Massage Parlor Reports

[Safrony42]

Hello brongers. Wondering if any of you brother mongers have partaken or been offered the third hole? Please pm to prevent a stampede. Or go ahead and share and create one. Any skinny's offering this? Sharing is caring.

[ZaviJava]

I don't like the feel of them and they rarely make a chick look better. Naturals of ANY size, any day of the week!

I don't like them. I'm not sure why some guys do. Natural Cs are amazing.

I'm team natural so I feel you Brodie.

Do guys actually like fake breasts? I hate them. I'd be surprised if they actually paid off.

I vacillate between the two depending on her physical structure.

A well-done store-bought pair can be attractive, but they usually always look the same half melon shape.

Some can pull that off. Some can't...

There is something about a shapely yet natural breast that a well-made man-made can't compare to...

TBH, I've just liked all sizes & shapes since I first started becoming aware of them...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPVgKoruWdA

[MixedPlate89]

Zoe sounds like she has a lot of Fire inside. Any feedback about bella?

Regarding getting interrupted, that shit grinds my gears. I've been to a few shops where I can hear my girl saying come back in 40 minutes, which I appreciate I hate it when they park the guy in another room because then they usually try to rush and get you out the door early. I get it that the girls are trying to make money but I also wonder if some shop owners pressure the girl to not let a customer leave. I'm sure many shop owners monitor the lobby cameras. There was a shop in Vancouver that would put a sign on the front door that said something like we are busy with a client please come back later. I wish other shops did that. I can't remember the shops location unfortunately.

All of us should post when shops park customers in another room and give us the rush treatment. There are several shop owners here reading our posts, maybe they'll get the message of how much we hate that kind of poor customer service. We should put those shops on blast.

Brodie LOL I'm telling you My G LOL this chick is very wild LOL & 23 she claimed to be XD as she looks younger but either way she's Wild ASF XD. If you like wild & energetic LOL she's the go to then LOL. Yeah, so Bella appears to be between late 20's to 33 yrs old maybe as late as 35. Pretty face, nice natural B cup tatas, dark short shoulder length hair, nice pretty little lips & better looking in person than the photo sent from mamasan. Wears sexy underwear. Ass is decent but a little boney when you hitting it though from behind so proceed with caution my guy. She ain't got no recoil effect to that little boney toosh.

Bella pretty reserved up front in terms of interaction. However, sexually she also likes to be spanked. She also is very solid at fellatio, and kinda likes to be in control while fucking so she likes to be on top. She likes 69 as well & some exterior poonani play. Solid massage& good pressure. Very shallow poonani. She's really into the rough sex. Good smile unlike Zoe. Very sexy body Bella has minus the toosh imo. Head game is very solid. Doesn't talk as much. Be advised though, Bella did indicate that she is leaving to another state so if you want to try her it'll be best to go see her soon. She's also pretty limited with English. Very friendly after a session. Offers to put on your clothes for you and all.

Seriously bro. I hear you on that. I hate that shit LOL. Yeah my guy D & I did a little recon for Vancouver, and although far from Beaverton we are strongly considering hitting up Vancouver much more frequently, due to what you're saying here. No one wants to be distracted while doing their business. I agree & that's a great suggestion by you. I will for sure join in on that on that suggestion.

[WarpFactor69]

Zoe sounds like she has a lot of Fire inside. Any feedback about bella?

Regarding getting interrupted, that shit grinds my gears. I've been to a few shops where I can hear my girl saying come back in 40 minutes, which I appreciate I hate it when they park the guy in another room because then they usually try to rush and get you out the door early. I get it that the girls are trying to make money but I also wonder if some shop owners pressure the girl to not let a customer leave. I'm sure many shop owners monitor the lobby cameras. There was a shop in Vancouver that would put a sign on the front door that said something like we are busy with a client please come back later. I wish other shops did that. I can't remember the shops location unfortunately.

All of us should post when shops park customers in another room and give us the rush treatment. There are several shop owners here reading our posts, maybe they'll get the message of how much we hate that kind of poor customer service. We should put those shops on blast.

[RayKurin]

I don't like them. I'm not sure why some guys do. Natural Cs are amazing.

