Massage Parlor Reports

[Zippy69]

Is the $240 including the hour house fee? So $70 + $170? In my experience that's way on the high side.

Went to try love spa today with my guy D. We went in & Zoey gravitated towards me & Bella to D. Imo, Bella is more attractive than Zoey. I don't find Zoey to be, as attractive as others mentioned, but that's subjective & my assessment is subjective, as well in regards to her looks. Imo, Zoey is a solid 6. 5 & done up in make up etc. like the photo they sent me of her via text, she's probably a 7. Nevertheless, I find Zoey to be attractive so I took her as D wasn't into her energy & coco smelled like cigarettes LOL so no go to her. She's not bad looking for a late 30 yr old, but I'm taking Zoey at her early 20's.

So I'm just going to summarize in pts my experience with her:

-Zoey is a freak LOL. She's not as reserved as she looked. She surprised me ngl.

-Zoey likes to be spanked. She makes a sexy little moan when spanked & gets really into fucking more esp head.

- one of the best BBBJ's I had from an AMP chick. She really likes giving head.

- Likes to bite / nibble. A little too wild for me LOL. She bit my chin, neck, nibble on penis LOL, nibbled on my ass cheek LOL XD she's crazy. But I always wanted to fuck a crazy chick at least once so, although she's not my preference per se she fulfilled a fantasy of mine so I was pleased but probably wouldn't see her often unless she toned it down LOL.

- she likes to like. She liked me all over LOL minus anal cause I ain't into that shit.

- A little finger play but she wasn't into it too long & smacked my hand when I attempted to finger her more till completion. Was okay with clit play & exterior of her poonani but not inside for prolonged periods so I'm good with that. I've had some cool with it & some not which is fine.

- she's into DATY. Asked me to service her. I declined & she asked why LOL XD and I told her no. She pretty much said that she has sex with a lot of guys so she understood and said maybe next time LOL. I said no not even next time, and she dropped it.

- She's too chatty for my taste. I had to tell her to be quiet few times LOL. She kept complimenting my cologne & hair plus my eye color and other physical features. It's a turn off when you fucking and the chick trying to talk to you LOL. I'm not here to talk during sex LOL XD.

- she's into tongue kissing & biting lip & all. She'll DFS but not prolonged & she's try to suck your face LOL XD she's wild man LOL. Not a good tongue kisser or kisser as much imo.

- not into her smile. Her grill doesn't look appealing & teeth on top of teeth & slightly crooked but she's still cute.

-she's very clingy and has a dominant personality sexually. Wanted to take control of being on top and fucking me but I'm the fucker she's the fuckee no matter what LOL so I took control and she liked it, but I did kinda like the feistiness, but at the same time I didn't as it was too much at times & I prefer the submissive type.

- She's goofy LOL in her personality, but nice.

- nice natural B cup supple tits & nice nips.

- very solid at Cowgirl.

- likes her hair pulled.

- that young poonani is moist & tight asf. Yeah she a sexy little thing.

- she's a little pushy on negotiating price for FS. Tried $200 than she asked for $250, I said $220 & she stood firm on $250 I said $240 final or I am leaving before we did our business. She settled for $240 for hr massage plus FS.

- few distractions during sex for my guy D & I unfortunately. Only a total of 3, two between me & 1 for D where his girl went out to meet potential customer. Kinda wish more shops would hire someone for the front or lock the door as some AMPs do that to prevent people from coming in during sessions.

- Zoey is into some wild shit LOL. She tried to do what guys do to girls to me like pulling my hair LOL I said chill LOL shaking my head no LOL. She sucked my finger while on top of me which was hot while having eye contact.

- she's got a nice little ass on her & smooth legs.

All in all idk if I'll see her Again or often. She fulfilled a fantasy of mine to fuck a Wild chick LOL, but was a little too wild for my taste tbh. She's a cute chick with high energy, very chatty & has some GFE vibes a little. Helped me put on my clothes, wiped me off well & wiped sweat well as it lasted longer than we got but yeah it was solid. I was pleased but yeah she's wild fellas too wild for me XD so that was my experience with Zoey.

[SageSix]

Zoe sounds like she has a lot of Fire inside. Any feedback about bella?

Regarding getting interrupted, that shit grinds my gears. I've been to a few shops where I can hear my girl saying come back in 40 minutes, which I appreciate I hate it when they park the guy in another room because then they usually try to rush and get you out the door early. I get it that the girls are trying to make money but I also wonder if some shop owners pressure the girl to not let a customer leave. I'm sure many shop owners monitor the lobby cameras. There was a shop in Vancouver that would put a sign on the front door that said something like we are busy with a client please come back later. I wish other shops did that. I can't remember the shops location unfortunately.

