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02-28-25 18:16 #9740Senior Member

Posts: 180Happy on 4th Plain in the Couve
Just saw Monica, she's my new favorite. I saw her at a place in eastern WA and got her number and she texted that she's now at Happy.
The location stinks and it looks like a dump from the outside. A little better inside, but not the best looking place. Aside from that the service was the best I've had yet at an AMP. I'd never have gone in unless I knew there was a top notch lady there.
Was greeted by an older-ish woman with bright red lipstick. Pretty cute, but was not there for her. Didn't get a name. Asked for Monica and got ushered to a room paid the house fee for an hour (. 6) and told to wait for 5 min. She left and shouted Monica's name and something in Chinese after.
About 10 min later Monica comes bounding in, all smiles in her polka dot dress. Big hug and kiss and starts undressing me. Last time I did the whole meh massage thing for the first 10 min, this time I asked to skip it. Tip given, dress vanishes and it's GFE time. Little post game makeout, chat via phone translator, hot towel, water bottle and on my way.
Monica is the most attractive AMP provider I've met. Maybe 5' tall, very tiny waist, but still has some boobs and butt. Killer smile too. Looks like a cute kindergarten teacher and very eager to please. Says she's 27, but I'd have guessed younger. Says she'll be there through the end of March. I'll certainly repeat.
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02-28-25 17:55 #9739Senior Member

Posts: 41It's really funny that someone who posts no reviews complain and accuse people of being shills. You can go and look at my posts and call me a shill if you want. Truth is I've frequented two main shops for the past 3 months. I write long reviews because I like writing LOL. I don't have friends who do this hobby so I don't really get to talk about it anywhere else. I'm wondering what people want out of this forum? I guarantee if I write something like "I went to candy. Had a good time" people would get mad at no details. Just my two cents.
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02-28-25 17:10 #9738Senior Member

Posts: 41I usually rave about Love. But the rotation lately has been questionable. Save yourself a visit until someone worthwhile shows up.
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02-28-25 15:12 #9737Regular Member

Posts: 4Super long reviews
I've been watching these threads for a couple years now. And all of a sudden people have been posting extremely long reviews. Honestly is seems a little strange to me and it feels like some of them are just using a ton of filler words and over explaining all of the details. Shilling has been a recent topic and I feel like some of this could be that because if a AMP is slow they can have hours to type all of this stuff out and just mentioning a bunch of places to them maybe makes it seem less suspicious, plants the thoughts of visiting some of these lesser known places in our heads without making it seem to favor one more than the other.
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02-28-25 13:39 #9736Senior Member

Posts: 1790Elgato
Pretty much sums it up. I too am stupid and revisit occasionally. I have found if I had a bad experience, I wait 3 months for the rotation to occur and it can be totally different. That said. Evergreen has always been more legit and self service. The others are hit and miss Oriental pearl is pretty consistent and good The place next to Dr Feelgoods on TV can be fun but the Mammason does not want a lot of noise. So keep it down when extras are occurring. Usually its just roaming and a HJ but one never knows Depends on the desperateness of the girl working.
As I am in the Hillsburrito area later in the evening. I often rotate between these places listed Sunny always has fugly older girls so I have stopped going there a couple of years ago. Occasionally I stop in but always see grannies.
So many places so little time. Money is not the issue but I still like value for my bang for the buck. I also never pay more than 200 usually its 100 over the house fee for FS. So not too bad in my opinion. Cheaper then renting a hotel and a GPS girl who might be who knows how hygienically clean. One thing about these Oriental girls. They tend to be super clean. Nice smelling sweet most of the time and have some of the cutest VJs around. Nice and delicate. Not all beat up like some hos off the street.
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02-28-25 11:22 #9735Senior Member

