Strip Club Reports

[GreenMount28]

Well this Cindy from secrets.

$100 to plow & head. Nightshift.

As compared $600-800 for yella, Dream, Aria, Ayla, Euro at Synn.

Also hung out with her for no charge.

Not too bad, Looks as good as many of the girls at Synn now.

[AttaSquirt]

Stopped by Synn on Tuesday afternoon. Saw Raya on the main stage shaking that money maker. When she got off stage she was walking by and cast a look in my direction, I locked eyes and gave her the come hither look. She sat down and we chatted a bit. She asked if I was interested in a VIP, I said maybe, but countered with a 2 for 40 dance first. She readily agreed and off we went. I could tell right away this girl was VIP material. Kept grabbing the old trouser trout, let me pet the kitty and suck on her titties. Got the 190 VIP for half hour. We got in the room and she told me to get comfy. This is when I realized I had made a horrible mistake. I had not negotiated services prior to paying for the VIP. Complete breakdown of discipline on my part. That caboose of her's had me thunderstruck I reckon. I was thinking she had me by the short hairs and the VIP session was going to turn out to be horrible because I was thinking she was going to demand some astronomical amount to tap that pussy. I made an offer at the going market rate and she agreed. Whew, crisis averted! I guess she is fond of DATY and DATO because she immediately bent over and offered up that absurdly sexy ass in my face. Now, just between you and me and the fencepost, this is something I very rarely indulge in. Raya was clean as a whistle downstairs. No detectable odors of vaginosis, starfish completely neutral as well. Alternately giving a thorough tongue lashing to her pussy and bunghole, I asked "So, you wouldn't happen to do anal sex would you?" Raya immediately excitedly exclaimed "I do! Sweeter words I have never heard. My prayers were answered. She did say, it would be extra. Very modest upcharge of a C note and I was soon plowing Raya's backdoor Tunnel of Love. Heaven on Earth it was. Mounted up doggy and pounding that ass, looking down and seeing her boobies sway to and fro was icing on the cake. Also she was getting quite vocal which was very erotic. Normally it is very difficult for me to cum with a wrapper on, but I didn't last long in Raya's buttery smooth, oh so supple anal cavity. I had planned on ripping off the rubber and splattering those buns. She had other plans because she had a death grip on the condom with the old reverse reach around trick. That was kind of a bummer. Overall was a good experience. It has been years since I have done anal in a gentlemen's club. So I think I have that out of my system now, maybe. On the downside there was no GFE, and everything was covered including the BJ. Usually I like to document my debauchery with photos / vids. Does anybody know what the rules are for taking pics in the VIP and posting them here? With the girls permission of course.

[KingMg23]

Well this Cindy from secrets.

$100 to plow & head. Nightshift.

As compared $600-800 for yella, Dream, Aria, Ayla, Euro at Synn.

Also hung out with her for no charge.

[Download X]

Depends on the Day for me at Synn and Rhino can flip flop. Sometimes Rhino has 7-9's more on the 8 side, while synn will have some 6's contributing to the Average.

Yeah I was going to say that day shift and night shift are different at every club. And each day is going to be different since most girls work a few days. But still good to hear intel on girls at Secret, every opinion is valuable. At my favorite club night shift is great Wed to Sun but Mon and Tue are totally different girls. Not awful but not the same level either. Whereas dayshift is completely different girls. They actually put every new girl through dayshift first unless she's obviously hot and experienced already (that's just this club's rule, most clubs don't do this). The main reason being night shift makes much better money and is full of hotties. Just using one example to illustrate, my club is in SD (see the thread for guides) but pretty much every club follows the rule of night and day shift being different.

It also needs to be said some clubs tend to hire certain types. Synn is full of skinny petite girls, there's a lot of them of all races. Doesn't mean guys will like them, but if you already like thin petite girls then it makes things easy. Guys who like bigger thick girls are going to want Paradise. Just stating the obvious that every guy has a type. Whereas a club like Cheetah's in SD has plenty of hot young stunners, just lower mileage (good straight lap dances, not for banging). Basically there are three types of clubs: High mileage (most COI clubs), alcohol (Satin in COI, Candy Shop in SD), or straight dances (Cheetah's, Expose). Should not be surprising that straight dance clubs have hotter girls, but they don't put out. Some are happy to give you LDK, some won't. Photo guides:
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post7109096 Full SD strip clubs guide
http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post7156844 More SD club photos

I list guides to show what the competition offers and the alternatives. Competition is the only thing keeping clubs half honest, the other half is up to you. Since I like petite girls, Paradise is out. Worth going if you like thicker cheaper girls it's just not for me. Whereas Synn and SR are good. Synn to bang, SR for full nude VIP dances with the option. You can get a legit dance at SR without tipping, just feel out the girl on the floor to make sure she's motivated. Whereas Synn a lot more girls will pressure you to do more for tips. Up to you, every guy is looking for something different.

If you really just want to bang, I would not do it at strip clubs. Even though I get the appeal and have done it plenty myself. If you like white girls then HX or maybe PD, if you like Asian then korgs. The one advantage of strip clubs is you get to pick the girl in-person, and if you find a good girl you can repeat her on the spot. Interview and feel them out on the floor. It has it's convenience and the chase can be fun. But it's a bit of work since the good girls come and go, and you're back to square one if your ATFs are gone. Or get jaded and worn out. Good to see Melanie is still around, she is solid. Not everyone's type, but the ideal attitude. Paris was at least hot and worth it, most girls ask higher prices but can't justify it. Just ignore them and make sure to feel the girl out on the floor and bail if the vibe isn't right, it filters out most problems.

