Massage Parlor Reports

[Urlboffer]

I was going to respond to him but most don't like to read & have short attention spans & I don't like passive aggressive comments. Furthermore, I'm very direct but I just joined & find value in this forum so I'm not trying to get kicked LOL XD so I said let me not respond. However, being you responded & reflected on things I would have said plus more LOL I had to reply. I agree. I'm the same way. I'm a detailed individual & that's how my brain works. I prefer details. I write how I talk in person being very vivid & expressive etc & English was one of my fav subjects & writing etc so I'm with you on that Brodie.

It is very amusing indeed of his accusations. If he doesn't like it just keep scrolling & find shirt reviews. I personally value details & want to see things through the person's eyes as if I was there, encapsulating the experience in totality. Some of us are just like that. It's no biggy. I don't need to have fillers & or lie about things, as I said in my candy massage review. All in all, short reviews or not I have found value in this thread. We can agree that the common ground is just have details such as name of AMP, perhaps girls & the services they offer & perhaps cost etc. Most short reviews I've seen were lacking in details & most long reviews I've seen were not. Just my perspective.

If you look at the AMP Ratings links frequently posted here, you see that there are any number of posted reviews behind a paywall. Price per month is pretty steep, if you ask me. I wonder if this "Cliff Notes" monger would pay for that, and if so, if he would be happy with reviews like, "Went (fill in name of place). Standard finish. Meh massage. Cute girl. ".

Some people just don't like to READ. *Anything*. I'm on the opposite side of that spectrum. And I come here for the DETAILS. I can't STAND reviews so terse that they make me wonder why the f* the dude even posted it.

[MixedPlate89]

I go to the same places. I give $$ and they know the routine. FS all the way no haggling or I tell them go get me money. Then they stop and proceed with pleasing me.

Fair enough. That'll be corrected expeditiously. Thanks for the objective constructive criticism.

[DickRk]

I am very new to this AMP shit & got a lot to learn. From my recent experience, an extra $20 isn't prevalent per se. In my recent FS experience at Nice Spa she wanted more than $230 originally so I'm like I had $260 I was okay with spending that. I said no to more as she wanted $300 plus. She definitely had GPS & generally other shops don't haggle but part of my issue is, is that I use public transportation so I'm like shit I'd have to go elsewhere & that takes time LOL so part of it is laziness & just saying fuck it I'll take it but that's one me where I got to say naw fuck it I'm paying this or I'm leaving. I have to have better frame when negotiating etc at these AMP's. I'm curious from your experience though when you pay $200 when they want more do they treat you less & or turn you away & say they're busy when you come back next time? Some have done that to me when I paid less in the past.

It could reduce the quality of service but you're right if I pay more they'll expect more. Very few charged reasonably like at Kai yuan or Asian flower spa not for FS but extras & even said to me give me what you think is fair & they didn't argue it. Those individuals are gone though & in NY now. I do think $200 is never reasonable given how much they make monthly they can certainly be fine with $70 for massage for an hr & $130 extra equaling $200 for FS. Definitely going to try it next time & onward & say I'm good if they want full service & just start taking the massage. Ofc, I am dude LOL with a high sex drive so it's difficult LOL at times, but you're right. Thanks for the candid advice. Duly noted.

I go to the same places. I give $$ and they know the routine. FS all the way no haggling or I tell them go get me money. Then they stop and proceed with pleasing me.

[MixedPlate89]

It's really funny that someone who posts no reviews complain and accuse people of being shills. You can go and look at my posts and call me a shill if you want. Truth is I've frequented two main shops for the past 3 months. I write long reviews because I like writing LOL. I don't have friends who do this hobby so I don't really get to talk about it anywhere else. I'm wondering what people want out of this forum? I guarantee if I write something like "I went to candy. Had a good time" people would get mad at no details. Just my two cents.

I was going to respond to him but most don't like to read & have short attention spans & I don't like passive aggressive comments. Furthermore, I'm very direct but I just joined & find value in this forum so I'm not trying to get kicked LOL XD so I said let me not respond. However, being you responded & reflected on things I would have said plus more LOL I had to reply. I agree. I'm the same way. I'm a detailed individual & that's how my brain works. I prefer details. I write how I talk in person being very vivid & expressive etc & English was one of my fav subjects & writing etc so I'm with you on that Brodie.