Posts: 1956You don't need to pay more
Gentleman, a friendly reminder that you don't need to pay more, and if you do, you are encouraging them to expect more, and keep asking for higher prices. Two examples that come to mind are Candy on Holgate and Love on Powell.
I have been to many many AMPs in the Portland metro area.
I continue to get an hour of massage and boom boom for 200, half hour 170.
As another gentleman said, if you get push back, an extra 20 will turn a frown upside down.
Don't hesitate to walk away if a girl gives you a GPS attitude. If one place says no, the next place will say yes.
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02-28-25 03:04 #9734Regular Member

Posts: 129Nice Spa on Joy exp from my list as recommended by a coworker of mine who went
First off THANK YOU very much for responding & adding value to my AMP & saving me time. So I went to Nice Spa & got some chick named Eengie. My coworker said she massaged above avg & also was a good fuck, had nice natural boobs etc. I must of got her on a bad day cause his review of her LOL was not accurate & I wish I got candy instead to be honest, because she has a much better body. More on her after I get into Eengie literally & figuratively speaking LOL.
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Anyway, Eengie is a mid to late 30's pretty chick with C to possibly D cup natural tits. Not much of an ass. She's about a 6 although my coworker who seen her remarked lmao that she's a 7 among other good aspects of her. I was not impressed to say the least on the FS part. Her massage was solid & worth it & tbh I actually enjoyed that more LOL. She kept complaining I was Too big for her & that she liked small dicks LOL which turned me off tbh. She also haggled me for more money when I brought $260 as my guy D said when he went that he paid a total of about $230 for 30 min massage plus boom boom. She wanted to charge me like $50 LOL for a covered BJ & wanted more than $260. I'm telling her lady you lost your damn mind LOL for a covered BJ & you short changing my massage when I paid for an hr & all you Gave me was 30 minutes. She had to cut my shit short, because one of her regulars was in smh.
A total of two distractions including one of her regulars coming in. She was trying to rush me asking me if I came yet while I was fucking her. Her head game was lack luster. I've had much better CBJ's at Kai yuan for example with one chick I use to see on a regular until she started texting me being goofy & not answering my Q on getting boom boom from her LOL so unlikely I see her for a bit but I digress. Anyway, I'm fucking her going ape shit on that poonani & she's moaning & came 4 times but kept trying to push me out of her till the point where she didn't want my full cock in her do that made it weird so I went slower. I wanted to hit the back of that wall LOL & make the broad squirt like I did Lisa several times at Candy massage.
Eengie I won't ever see again. Sex was not good & I could have got better. My guy D must of got her on a good day cause she was robotic, bitchy, pushy on more money for lack luster FS. Massage though was worth $70 for hr but didn't get it. She was attracted to me, but was bitchy about my dick size & did not show enthusiasm during FS fun so it made my experience with her lame. Anyway, she starts to leave & I'm like Ayo, I got another 30 minutes left for massage. Either I get my money back or some of it or someone else comes in & finishes the part Eengie should have. She can see I was visibly annoyed so she called candy to come take care of me.
