Massage Parlor Reports

[TomPayne25]

I recently had a dream about a 2nd visit to Healing Aroma Therapy in Woodbridge. I had dreamt about that place before with very happy ending. Likewise, a fellow hobbyist shared similar good experience there.

In my dream, I got a text from them inviting me to come see the new girl, which I accepted. Arrived with the new girl, Emma, opening the door before I could ring the bell. She was around 5'6" - 5'8", definitely taller than most Asians at AMPs, guessing early 30's but fresh makeup really made it hard to guess her age more accurately. Nice C / Ds that seemed natural (no scars and didn't feel like I was squeezing rubber balls). But the dream started becoming a nightmare from here.

As I was escorted in, I noticed a faint smell of Marijuana smoke. Not my thing and definitely didn't want a contact buzz since I had to go to work after dream. She asked how long, and I paid for hour fee (. 8) and immediately she jumped straight to what else did I want and negotiations. I said no FS or BJ, just DATY, maybe DATO after nude massage and HJ finish. She says $$, I said no and gave $. She tried to insist on $$. I countered saying even with FS it's less than $$. I finally said, just forget it, and reached for my paper. She agreed to $.

She kept using her phone (texting with next monger?)

Almost woke from dream but continued with both removing clothes. I laid on table expecting even a crappy massage but none of that. She went straight to HJ and I had to stop her. Moved to nursing teddies and rubbing hairy kitty. IMO, she was high as her behavior and comments seemed exaggerated. Started DATY, and been told I'm good at it. But never had someone reach the climax in less than 2 minutes, but that was her reaction. Tasting clean and fresh, I tried moving to a taste of DATO, but she stopped me, wanting another. 2. Forget that.

She had me get on my back, sat on my face and resumed trying to get me off with HJ. And she eventually did it.

She grabbed a fresh warm wash cloth to clean me up, then got dressed and left. I got dressed and was about to leave because the smell of weed was giving me a headache. She came back and tried ushering me out. I commented that I paid for an hour but only been there 25 minutes. She acted like she didn't hear me, just kept leading me to the door. Repeating BS remarks like "I like you," "You come back soon," etc.

After waking up, sat in my vehicle breathing fresh air hoping to dilute any lingering smoke I may have breathed. Sure enough, within 5 minutes another monger pulled up and went to the door.

I did text the number that sent me the invite, hoping it was manager or Mamasan, and told them I wasn't happy about the experience.

Wasn't offered any refund but was given an apology and asked to come again but ask for her before arriving and she'd take care of what I was shorted.

Not sure if I'll dream about that place again. Probably, but if Emma is my only option, I'll employ the "turn around and leave" technique. Lesson learned from this. When she killed the mood with her GPS pricing, and I said "forget it," I should have left with my money then. Won't make that mistake twice.

[Caspian33]

I'll be in the Gainesville area today, are there any solid FS places close. I've been to best in Chantilly and my favorite forever wellness a few times and will make the drive there if I have to.

Also I'd be interested in finding a place that may cater to BBFS. I'm sure some will with consistency. Thanks in advance for any info.

You have Healthy Spa on Electric Ave in Warrenton, older but wide open menu. Mimi does give a good strong massage.

Chantilly. I only know of Best.

In Sterling you have 67X & Ocean, young, text, ask for which girls are working. Make an appointment unless you don't care who you draw.

[Telcova]

Saw this. Went to visit her. She is around 50, saggy boobs, small ass (not sure what latinas this monger has seen). But looks are not everything right? Well. The attitude was not there either. She took her phone several times during the massage, left to attend others at the door and she had a bad attitude overall. I tried to engage in a conversation and nothing. I kept trying and thought maybe the treat would be better. Nope. Just lackluster. I'm not going to lie that it has been one of the worst experiences I've had in a while.

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You didn't evoke the power of the no thank you turn around. I've had another girl made available immediately. Sometimes I try another spot close by: it's always good to have a backup. That's what I like about Springfield, weather it be an AMP or a crap shoot, options.

[Slkdck 31]

I'll be in the Gainesville area today, are there any solid FS places close. I've been to best in Chantilly and my favorite forever wellness a few times and will make the drive there if I have to.

Also I'd be interested in finding a place that may cater to BBFS. I'm sure some will with consistency. Thanks in advance for any info.

[Innuendo]

I had hoped to try some sushi at the Bay over the weekend. Too much information was required for my taste. I thought someone had posted saying no information is requested. They asked for a license and selfie in addition to age and race.

Headed to the Ocean instead and had a Sterling time. There was a nice thorough and playful TS. This followed decent massage, BBBJ, and other attentive services in multiple positions. She was definitely interested in customer satisfaction as evident by the effort put in. It was a fun and exciting time. Communication is generally via translator app at this place.

I have never had a bad time at the Ocean. Sure, some visits are better than others. Some great and some good. I would recommend there is you are looking for the younger side. And the Ocean is always warm, even in the cold of winter.

Speaking of weather, it is March and it is windy. Those who have been to Ocean know the door is an outie. On someone's exit, the wind caught the door and literally nearly blew the door off the hinges. Definitely did not shut properly afterwards. Surely the door must be fixed by now.

[BubbleBoi402]

Saw this. Went to visit her. She is around 50, saggy boobs, small ass (not sure what latinas this monger has seen). But looks are not everything right? Well. The attitude was not there either. She took her phone several times during the massage, left to attend others at the door and she had a bad attitude overall. I tried to engage in a conversation and nothing. I kept trying and thought maybe the treat would be better. Nope. Just lackluster. I'm not going to lie that it has been one of the worst experiences I've had in a while.

