airport. That's exactly where the hotel was and they did in fact speak almost no english. Also thank you again Doc305, I'll definitely check out the people you linked. Although I feel like I need to see someone who looks completely different from the escort I previously saw or else I'll face my trauma head on LOL.

[Doc305]

I see you had a bad experience. Every monger here has has one in here. If they say they did not, they are lying. What you had was a Miami Latina *****. Usually they are dropped here with no papers and speak no English. Sometimes they are trafficked. They are usually at the Miami airport hotel in Doral. You get either very basic or bad service with them. Usually 80 to 150 Mario coins. I usually stay out of doral area and any area with airports near them. The latinas in Fort Lauderdale look better and give you a better service. This girl you seen had mud butt. Some guys are into that kind of play but most of us say hell no. If you are going to be in Miami, look for girls in Hialeah and Biscayne. Not the best but better than trafficked girls coming straight from the airport.

Agreed.

I've been doing this hobby since my college days back in 2019. Though I never got a mud butt provider (thankfully), I have seen a few Latina catfishes and clock watchers. I have a few tips to share:

1.) Always look up providers you're interested in and see if they have reviews. Seeing an unreviewed provider is playing Russian Roulette. Back in 2021, I once saw a provider named Gema Ardiel - https://www.models-world.com/profile/gema-ardiel/ She had no reviews so I took the risk, and it ended up being one of the bottom 2 experiences with a provider ever. She was a clockwatcher, barely did anything, and asked for more money when our time wasn't even up. My dick went limp. Make an informed decision. Only see providers that have multiple positive reviews. The more reviews there are, the less likely they are to be fake. However, this brings me to my next point.

2.) Use a Google Voice or Burner Number when contacting any provider. You do not want your personal information being out there. Many providers use an app called the Mr. Number app to write reviews about clients, just as we write reviews about providers on here and TER. If you use Mr. Number and see one of your numbers has negative reviews, it's time to swap numbers. When I was starting out, I made the rookie mistake of using my real phone number and contacted a "high-end" provider: https://tryst.link/escort/missvivianarose - when I felt she cheated me during our session, I abruptly left without giving a second thought. Lo and behold, she writes a super negative review about me on this app with my full name and details for other providers to see and harass me. While surfing these forums, I saw another member had a similar experience with her. So the lesson learned here is use burner phone numbers and download the Mr. Number app to check if you're blacklisted.

3.) Perhaps most importantly, the notion of deposits only exists for well-reviewed, high-end providers. Do NOT ever send a deposit to an unreviewed provider. If they are independent and look legit, it's different. But for your average LC hoe, do NOT ever send a deposit. I have thankfully not lost money from sending deposits to high-end, independent providers because I do my due diligence.

Lastly, I always recommend to exercise caution in this hobby. While LC Latinas are hot and tempting, you're one motel / hotel sting away from getting cooked. Trust your intuition. If something feels off, if you've been catfished or feel like you're about to get robbed, leave immediately and don't look back. Don't let any SWer ever extort you.

Six years of experience has taught me many valuable lessons. I wish you all the best of luck with seeing high-quality providers.

[Drew1750]

Hello gentleman, I had a follow up question to post that I just made describing my experience with two escorts. How do you forget the bad ones? After that escort who smelled like actual ass, I genuinely can't get the experience out of my mind. I'm just so disgusted by the whole event (and myself for not calling it off sooner). I seriously cannot get the feeling of her fake ass cheeks slapping my thighs to go away. Then when I think about it for too long, I remember the smell too. I don't know if I'll ever feel clean again. How do I recover from this? See a cleaner escort LOL? All I wanted was a decent looking escort that did GFE (thank god I didn't go through with GFE on the escort I had).

I see you had a bad experience. Every monger here has has one in here. If they say they did not, they are lying. What you had was a Miami Latina *****. Usually they are dropped here with no papers and speak no English.They are usually at the Miami airport hotel in Doral. You get either very basic or bad service with them. Usually 80 to 150 Mario coins. I usually stay out of doral area and any area with airports near them. The Latinas in Fort Lauderdale look better and give you a better service. This girl you seen had mud butt. Some guys are into that kind of play but most of us say hell no. If you are going to be in Miami, look for girls in Hialeah and Biscayne.

[Doc305]

Hey gents coming in to town. Anyone have any experience with this fine lady. https://www.instagram.com/kattyplata.luxuryconcierge/.

Are you sure this is a legit provider? There seems to be nothing to suggest that she is. She may be UTR, but she doesn't give the vibe of an escort at all.

[Doc305]

Hello gentleman, I had a follow up question to post that I just made describing my experience with two escorts. How do you forget the bad ones? After that escort who smelled like actual ass, I genuinely can't get the experience out of my mind. I'm just so disgusted by the whole event (and myself for not calling it off sooner). I seriously cannot get the feeling of her fake ass cheeks slapping my thighs to go away. Then when I think about it for too long, I remember the smell too. I don't know if I'll ever feel clean again. How do I recover from this? See a cleaner escort LOL? All I wanted was a decent looking escort that did GFE (thank god I didn't go through with GFE on the escort I had).