I don't like the feel of them and they rarely make a chick look better. Naturals of ANY size, any day of the week!

[MixedPlate89]

Went to try love spa today with my guy D. We went in & Zoey gravitated towards me & Bella to D. Imo, Bella is more attractive than Zoey. I don't find Zoey to be, as attractive as others mentioned, but that's subjective & my assessment is subjective, as well in regards to her looks. Imo, Zoey is a solid 6. 5 & done up in make up etc. like the photo they sent me of her via text, she's probably a 7. Nevertheless, I find Zoey to be attractive so I took her as D wasn't into her energy & coco smelled like cigarettes LOL so no go to her. She's not bad looking for a late 30 yr old, but I'm taking Zoey at her early 20's.

So I'm just going to summarize in pts my experience with her:

-Zoey is a freak LOL. She's not as reserved as she looked. She surprised me ngl.

-Zoey likes to be spanked. She makes a sexy little moan when spanked & gets really into fucking more esp head.

- one of the best BBBJ's I had from an AMP chick. She really likes giving head.

- Likes to bite / nibble. A little too wild for me LOL. She bit my chin, neck, nibble on penis LOL, nibbled on my ass cheek LOL XD she's crazy. But I always wanted to fuck a crazy chick at least once so, although she's not my preference per se she fulfilled a fantasy of mine so I was pleased but probably wouldn't see her often unless she toned it down LOL.

- she likes to like. She liked me all over LOL minus anal cause I ain't into that shit.

- A little finger play but she wasn't into it too long & smacked my hand when I attempted to finger her more till completion. Was okay with clit play & exterior of her poonani but not inside for prolonged periods so I'm good with that. I've had some cool with it & some not which is fine.

- she's into DATY. Asked me to service her. I declined & she asked why LOL XD and I told her no. She pretty much said that she has sex with a lot of guys so she understood and said maybe next time LOL. I said no not even next time, and she dropped it.

- She's too chatty for my taste. I had to tell her to be quiet few times LOL. She kept complimenting my cologne & hair plus my eye color and other physical features. It's a turn off when you fucking and the chick trying to talk to you LOL. I'm not here to talk during sex LOL XD.

- she's into tongue kissing & biting lip & all. She'll DFS but not prolonged & she's try to suck your face LOL XD she's wild man LOL. Not a good tongue kisser or kisser as much imo.

- not into her smile. Her grill doesn't look appealing & teeth on top of teeth & slightly crooked but she's still cute.

-she's very clingy and has a dominant personality sexually. Wanted to take control of being on top and fucking me but I'm the fucker she's the fuckee no matter what LOL so I took control and she liked it, but I did kinda like the feistiness, but at the same time I didn't as it was too much at times & I prefer the submissive type.

- She's goofy LOL in her personality, but nice.

- nice natural B cup supple tits & nice nips.

- very solid at Cowgirl.

- likes her hair pulled.

- that young poonani is moist & tight asf. Yeah she a sexy little thing.

- she's a little pushy on negotiating price for FS. Tried $200 than she asked for $250, I said $220 & she stood firm on $250 I said $240 final or I am leaving before we did our business. She settled for $240 for hr massage plus FS.

- few distractions during sex for my guy D & I unfortunately. Only a total of 3, two between me & 1 for D where his girl went out to meet potential customer. Kinda wish more shops would hire someone for the front or lock the door as some AMPs do that to prevent people from coming in during sessions.

- Zoey is into some wild shit LOL. She tried to do what guys do to girls to me like pulling my hair LOL I said chill LOL shaking my head no LOL. She sucked my finger while on top of me which was hot while having eye contact.

- she's got a nice little ass on her & smooth legs.

All in all idk if I'll see her Again or often. She fulfilled a fantasy of mine to fuck a Wild chick LOL, but was a little too wild for my taste tbh. She's a cute chick with high energy, very chatty & has some GFE vibes a little. Helped me put on my clothes, wiped me off well & wiped sweat well as it lasted longer than we got but yeah it was solid. I was pleased but yeah she's wild fellas too wild for me XD so that was my experience with Zoey.

[Zippy69]

Do guys actually like fake breasts? I hate them. I'd be surprised if they actually paid off.