It is very amusing indeed of his accusations. If he doesn't like it just keep scrolling & find shirt reviews. I personally value details & want to see things through the person's eyes as if I was there, encapsulating the experience in totality. Some of us are just like that. It's no biggy. I don't need to have fillers & or lie about things, as I said in my candy massage review. All in all, short reviews or not I have found value in this thread. We can agree that the common ground is just have details such as name of AMP, perhaps girls & the services they offer & perhaps cost etc. Most short reviews I've seen were lacking in details & most long reviews I've seen were not. Just my perspective.

[MixedPlate89]

I usually rave about Love. But the rotation lately has been questionable. Save yourself a visit until someone worthwhile shows up.

Good looking out Brodie I appreciate you. In the next two weeks I plan to during my bday week I plan to hit up two shops & was thinking about that one but likely will go back to nice spa for candy & perhaps go back for MoMo to Candy massage but we'll see.

[Zippy69]

Gentleman, a friendly reminder that you don't need to pay more, and if you do, you are encouraging them to expect more, and keep asking for higher prices. Two examples that come to mind are Candy on Holgate and Love on Powell.

I have been to many many AMPs in the Portland metro area.

I continue to get an hour of massage and boom boom for 200, half hour 170.

As another gentleman said, if you get push back, an extra 20 will turn a frown upside down.

Don't hesitate to walk away if a girl gives you a GPS attitude. If one place says no, the next place will say yes.

I only do 30 min. I start negotiating for FS at 80 and end up at 100 to 120. Never more than 120. I love the ladies that don't mention money. Sometimes I reward them.

[MixedPlate89]

Gentleman, a friendly reminder that you don't need to pay more, and if you do, you are encouraging them to expect more, and keep asking for higher prices. Two examples that come to mind are Candy on Holgate and Love on Powell.

I have been to many many AMPs in the Portland metro area.

I continue to get an hour of massage and boom boom for 200, half hour 170.

As another gentleman said, if you get push back, an extra 20 will turn a frown upside down.

Don't hesitate to walk away if a girl gives you a GPS attitude. If one place says no, the next place will say yes.

I am very new to this AMP shit & got a lot to learn. From my recent experience, an extra $20 isn't prevalent per se. In my recent FS experience at Nice Spa she wanted more than $230 originally so I'm like I had $260 I was okay with spending that. I said no to more as she wanted $300 plus. She definitely had GPS & generally other shops don't haggle but part of my issue is, is that I use public transportation so I'm like shit I'd have to go elsewhere & that takes time LOL so part of it is laziness & just saying fuck it I'll take it but that's one me where I got to say naw fuck it I'm paying this or I'm leaving. I have to have better frame when negotiating etc at these AMP's. I'm curious from your experience though when you pay $200 when they want more do they treat you less & or turn you away & say they're busy when you come back next time? Some have done that to me when I paid less in the past.

It could reduce the quality of service but you're right if I pay more they'll expect more. Very few charged reasonably like at Kai yuan or Asian flower spa not for FS but extras & even said to me give me what you think is fair & they didn't argue it. Those individuals are gone though & in NY now. I do think $200 is never reasonable given how much they make monthly they can certainly be fine with $70 for massage for an hr & $130 extra equaling $200 for FS. Definitely going to try it next time & onward & say I'm good if they want full service & just start taking the massage. Ofc, I am dude LOL with a high sex drive so it's difficult LOL at times, but you're right. Thanks for the candid advice. Duly noted.

[Kinksty]

Just saw Monica, she's my new favorite. I saw her at a place in eastern WA and got her number and she texted that she's now at Happy.

The location stinks and it looks like a dump from the outside. A little better inside, but not the best looking place. Aside from that the service was the best I've had yet at an AMP. I'd never have gone in unless I knew there was a top notch lady there.

Was greeted by an older-ish woman with bright red lipstick. Pretty cute, but was not there for her. Didn't get a name. Asked for Monica and got ushered to a room paid the house fee for an hour (. 6) and told to wait for 5 min. She left and shouted Monica's name and something in Chinese after.

About 10 min later Monica comes bounding in, all smiles in her polka dot dress. Big hug and kiss and starts undressing me. Last time I did the whole meh massage thing for the first 10 min, this time I asked to skip it. Tip given, dress vanishes and it's GFE time. Little post game makeout, chat via phone translator, hot towel, water bottle and on my way.