Hey brother,

Sorry to hear about your bad experiences. I would recommend seeing some of the more well-known and reviewed providers on ListCrawler when you're starting out:

Sexy Gaby in Doral: https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/3058428522 - She's hard to reach, but one of the best LC offers in Miami.

Ruby: https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/7864065709/1.

Paola: https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/3055187954/1.

These are some of the best providers I've seen from LC.

When you're starting out, most providers do a 80-100/120-150/180-200 approach for QV / HH / Hour visits. You will generally get covered services, only a select few will do anything without (OWO) for extra. I think LC is good for building the fundamentals and understanding the nature of this business.

Once you develop thicker skin and more confidence, you can start moving away from LC and see "higher-quality" (independent providers) from Tryst. Mind you, those providers charge significantly more per hour, so if money is a concern, you're better off sticking to LC.

Eros is a huge hit-or-miss. Just like we have a review board her, I'd recommend reviewing providers you see on another review forum known as TER. More Eros / Tryst providers are reviewed there.

Good luck!

[AryanSharma]

Hello gentleman, I had a follow up question to post that I just made describing my experience with two escorts. How do you forget the bad ones? After that escort who smelled like actual ass, I genuinely can't get the experience out of my mind. I'm just so disgusted by the whole event (and myself for not calling it off sooner). I seriously cannot get the feeling of her fake ass cheeks slapping my thighs to go away. Then when I think about it for too long, I remember the smell too. I don't know if I'll ever feel clean again. How do I recover from this? See a cleaner escort LOL? All I wanted was a decent looking escort that did GFE (thank god I didn't go through with GFE on the escort I had).

[AryanSharma]

Hey everyone, yesterday I had posted a message on here about how I was going to pay for a proper escort for the first time. I just came back from an escort's hotel room and wow that went way worse than I thought it would. First I'd like to thank users "Drew1750" and "TheOG" for their tips that they replied to me with. I honestly would have been way more nervous if it wasn't for their messages.

Anyway, so I was supposed to meet this one escort named "Adriana" who looked really attractive but she had her price at 500 an hour. I was able to talk her down to 200 for 20 minutes (against Drew1750's best wishes but I thought she was worth the price). We confirmed plans 5 hours before the meetup time, when it finally came to meetup she completely ghosted me. After waiting an hour and getting no response I quickly turned to listcrawler in search of an escort I could meet up with asap. This was a terrible decision but I was feeling really dejected after getting ghosted and just wanted someone. That's when I got in contact with another lady. She didn't have her face in any of her photos but her body looked pretty good for the price (qv 100, hh 150). I decided to go for it and after a painful process of finding her hotel room and parking (tightest parking I've ever done in my life) I got to her room. I was surprised to see that she was actually decently attractive in the face (not ugly at least). I was thinking I'd go for just the qv but she talked me up to a hh. She sprayed my hands and groin with some kind of alcoholic cleaning spray which burned my groin for a second (it's because I had shaved yesterday). After that she put a condom on and started her BJ, it was okay but very quickly she moved onto riding me. This lasted another 1-2 minutes before she asked me to do doggy. This is where things got terrible. She bent over and I was greeted with the smell of actual shit. I tried not to smell it as I started going at it but much to my dismay, I started getting soft from the smell. Jesus Christ does she not wipe her ass? Why does it smell like actual shit? At this point I was scared I had to finish my 30 minutes that I paid for but she was said "you're soft now, it seems like you came". I said yup I definitely did (definitely didn't) and I got the fuck out of there LOL. I've posted links below to both the escort who ghosted me and the escort who had an ass that smelled like shit. I'd suggest staying away from these two. Sorry for this lengthy and probably uninteresting story, but hopefully my experience can help someone else avoid these two. I think I'm traumatized to not ever contact escorts again (at least for another couple years LOL). Hope everyone has a great Friday and weekend!

The link below is the one who ghosted me, her link shows she's in Atlanta but she's in Miami currently.

https://en.devozki.com/escort/adriana-17/

I've posted two links below for the girl that smelled like shit, I've noticed some escortbabylon links expire so the 2nd one should still work if it does. The first link has more pictures though.

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/7865480618

https://escort13.com/post/104523437?currentPage=5

[HornyFuck69]

Pam in West Palm. She did massage, great teasing and then on the flip hopped up for a cameltoe slide. I couldn't hold it. Go see her.

Damn that's a long drive for me but may be worth it LOL.

Got a link? DM me if necessary.