Candy comes in. Candy is probably in her 40's. I'm usually not into older women as much but I do like some. Candy is a straight MILF. She's a solid 6. Great body, great little sexy ass, nice pussy etc & a freak & **** the way I like it. I should have got her smh but oh well learning lesson. My coworker D was way off LOL on his review at least for me based on my experience with her. So yeah, Candy had braded hair, C cup tits nice & upward probably fake but couldn't tell as much. She showed me her ass & sexy underwear I got hard instantly again LOL & she started to jerk me off smoothly. At this pt I'm pissed LOL cause I'm like fuck. Why didn't I get her? She would have been a great fuck for me. She can see I was perplexed & annoyed & she asked me what's wrong & I'm straight forward & speak my mind so I told her I should have got you for my massage. I told her I only got $260. I cannot pay any additional amount & I'm owed another 30 minutes your coworker didn't finish.
Candy was sweet about it as her name suggests & said don't worry babe, I'll take care of you no charge. I'm like oh shit. We didn't fuck but foreplay action. She was teasing me & allowing me to touch her breasts, her ass & finger her plus stimulate her click & before that fun she was hella moist cause she came into the room already into me & was completely opposite of Eengie. She liked how big my dick was and said she wanted me to fuck her & if I had the money on me I would have to be honest. Candy, by far is the hottest MILF I've seen at an AMP up to now.
She massaged me on the flip but a lot of stroking of my cock, kissing it, tracing her lips on my cock & a little lick action& light blowing. I was able to easily get her to come about 4 times with my hands as I am very skilled with foreplay. Anyway, she was into it & had to stop herself from fucking me cause she wanted to but I told her I ain't got the mullah on me but yeah she was kissing up on my body & I nibbled on her neck & ear lobes while I was playing with her clit as she was standing up leaned over. I had much more of a better experience with candy than Eengie & I didn't even fuck her. Candy tried to jerk me off till completion but I told her it'll be a while cause I just fucked her coworker LOL but she persisted a little. I didn't come again & was satisfied with candy. She finished up massaging me on the flip, and offered to give me $30-40 back. I said naw you can keep it. She said next time you come I want you to fuck me good while she was holding my dick in her hand & she kissed me LOL. I grabbed her nice little ass while holding her looking down as her I said I'll take care of you & I'll be bricked end to end for you. She smiled & giggled a little & was turned on.
All in all nice spa was solid I'd go back again but for candy & she's an exception. I don't mind older women but prefer younger but she's definitely hot asf as a very solid 6 in the face but her body is an 8. She's fit, feminine, sexy, sexy little ass I definitely I'm going to fuck the living shit out of her LOL like I did Lisa at candy who I made came non penetrating 4 times & penetrating 6 times, a total of 10 times. Lasted near 20 minutes cause she & I was into it & I believe candy & I will have that chemistry or similar. I don't recommend Eengie fellas. My coworker LOL lead me down wrong path but fuck it glad he had fun I take blame, and it's on me & least it lead me to candy so whatever. I will be going back & recommend it as they're on alert with camera system & keeping tabs on it plus postage signs of notices to suggest they don't do illegal stuff LOL in case cops come in etc LOL.
I'll be going for my bday week in mid March & will hit her up & maybe candy massage again for Momo than another one off the list or other suggestions. Trying to stay local but wouldn't mind Portland. Anyway thanks for your review & I hope my helps others. They say the best teacher is experience. Well I say the even better teacher is someone else's experience, as it'll save you time & money. Stay safe out there fellas & have fun responsibly. Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn & I learned about Eengie, but won with Candy.
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02-27-25 16:54 #9733Regular Member