Monica is the most attractive AMP provider I've met. Maybe 5' tall, very tiny waist, but still has some boobs and butt. Killer smile too. Looks like a cute kindergarten teacher and very eager to please. Says she's 27, but I'd have guessed younger. Says she'll be there through the end of March. I'll certainly repeat.

[DimSumFun]

I've been watching these threads for a couple years now. And all of a sudden people have been posting extremely long reviews. Honestly is seems a little strange to me and it feels like some of them are just using a ton of filler words and over explaining all of the details. Shilling has been a recent topic and I feel like some of this could be that because if a AMP is slow they can have hours to type all of this stuff out and just mentioning a bunch of places to them maybe makes it seem less suspicious, plants the thoughts of visiting some of these lesser known places in our heads without making it seem to favor one more than the other.

It's really funny that someone who posts no reviews complain and accuse people of being shills. You can go and look at my posts and call me a shill if you want. Truth is I've frequented two main shops for the past 3 months. I write long reviews because I like writing LOL. I don't have friends who do this hobby so I don't really get to talk about it anywhere else. I'm wondering what people want out of this forum? I guarantee if I write something like "I went to candy. Had a good time" people would get mad at no details. Just my two cents.

[BluePineapple]

Can y'all give me the HBO special by Helping a fellow AMP monger out? Greatly appreciate in advance.

I usually rave about Love. But the rotation lately has been questionable. Save yourself a visit until someone worthwhile shows up.

[GoneIn30]

I've been watching these threads for a couple years now. And all of a sudden people have been posting extremely long reviews. Honestly is seems a little strange to me and it feels like some of them are just using a ton of filler words and over explaining all of the details. Shilling has been a recent topic and I feel like some of this could be that because if a AMP is slow they can have hours to type all of this stuff out and just mentioning a bunch of places to them maybe makes it seem less suspicious, plants the thoughts of visiting some of these lesser known places in our heads without making it seem to favor one more than the other.

[Amp Guide]

Pretty much sums it up. I too am stupid and revisit occasionally. I have found if I had a bad experience, I wait 3 months for the rotation to occur and it can be totally different. That said. Evergreen has always been more legit and self service. The others are hit and miss Oriental pearl is pretty consistent and good The place next to Dr Feelgoods on TV can be fun but the Mammason does not want a lot of noise. So keep it down when extras are occurring. Usually its just roaming and a HJ but one never knows Depends on the desperateness of the girl working.

As I am in the Hillsburrito area later in the evening. I often rotate between these places listed Sunny always has fugly older girls so I have stopped going there a couple of years ago. Occasionally I stop in but always see grannies.

So many places so little time. Money is not the issue but I still like value for my bang for the buck. I also never pay more than 200 usually its 100 over the house fee for FS. So not too bad in my opinion. Cheaper then renting a hotel and a GPS girl who might be who knows how hygienically clean. One thing about these Oriental girls. They tend to be super clean. Nice smelling sweet most of the time and have some of the cutest VJs around. Nice and delicate. Not all beat up like some hos off the street.

[WarpFactor69]

Gentleman, a friendly reminder that you don't need to pay more, and if you do, you are encouraging them to expect more, and keep asking for higher prices. Two examples that come to mind are Candy on Holgate and Love on Powell.

I have been to many many AMPs in the Portland metro area.

I continue to get an hour of massage and boom boom for 200, half hour 170.

As another gentleman said, if you get push back, an extra 20 will turn a frown upside down.

Don't hesitate to walk away if a girl gives you a GPS attitude. If one place says no, the next place will say yes.

[MixedPlate89]

Been at this a few months. Got a lot of info from this board so I thought I would share. Obviously with the rotation thing may not be up to date. But here goes. I'll try and keep things simple.

Sunny Foot Massage:

Standard ending, I should have known when I walked in there was not much else on the table. Tried to charge FS price for HE. I won't be back.

LanLan:

Got FS. But it got interrupted by some boomer and there is only one girl there. And definitely not hot enough to get me going again after the interruption. I did go again, because I'm an idiot.

Nice on Joy:

Got a tight little spinner who is not there anymore. FS, and knew how to finish me off quick. A little too quick.

Oriental Pearl:

A few pages back someone mentioned the whole scene being disturbed by someone trying to buy a gift card. I was there too. Didn't get Angela. But some other older woman. We had a good time. FS. With BBBJ finish.