[Drew1750]

Hello Gentleman, I'm going to see my first escort tomorrow. She's coming over to my place and I'm paying 200 for 15 minutes. Was wondering if there were any tips or helpful information I should know before I see her. I'm a bit nervous as I've never done anything like this before and I'm pretty young (22, senior in college). Thank you for any replies! Hope everyone has a good day!

Do not pay that bill. 200 for 15 minutes she is making a sucker out of you. Shop around and see what you like first. Pack the jimmy and go with your gut. If you get a bad feeling about anything your body is sensing danger. In this hobby it's better to flight instead of fight.

[TheOG]

Hello Gentleman, I'm going to see my first escort tomorrow. She's coming over to my place and I'm paying 200 for 15 minutes. Was wondering if there were any tips or helpful information I should know before I see her. I'm a bit nervous as I've never done anything like this before and I'm pretty young (22, senior in college). Thank you for any replies! Hope everyone has a good day!

While it's your first time, it's not theirs, so take comfort in knowing that they aren't uncomfortable. Most of these people are cool, and if you're upfront with them about it being your first time and that you're nervous almost all of them will be understanding, try to put you at ease, and in a lot of cases may even put more effort into their performance. Communicate what you'd like to do before and during the session (more time in a position, transitioning from one position to another etc). And just remember that they're also human beings, just being kind respectful and making casual conversation goes a long way. Also most importantly, pay it forward with a review of your session after you've had it.

[AryanSharma]

Hello Gentleman, I'm going to see my first escort tomorrow. She's coming over to my place and I'm paying 200 for 15 minutes. Was wondering if there were any tips or helpful information I should know before I see her. I'm a bit nervous as I've never done anything like this before and I'm pretty young (22, senior in college). Thank you for any replies! Hope everyone has a good day!

[About]

Every once in a while I like to indulge myself and will see "upper class" girls. There are some nice girls out there if you're willing to put in work (spend).

Unfortunately, maybe I've been spoiled by LC greatness, but I am reporting an L with this one. Pics are her.

Eros is too much of a gamble because the girls sometimes don't list much info. Better to look at Tryst.

Also, I have seen a a bunch of former Pompano triangle and Tootsies dancers showing up here asking for big $.

[ALstrK]

Thinking of is one https://www.eros.com/florida/miami/files/5309564.htm.

Anyone any feedback?

Every once in a while I like to indulge myself and will see "upper class" girls. There are some nice girls out there if you're willing to put in work (spend).

Unfortunately, maybe I've been spoiled by LC greatness, but I am reporting an L with this one. Pics are her.

[FoxManners]

Fake pictures and information is widespread. To be safe you cannot trust any of them. Photoshop is rampant. You could ask for video facetime verification and see if they will accommodate the request. You can always walk out if the girl is misrepresented but be prepared to be cursed, black mailed or blacklisted. If you want real photos go with the reviewed providers or providers with less than professional photos. Reverse image search via google is a must If it is too good to be true it often is. Websites who publish Verified photos offer no more protection than not.

From my experience dealing with girls in ads, I know that many are real but with fixed photos, obviously here as the friend says there are many fake ones and sometimes asking them to take pictures they are not the ones either, I know of cases where on camera it is one and when you go it is another or they tell you that the person who appeared on camera is busy and so they lie to you all the time. There are also girls who were threatened by pimps and who have had their pictures taken when they open the camera, that's why there are many who do not want to go on camera. I understand them at least the ones I visit I never asked for photos or a camera. There are many girls who verify because they do not want to waste time with false dates others just want to be arrested others do it to protect themselves. I understand them, (many times the most normal is the best) not all are bad. We have to take advantage now that artificial intelligence is going to end these services very soon. And then where are they going to complain later! Elion Musk is already going to sell dolls for company ha ha ha.

[FoxManners]

You can ask them to hold up a hand gesture, like a peace sign or a OK. Anything you need and something that they do not have handy to send a fake with that requested gesture.

I know that there are many girls who do not send their photos out of privacy, there are many who twist them later and threaten them. Many of us ask for a lot of information, but we put ourselves in the shoes of the girls. I am a lawyer, and I know a lot about these abuses for sending photos. There are also many who do not work with personal cell phones, and more so now with artificial intelligence that is taking a serious path with respect to escort services. Any woman can send you a video, but from there to it being real is another thing, any model can send you a photo, but if it is real it is also something else, almost all real models will ask you if you are a police first because they try to protect themselves although that does not mean anything, because the police always change their tactics. Not everyone here knows that. Many talk because they don't know. I went to see a girl in a hotel the other time, she was so pretty that I dared to go, and I had to run away because she is the second girl I see in a hotel and she has a camera right there where you do the act. That's why I don't go to hotels anymore! A person can have a camera on the door of their house for protection or in their living room. But not on the bed in the bedroom! That's not right, most people use those videos and sell them to only fans, it happened to a friend that his wife saw him in action and well what happened to him is already known. Hahaha. I wouldn't change my favorites for anything. No more hotel for me.