Massage Parlor Reports

[MixedPlate89]

TLDR; stay away from this place at all costs. Old women, saggy bodies, much baby damage, piranha BJ, haggling like a Mexican street vendor.

12th Ave near DT PDX. Google maps shows this place as closed.

Ads show a young attractive provider named "Lisa". Message and ask if Lisa is real and work. I get a replay from a different number than I texted. "Yes!" You come see. Without prompting I get several follow up text with a menu of offerings for various price points. Interesting. I rarely discuss donations via text. What the hell invite it a try. Worst mistake ever.

Upon arrival there are no signs, lights, and the door is locked. Ring the bell and someone comes running down the hall. She is probably mid 50's. I am think mamasan but she is dressed like the talent. She takes my hand and brings me to a room with a regular double bed in it and towels spread across. I ask for Lisa. She says I am Lisa. I probably could have said Jimmy and she would have been Jimmy.

"What you want baby?" I mention the menu and price. Instantly the upsell starts. "Oh no, that is X amount more". Big head is telling me to pop smoke and retreat. Little head starts negotiating. She agrees with the original quote.

"Lay on back". Ok no massage or teasing. Straight into the performance. She quick gets my attention and reach for a hat. Whoa, this should be BBBJ. "No, that's more $". More haggling and BBBJ. Which was the worst. She scrapped her teeth to the point where I wanted her to just stop. Maybe a tactic or she just is bad at it.

On goes the hat and she started the most unenthusiastic CG ride. She quick got tired. I guess so she is in her mid 50's and her body was showing each of the years like rings on a tree. The floppiest, saggy, uneven tits ever. She pulls me over to mish, but just looking at her was deflating my Goodyear.

Damn bro this is unfortunate. Should of definitely left when it became SUSPECT. Is what it is. Sometimes when you hungry you got to eat fast food but sometimes they fast food ain't worth it & make feel like shit afterwards. Hmm.

[Pdx503]

TLDR; stay away from this place at all costs. Old women, saggy bodies, much baby damage, piranha BJ, haggling like a Mexican street vendor.

12th Ave near DT PDX. Google maps shows this place as closed.

Ads show a young attractive provider named "Lisa". Message and ask if Lisa is real and work. I get a replay from a different number than I texted. "Yes!" You come see. Without prompting I get several follow up text with a menu of offerings for various price points. Interesting. I rarely discuss donations via text. What the hell invite it a try. Worst mistake ever.

Upon arrival there are no signs, lights, and the door is locked. Ring the bell and someone comes running down the hall. She is probably mid 50's. I am think mamasan but she is dressed like the talent. She takes my hand and brings me to a room with a regular double bed in it and towels spread across. I ask for Lisa. She says I am Lisa. I probably could have said Jimmy and she would have been Jimmy.

"What you want baby?" I mention the menu and price. Instantly the upsell starts. "Oh no, that is X amount more". Big head is telling me to pop smoke and retreat. Little head starts negotiating. She agrees with the original quote.

"Lay on back". Ok no massage or teasing. Straight into the performance. She quick gets my attention and reach for a hat. Whoa, this should be BBBJ. "No, that's more $". More haggling and BBBJ. Which was the worst. She scrapped her teeth to the point where I wanted her to just stop. Maybe a tactic or she just is bad at it.

On goes the hat and she started the most unenthusiastic CG ride. She quick got tired. I guess so she is in her mid 50's and her body was showing each of the years like rings on a tree. The floppiest, saggy, uneven tits ever. She pulls me over to mish, but just looking at her was deflating my Goodyear.

I flip her to K9 and pound that ass forever as nothing in this situation has me ready to skeet.

This is hilarious and reminds me of an old Nick Swardson story about his first asian massage experience. I'm surprised they weren't both cheering you on by the end. LOL.

https://youtu.be/tTRGJQj4c5E?si=t7FqtALUHw5gZcRX

[Joepdx]

TLDR; stay away from this place at all costs. Old women, saggy bodies, much baby damage, piranha BJ, haggling like a Mexican street vendor.

It's going to take a lot of good sessions to erase the memory of this one!

[Batman8899]

TLDR; stay away from this place at all costs. Old women, saggy bodies, much baby damage, piranha BJ, haggling like a Mexican street vendor.

12th Ave near DT PDX. Google maps shows this place as closed.

Ads show a young attractive provider named "Lisa". Message and ask if Lisa is real and work. I get a replay from a different number than I texted. "Yes!" You come see. Without prompting I get several follow up text with a menu of offerings for various price points. Interesting. I rarely discuss donations via text. What the hell invite it a try. Worst mistake ever.

Upon arrival there are no signs, lights, and the door is locked. Ring the bell and someone comes running down the hall. She is probably mid 50's. I am think mamasan but she is dressed like the talent. She takes my hand and brings me to a room with a regular double bed in it and towels spread across. I ask for Lisa. She says I am Lisa. I probably could have said Jimmy and she would have been Jimmy.

"What you want baby?" I mention the menu and price. Instantly the upsell starts. "Oh no, that is X amount more". Big head is telling me to pop smoke and retreat. Little head starts negotiating. She agrees with the original quote.

"Lay on back". Ok no massage or teasing. Straight into the performance. She quick gets my attention and reach for a hat. Whoa, this should be BBBJ. "No, that's more $". More haggling and BBBJ. Which was the worst. She scrapped her teeth to the point where I wanted her to just stop. Maybe a tactic or she just is bad at it.