I don't like them. I'm not sure why some guys do. Natural Cs are amazing.

[MixedPlate89]

Do guys actually like fake breasts? I hate them. I'd be surprised if they actually paid off.

I'm team natural so I feel you Brodie.

[Bobby ShafToe]

If the lady gets some upper body enhancements. Does the tips make it pay more. I wonder how many months it can take for the return on investment. Does she pay 10 k for a set of really nice boobs. Or the budget model ones for 4 k, I am thinking if she works hard 5 months she should be able to pay them off. Maybe less.

Down side which I have found. The nipples tend to be quite sensitive for a long time. Quite a few of the lady's are always saying easy No touchiee. Very sensitive and this is on the girls with enhancements.

Its an interesting fact that more than not Asians have large like jumbo kids pencil nipples.

A while ago. I was sucking on one so nicely with her cradling my head and giving the best HJ. Sure was fun.

Do guys actually like fake breasts? I hate them. I'd be surprised if they actually paid off.

[TiedYed2112]

It actually has a different street address, but it's the corner of 170th and Baseline.

I saw Mimi. Attractive, in her 30's (Wearing a skirt and leggings. Seemed like a lot of clothes, but. Rolled the dice. She has had training. THE BEST AMP massage I ever received. A legit massage. She worked out every knot and kink. Chalked up the L, but atleast it was a solid massage. She excused herself and left the room. When she came back, the leggings were gone. I perked up a bit. She told me to flip and the trade wars began. Total GPS, CBJ, cfs available but wanted too much. I rolled back over, finished a great massage. Tipped for the massage and left.

[SilverGhost360]

Finally explored down to Portland. Saw Anni Sunday. Whoa. Experience like nothing before. Sucks I only had enough for 30 minutes. I don't look at myself as an attractive guy. Not fit.

Anni greeted and pulled me back. Decides to do it differently and tip up front. Just about everything was on the table. Overwhelming how I was taken care of. Still kinda speechless. Most I have spent on a massage this short. I see how others are concerned about the future safety of this place.

Anyway, better than GF experience. On the way out, 2 other ladies opened different doors to say bye. Should have grabbed names to put faces to them.

[Amp Guide]

If the lady gets some upper body enhancements. Does the tips make it pay more. I wonder how many months it can take for the return on investment. Does she pay 10 k for a set of really nice boobs. Or the budget model ones for 4 k, I am thinking if she works hard 5 months she should be able to pay them off. Maybe less.

Down side which I have found. The nipples tend to be quite sensitive for a long time. Quite a few of the lady's are always saying easy No touchiee. Very sensitive and this is on the girls with enhancements.

Its an interesting fact that more than not Asians have large like jumbo kids pencil nipples.

A while ago. I was sucking on one so nicely with her cradling my head and giving the best HJ. Sure was fun.

[MixedPlate89]

I've had regular visits with Anni as well. She recently took a 1-2 break to get enhanced down in LA. I was told by MMS she would be back around min March. Sounds like she is back.

Yeah she's back. She replaced SaiSai according to Mamasan at the shop when I texted her yesterday to come today on Monday. The rotation ATM is Lynn (new girl who replaced Lisa,) Anni (who replaced SaiSai,) and MoMo. They had some new girl named yoyo who I seen briefly in a room when I was with Anni Friday but yeah, today as I am responding to you it's only 3 girls in Anni, Lynn & MoMo. Anni is definitely my fav there thus far.

[MixedPlate89]

I checked on two different days after reading the review, both times the person responding to text told me that Saisai has left.

I may have misunderstood your quote: "Mamasan & MoMo remembered me from my first visit & MoMo like last review I left was very handsy with me and hugging & kissing etc. " but when I read it, it seemed as if Momo was happy about your review. I apologize if I got it wrong. If you don't mind us suggestion, perhaps some strategically placed commas would prevent confusion.

That's cool if girls are letting you finger them but it is not common. Your reviews are colorful and entertaining, but some of them seem over the top. Of course I wasn't there, so there's that. Agree that a little confidence goes a long way..