Posts: 6Beaverton / Hillsboro
Been at this a few months. Got a lot of info from this board so I thought I would share. Obviously with the rotation thing may not be up to date. But here goes. I'll try and keep things simple.
Sunny Foot Massage:
Standard ending, I should have known when I walked in there was not much else on the table. Tried to charge FS price for HE. I won't be back.
LanLan:
Got FS. But it got interrupted by some boomer and there is only one girl there. And definitely not hot enough to get me going again after the interruption. I did go again, because I'm an idiot.
Nice on Joy:
Got a tight little spinner who is not there anymore. FS, and knew how to finish me off quick. A little too quick.
Oriental Pearl:
A few pages back someone mentioned the whole scene being disturbed by someone trying to buy a gift card. I was there too. Didn't get Angela. But some other older woman. We had a good time. FS. With BBBJ finish.
Moon Spa on TV HWY:
Terrible. Shitty massage with standard ending. With the caveat that I've never been jerked off so bad in my life. Also location is pretty fucking weird.
LanLan:
Similar experience. FS, but ended up finishing with CBJ. Same broad. I'm stupid.
Sunshine in Hillsboro:
Decent massage. HE was offered only. I declined.
Evergreen:
Amazing massage. No services offered except self service.
Nice on Joy:
New girl. She was alright, but not what I was looking for. FS fun was had, but it was just. Ok. That and she had more Bush than I would prefer. Great tits though.
Nice on Joy:
So this day I planned on trying to get Angela at Oriental Pearl. She was busy and said come back in 2 hours. That rack looked good but I was on a mission. So I went to Nice, but was only going to stay if candy was available. She was. An hour of massage and FS with all the fixings was provided. Worth it.
FWIW. Based on these forums I have only ever offered up a max of $$ for and hour.
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02-27-25 10:24 #9732Regular Member

