Massage Parlor Reports

**Postal12** · 03-13-25 13:19

Decided to check this place out after the review someone left in here. Easy to find, plenty of parking, in an L-shaped strip mall.

$45/ hhr.

Got "Nina" as my massage gal. Rail thin in athletic clothes, maybe 5'7" with a tattoo on her right shoulder. Massage was average, nothing to write home about. Rooms have curtains instead of doors which I don't like, and the front door buzzer rang 3 x in the 30 minutes I was there. A bit of annoyance.

On the flip, this is where things got interesting. There was zero teasing before the flip so I wasn't exactly game day ready but she provided a little motivation to get things going. She started motioning to her mouth and saying "one twenty." I knew the drill from the previous report and countered back and forth with 100 and she obliged. Reached into a box on the night stand and sure as hell pulled out a thin plastic baggie to put over my cock. I knew this was a possibility, but seeing and experiencing this in person was absolutely hilarious and did nothing to elevate the mood. It wasn't a Ziploc style bag, more of a thin sterile bag food servers would use at Subway for example.

She gave it a good effort with plenty of suction from different angles but I just could not blow in the bag (literally). She took it off and finished with her hand. The whole experience was so funny I just had to laugh as I exited and there was 3 people sitting at the Italian store next door patio, only steps away, staring at me. LOL.

I won't be going back, but if you're in the area, have at it.

**Exam Crammer** · 03-12-25 15:40

Originally Posted by OtraVez [View Original Post]

LOL wut.

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Thanks for the laugh. But when the other provider took over, did she take over doing the CBJ too??

It was finished with a regular HE as they wanted more for a second CBJ.

**MyTell** · 03-12-25 14:37

Originally Posted by Homebrewerguy [View Original Post]

Was just going through the RR ads and it struck me that there are only a couple providers currently running ads who I have and would repeat with, and that would be Britt and probably Melody. I'm ready to try a provider or two I haven't seen before and the following have had my interest for awhile. I know there have been a couple of positive reviews of Utopian, but I can't find any for Sky. Can't use the search function for 3 letters or less. Anyway, if anyone has any comments on these two or better yet, comparison of service, I would appreciate it.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...all-61934.html

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ulb-63172.html

I've sent a few inquiries sporadically over the last few weeks and have heard nothing back. Per the older reviews here I'd love to give her a shot, but seems very difficult to get ahold of.

**TastyTanGlover** · 03-12-25 11:47

Originally Posted by Touche09 [View Original Post]

I'll be another guy trying to find Emily's info. Hopefully someone can send it to me today, I am in town for a little bit.

I'm in town next week with some time to kill. Would love to have Emily's contact info. Thanks!

**Touche09** · 03-12-25 10:32

I'll be another guy trying to find Emily's info. Hopefully someone can send it to me today, I am in town for a little bit.

**Postal12** · 03-10-25 21:33

Recently visited the place in Powell.

https://columbus.craigslist.org/hws/...833476872.html

Spent some time with Nina the other day. Asked if I wanted light, medium, or hard and obviously asked for light. Nina is probably late 40's, maybe 5'6" and around 100-110 pounds. Beautiful face with a great, fit body. She was wearing a tight fitting one piece dress.

Massage was awful but the teasing began as soon as she entered the room. When it came time to flip I couldn't wait. She did a strange move, she took my hand and put it on her ass as if some kind of cop check? The skirt was so short it allowed free access to her ass and she dropped the straps immediately whipping the beautiful B's out for me to enjoy.

Technique was incredible and I was spent in no time. Wonderful experience for the standard rates.

Interesting note: both Nina and the other, younger, girl were busy when I entered and they sat me in a small room to wait a few minutes. In there were checks laying out in plain view made out to other massage places in rather large amounts. I took a mental note of the places so I wonder if there's some connection between them.

**Homebrewerguy** · 03-10-25 15:10

Was just going through the RR ads and it struck me that there are only a couple providers currently running ads who I have and would repeat with, and that would be Britt and probably Melody. I'm ready to try a provider or two I haven't seen before and the following have had my interest for awhile. I know there have been a couple of positive reviews of Utopian, but I can't find any for Sky. Can't use the search function for 3 letters or less. Anyway, if anyone has any comments on these two or better yet, comparison of service, I would appreciate it.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...all-61934.html

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ulb-63172.html

**OtraVez** · 03-09-25 16:29

Originally Posted by DaRooster83 [View Original Post]

Checked this place out and was not disappointed. Place is in a shopping plaza but I went around early afternoon and the place was less busy.