All of us should post when shops park customers in another room and give us the rush treatment. There are several shop owners here reading our posts, maybe they'll get the message of how much we hate that kind of poor customer service. We should put those shops on blast.

Sadly, that's a common and unavoidable thing with walk in business and not just AMP. My barber knows me well and I tipped her well so even if she sees 5 customer behind me staring at her she will still patiently cut my hair and let other wait or ask them to come back. If I was just a random guy on the street that just popped in today and decided to get a haircut then can't expect any special treatment and sadly she will be rushed. I don't know about you all, but its not like I can just drive to next random barbershop and just cut my hair like AMP LOL. FYI, that barbershop don't do appointments.

To be fair, as fellow monger we can politely ask a girl how long it will take and then either come back at the promise time or wait in the car. They parked us into the room is because.

1) It will be awkward to sit in lobby to see other fellow mongers. (No privacy).

2) Or you don't mind sitting in the lobby and the next customer comes in and see room full of people and just walked out. (They lose business).

3) We are more likely to leave sitting in lobby versus parked in a room with house fee taken and maybe already undressed patiently waiting.

This goes both way too, if I walked into a shop it is a professional courtesy for someone to greet me (I don't know if shop is busy or not)! Some of you mongers park far way, it could be a full house and I wouldn't have a clue!

But lots of other mongers isn't on this forum so same courtesy won't be extended so no point setting a standard here LOL.

As for Girls, they are there to make $$ so its understandable that we are being rushed. I meant many of us have been doing it for years, not hard to tell when to do HH or Hour at our favorite location. What day of the week and what time of the day is less busy and you built from experience. If you get out of your regular routine and visit them on other days then expect the unexpected I guess. Of course, in the end of day it all depends on how that girl wants to deal with the situation, no matter how well we planned our trip. Stuff happens! Sometimes we are lucky sometimes we aren't!

As for store owners, at least for those who wants to succeed and have happy returning (regular) customers. I would assume they rather have their girls finish the 1st customer to full satisfaction and earn their return business versus having girl rushing the 1st customer and panic serving the 2nd.

In grand scheme of things, go to shops that has at least 2 to 3 girls and go when they are about to open or close to beat the traffic. Well, with that being said everyone is going to do that now? LOL JK. Remember, if you don't have patience to wait for the 1st shop and drive to next shop to give them your business, then it is only natural for the 1st shop girls to want to park the customer in a room and rushed you. We all can be the 1st customer and the parked customers. All goes around in circle

[Safrony42]

Hello brongers. Wondering if any of you brother mongers have partaken or been offered the third hole? Please pm to prevent a stampede. Or go ahead and share and create one. Any skinny's offering this? Sharing is caring.

[ZaviJava]

I don't like the feel of them and they rarely make a chick look better. Naturals of ANY size, any day of the week!

I don't like them. I'm not sure why some guys do. Natural Cs are amazing.

I'm team natural so I feel you Brodie.

Do guys actually like fake breasts? I hate them. I'd be surprised if they actually paid off.

I vacillate between the two depending on her physical structure.

A well-done store-bought pair can be attractive, but they usually always look the same half melon shape.

Some can pull that off. Some can't...

There is something about a shapely yet natural breast that a well-made man-made can't compare to...

TBH, I've just liked all sizes & shapes since I first started becoming aware of them...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPVgKoruWdA

[MixedPlate89]

Zoe sounds like she has a lot of Fire inside. Any feedback about bella?

Regarding getting interrupted, that shit grinds my gears. I've been to a few shops where I can hear my girl saying come back in 40 minutes, which I appreciate I hate it when they park the guy in another room because then they usually try to rush and get you out the door early. I get it that the girls are trying to make money but I also wonder if some shop owners pressure the girl to not let a customer leave. I'm sure many shop owners monitor the lobby cameras. There was a shop in Vancouver that would put a sign on the front door that said something like we are busy with a client please come back later. I wish other shops did that. I can't remember the shops location unfortunately.

All of us should post when shops park customers in another room and give us the rush treatment. There are several shop owners here reading our posts, maybe they'll get the message of how much we hate that kind of poor customer service. We should put those shops on blast.

Brodie LOL I'm telling you My G LOL this chick is very wild LOL & 23 she claimed to be XD as she looks younger but either way she's Wild ASF XD. If you like wild & energetic LOL she's the go to then LOL. Yeah, so Bella appears to be between late 20's to 33 yrs old maybe as late as 35. Pretty face, nice natural B cup tatas, dark short shoulder length hair, nice pretty little lips & better looking in person than the photo sent from mamasan. Wears sexy underwear. Ass is decent but a little boney when you hitting it though from behind so proceed with caution my guy. She ain't got no recoil effect to that little boney toosh.

