Massage Parlor Reports

**LoveSixNine** · 03-03-25 06:31

I was over there yesterday and this girl was still there from the pic. I am certain it was definitely the girl from the pic only older like dirt said. And yes the boons were way smaller than the pic. I had a good time with her tho.

Originally Posted by TooManyLadies8 [View Original Post]

I dunno, doesn't matter at this point, but the cup size in person was three sizes smaller so I dunno.

Yeah she was no fun and neither was the other Thai girl with huge knockers.

**TooManyLadies8** · 03-03-25 02:04

Originally Posted by DirtMerchant [View Original Post]

Been meaning to reply to this for a while. This girl is long gone but your description was dead on. Uncomfortable in any position. I'd say she was the girl in the pics, just the pics are about 10 years old. Her face was a dead ringer for sure (though noticeably older than the pics).

I dunno, doesn't matter at this point, but the cup size in person was three sizes smaller so I dunno.

Yeah she was no fun and neither was the other Thai girl with huge knockers.

**DirtMerchant** · 03-02-25 20:24

Originally Posted by HedonismBot [View Original Post]

Based on information provided by DirtMerchant, took a chance on BSS this weekend and found the door open, no cars in lot. Opted for an hour, the girl who greeted me looked to be at least late-30's, plain-faced (not ugly) maybe 5'5" and slightly stacked in yoga pants and a form-fitting shirt. Massage started off great as I was quite tense and sore, she stayed on the stool for the first part of it and eventually got up on the table to apply pressure. She kind of lost steam before the halfway mark when she started using oil, and left the room a couple of times. Massage continued for quite some time with focus on lower body but not a real good buildup to the flip. Immediately asked if I wanted boom boom, I signaled for a step down for $100 and she quickly agreed. Again no real setup, put the hat on and got right to it. The service was a little toothy for my taste and at certain points she would break and just use hands. She did not strip though she allowed significant roaming and I did see and feel her sizable chest which was very nice but probably not natural (C maybe). Grasp of English was pretty bad, and she seemed disconnected but on the rare occasions we did talk she smiled. The ending was kind of abrupt and she threw me a warm rag to clean myself up, left then came back and said "OK finish" (got jobbed out of maybe 5-10 minutes).

Overall a mixed bag and not as good as previous Blue Sky visits (I don't always write my stuff up, one reason is I think a massage and L1/ L2 is kind of boring to a lot of the guys on here):

Massage: 8/10, declined to 6/10 over time.

Ambiance (Eroticism, Attitude, Initiative): 4/10.

Ending: 6/10.

Overall: 6/10.

Despite how the review reads, this is still probably the best bet for AMPs in the area. A recent visit to another spa I was turned down for everything except standard service / minimal touching, so this was a sizable improvement, just not up to the standard of my first couple of visits with nicer outfits and attitudes. I asked her name though I did not get it because her accent was so thick but it was more than one syllable. Thanks again to DirtMerchant for keeping the board informed (we are not dating).

Well, that's a bit of a bummer. I wonder who you saw. From the description I would say Cherry but I have not met them in person so can't say for sure. I wonder if she's new to the biz and needs some guidance or just an underperformer. Nana has been keeping the girls in check for the few months she was there but now she's gone and I'm not sure which of these two is "in charge" LOL.

Feel free to text the handler back and give them the rundown of this review. They want to take how those girls are doing because they give feedback to the girls. They were losing biz because they were bringing in ugly old underperformers so they have been making improvements. At least, they had been. The girls certainly look young and attractive this time around but if service is an issue then it's still a problem.

**DirtMerchant** · 03-02-25 20:19

Originally Posted by TooManyLadies8 [View Original Post]

That is not her. I went based on this report and got the hour figuring it would be a sure thing. Overall, burned again by the hour.

She's pretty, and was nice, but she's nothing like the pics, a B cup barely, and can't take much sex without it making her uncomfortable. While she will work to make you happy, it is not fun if they aren't comfortable with a good pounding that lasts more than 15 minutes.