Posts: 129Looking for FS $260 is my budget in the Beaverton / Hillsboro surrounding areas
Sup fellas,
I wanted to get FS within the Beaverton / Hillsboro area. Candy & going back for MoMo per my last review is intriguing cause I know FS plus how she looks & all, although I clapped Lisa's cheeks last time LOL & it was magnificent LOL, I know MoMo LOL would be great too. However, I'm a city man kinda person from LA born & raised. I take public transportation so I ain't trying to go there from Tanasbourne area as it takes up to 1. 5 hrs to about near 2 hrs.
I'm trying to stay local. I've seen old reviews up to a yr ago I do from 1st to the 100th page, but I need recent intel on places in these areas at least a month before up to now. Anyway, I'll share the places on my list & I'll ask ya'll if it's FS cause that's what I want. I don't want to go into shops to only get BJ, HJ. I want to do a AMP chick no question. So by me traveling via public transportation or using my electric scooter if it's 30-45 minutes away from my pad, I ain't trying to waste my time. My budget is strictly $260 which candy I paid $270 which ain't bad either. Would prefer lower of course but yeah. I plan on going today or Friday tomorrow so I'm hoping to hear from anyone who has experience with the shops I'm about to list & if they're full service plus info on the masseuses there at the shops listed as I definitely want to smash a 7 preferably and at least a 6 at minimum that's in their 20's to mid 30's.
Shops I'm looking at trying for FS:
1. Oriental Pearl Spa (Beaverton) tried it before I know they offer FS. Got a massage by an older lady in her late 40's. She tried to convince me for FS & asked for $300. No matter the price even reduced LOL I wouldn't have smashed LOL. The owner & her was pushy on tips & kinda rude so I lost interest going back but heard about this Angela chick so I'm curious but I'm not into fake breasts & I'm into natural aspects of a woman's body, just my preference. My issue last time I went was mediocre massage plus interruptions. I want to go to a shop where I won't be interrupted from getting my massage to smashing the masseuse LOL. It's down the street from me so a scooter ride would be 5-7 minutes approximately. I'm hesitant plus also heard Angela can rush & I'm not trying to rush either. At candy I went over time by 17 minutes no extra charge & she was into it greatly. I don't want to smash a chick who ain't into either.
2. Blue Rose Spa (Beaverton).
3. Sunshine spa (Hillsboro) by hospital: Tried to go there multiple times. Claimed they were busy & only had one girl there working so I can see when people come in during your massage she will have to leave to answer the door. Hate when places don't have a dedicated receptionist like how places like Aloha massage does (my favorite to get just a massage highly highly recommend if you just want a great to excellent full body massage.).
4. Lan Lan Spa (Hillsboro).
5. Red Rose on 2nd street (Beaverton) went there few weeks back to check it out being I had a haircut & was 15 minutes early so I checked it out. An older lady with a nice rack & solid thickness to her body who appeared to be in her late 40's with a short dress & her breasts popping out was there. I didn't find her attractive enough to smash so when she greeted me I said I'm just looking. If any younger women are there I'd go especially if they offer FS. My holistic place is there so perhaps I can just skip massage & get FS than go get chiropractor work plus stem warm pack etc there but yeah I'm open to it but if she's there naw. She was the only one who was last time I went. I'd be open to trying the one on Saltzman as well if they have FS & younger women between 21-35 etc.
6. Lucky Foot spa (Cornell / Beaverton).
7. Zen foot massage (Beaverton).
8. Super massage (Beaverton).
9. New Asian Flower Spa on TV HWY: last time I went I got shorted by 15 minutes for a 30 min massage plus pushy on tips & massage was mediocre & only HJ, CBJ was offered & I declined. Never went back after but heard or seen reviews that they have younger women now plus some offer FS so I'd be down to try it again.
10. Eastern Spa: (Beaverton).
11. Blue rose spa (Beaverton).
12. Nine Spa.
13. Nice spa.
14. Oriental foot massage: went there once & smashed a 6 Asian chick name Tia I believe she had a tight poonani & squeezed her shit on my cock when I was destroying her from behind. She's alright but wouldn't go back again for her but considering going back for another chick if y'all know others who been there recently within a month or so up to now.
Alternatives I'll consider despite in Portland for FS.
1. Candy massage: It's for sure FS & MoMo definitely wants me to come back & smash her per what she said & done LOL although I was there for Lisa per my last recent review on my candy experience. I definitely will at some point go back for her. Maybe in two weeks during my bday week but we'll see maybe this time but I want to stay local preferably.
2. Love spa (Portland) heard a lot of good things about this one on reviews & be open to it but as I said trying to stay local but depending on reviews that are recent within a month up to now from ya'll I'd be willing to go today or on Friday tmr for FS.
3. Sunny Spa (87th ave in Portland).
4. Everyday Spa (NE Halsey) heard about this place a lot too so if I don't check it out now I'd check it out in near future.
I'd greatly appreciate it if anyone or multiple folks can provide me with details, name of women they got a massage by & FS from etc within a month up to now. Again, my budget is $260 total with getting an hr massage plus Full service to smash. I prefer a chick between 21-35 with B cup to C cup preferably real tits, solid head game, ass be good too cause I'm an ass guy but most Asian women don't got it so yeah. Preferably a chick who like to smash & won't be robotic about it or mechanical. Like I said, I want to go get some poonani today or tomorrow with at a place where customer service is solid & the chick is a 6-7 preferably 7 where $260 tops or lower gets me to home plate on FS including cost of hr massage plus FS at $260. I ain't trying to negotiate price & not budging on higher so it's $260 for FS with hr massage or less or a hard no & I'm out. I want to text these places & ask them straight up before going & not waste my time, but they'd get suspicious & won't answer on price pt for FS & some places I texted show me pics of the girls too which is nice which some of these on the list like half or a little less than half showed me pics of the girls.
Whatever place I go to from these today or tmr Friday I'm going to be transparent up front before I even pay for the massage with the masseuse and say I want an hr massage & boom boom. I may not even say the price cause if I let them know I got $260 they will say that but it be great to get an hr massage plus boom boom for less then $260. Reviews I seen said $200 LOL which I personally never experienced at these AMP's. Generally I did go from $220 lowest between $300 but mostly in the $240-60 range from my experience. Anyway, I'm a little tight on funds with rent coming up & essential bills & all I got is $260 that I am willing to play with so I'm trying to find the for sure thing on FS, a solid to decent massage plus other attributes I listed. Can y'all give me the HBO special by Helping a fellow AMP monger out? Greatly appreciate in advance.
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02-25-25 20:58 #9731Senior Member