On goes the hat and she started the most unenthusiastic CG ride. She quick got tired. I guess so she is in her mid 50's and her body was showing each of the years like rings on a tree. The floppiest, saggy, uneven tits ever. She pulls me over to mish, but just looking at her was deflating my Goodyear.

I flip her to K9 and pound that ass forever as nothing in this situation has me ready to skeet.

I ask her for cim and she agrees. I lay on my back and she oils me up for a HJ. I tell her no BBBJCIM. She lets out an "ugh" wipes me off and starts scraping her teeth. She then offers second girl for double the original fee and I declined. She thanked me offers her for half and I am thinking she must be better than the fucking beaver chewing on my wood so I accept.

Enter grandma. Yes, the second girl was older that the OG girl. This basically deflated the Goodyear.

They chat in Chinese and grandma is now in charge. First girl stick one of her saggy, bitter, nipples in my mouth while grandma stretches a hat of my semi. Grandma is trying her best to bring life back but the situation has gone south and I want out.

Grandma then gets on her back and says "fuck me, fuck me". The sight of a 60 yo woman doing this was the finishing blow. I could not defeat the boss level. I told her nope I am leaving. I throw the hat on the ground and try to dress as each is trying to get me to stay. I tell them keep the money. I don't care. I just want out. They back off, offer me a water and I am gone.

[ThaManBey]

So been to sunny Tualatin a couple of times, and its usually hit or miss.

Was there last week and while I got a great massage the FS after was lackluster.

Hey you win some you loose some. It also happens to be on my drive home so I tend to check it out more often than not.

So stopped by yesterday and looked at all the other 2 spots in the tualatin triangle and decided to stop at sunny as a last ditch effort.

I was about to leave when Claire came out and stopped me and lead me right back to the room.

Well her beautiful man mades were popping right out her dress and she looked like she had a figure under her skirt so I was like bet.

Ahh worst case I will be back again next week and maybe I get a release.

Well I get undressed and face down to see what sort of massage I get and it was alright but right off the bat I felt them glorious man mades on my back.

I was like ok this may be fun. 10 minutes later she has me turn over and she proceeded with a nice BBBJ that almost got me to pop. Slowed her down and flipped to 69 and it was glorious.

Cover on and a combination of mish and reverse cow girl had me popping in the bag.

2 bills all in. She was fun.

I will see if she is still around next week.

[Amp Guide]

I visited a good 4 months ago. Good times FS on the table. Nice middle aged girl. Good body Firm. Have not repeated but certainly could if the feeling arose. Its an ok place. Your millage might very. But for a standard time. 40's plus hard body gal. Its a good place. If you want the 20's girls I did not see any.

[Random2020]

Any recommendations for a solid massage where you get most of the hour, good teasing, L1 and preferably topless? Sometimes that's the best for me. I'm visiting in a while, feel free to DM and I'm happy to trade info on Atlanta if that helps.

I've been keeping up with the board and going back in the history, so think I have an idea of some of the best overall spots, but most of the discussion lately is on FS spots and pricing.

[Mr Goo Time]

Gents,

I've gone back through the pages 15 deep now and can't find a review. I saw one somewhere which described a petite gal and had her name but when I text to see who's working, it doesn't ring a bell. Any info would be greatly appreciated.

[Qualish]

Any extras?

See #9845.

[Kinksty]

I was passing through the area late one morning, and realized I needed to pick up a few things from the grocery store. And as long as I was in the parking lot, I figured I may as well stop by Azure Spa, too.

Saw Lucy. Maybe 5'1. Mid- late 20's, Tight body. Pretty face. Wore a tight dress. Nice butt. Incredible massage.

Any extras?

[GreenMachine]

I was passing through the area late one morning, and realized I needed to pick up a few things from the grocery store. And as long as I was in the parking lot, I figured I may as well stop by Azure Spa, too.

Saw Lucy. Maybe 5'1. Mid- late 20's, Tight body. Pretty face. Wore a tight dress. Nice butt. Incredible massage.

[Kinksty]

Long-time monger, but a newbie on AMP. I've heard Candy Massage and Love Spa are great, but where is Love Spa at? Google shows several possibilities.

Wow, I googled too and there is a love heath spa also looks to be an AMP. Had no idea.

John. I'm 100% sure the one we speak of here is on Powell. Good luck.

[Kinksty]

8X Dr down from Phoenix Massage.

Noticed this place a few weeks back, wandered in today to do some recon. 40 something lady greeted me, wearing a mask and apron looking thing. She did have a skirt so maybe some fun can be had, but didn't get that vibe. She wasn't fat, looked decently fit, but a pass for me. Walked out, don't plan to try again.

[WarpFactor69]

Long-time monger, but a newbie on AMP. I've heard Candy Massage and Love Spa are great, but where is Love Spa at? Google shows several possibilities.

Do a Google search using the words "rubmaps portland" (or Beaverton or Salem or Vancouver, etc.) The first or second result will say something like Portland massage parlors 210. Click on that result. Once on the site, look near the top right of your page below the blue bar, there is a box you can click to change the sort order. In this situation, I would sort alphabetically.

You will see results for the AMPs in Portland, complete with phone numbers address and operating hours.

Useful information for any City you will be visiting in the United states.

Love spa and candy are two locations that I needed to add the extra 20 to turn a frown upside down. 200 total for half hour. Don't let the girl dictate to you what you have to pay.

[MixedPlate89]

Long-time monger, but a newbie on AMP. I've heard Candy Massage and Love Spa are great, but where is Love Spa at? Google shows several possibilities.

Check your DM as I posted the address in a message to you, as o believe per the rule you cannot post identifying info otherwise you'll get the boot.