Massage Parlor Reports

[Paradigm71]

Alpha had good service per your recommendation thanks! Is there any extras to be had there?

DIY is pretty standard at Alpha but not necessarily a given. No HE there.

[Raisen42]

I sent a private message.

Alpha had good service per your recommendation thanks! Is there any extras to be had there?

[DaRooster83]

Checked this place out and was not disappointed. Place is in a shopping plaza but I went around early afternoon and the place was less busy.

Walked in and was met with an older lady, probably mid 40's with a decent set of C's that was all natural. On the thicker side but not too bad in the eyes. Was led back to a room to undress and get on the table. Asked for hard and hot dang I got hard, this chick worked my muscles out and it felt so good. She started to work the bottom and she made sure to brush against little rooster and got him standing. She pushed on my feet and said, "up". I pulled my knees in and she had a perfect stroke going, had me flip over and finished me off. Cleaned me up and finished with a nice head and face rub and she played with my beard a lot and giggled. Let me play with her naturals OTC while getting my face massage.

Looking for a great massage and HE, then I think you'll like this place. Not sure if more is on the table or not. She said come back soon and we do again. Got my little water bottle and was on my way, $. 6 HF $. 4 Tip.

Not sure if there is more possibly on the table here or not. Maybe others have had more luck.

[Goonersquad]

Went to Angel and was greeted by 4 women ages 35-45 I would assume. Got led to the closest room and went through the usual by someone who I did not catch their name. On the flip it was business as usual and escalated to a CBJ after some negotiating, but the provider started ripping 3-4 farts consecutively after 10 minutes before she had to excuse herself and bring in another provider. Was able to complete the transaction with the new provider but was honestly taken aback a bit by the initial interaction. Would return to get a different provider as the other options were definitely more attractive and hopefully less flatulent. Paid 6 for an hour and tipped 120 for CBJ.

Had a similar experience happen at lavender cozy spa several months back. During massage provider just started ripping huge fucking farts. After the second one she started laughing but I didn't find it humorous at all.

[Bdirect]

180 for a FARTING CBJ go to Billingsley LOL.

$180 is high but maybe she added in the Chinese 20% reciprocal tariff tax to foreigner customers

[RickMann]

LOL wut.

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Thanks for the laugh. But when the other provider took over, did she take over doing the CBJ too??

180 for a FARTING CBJ go to Billingsley LOL.

[HornySenior]

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[OtraVez]

Went to Angel and was greeted by 4 women ages 35-45 I would assume. Got led to the closest room and went through the usual by someone who I did not catch their name. On the flip it was business as usual and escalated to a CBJ after some negotiating, but the provider started ripping 3-4 farts consecutively after 10 minutes before she had to excuse herself and bring in another provider. Was able to complete the transaction with the new provider but was honestly taken aback a bit by the initial interaction. Would return to get a different provider as the other options were definitely more attractive and hopefully less flatulent. Paid 6 for an hour and tipped 120 for CBJ.

LOL wut.

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Thanks for the laugh. But when the other provider took over, did she take over doing the CBJ too??

[DaRooster83]

Thanks for the review. How was the massage itself? Sometimes it's good to have a decent legit option or to know to stay away from a place that has nothing to offer.

I like a good hard massage to work out stiffness in the muscles. This was a very light massage with way too much oil of just sliding hands back and forth. Asked several times for harder and nothing. Almost like she didn't want to be there.

[Qtc1432]

Last time I was there I was on all fours with a finger in my ass and getting milked from behind, no questions asked. Today, I tipped 60 up front and got a confused look. No hint of extras. Completely stonewalled.

Ok folks went to RL today and for the very first time did not leave happy. Before the session they asked if I had been there before which I said I did. Then about halfway through another provider came in asked the same question. Then toward the end Iwa walked in as well. In non-english, they were talking amongst themselves I think they were determining how the session would end if you catch my drift.

They weren't stand-offish so to speak still had the regular bubbly attitute you get at RL.

I think with the two recent busts they are trying to lay low which I don't blame them. This just sucks we need to keep reporting if anything changes.

[CBus1234]

Long time lurker, wish I would have found this site a lot sooner.

Went to enjoy life wellness center off of 161. Had to ring the doorbell and get buzzed in. Only two ladies and both were sitting in the lobby, both older 40 maybe 50, not the best looking, should have turned around right there but it little rooster told me to go for it. I had read some reviews on RM and this place seemed like it would at least be L1.

This place was legit as ever, no mention of a tease and the towel stayed on the whole time. What made it almost unbearable was her breath smelt like spoiled fish. Thankfully she stayed away from my face the entire time.

Paid for the hour. 6 and didn't leave a tip. Will not repeat.

Why wouldn't you tip? They have never claimed to be anything but legit.

[Exam Crammer]

Went to Angel and was greeted by 4 women ages 35-45 I would assume. Got led to the closest room and went through the usual by someone who I did not catch their name. On the flip it was business as usual and escalated to a CBJ after some negotiating, but the provider started ripping 3-4 farts consecutively after 10 minutes before she had to excuse herself and bring in another provider. Was able to complete the transaction with the new provider but was honestly taken aback a bit by the initial interaction. Would return to get a different provider as the other options were definitely more attractive and hopefully less flatulent. Paid 6 for an hour and tipped 120 for CBJ.

[HookUpNow02]

Long time lurker, wish I would have found this site a lot sooner.

Went to enjoy life wellness center off of 161. Had to ring the doorbell and get buzzed in. Only two ladies and both were sitting in the lobby, both older 40 maybe 50, not the best looking, should have turned around right there but it little rooster told me to go for it. I had read some reviews on RM and this place seemed like it would at least be L1.

This place was legit as ever, no mention of a tease and the towel stayed on the whole time. What made it almost unbearable was her breath smelt like spoiled fish. Thankfully she stayed away from my face the entire time.

Paid for the hour. 6 and didn't leave a tip. Will not repeat.

Thanks for the review. How was the massage itself? Sometimes it's good to have a decent legit option or to know to stay away from a place that has nothing to offer.

[OtraVez]

Ok folks went to RL today and for the very first time did not leave happy. Before the session they asked if I had been there before which I said I did. Then about halfway through another provider came in asked the same question. Then toward the end Iwa walked in as well. In non-english, they were talking amongst themselves I think they were determining how the session would end if you catch my drift.

They weren't stand-offish so to speak still had the regular bubbly attitute you get at RL.

I think with the two recent busts they are trying to lay low which I don't blame them. This just sucks we need to keep reporting if anything changes.

When was the last time you went to RL before this? I'm guessing they either didn't recognize you, or something you said, the way you were acting gave them LE vibes. Went there recently (but before the busts) and it was as expected.

[DaRooster83]

Long time lurker, wish I would have found this site a lot sooner.

Went to enjoy life wellness center off of 161. Had to ring the doorbell and get buzzed in. Only two ladies and both were sitting in the lobby, both older 40 maybe 50, not the best looking, should have turned around right there but it little rooster told me to go for it. I had read some reviews on RM and this place seemed like it would at least be L1.

This place was legit as ever, no mention of a tease and the towel stayed on the whole time. What made it almost unbearable was her breath smelt like spoiled fish. Thankfully she stayed away from my face the entire time.

Paid for the hour. 6 and didn't leave a tip. Will not repeat.