Posts: 250I just tell them the truth, that I'm shopping for a massage and there are a couple of other places I want to check, but I might be back. They're always surprised when I do come back.
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02-25-25 17:07 #9730Senior Member

Posts: 852I also use this excuse often but sometimes you can tell the girls know you are BSing if they are regulars there for a long time. Like if I want to leave I'll say I was hoping my friend Coco was working today, maybe ill come back when she is here. If they have been there for a while all day everyday, they know there aint no Coco haha. Or I some of them will play along and said oh I am Coco. HahaIll respond with no its a different coco, my friend I always see here. Haha.
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But then who cares, I just shrug my shoulders and leave.
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02-25-25 11:36 #9729Regular Member

Posts: 19If I'm not liking what I see, I will just ask for a name I know is not there and then say "I'm looking for * so I must have the wrong place" and walk out. Just another idea.
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02-25-25 09:33 #9728Senior Member

Posts: 92Great job on the recon. I always advocate being ready to leave immediately if you don't see what you like.
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You can always ask them "where are the girls in the ads?" and they will say they're not working right now. So tell them you'll check back later to see if the girls in the ads are working.
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02-25-25 01:17 #9727Regular Member

Posts: 129Thanks. I appreciate your reviews bro. They've been very helpful.
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02-25-25 01:15 #9726Regular Member

Posts: 129Request of Kai Yuan review
Sure. So that's been one of my main go to spots. Some of the girls that I like left to New York and probably won't return but yeah. So they do offer covered BJ, licking of balls bare, hand job till completion, boob play rather sucking on, licking, touching etc. No boom boom. The beds are not as comfortable as I'd like especially the head part. The area is busy and is not far from police station. It's best to go early in morning to as late as 3 pm or so right before folks get off work etc. Kai Yuan is very popular so make sure to connect with the girls you like & get their cell & ask them their availability etc as I have done.
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They have solid variety & the only one that I've came across that actually massages decent to good imo is Jieny. She's a total sweetheart & has Girlfriend experience & is very upbeat. She's not a good kisser LOL or tongue which ain't my thing as much. Looks wise she's about a 6. Big tits but they're a little droopy so yeah. Head game is solid as well & she's a loud moaner LOL.
They rotate girls between that shop & Asian flower spa so it's difficult for me to tell you which girls are good etc esp when some left to New York but I do like, Bella, Amy, Apple, Jieny, Gianna & all are between 6-7's in looks etc & some fake boobs like Bella but she in NY now to my knowledge. They're friendly & if you build rapport with them they will go the extra mile to tell you where they're working & their availability etc plus if they're attracted to you they will act like your girlfriends LOL & text you when you're not getting a massage & perhaps may do some extra shit that isn't allowed like uncovered BJ & perhaps offer Full service but it's rare & their boss is on they ass on things so yeah unlikely boom boom.
Some dress you up and all that if they like you & have great customer service. You're looking at $230-260 or so in regards to extra service plus hr massage which is $70. Girls do have Venmo, cash app etc & they do take card but prefer cash. Their card fee is I believe $3. They have their restroom to the right of the shop when you enter the bedding areas. Room temp is relatively comfortable. They have approximately 4-5 or 6 tops girls working often so not much distraction with them going in & out from my experience, but that could potentially vary given they rotate these girls every month between Kai yuan & Asian flower spa. The area is surrounded by food joints & the food carts is good & plentiful of options of different variety of ethnic foods which is approximately 5-7 blocks down from Kai Yuan so if you bust a nut LOL and get hungry after you'll have plenty of food options around you plus grocery outlet to use their ATM which is across the street.
The entrance is a back alley and a little conspicuous but yeah LOL anyway, it's one of my favorites here in the Hillsboro area. You can kinda negotiate with the girls but you do risk a chance of them not favoring you next time etc. From my experience, they were not pushy on tips and often let you set the amount extras. Some would take $100 so it be $170 & others $150-200 which at other shops you can full service for $200-$280 so that's one thing I will say about Kai yuan that's a negative is they charge a little high on extras minus sex but the girls most of them are good looking 6's-7's plus got good head game etc so yeah. They have variety in body type from petite to medium to more meat on the bone etc. The vibe is chill I like it & they offer you water after as well. Most of them are very upbeat & have GFE type of vibe so I recommend for sure. The shop does respond to text and tells you who is working & age group which you're looking at between 26-36 or so. Any other Qs you have you can ask or just DM me. Hope this helps. Have fun.







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