Moon Spa on TV HWY:

Terrible. Shitty massage with standard ending. With the caveat that I've never been jerked off so bad in my life. Also location is pretty fucking weird.

LanLan:

Similar experience. FS, but ended up finishing with CBJ. Same broad. I'm stupid.

Sunshine in Hillsboro:

Decent massage. HE was offered only. I declined.

Evergreen:

Amazing massage. No services offered except self service.

Nice on Joy:

New girl. She was alright, but not what I was looking for. FS fun was had, but it was just. Ok. That and she had more Bush than I would prefer. Great tits though.

Nice on Joy:

So this day I planned on trying to get Angela at Oriental Pearl. She was busy and said come back in 2 hours. That rack looked good but I was on a mission. So I went to Nice, but was only going to stay if candy was available. She was. An hour of massage and FS with all the fixings was provided. Worth it.

FWIW. Based on these forums I have only ever offered up a max of $$ for and hour.

First off THANK YOU very much for responding & adding value to my AMP & saving me time. So I went to Nice Spa & got some chick named Eengie. My coworker said she massaged above avg & also was a good fuck, had nice natural boobs etc. I must of got her on a bad day cause his review of her LOL was not accurate & I wish I got candy instead to be honest, because she has a much better body. More on her after I get into Eengie literally & figuratively speaking LOL.

Anyway, Eengie is a mid to late 30's pretty chick with C to possibly D cup natural tits. Not much of an ass. She's about a 6 although my coworker who seen her remarked lmao that she's a 7 among other good aspects of her. I was not impressed to say the least on the FS part. Her massage was solid & worth it & tbh I actually enjoyed that more LOL. She kept complaining I was Too big for her & that she liked small dicks LOL which turned me off tbh. She also haggled me for more money when I brought $260 as my guy D said when he went that he paid a total of about $230 for 30 min massage plus boom boom. She wanted to charge me like $50 LOL for a covered BJ & wanted more than $260. I'm telling her lady you lost your damn mind LOL for a covered BJ & you short changing my massage when I paid for an hr & all you Gave me was 30 minutes. She had to cut my shit short, because one of her regulars was in smh.

A total of two distractions including one of her regulars coming in. She was trying to rush me asking me if I came yet while I was fucking her. Her head game was lack luster. I've had much better CBJ's at Kai yuan for example with one chick I use to see on a regular until she started texting me being goofy & not answering my Q on getting boom boom from her LOL so unlikely I see her for a bit but I digress. Anyway, I'm fucking her going ape shit on that poonani & she's moaning & came 4 times but kept trying to push me out of her till the point where she didn't want my full cock in her do that made it weird so I went slower. I wanted to hit the back of that wall LOL & make the broad squirt like I did Lisa several times at Candy massage.

Eengie I won't ever see again. Sex was not good & I could have got better. My guy D must of got her on a good day cause she was robotic, bitchy, pushy on more money for lack luster FS. Massage though was worth $70 for hr but didn't get it. She was attracted to me, but was bitchy about my dick size & did not show enthusiasm during FS fun so it made my experience with her lame. Anyway, she starts to leave & I'm like Ayo, I got another 30 minutes left for massage. Either I get my money back or some of it or someone else comes in & finishes the part Eengie should have. She can see I was visibly annoyed so she called candy to come take care of me.

Candy comes in. Candy is probably in her 40's. I'm usually not into older women as much but I do like some. Candy is a straight MILF. She's a solid 6. Great body, great little sexy ass, nice pussy etc & a freak & **** the way I like it. I should have got her smh but oh well learning lesson. My coworker D was way off LOL on his review at least for me based on my experience with her. So yeah, Candy had braded hair, C cup tits nice & upward probably fake but couldn't tell as much. She showed me her ass & sexy underwear I got hard instantly again LOL & she started to jerk me off smoothly. At this pt I'm pissed LOL cause I'm like fuck. Why didn't I get her? She would have been a great fuck for me. She can see I was perplexed & annoyed & she asked me what's wrong & I'm straight forward & speak my mind so I told her I should have got you for my massage. I told her I only got $260. I cannot pay any additional amount & I'm owed another 30 minutes your coworker didn't finish.

