Massage Parlor Reports

**PriscillaM** · 03-10-25 22:23

Originally Posted by GuyMon [View Original Post]

Great checklist! Keep up the good work. I appreciate your posts. What's wrong with free water though? LOL.

You are a non-senior so I will be friendly.

First off, it is not free. These places have to fucken source those 3 ounce waters from special factories in the hindu kush. You are paying for it.

Second, you need to go to an MP prepared. As Tupac said, do some crunches and wipe your ass. You can have a fucken water in the car. They are rarely offered cold, and if you are the kind of person relying on a water from an MP then I am sure you also count on dropping a load in the bathroom. I had to quit wharf for some time because literally every fucker was "can I use the bathroom first, I just got off work at ralphs and ran over here because I read on USA sex guide that Bella has a big Bush that she lets you finger and I forgot to make pee pee and poo poo. ".

Third, I am sure these ladies talk about us on some forum. I would rather be known as the guy who does not take the water rather than the guy who hit the MP in Lawndale and made the girl cum twice from cunnilingus.

Fourth, where the fuck else have you ever been offered a water on the way out? I run an office. When people come in, I offer them bev. If they are leaving, I do not offer them one for the road, this is not a fucken wagon ride through donner pass.

Fifth, those waters in the 2. 5 ounce size are not even handed out at fucken AYSO youth soccer. If you are in a relationship and have to explain where the fuck you got the water, you would be better off explaining how a president who ordered his FBI to investigate his political opponent fares better historically than a president who was charged, at best, with covering up an unauthorized investigation of his political opponent.

Sixth, my neurotic nature has led me to focus on the most ministerial of details of MPs and there is no greater detail for a nutcase like me standing at a panopticon observation deck than the free water.

**GuyMon** · 03-10-25 20:12

Great checklist! Keep up the good work. I appreciate your posts. What's wrong with free water though? LOL.

Originally Posted by PriscillaM [View Original Post]

So, there seems to be a bit of review culture going on, meaning that I am asked every fucking time I go in and out of these places to review the girl, favorably, and the mamasan and girl asks that too.

So, here is a little guide to a favorable review:

1. no hard masageeeeee. Go soft, and I mean softer than clay Aiken in a titty bar. If I want a hard massage I would be a normie and not a degenerate. If I want hard, you can ask. Unlike word with the shitass calibri font as default, I will never complain about a soft massage being the norm.

**Liupeng** · 03-10-25 17:57

Another day, another A! I was planning on 30 minutes, but I saw Summer and that caused me to change my pitch up and go for the full hour. Summer is has a very pretty face and a great smile. She took my hand and led me to the room. In fairness, there was no massage, but I am confident that it would have been great.

This AMP is clean, and I saw a few other cute girls there.

Once in the room, she gave me a long hug and an exploratory kiss. I kissed her back, and it was game on. We stood there and kissed for a few minutes and ran our hands over each other's bodies. She pulled off my shirt, and I pulled down the front of her dress to reveal some perky Ds. Yes, they were man-made, but the shape was great, her skin was warm and smooth, and her little nipples got hard in my mouth. I kicked off my pants and she wiggled out of her dress. Her ass was firm and round, and her stomach is flat and smooth. She has a lovely figure. I am guessing she is mid to late 30's, and that's great. I love a gal with some experience. I cupped her smooth ass as she kissed my mouth, neck, and chest. She worked her way down.

The kneeling BBBJ was great. Lots of attention (licking and gentle sucking) of the balls as she caressed my hard cock. She enthusiastically licked and then sucked on me. She took her time, and I never felt rushed.

She stood up and laid on the table. That trimmed kitty was calling to me, and I wanted to return the favor with interest. I knelt on the floor and buried my face in that sweet smelling pussy. I gently kneaded her breasts and rolled her nipples between my thumb and forefinger as I methodically licked her clit. When I found "the spot" and the rhythm she responded to, I placed one hand on her abdomen and gently pressed down as I licked her. Pretty soon she signaled that she was about to cum, and I maintained the speed and pressure. Then I pushed her knees up to her chest and kept going with my tongue until she came again.