Get the half if ya go and enjoy a pretty girl with a decent body, bit of a mom bod as she is one, but certainly not bad, I'm just tired of their false advertising and they couldn't care less if a customer gets their time or not. Sometimes it's both the girl and the service that doesn't care, and sometimes its just the service.

Been meaning to reply to this for a while. This girl is long gone but your description was dead on. Uncomfortable in any position. I'd say she was the girl in the pics, just the pics are about 10 years old. Her face was a dead ringer for sure (though noticeably older than the pics).

**HedonismBot** · 03-02-25 18:36

Based on information provided by DirtMerchant, took a chance on BSS this weekend and found the door open, no cars in lot. Opted for an hour, the girl who greeted me looked to be at least late-30's, plain-faced (not ugly) maybe 5'5" and slightly stacked in yoga pants and a form-fitting shirt. Massage started off great as I was quite tense and sore, she stayed on the stool for the first part of it and eventually got up on the table to apply pressure. She kind of lost steam before the halfway mark when she started using oil, and left the room a couple of times. Massage continued for quite some time with focus on lower body but not a real good buildup to the flip. Immediately asked if I wanted boom boom, I signaled for a step down for $100 and she quickly agreed. Again no real setup, put the hat on and got right to it. The service was a little toothy for my taste and at certain points she would break and just use hands. She did not strip though she allowed significant roaming and I did see and feel her sizable chest which was very nice but probably not natural (C maybe). Grasp of English was pretty bad, and she seemed disconnected but on the rare occasions we did talk she smiled. The ending was kind of abrupt and she threw me a warm rag to clean myself up, left then came back and said "OK finish" (got jobbed out of maybe 5-10 minutes).

Overall a mixed bag and not as good as previous Blue Sky visits (I don't always write my stuff up, one reason is I think a massage and L1/ L2 is kind of boring to a lot of the guys on here):

Massage: 8/10, declined to 6/10 over time.

Ambiance (Eroticism, Attitude, Initiative): 4/10.

Ending: 6/10.

Overall: 6/10.

Despite how the review reads, this is still probably the best bet for AMPs in the area. A recent visit to another spa I was turned down for everything except standard service / minimal touching, so this was a sizable improvement, just not up to the standard of my first couple of visits with nicer outfits and attitudes. I asked her name though I did not get it because her accent was so thick but it was more than one syllable. Thanks again to DirtMerchant for keeping the board informed (we are not dating).

**DirtMerchant** · 03-01-25 20:49

Originally Posted by DirtMerchant [View Original Post]

Well, looks like they proved me wrong. True to their word the messaged me this morning to let me know they are open and have two new girls in the shop. Unprompted they told me they had a water issue and they had people working on it but it is all been fixed.

I haven't had a chance to make it in yet as I've been recovering from a pretty nasty bug but I just wanted to let you all know they're reopened. Hopefully one of you fine fellows can make it in a report on the new girls.

Girls are Sky and Cherry. Both are lookers. I think Cherry might be more well endowed than Sky. YMMV. Good luck!

**DirtMerchant** · 03-01-25 18:00

Well, looks like they proved me wrong. True to their word the messaged me this morning to let me know they are open and have two new girls in the shop. Unprompted they told me they had a water issue and they had people working on it but it is all been fixed.

I haven't had a chance to make it in yet as I've been recovering from a pretty nasty bug but I just wanted to let you all know they're reopened. Hopefully one of you fine fellows can make it in a report on the new girls.

**OtraVez** · 02-28-25 23:37

Originally Posted by ThiccThighGuy [View Original Post]

Haven't heard anything about Mentor. Was notified this was in Mentor. The grammar seems almost too good. Was wondering if any one had any knowledge.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/cleve...a/973690249023

Google the phone number in the ad, and you'll find reviews and a link to STG. Doesn't look great from my casual search of what people have experienced.

**Cheech1** · 02-28-25 22:40

Originally Posted by CockSki [View Original Post]

I saw Brooke. I asked for an Hr "wild body slide / Nuru" It was $$ for the hour. A bit steep but OK. She looks like her pics but they are more like glamour shots.