Candy was sweet about it as her name suggests & said don't worry babe, I'll take care of you no charge. I'm like oh shit. We didn't fuck but foreplay action. She was teasing me & allowing me to touch her breasts, her ass & finger her plus stimulate her click & before that fun she was hella moist cause she came into the room already into me & was completely opposite of Eengie. She liked how big my dick was and said she wanted me to fuck her & if I had the money on me I would have to be honest. Candy, by far is the hottest MILF I've seen at an AMP up to now.

She massaged me on the flip but a lot of stroking of my cock, kissing it, tracing her lips on my cock & a little lick action& light blowing. I was able to easily get her to come about 4 times with my hands as I am very skilled with foreplay. Anyway, she was into it & had to stop herself from fucking me cause she wanted to but I told her I ain't got the mullah on me but yeah she was kissing up on my body & I nibbled on her neck & ear lobes while I was playing with her clit as she was standing up leaned over. I had much more of a better experience with candy than Eengie & I didn't even fuck her. Candy tried to jerk me off till completion but I told her it'll be a while cause I just fucked her coworker LOL but she persisted a little. I didn't come again & was satisfied with candy. She finished up massaging me on the flip, and offered to give me $30-40 back. I said naw you can keep it. She said next time you come I want you to fuck me good while she was holding my dick in her hand & she kissed me LOL. I grabbed her nice little ass while holding her looking down as her I said I'll take care of you & I'll be bricked end to end for you. She smiled & giggled a little & was turned on.

All in all nice spa was solid I'd go back again but for candy & she's an exception. I don't mind older women but prefer younger but she's definitely hot asf as a very solid 6 in the face but her body is an 8. She's fit, feminine, sexy, sexy little ass I definitely I'm going to fuck the living shit out of her LOL like I did Lisa at candy who I made came non penetrating 4 times & penetrating 6 times, a total of 10 times. Lasted near 20 minutes cause she & I was into it & I believe candy & I will have that chemistry or similar. I don't recommend Eengie fellas. My coworker LOL lead me down wrong path but fuck it glad he had fun I take blame, and it's on me & least it lead me to candy so whatever. I will be going back & recommend it as they're on alert with camera system & keeping tabs on it plus postage signs of notices to suggest they don't do illegal stuff LOL in case cops come in etc LOL.

I'll be going for my bday week in mid March & will hit her up & maybe candy massage again for Momo than another one off the list or other suggestions. Trying to stay local but wouldn't mind Portland. Anyway thanks for your review & I hope my helps others. They say the best teacher is experience. Well I say the even better teacher is someone else's experience, as it'll save you time & money. Stay safe out there fellas & have fun responsibly. Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn & I learned about Eengie, but won with Candy.

[Elgato99]

Been at this a few months. Got a lot of info from this board so I thought I would share. Obviously with the rotation thing may not be up to date. But here goes. I'll try and keep things simple.

Sunny Foot Massage:

Standard ending, I should have known when I walked in there was not much else on the table. Tried to charge FS price for HE. I won't be back.

LanLan:

Got FS. But it got interrupted by some boomer and there is only one girl there. And definitely not hot enough to get me going again after the interruption. I did go again, because I'm an idiot.

Nice on Joy:

Got a tight little spinner who is not there anymore. FS, and knew how to finish me off quick. A little too quick.

Oriental Pearl:

A few pages back someone mentioned the whole scene being disturbed by someone trying to buy a gift card. I was there too. Didn't get Angela. But some other older woman. We had a good time. FS. With BBBJ finish.

Moon Spa on TV HWY:

Terrible. Shitty massage with standard ending. With the caveat that I've never been jerked off so bad in my life. Also location is pretty fucking weird.

LanLan:

Similar experience. FS, but ended up finishing with CBJ. Same broad. I'm stupid.

Sunshine in Hillsboro:

Decent massage. HE was offered only. I declined.

Evergreen:

Amazing massage. No services offered except self service.

Nice on Joy:

New girl. She was alright, but not what I was looking for. FS fun was had, but it was just. Ok. That and she had more Bush than I would prefer. Great tits though.

Nice on Joy:

So this day I planned on trying to get Angela at Oriental Pearl. She was busy and said come back in 2 hours. That rack looked good but I was on a mission. So I went to Nice, but was only going to stay if candy was available. She was. An hour of massage and FS with all the fixings was provided. Worth it.

FWIW. Based on these forums I have only ever offered up a max of $$ for and hour.