[GreenMount28]

I take it from your review Secrets ain't all that. Agree or disagree with the ranking below?

General attractiveness of the average dancer in COI.

1. Synn.

2. Rhino.

3. Paradise.

4. Secrets.

Not surprising to look at but as you can see the inverse relation to prices.

Depends on the Day for me at Synn and Rhino can flip flop. Sometimes Rhino has 7-9's more on the 8 side, while synn will have some 6's contributing to the Average.

[SuperFreakOMG3]

It probably is. Bliss, rebranded as Secrets, still sux. Stopped in at Tuesday around noon. $10 cover, $12 bottled water. 4 girls on duty. 3 were fatties, 1 was normal size, kinda attractive. Her name is Penny. Latina. Wants a tip for watching her dance or if she sits down to talk with you she also wants a tip. Worse than the IRS. Oh the inside? Same shithole as Bliss. Nothing remodeled. Left $6 of water in the bottle and bounced. Went to Synn next.

I take it from your review Secrets ain't all that. Agree or disagree with the ranking below?

General attractiveness of the average dancer in COI.

1. Synn.

2. Rhino.

3. Paradise.

4. Secrets.

Not surprising to look at but as you can see the inverse relation to prices.

[AttaSquirt]

It probably is. Bliss, rebranded as Secrets, still sux. Stopped in at Tuesday around noon. $10 cover, $12 bottled water. 4 girls on duty. 3 were fatties, 1 was normal size, kinda attractive. Her name is Penny. Latina. Wants a tip for watching her dance or if she sits down to talk with you she also wants a tip. Worse than the IRS. Oh the inside? Same shithole as Bliss. Nothing remodeled. Left $6 of water in the bottle and bounced. Went to Synn next.

[BoneRanger22]

Anyone know where Ariel from Synn is at now.

[GreenMount28]

Rhino COI has been sad for a few months with lacking new talent, Jhene (who wasn't even that good) has moved on to coffee shops but will still dance from here and there. Portia is taking a break. Royalty, you're always trash talking her so no downside there. Yeah Khloe has GPS on her, just taking her for lap dance will tell you that.

I've noticed now a lot of girls from other clubs like synn, satin, and knockouts are at Rhino and doing both on different days. I went recently just cause and saw candy for a lap dance which was totally worth it. It looks like if a girl gets kicked out of synn she goes to Rhino LOL.

As for the new Secrets, how is the place in general? Is it the same bliss or did they update it.

[CumDripp]

Well secrets has a hottie $100 to smash cindy but nothing extreme. Same services as Dream from Synn but way cheaper. Dream charges 600-800 ridiculous. Yet there some clown that paid her a $1,000 like really??

Or you get another ho at Synn like Vanity $700. Nutz.

Still want to plow saleen from Synn.

As for Secrets its definitely a cathouse. No gimmick. If she asking for VIP she trying to get hammered. Just I want more like data & daty. But secrets has another ugly female who overcharges named luna. She is 30+ $300 . Stick with younger kings before they get groom by veteran dancers. It looks like synn& paradise are going to be in competition with secrets. Fellas give it time rhino will crash & get bought out. Melissa is holding onto her favorite dancers like jhene, auroa, portia &raven. But she has lost dancers too like midnight & Royalty- Jada. Can hardly wait when that club goes under along with that shopping center.

Rhino COI has been sad for a few months with lacking new talent, Jhene (who wasn't even that good) has moved on to coffee shops but will still dance from here and there. Portia is taking a break. Royalty, you're always trash talking her so no downside there. Yeah Khloe has GPS on her, just taking her for lap dance will tell you that.

[EzDoesIt12]

Always a fun time with that Dime piece. Ill probably see her on her first night here. If your a Regular of hers, no loan is required LOL if your a new trick? She can be expensive.

Industry. Is anyone planning on seeing Bailey at Synn when she returns to work for a few days coming up? Do we need to take a loan out just to VIP her?

[Fruit Cake]

Industry. Is anyone planning on seeing Bailey at Synn when she returns to work for a few days coming up? Do we need to take a loan out just to VIP her?

[Roland2418]

Unfortunately there's no search within reviews function. You just have to read through a club's reviews every so often to catch up and see a few names that have positive or negative reports. There are too many nags on that site that cry anytime a dancer's name is linked to extras. But there are enough OGs who drop names with useful reviews to know to avoid mostly.

Is there a way to look up dancers on TUSCL? Proabably won't be much though because everyone hides names in their reports. LOL I find it make these reports kind of less valuable.

[SoloAdventure]

Khloe is a known ROB with bad reviews on tuscl. No need to protect her by hiding info in PM.

Is there a way to look up dancers on TUSCL? Proabably won't be much though because everyone hides names in their reports. LOL I find it make these reports kind of less valuable.

[Roland2418]

Rhino is complete waste of time these days unless you are just repeating with ones you already know. Plus they keep bringing in new hood rat types. It used to mean something to be a "Rhino girl". Those days are over.

Fellas give it time rhino will crash & get bought out. Melissa is holding onto her favorite dancers like jhene, auroa, portia &raven. But she has lost dancers too like midnight & Royalty- Jada. Can hardly wait when that club goes under along with that shopping center.