She started with a fully clothed light touch massage. After 15 min she asked if I was ready to flip. Now at this point I asked for the Nuru.

She got naked, hopped up and sat on my legs giving me more light touch. After 20 min of that, she had me flip. More of the same sitting on my legs with a light touch.

HE was ok, not great. Overall a 4/10 not really worth it.

edit to add link: https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/ohio/cleveland/bodyrubs/body-rubs/mature-redhead-brooke-70155.html

That ain't no nuru brother, LOL.

**Lancelot6969** · 02-28-25 21:29

Originally Posted by CockSki [View Original Post]

I saw Brooke. I asked for an Hr "wild body slide / Nuru" It was $$ for the hour. A bit steep but OK. She looks like her pics but they are more like glamour shots.

She started with a fully clothed light touch massage. After 15 min she asked if I was ready to flip. Now at this point I asked for the Nuru.

She got naked, hopped up and sat on my legs giving me more light touch. After 20 min of that, she had me flip. More of the same sitting on my legs with a light touch.

HE was ok, not great. Overall a 4/10 not really worth it.

edit to add link: https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/ohio/cleveland/bodyrubs/body-rubs/mature-redhead-brooke-70155.html

Thanks for the report. I was considering her. Now I think I'll pass.

**CockSki** · 02-28-25 16:56

I saw Brooke. I asked for an Hr "wild body slide / Nuru" It was $$ for the hour. A bit steep but OK. She looks like her pics but they are more like glamour shots.

She started with a fully clothed light touch massage. After 15 min she asked if I was ready to flip. Now at this point I asked for the Nuru.

She got naked, hopped up and sat on my legs giving me more light touch. After 20 min of that, she had me flip. More of the same sitting on my legs with a light touch.

HE was ok, not great. Overall a 4/10 not really worth it.

edit to add link: https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/ohio/cleveland/bodyrubs/body-rubs/mature-redhead-brooke-70155.html

**Jester2292** · 02-28-25 16:15

Originally Posted by GreenBayRebel [View Original Post]

Was wondering if anyone was at the Asian hotel this week in Middleburg. Was hoping I could get an idea what the girl looked like before washing my time going over there to be disappointed haha. Thanks.

Be safe out there brother.

Would be interested in the menu as well.

**GreenBayRebel** · 02-28-25 15:27

Was wondering if anyone was at the Asian hotel this week in Middleburg. Was hoping I could get an idea what the girl looked like before washing my time going over there to be disappointed haha. Thanks.

**DirtMerchant** · 02-27-25 22:53

Originally Posted by MarkSmith99 [View Original Post]

Just on chance I drove by Blue Sky Spa on Oberlin Ave in Lorain since it's right around the corner from Crystal Foot Spa. I knew they would be closed but there was a work truck (a plumbers van?) parked around back with the Back door of the Spa open. Someone is working on the building today. Hopefully that is good news for us westsiders and other Travelers.

Dirt Merchant mentioned they hoped to return by March 1st??

Just wanted to share what I saw Today!!

Stay Safe.

Mr Smith!!

My confidence in BSS reopening has diminished as they have gone radio silent on me since first week of Feb (I msg'd them last week and after this post w / o any response). I'll let you know as soon as I know.

**DirtMerchant** · 02-27-25 19:21

Originally Posted by TheConcierge [View Original Post]

I had very bad luck on my last visit to Crystal. Angela (mid 40's at least. Nothing even close to the photos in their ads) greeted me and offered "4 hands" since it was slow. I thought I was going to be in for a great time, but it was an awful experience, with Angela refusing to do a BBBJ since she had her assistant there in the room, even though she is the one who suggested the "4 hands" massage in the first place! The massage by the younger better looking employee, who I think went by LeLe, was about the worst I've ever had and ended up being bruised for weeks on both my arms. Angela never took off any clothes the entire time, and the younger assistant was useless since she couldn't give a massage worth a damn and didn't offer to even touch junior. "Good luck getting any tips" is what I say, and it will be a long time before I return to Crystal.

I stopped wasting my money at this place a long long time ago. No expanded menu. Terrible service.