Yeah when my boy D & I went last week Friday she was there & on the period. I asked mamasan yesterday because I was going to go today Monday, and she said SaiSai has been replaced by Anni & is currently no longer there so we both were correct just different timing from Friday up to Sunday when I texted mamasan to inquire on the claim you made that she wasn't there anymore. Again if you need proof I'd be happy to show you my texts with mamasan cause I have nothing to hide.

Yeah I can see how one may mistaken that. However, yes you did & perhaps the way I wrote it probably contributed to that misunderstanding. I mean reading on it implies that I left a last review of her interaction with me & from that first interaction I reviewed on here she remembered me. I would never tell AMP's or masseuses about this or other forums I'm on, about this forum or others. What purpose would that serve LOL? It'll only bring attention to them & thus they'll know things they shouldn't plus it'll probably get them shut down faster so yeah that be dumb LOL.

All good bro no hard feelings it happens. I could have worded it better to be fair. I don't mind at all. That's a fair critique & I'll try going forward implement commas etc, when writing reviews or responding to reviews. To be clear that's fair & I'm not contesting it is or isn't common. I am contesting others coming at me because they don't believe it, and by doing that it honestly serves no point because no one LOL can tell me I didn't experience what I did just because they feel like it's farfetched etc cause it ain't common for them. That's where I respond cause I never since I been on here try to prove someone a liar or they wrong or whatever or they full of BS. I don't care enough to waste that energy tbh. I rather spend it on productive things that actually in grand scheme of things going to move my life forward. Arguing or debating with seasoned AMP vets is not one of them, respectfully.

Fair critique. They can seem over the top to some. That's how I am bro. I'm a detailed person & nuanced from my sports & science background. It's how my mind works. I will take that into consideration & actually given some negative responses & DMs from folks but also just as much positive, I am considering just not reviewing anymore tbh cause it's beneath me. Think I'll just use this site as information purposes only. I'm not interested in the going back & forth & people having issues with my experiences. I'm a man of peace & I'm not going to let folks disturb my peace. I appreciate that in disagreement you stood civil & was not passive aggressive like others so thank you for that. No problem. Just trying to help the community, as it's helped me within the 2-3 months I been here. Peace to you as well.

[WarpFactor69]

I checked on two different days after reading the review, both times the person responding to text told me that Saisai has left.

I may have misunderstood your quote: "Mamasan & MoMo remembered me from my first visit & MoMo like last review I left was very handsy with me and hugging & kissing etc. " but when I read it, it seemed as if Momo was happy about your review. I apologize if I got it wrong. If you don't mind us suggestion, perhaps some strategically placed commas would prevent confusion.

That's cool if girls are letting you finger them but it is not common. Your reviews are colorful and entertaining, but some of them seem over the top. Of course I wasn't there, so there's that. Agree that a little confidence goes a long way.

I'd like to compliment you on the great Recon post. You hit lots of shops. I have been to some of those same spots and agree about the ones you found attractive.

Peace.

1. Yes she is & I'd be happy to DM you her photo & my text with mamasan for proof if you need it.

2. MoMo is not aware that I am on this site. I'm not sure where you're getting that from bro WTF you talking about? I said Momo remembers me from my first visit when I seen Lisa.

3. Not every girl I fingered. Some I have. If you're going to be a smart just get your facts straight. I'm not the one like I told someone. Who messaged me on things I told him I'm self validated as in I don't require the approval of others because questioned my reviews & he thinks I'm bullshiting. If he or anyone else does & said that others do on here. I told him you're not the arbiter of truth & that he can keep it pushing & ignore me. That's the thing with folks is because they themselves lack confidence in themselves when someone like me comes along they take problem with it. I'm exactly the same online as I am in person. What you see is what you get. Just because some of ya'll don't have the same experiences doesn't mean therefore person X cannot have it. Again, idgas what you or he thinks or others who doubt me that's cool whatever. I have confidence in myself & I'm a pretty solidly attractive dude with the gift of gab & charm etc & do very well with women even using a translator LOL on google at times. If you don't like what I have to say bro then ignore me. As I told dude who DM'd me. Problem solved. This how I am with details on my reviews etc. and what I'm saying is what I've experienced. I don't need fillers that's how I talk. So believe what you want. You can say & think you want. I will not be responding further regardless. I'm not trying to convince you on shit so yeah. Have a nice day.