Massage Parlor Reports

[AmaznAzn]

My guess is that "but" was supposed to be "not".

"Her massage is great if you're a gentleman and she'll give you a topless HJ and not rob the piggy bank. ".

You are correct sir, fat fingers on a cell phone!

[CoolBeanGuy]

Had two recent visits to Candy on Holgate and my experiences were not as good as some have posted here.

Vivi was good looking and I liked her body, but chemistry wasn't there. Got an hour with short massage, BBBJ and multiple positions for 2 Benjamins total.

The other one I saw was Lisa. Looked OK at first but when the clothes came off I thought she had a weird body. Sloped shoulders, misshapen bolt-ons and a little paunch. The worst thing was her bad breath. Total buzz kill. Definitely not repeating with her.

Stopped in Love on Powell today for the first time since Lucy left and had a great time with Kuku (Cuckoo? She's cute, thin and a little older with nice natural tits. She reminded me of the Chinese version of a 40 year-old Victoria Abril but with bigger tits. She started the massage and then brought in Zoey who she claimed was 21. I stuck with Kuku even though Zoey looked kind of cute with glasses. Activities were fun. After a lengthy BBBJ, She did me CG, I did her mish and doggie, and then off came the hat and I finished in her mouth. She's very thin but still has a nicely shaped ass. Very enjoyable time.

Thanks for the share but those are last month (February) rotation. You are posting them mid March? SaiSai and Momo is worth the trip this month.

Haven't try Love this month. We'll see.

[MixedPlate89]

Had two recent visits to Candy on Holgate and my experiences were not as good as some have posted here.

Vivi was good looking and I liked her body, but chemistry wasn't there. Got an hour with short massage, BBBJ and multiple positions for 2 Benjamins total.

The other one I saw was Lisa. Looked OK at first but when the clothes came off I thought she had a weird body. Sloped shoulders, misshapen bolt-ons and a little paunch. The worst thing was her bad breath. Total buzz kill. Definitely not repeating with her.

Stopped in Love on Powell today for the first time since Lucy left and had a great time with Kuku (Cuckoo? She's cute, thin and a little older with nice natural tits. She reminded me of the Chinese version of a 40 year-old Victoria Abril but with bigger tits. She started the massage and then brought in Zoey who she claimed was 21. I stuck with Kuku even though Zoey looked kind of cute with glasses. Activities were fun. After a lengthy BBBJ, She did me CG, I did her mish and doggie, and then off came the hat and I finished in her mouth. She's very thin but still has a nicely shaped ass. Very enjoyable time.

Yeah off pics sent to me I wasn't feeling vivi so glad you confirmed it, but sucks you had a strange experience or unfavorable one with her & Lisa. I've been to candy once & it was a great experience & I plan on going tomorrow with my boy D. We have other options like love as well in case they busy or things ain't up to snuff like usual for us. I'll have to try love on Powell. May go there for my bday next week but we'll see. Glad you had a better experience there. Thanks for the review.

[Tungsten99]

Had two recent visits to Candy on Holgate and my experiences were not as good as some have posted here.

Vivi was good looking and I liked her body, but chemistry wasn't there. Got an hour with short massage, BBBJ and multiple positions for 2 Benjamins total.

The other one I saw was Lisa. Looked OK at first but when the clothes came off I thought she had a weird body. Sloped shoulders, misshapen bolt-ons and a little paunch. The worst thing was her bad breath. Total buzz kill. Definitely not repeating with her.

Stopped in Love on Powell today for the first time since Lucy left and had a great time with Kuku (Cuckoo? She's cute, thin and a little older with nice natural tits. She reminded me of the Chinese version of a 40 year-old Victoria Abril but with bigger tits. She started the massage and then brought in Zoey who she claimed was 21. I stuck with Kuku even though Zoey looked kind of cute with glasses. Activities were fun. After a lengthy BBBJ, She did me CG, I did her mish and doggie, and then off came the hat and I finished in her mouth. She's very thin but still has a nicely shaped ass. Very enjoyable time.

[Tungsten99]

"Her massage is great if you're a gentleman and she'll give you an L1 finish topless and but rob the piggy bank".

L1 is slang some places for a handy. So "don't be a dick and she'll give you a topless handy but she will charge a high price for it. ".

My guess is that "but" was supposed to be "not".

"Her massage is great if you're a gentleman and she'll give you a topless HJ and not rob the piggy bank. ".