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Wed's mms is back from China and asked me to try this lady. Their roster has not been intriguing enough recently so I would wait someone else toftt. Thank god i did and sorry to you for a subpar experience.

[DoYouKnow]

Saw this. Went to visit her. She is around 50, saggy boobs, small ass (not sure what latinas this monger has seen). But looks are not everything right? Well. The attitude was not there either. She took her phone several times during the massage, left to attend others at the door and she had a bad attitude overall. I tried to engage in a conversation and nothing. I kept trying and thought maybe the treat would be better. Nope. Just lackluster. I'm not going to lie that it has been one of the worst experiences I've had in a while..

So its not about not getting other mongers, they switch it up on you to get another girl in rotation. That would have been my worst experience as well. She was not at all 50, nothing saggy at all. I'm Latino mix so I know my people. You just got baited.

[Ksl93]

Saw this. Went to visit her. She is around 50, saggy boobs, small ass (not sure what latinas this monger has seen). But looks are not everything right? Well. The attitude was not there either. She took her phone several times during the massage, left to attend others at the door and she had a bad attitude overall. I tried to engage in a conversation and nothing. I kept trying and thought maybe the treat would be better. Nope. Just lackluster. I'm not going to lie that it has been one of the worst experiences I've had in a while.

What more can I say, I have pulled some real gems out of this spot, so maybe we can keep Lollo that use to be SASA. For those of us that know about WED SPA, you know the expectation. She is a hot one IMHO. All natural, D Cup, Great ASS, about 5'6. She is Vietnamese, but built like a Latino. Surprise the hell out of me. She wants the clients, so keep her safe and keep us all clean with the best hygiene possible. Just have to be careful during the daytime. Traffic with parents and kids.

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[Karscfk]

I was visiting NOVA over the weekend and on the last day, I made sure I stopped in my ATF spot.

I left a more detailed review on the other review board so I'll summarize my visit here. When I was down here a few months ago, I was introduced to Mimi as I was leaving. I recalled saying to myself she is a must see and so on this visit, that's who I requested.

We had a great time filled with full activities, especially sharing with one another our oral skills. She's in her mid 30's, nice B top natural, long dark hair and good looking lady. Sessions here are 45 minutes so we filled each minute with various L3 activities and finished off in the k9 position. I would like to repeat another session with her! On the way out, one of my favorites here Nana made sure to say hello and we chatted for a few minutes.

Love the providers here and the place is nicely hidden but easy access as well. As usual, I'll be here again on my next NOVA visit.

What other review board did you post on? I usually think of The Erotic Review as the "other" board, but I don't see anything there. You can PM me if you prefer.

[Lane Narrows]

I stopped at MMT last week and for the first time in the 7-8 years I've been going there, I was disappointed. S (Sasha?) shorted me 15 minutes and even the standard NoVA wasn't available. Out of loyalty, I'm going to give them another chance and will post the outcome.

[Metloaf]

The operative words here are 'sexy crypt keeper' and 'NancyPelosi' fantasy. Can I take this to mean that she is on the older side in terms of age. Would you say 60+? Also, is she spinner thin, plump or fat? SexRohmer please post your findings as they relate to her appearance. For example, man-made implants or natural boobs with an appropriate amount of sag for her age? TIA.
FYI, J & why Wellness at 5204 Rolling Rd Suite-B, Burke, VA 22015 (703) 865-8779.

I thought Kellyanne Conway before her plastic surgery transition was a stretch but when she was mentioned compared to a dream.

[PilotAviator]

You could have picked any older lady to give me an idea of her looks or age. But why Nancy Pelosi?

Dropped my interest in this considerably. But I'll soldier on and finish the quest (and report my experience). I just hope I can shake the image of Nancy from my mind when I do.

Thanks for the laugh.

"Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!! (https://youtu.be/HOxeH_OQpFw?t=14).

Regardless. Always be nice to the (naked) ladies!

PA.

[AsianJedi]

I was visiting NOVA over the weekend and on the last day, I made sure I stopped in my ATF spot.

I left a more detailed review on the other review board so I'll summarize my visit here. When I was down here a few months ago, I was introduced to Mimi as I was leaving. I recalled saying to myself she is a must see and so on this visit, that's who I requested.

We had a great time filled with full activities, especially sharing with one another our oral skills. She's in her mid 30's, nice B top natural, long dark hair and good looking lady. Sessions here are 45 minutes so we filled each minute with various L3 activities and finished off in the k9 position. I would like to repeat another session with her! On the way out, one of my favorites here Nana made sure to say hello and we chatted for a few minutes.

Love the providers here and the place is nicely hidden but easy access as well. As usual, I'll be here again on my next NOVA visit.

[TomPayne25]

She's good, but you have to have a Nancy Pelosi fantasy. I think she prefers a limited menu until she know you better.

You could have picked any older lady to give me an idea of her looks or age. But why Nancy Pelosi?

Dropped my interest in this considerably. But I'll soldier on and finish the quest (and report my experience). I just hope I can shake the image of Nancy from my mind when I do.

Thanks for the laugh.

[BubbleBoi402]

Did she say how long she was going to be at Rose Spa?

However, roster can change any time due to many reasons. So I always treat it on a day-to-day basis. Yoyo, who used to also work at 5 Star Massage Vienna, returned at Lavender Healthy Spa. I reviewed her before. Yoyo's face is cuter than Amy's but Amy has better body. Yoyo's menu is long and only excludes BBFS and greek. I recommend her as well.