Walked in and was met with an older lady, probably mid 40's with a decent set of C's that was all natural. On the thicker side but not too bad in the eyes. Was led back to a room to undress and get on the table. Asked for hard and hot dang I got hard, this chick worked my muscles out and it felt so good. She started to work the bottom and she made sure to brush against little rooster and got him standing. She pushed on my feet and said, "up". I pulled my knees in and she had a perfect stroke going, had me flip over and finished me off. Cleaned me up and finished with a nice head and face rub and she played with my beard a lot and giggled. Let me play with her naturals OTC while getting my face massage.

Looking for a great massage and HE, then I think you'll like this place. Not sure if more is on the table or not. She said come back soon and we do again. Got my little water bottle and was on my way, $. 6 HF $. 4 Tip.

Not sure if there is more possibly on the table here or not. Maybe others have had more luck.

Glad you had a good time. This place is on my "never going again" list as the last time I went, she haggled big time before HE, she demanded 50, I only had 40. She did lackluster HE, then demanded that I go next door to the ATM next door in the bar to get an additional 10. She stood at the door, watching me as I walked towards the bar. Of course, I just kept walking. LOL.

My experience there (and at Rejuvenation): http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...orts&p=6786013.

**Paradigm71** · 03-09-25 11:10

Originally Posted by DizDick67 [View Original Post]

Alpha had good service per your recommendation thanks! Is there any extras to be had there?

DIY is pretty standard at Alpha but not necessarily a given. No HE there.

**Raisen42** · 03-09-25 10:32

Originally Posted by YellowLubr [View Original Post]

I sent a private message.

Alpha had good service per your recommendation thanks! Is there any extras to be had there?

**DaRooster83** · 03-09-25 00:11

Checked this place out and was not disappointed. Place is in a shopping plaza but I went around early afternoon and the place was less busy.

Walked in and was met with an older lady, probably mid 40's with a decent set of C's that was all natural. On the thicker side but not too bad in the eyes. Was led back to a room to undress and get on the table. Asked for hard and hot dang I got hard, this chick worked my muscles out and it felt so good. She started to work the bottom and she made sure to brush against little rooster and got him standing. She pushed on my feet and said, "up". I pulled my knees in and she had a perfect stroke going, had me flip over and finished me off. Cleaned me up and finished with a nice head and face rub and she played with my beard a lot and giggled. Let me play with her naturals OTC while getting my face massage.

Looking for a great massage and HE, then I think you'll like this place. Not sure if more is on the table or not. She said come back soon and we do again. Got my little water bottle and was on my way, $. 6 HF $. 4 Tip.

Not sure if there is more possibly on the table here or not. Maybe others have had more luck.

**Goonersquad** · 03-08-25 23:14

Originally Posted by ExamCrammer [View Original Post]

Went to Angel and was greeted by 4 women ages 35-45 I would assume. Got led to the closest room and went through the usual by someone who I did not catch their name. On the flip it was business as usual and escalated to a CBJ after some negotiating, but the provider started ripping 3-4 farts consecutively after 10 minutes before she had to excuse herself and bring in another provider. Was able to complete the transaction with the new provider but was honestly taken aback a bit by the initial interaction. Would return to get a different provider as the other options were definitely more attractive and hopefully less flatulent. Paid 6 for an hour and tipped 120 for CBJ.

Had a similar experience happen at lavender cozy spa several months back. During massage provider just started ripping huge fucking farts. After the second one she started laughing but I didn't find it humorous at all.

**Bdirect** · 03-08-25 19:21

Originally Posted by RickMann [View Original Post]

180 for a FARTING CBJ go to Billingsley LOL.

$180 is high but maybe she added in the Chinese 20% reciprocal tariff tax to foreigner customers

**RickMann** · 03-08-25 14:56

Originally Posted by OtraVez [View Original Post]

LOL wut.

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Thanks for the laugh. But when the other provider took over, did she take over doing the CBJ too??

180 for a FARTING CBJ go to Billingsley LOL.

**HornySenior** · 03-07-25 23:08

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