[k__rat]

You want to try that again? I can't make any sense out of that second sentence.

"Her massage is great if you're a gentleman and she'll give you an L1 finish topless and but rob the piggy bank".

L1 is slang some places for a handy. So "don't be a dick and she'll give you a topless handy but she will charge a high price for it. ".

[Urlboffer]

One of my favorites is Lily at Spring Blossom Spa on 72nd and Sandy. Her massage is great if you're a gentleman and she'll give you an L1 finish topless and but rob the piggy bank. She's also very personable if you are feeling chatty. Happy hunting!

You want to try that again? I can't make any sense out of that second sentence.

[OneOne9]

Entry into the land of elders was $$. Menu was everything but a shower (which had I accepted was a very small tub with a nasty shower curtain).

Final boss was an additional $. She came with a puzzle. Her tattoos were so misshaped from age and weight that you could try and solve them as you worked to finish. Like a kids menu at Applebees. Is that a skull or unicorn. Of course Juicy was there.

This shop has mixed reviews with Anne's being favorable and other providers not so much.

There are many grannies out there late 50's early 60's that take care of themselves and have had plastic surgery. They all advertise as mid 30's-40's and guys believe it. Two on the Vegas board would be Anna and Pepsi, check their pics.

Having said that the oldest and ugleist I have seen were here in Portland also posting they were mid 30's.

I enjoyed your review and got a good laugh. I have learned to walk if I don't like what I see and eliminate paying more than I want by only taking in what I am willing to spend. My loss would have been 2 not 3 but then again I would have walked and my loss would have been my time only.

[AmaznAzn]

Any recommendations for a solid massage where you get most of the hour, good teasing, L1 and preferably topless? Sometimes that's the best for me. I'm visiting in a while, feel free to DM and I'm happy to trade info on Atlanta if that helps.

I've been keeping up with the board and going back in the history, so think I have an idea of some of the best overall spots, but most of the discussion lately is on FS spots and pricing.

One of my favorites is Lily at Spring Blossom Spa on 72nd and Sandy. Her massage is great if you're a gentleman and she'll give you an L1 finish topless and but rob the piggy bank. She's also very personable if you are feeling chatty. Happy hunting!

[Batman8899]

I went to this place a couple of months ago and the girls were MILFs but good looking. Their price was a bit higher than normal but the service was good.

BTW the pics WERE accurate. I saw Anne. Sucks you had that experience.

She would have been their grandchild.

[Sancho1999]

TLDR; stay away from this place at all costs. Old women, saggy bodies, much baby damage, piranha BJ, haggling like a Mexican street vendor.

12th Ave near DT PDX. Google maps shows this place as closed.

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I went to this place a couple of months ago and the girls were MILFs but good looking. Their price was a bit higher than normal but the service was good.

BTW the pics WERE accurate. I saw Anne. Sucks you had that experience.

[Batman8899]

I literally LOLed at this, sorry man, some you win and some you don't. At least you now have a hell of a fun story. I got to ask, how much did you end up paying to be able to tell this tale?

If we ever cross paths, first beer is on me.

Entry into the land of elders was $$. Menu was everything but a shower (which had I accepted was a very small tub with a nasty shower curtain).

Final boss was an additional $. She came with a puzzle. Her tattoos were so misshaped from age and weight that you could try and solve them as you worked to finish. Like a kids menu at Applebees. Is that a skull or unicorn. Of course Juicy was there.

[Kinksty]

TLDR; stay away from this place at all costs. Old women, saggy bodies, much baby damage, piranha BJ, haggling like a Mexican street vendor.

12th Ave near DT PDX…

…Grandma then gets on her back and says "fuck me, fuck me". The sight of a 60 yo woman doing this was the finishing blow. I could not defeat the boss level. I told her nope I am leaving. I throw the hat on the ground and try to dress as each is trying to get me to stay. I tell them keep the money. I don't care. I just want out. They back off, offer me a water and I am gone.

I literally LOLed at this, sorry man, some you win and some you don't. At least you now have a hell of a fun story. I got to ask, how much did you end up paying to be able to tell this tale?

If we ever cross paths, first beer is on me.

[WarpFactor69]

It's going to take a lot of good sessions to erase the memory of this one!

The best medicine for a bad session is to go fuck someone else. The sooner, the better.

[Batman8899]

It's going to take a lot of good sessions to erase the memory of this one!

No shit. Going to Cali for some 22 yo yum yum. Might need a 6 pack of them.