Bella pretty reserved up front in terms of interaction. However, sexually she also likes to be spanked. She also is very solid at fellatio, and kinda likes to be in control while fucking so she likes to be on top. She likes 69 as well & some exterior poonani play. Solid massage& good pressure. Very shallow poonani. She's really into the rough sex. Good smile unlike Zoe. Very sexy body Bella has minus the toosh imo. Head game is very solid. Doesn't talk as much. Be advised though, Bella did indicate that she is leaving to another state so if you want to try her it'll be best to go see her soon. She's also pretty limited with English. Very friendly after a session. Offers to put on your clothes for you and all.

Seriously bro. I hear you on that. I hate that shit LOL. Yeah my guy D & I did a little recon for Vancouver, and although far from Beaverton we are strongly considering hitting up Vancouver much more frequently, due to what you're saying here. No one wants to be distracted while doing their business. I agree & that's a great suggestion by you. I will for sure join in on that on that suggestion.

[WarpFactor69]

Zoe sounds like she has a lot of Fire inside. Any feedback about bella?

Regarding getting interrupted, that shit grinds my gears. I've been to a few shops where I can hear my girl saying come back in 40 minutes, which I appreciate I hate it when they park the guy in another room because then they usually try to rush and get you out the door early. I get it that the girls are trying to make money but I also wonder if some shop owners pressure the girl to not let a customer leave. I'm sure many shop owners monitor the lobby cameras. There was a shop in Vancouver that would put a sign on the front door that said something like we are busy with a client please come back later. I wish other shops did that. I can't remember the shops location unfortunately.

All of us should post when shops park customers in another room and give us the rush treatment. There are several shop owners here reading our posts, maybe they'll get the message of how much we hate that kind of poor customer service. We should put those shops on blast.

[RayKurin]

I don't like them. I'm not sure why some guys do. Natural Cs are amazing.

I don't like the feel of them and they rarely make a chick look better. Naturals of ANY size, any day of the week!

[MixedPlate89]

Went to try love spa today with my guy D. We went in & Zoey gravitated towards me & Bella to D. Imo, Bella is more attractive than Zoey. I don't find Zoey to be, as attractive as others mentioned, but that's subjective & my assessment is subjective, as well in regards to her looks. Imo, Zoey is a solid 6. 5 & done up in make up etc. like the photo they sent me of her via text, she's probably a 7. Nevertheless, I find Zoey to be attractive so I took her as D wasn't into her energy & coco smelled like cigarettes LOL so no go to her. She's not bad looking for a late 30 yr old, but I'm taking Zoey at her early 20's.

So I'm just going to summarize in pts my experience with her:

-Zoey is a freak LOL. She's not as reserved as she looked. She surprised me ngl.

-Zoey likes to be spanked. She makes a sexy little moan when spanked & gets really into fucking more esp head.

- one of the best BBBJ's I had from an AMP chick. She really likes giving head.

- Likes to bite / nibble. A little too wild for me LOL. She bit my chin, neck, nibble on penis LOL, nibbled on my ass cheek LOL XD she's crazy. But I always wanted to fuck a crazy chick at least once so, although she's not my preference per se she fulfilled a fantasy of mine so I was pleased but probably wouldn't see her often unless she toned it down LOL.

- she likes to like. She liked me all over LOL minus anal cause I ain't into that shit.

- A little finger play but she wasn't into it too long & smacked my hand when I attempted to finger her more till completion. Was okay with clit play & exterior of her poonani but not inside for prolonged periods so I'm good with that. I've had some cool with it & some not which is fine.

- she's into DATY. Asked me to service her. I declined & she asked why LOL XD and I told her no. She pretty much said that she has sex with a lot of guys so she understood and said maybe next time LOL. I said no not even next time, and she dropped it.

- She's too chatty for my taste. I had to tell her to be quiet few times LOL. She kept complimenting my cologne & hair plus my eye color and other physical features. It's a turn off when you fucking and the chick trying to talk to you LOL. I'm not here to talk during sex LOL XD.

- she's into tongue kissing & biting lip & all. She'll DFS but not prolonged & she's try to suck your face LOL XD she's wild man LOL. Not a good tongue kisser or kisser as much imo.

- not into her smile. Her grill doesn't look appealing & teeth on top of teeth & slightly crooked but she's still cute.

-she's very clingy and has a dominant personality sexually. Wanted to take control of being on top and fucking me but I'm the fucker she's the fuckee no matter what LOL so I took control and she liked it, but I did kinda like the feistiness, but at the same time I didn't as it was too much at times & I prefer the submissive type.

- She's goofy LOL in her personality, but nice.

- nice natural B cup supple tits & nice nips.

- very solid at Cowgirl.

- likes her hair pulled.