I put the jimmy on myself as she lubed up for round 2. She laid on her back and I slowly rubbed my cock between her pussy lips to build some tension and anticipation. An hour is better than 1/2 if you really want to get intimate. From there I slid into that tight, warm box. Summer has a great pussy--I mean really great. I fucked her for a while in standing mish while leaning forward to kiss her mouth and suck on her nipples. Next we moved to regular mish. This was spectacular with her firm tits pressed against my chest as I sucked on her tongue.

Next was some fun doggy. Cupping her tits from behind and pulling those smooth hips into mine was great. I gently massaged her starfish, but kept my thumb on the outside. After all, I am a gentleman.

Time to finish. Off came the rubber. She straddled my face and swallowed my cock. I licked that sweet pussy some more and slid my thumb up in there. I busted hard in her mouth, and she just kept sucking.

After that was hot towels to clean up, some more hugging and kissing. This was true GFE. The level of intimacy was really refreshing.

Will return for this enthusiastic hottie.

**PriscillaM** · 03-10-25 12:00

So, there seems to be a bit of review culture going on, meaning that I am asked every fucking time I go in and out of these places to review the girl, favorably, and the mamasan and girl asks that too.

So, here is a little guide to a favorable review:

1. no hard masageeeeee. Go soft, and I mean softer than clay Aiken in a titty bar. If I want a hard massage I would be a normie and not a degenerate. If I want hard, you can ask. Unlike word with the shitass calibri font as default, I will never complain about a soft massage being the norm.

2. balls. I did not know until I was like 30 that the balls are essential to fighter pilot training. If I am on my stomach with my ass up, and I do not get attacked, and I mean 3rd I'd combat brigade in Baghdad style, in the ball area, there will be issues with the BBB. I want fondling, poking, caressing, any other verbs you can think of.

3. asshole. There has to be some attention to the boy pussy. I realize that many mongers have the ass hygiene skills of a get out the vote for kamala operation in cobb county, but you can wipe it down if need be. At a minimum, a carefully pedicured index finger must graze the surface of my thermal exhaust port, thereby causing a chain reaction leading to the destruction of the death star. If you want to finger my tuchas, just ask permission. And of course, there is extreee credit for a tongue up there, measured by centimeter.

4. time. The massage part on my back should not last more than ten minutes. Tittie rubbing time, ass fingering, ball juggling and cleaning my mudhole with tongue is not counted against the time.

5. hot towel. If this is done between front and back, the hot towel should be no more than 3 nanoseconds away. At wharf it can be up to a minute and I stopped going due to that bullshit.

6. flip. There is to be no massage on my front at all. Once I am flipped over, other than a body assessment with fingertips, it is dick time.

7. ball work. This is mandatory.

8. gooch work. This is really the key to a great review.

9. blow job. This should be done facing me, side swipe, and in 69. Then I would like to be asked which one I like the most. And that should be repeated. Oh and if it is a CBJ tell me so I can buy a flamethrower.

10. Bush. Many girls are breaking this rule of engagement. This is not porno. This is culver city. There are rules. Maintain a dense Bush at all times.

11. Fucking. Do not suggest positions. I have a list on my Samsung notes.

12. Table. Massage tables are for shit. Red lantern has spoiled me. Even ginja had wide tables. Get them. Or you are killing me larry.

13. Rubbers. Magnums. There is no substitute.

14. Nutting. I sometime cannot nut in the bag. A gentle hand release should be offered.

15. Clean up. Give me the option to clean up the mess in aisle 7.

16. Free water. Do not offer this. Ever.

15.

**Vulva Nut** · 03-09-25 18:29

Originally Posted by SeanMendez345 [View Original Post]

Stopped in earlier in the morning. Was greeted by monica. Took me straight to the room actually got the massage started she took her time actually sat on my back to really get into my spots so its an overall nice massage. After a little bit of the massage did the usual negotiations after she cupped my balls to ask me if I wanted more and what. I give her the universal signal for everything. Smiled said okay. She went got her supplies started with normal LFK got her clothes off then she's got nice handful I would guess C's handful enough. Into her kneeling down and me on the side of the table giving some good BBBJ but where my back newly regenerated from her decent massage. I decided fuck it And after the BJ went to pound town for a little in Doggy. After layed back down on the table had her finish doing the work and that pussy was tight and was enough to carry me over the edge.

Sounds like good service. Sorry to nitpick but there is zero description of the girl, aside from C cups. How was her face, figure, nipples, pussy, clit? Describe! We can f' hundreds of girls in so-Cal w C-cups. Ideally we are scouts for each other and help each other find our preferred types. Secondly, is this the Sun Beauty in the SFV? Van Nuys or Winnetka? Thanks.

**Kdoc13** · 03-09-25 15:02

I lived in LA about 20 years ago in KTown. I used to check BP or there was a monthly newspaper "LA Scene" which used to have ads for escorts and AMPs. I've not kept tabs on LA since I left, but will be visiting soon. If one of the Seniors could take a minute an pm me the best ways to look for talent or AMPs out there I'd appreciate it. I'd offer to exchange for Ohio, but it's a wasteland out here now.

**SeanMendez345** · 03-08-25 21:54

Stopped in earlier in the morning. Was greeted by monica. Took me straight to the room actually got the massage started she took her time actually sat on my back to really get into my spots so its an overall nice massage. After a little bit of the massage did the usual negotiations after she cupped my balls to ask me if I wanted more and what. I give her the universal signal for everything. Smiled said okay. She went got her supplies started with normal LFK got her clothes off then she's got nice handful I would guess C's handful enough. Into her kneeling down and me on the side of the table giving some good BBBJ but where my back newly regenerated from her decent massage. I decided fuck it And after the BJ went to pound town for a little in Doggy. After layed back down on the table had her finish doing the work and that pussy was tight and was enough to carry me over the edge.

**SabertoothPeni** · 03-08-25 20:30

Originally Posted by GreenB909 [View Original Post]

Sorry, where is this?

https://www.rubmaps.ch/massage-garde...city-ca-265740#rubmaps.

Enjoy!!

**Wicker555** · 03-08-25 19:32

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Please do not feed the fucking trolls.

A2

**GreenB909** · 03-08-25 18:49

Originally Posted by SabertoothPeni [View Original Post]

Yes, this girl is enthusiastic, friendly, and highly skilled. I hope she is there for a long time.

Sorry, where is this?

**SabertoothPeni** · 03-08-25 11:39

Originally Posted by Jimmy818 [View Original Post]

Line up at Garden 5437 is looking tight. Joy, Amy and Sofie all hotties. I got Sofie, excellent little package of natural feeling mm c tits, soft skin, skinny legs, and top notch massage starting with hands and arms ending with tongue and tits all over me. Flipped, b2 b hotness, making out, bbj, couple different versions of mish and came hard in the bag. $$for hhr+tip.

Yes, this girl is enthusiastic, friendly, and highly skilled. I hope she is there for a long time.

**PriscillaM** · 03-07-25 22:43

Originally Posted by Artisttyp [View Original Post]

Can someone please tell me how feasible it would be to get to spas via the subway from the Downtown area or is that a pipe dream?

Thanks.

Where is "spas" - the subway from downtown. If you mean the redline is a mobile homeless shelter and fentanyl administration vehicle infested with you tube AI software engineers and theoretical physicists. It is not a viable means of transportation any longer due to the likes of karen bascon. But if you like public transportation and the smell of free range shit, it does go to lots of places in l. A. , the problem is your post is third party unreadable.

**Artisttyp** · 03-07-25 20:33

Can someone please tell me how feasible it would be to get to spas via the subway from the Downtown area or is that a pipe dream?

Thanks.

**Jimmy818** · 03-07-25 14:11

Line up at Garden 5437 is looking tight. Joy, Amy and Sofie all hotties. I got Sofie, excellent little package of natural feeling mm c tits, soft skin, skinny legs, and top notch massage starting with hands and arms ending with tongue and tits all over me. Flipped, b2 b hotness, making out, bbj, couple different versions of mish and came hard in the bag. $$for hhr+tip.

**LoneStar1979** · 03-07-25 10:02

Visited Perfect Massage in El Monte today.

Greeted by a very beautiful young lady named Bella.

Body is very sexy, very shapely.

In great shape, nice flat tummy, very confident.

Very positive attitude, super friendly.

Massage was so satisfing, very much enjoyed it.

I will return very soon, best massage.

I paid 150 tip for the 69 + FS + Massage.