- that young poonani is moist & tight asf. Yeah she a sexy little thing.

- she's a little pushy on negotiating price for FS. Tried $200 than she asked for $250, I said $220 & she stood firm on $250 I said $240 final or I am leaving before we did our business. She settled for $240 for hr massage plus FS.

- few distractions during sex for my guy D & I unfortunately. Only a total of 3, two between me & 1 for D where his girl went out to meet potential customer. Kinda wish more shops would hire someone for the front or lock the door as some AMPs do that to prevent people from coming in during sessions.

- Zoey is into some wild shit LOL. She tried to do what guys do to girls to me like pulling my hair LOL I said chill LOL shaking my head no LOL. She sucked my finger while on top of me which was hot while having eye contact.

- she's got a nice little ass on her & smooth legs.

All in all idk if I'll see her Again or often. She fulfilled a fantasy of mine to fuck a Wild chick LOL, but was a little too wild for my taste tbh. She's a cute chick with high energy, very chatty & has some GFE vibes a little. Helped me put on my clothes, wiped me off well & wiped sweat well as it lasted longer than we got but yeah it was solid. I was pleased but yeah she's wild fellas too wild for me XD so that was my experience with Zoey.

[Zippy69]

Do guys actually like fake breasts? I hate them. I'd be surprised if they actually paid off.

I don't like them. I'm not sure why some guys do. Natural Cs are amazing.

[MixedPlate89]

Do guys actually like fake breasts? I hate them. I'd be surprised if they actually paid off.

I'm team natural so I feel you Brodie.

[Bobby ShafToe]

If the lady gets some upper body enhancements. Does the tips make it pay more. I wonder how many months it can take for the return on investment. Does she pay 10 k for a set of really nice boobs. Or the budget model ones for 4 k, I am thinking if she works hard 5 months she should be able to pay them off. Maybe less.

Down side which I have found. The nipples tend to be quite sensitive for a long time. Quite a few of the lady's are always saying easy No touchiee. Very sensitive and this is on the girls with enhancements.

Its an interesting fact that more than not Asians have large like jumbo kids pencil nipples.

A while ago. I was sucking on one so nicely with her cradling my head and giving the best HJ. Sure was fun.

Do guys actually like fake breasts? I hate them. I'd be surprised if they actually paid off.

[TiedYed2112]

It actually has a different street address, but it's the corner of 170th and Baseline.

I saw Mimi. Attractive, in her 30's (Wearing a skirt and leggings. Seemed like a lot of clothes, but. Rolled the dice. She has had training. THE BEST AMP massage I ever received. A legit massage. She worked out every knot and kink. Chalked up the L, but atleast it was a solid massage. She excused herself and left the room. When she came back, the leggings were gone. I perked up a bit. She told me to flip and the trade wars began. Total GPS, CBJ, cfs available but wanted too much. I rolled back over, finished a great massage. Tipped for the massage and left.

[SilverGhost360]

Finally explored down to Portland. Saw Anni Sunday. Whoa. Experience like nothing before. Sucks I only had enough for 30 minutes. I don't look at myself as an attractive guy. Not fit.

Anni greeted and pulled me back. Decides to do it differently and tip up front. Just about everything was on the table. Overwhelming how I was taken care of. Still kinda speechless. Most I have spent on a massage this short. I see how others are concerned about the future safety of this place.

Anyway, better than GF experience. On the way out, 2 other ladies opened different doors to say bye. Should have grabbed names to put faces to them.

[Amp Guide]

If the lady gets some upper body enhancements. Does the tips make it pay more. I wonder how many months it can take for the return on investment. Does she pay 10 k for a set of really nice boobs. Or the budget model ones for 4 k, I am thinking if she works hard 5 months she should be able to pay them off. Maybe less.

Down side which I have found. The nipples tend to be quite sensitive for a long time. Quite a few of the lady's are always saying easy No touchiee. Very sensitive and this is on the girls with enhancements.

Its an interesting fact that more than not Asians have large like jumbo kids pencil nipples.

A while ago. I was sucking on one so nicely with her cradling my head and giving the best HJ. Sure was fun.

[MixedPlate89]

I've had regular visits with Anni as well. She recently took a 1-2 break to get enhanced down in LA. I was told by MMS she would be back around min March. Sounds like she is back.

Yeah she's back. She replaced SaiSai according to Mamasan at the shop when I texted her yesterday to come today on Monday. The rotation ATM is Lynn (new girl who replaced Lisa,) Anni (who replaced SaiSai,) and MoMo. They had some new girl named yoyo who I seen briefly in a room when I was with Anni Friday but yeah, today as I am responding to you it's only 3 girls in Anni, Lynn & MoMo. Anni is definitely my fav there thus far.