Massage Parlor Reports

**LicknItGood200** · 03-01-25 17:33

Originally Posted by ChristNotama [View Original Post]

Was you the one leaving gifts and flowers?

Hell no! I left hot deposits! She sucks better than the 2 minutes she gives you guys though...lol

**ChristNotama** · 03-01-25 17:30

Originally Posted by LicknItGood200 [View Original Post]

Get your going away special!! I left her dripping very early. Beat the rush!! Leaving soon 3rd St Mia

Was you the one leaving gifts and flowers?

**LicknItGood200** · 03-01-25 17:15

Originally Posted by ChristNotama [View Original Post]

It might be another Mia, because the Mia I know is skinny as hell, like really skinny, unless she actually gained some weight, can anyone confirm?

Get your going away special!! I left her dripping very early. Beat the rush!! Leaving soon 3rd St Mia

**GizmoTool** · 03-01-25 17:00

Originally Posted by DarkStar58 [View Original Post]

Just curious, was it a classic or a double roast beef sandwich. With or without horsey sauce.

Hopefully no Arby's sauce. Lmao.

**Bc2508** · 02-28-25 23:50

Originally Posted by Rentahoo [View Original Post]

You don't have to look much to see that when someone asks for help with no history, they are generally told to RTFF. But when we say it again, we weren't being helpful enough. And then calling people asses (yes we can use a bad word).

The initial responses were like the same old same old that apparently were communicated to others and gave no reason as to why. My point in congratulating the gentleman that went into detail was just that. Yelling at some newbie to "read the fucking forum", or do your own homework comes off as the angry old man yelling at the kids to get off his lawn. Being new that comes off as mad disrespectful and gives me no fucking reason as to why my simple question caused all this backlash. This person that last responded went out of their way to give reason as to why someone didn't just message with the address. His reasoning and information made me understand why the previous SMs messaged the way they did even if not understood at the time. Bitching at newbies week in and week out has got to annoying as hell I can see. But again, telling someone to read a forum, or telling them to do their own work doesn't let them know why. I am not blaming anyone for not giving any information. I am bringing attention to the lack of information to newbies that you all seem to say you have to break down each week. I was appreciative of the last message because it gave reason to things I didn't think of because I am new. As I stated before, if this is a true issue that you vets deal with all the time I ask that you come up with a newbie rules list or some shit. It would keep the forum clear of this garbage and people will know not to do it and why.

**Bc2508** · 02-28-25 23:21

Originally Posted by Rentahoo [View Original Post]

You don't have to look much to see that when someone asks for help with no history, they are generally told to RTFF. But when we say it again, we weren't being helpful enough. And then calling people asses (yes we can use a bad word).

The initial responses were like the same old same old that apparently were communicated to others and gave no reason as to why. My point in congratulating the gentleman that went into detail was just that. Yelling at some newbie to "read the fucking forum", or do your own homework comes off as the angry old man yelling at the kids to get off his lawn. Being new that comes off as mad disrespectful and gives me no fucking reason as to why my simple question caused all this backlash. This person that last responded went out of their way to give reason as to why someone didn't just message with the address. His reasoning and information made me understand why the previous SMs messaged the way they did even if not understood at the time. Bitching at newbies week in and week out has got to annoying as hell I can see. But again, telling someone to read a forum, or telling them to do their own work doesn't let them know why. I am not blaming anyone for not giving any information. I am bringing attention to the lack of information to newbies that you all seem to say you have to break down each week. I was appreciative of the last message because it gave reason to things I didn't think of because I am new. As I stated before, if this is a true issue that you vets deal with all the time I ask that you come up with a newbie rules list or some shit. It would keep the forum clear of this garbage and people will know not to do it and why.

**OhioRich** · 02-28-25 18:11

Originally Posted by LtPantyRaider [View Original Post]

Lurker here, don't really post much but I try to heed the advice in posts. Anyone know of a good reliable AMP to get a good 90 min or 60 min massage, don't really care about extras or HE. Richmond or Petersburg area. Thank you!

Does it have to be an AMP? If you're not looking for a HE then why not go to a Massage Envy (or any of the 100 legit places)? For about the same money (or maybe even a little less) you can get a 6' guy with broad shoulders, long arms and plate size hands that will crush your bones if that's how much of a hard massage you want.

I've been a regular at a few AMPs over my mongering career and even dated a couple of the Mamasans (they dump me when I tell them I don't ever want to get married again). AMP ladies hate massaging women. Why? Need to do actual massage for 55 minutes and a puny tip. In real life, (99%) the ladies want to get you hot, flip you, jerk you and send you home and hope they get a decent tip I. E. You don't gyp them. (Actually, in real life they want you to pay them, tip them and then leave -really.) All of them hate doing a 90 minute massage, even if it's listed on the board. Try doing one yourself on someone (girlfriend, wife, etc.). Just the standing for 90 minutes will knock you out.

That's the funny thing about this business. Most guys want an HE and most AMP workers want to provide one (so you'll leave). It's getting past that first visit that's so tough / awkward. I've always tipped 100%. (I mean, she's handling your junk and cleaning up the hazmat mess you made.) Only once did I get sent home with the blues. (I say "Here, let me tip you now so I don't forget".) No cop is going to do that. It's even better if you can do it at the front desk. If you get cheated, come back and write a review so we'll know and we thank you for your service. Advice: For a legit massage go to a legit place. If you want to go to a legit AMP, try Skyline on Midlo.

**LicknItGood200** · 02-28-25 14:32

Originally Posted by ItsThatGuy [View Original Post]

Clear out your inbox.

Inbox Cleared.

**Its That Guy** · 02-28-25 14:12

Originally Posted by LicknItGood200 [View Original Post]

The real issue is the nasty habits. I have her strip the table and replace everything. Does it work?? I don't know but I feel better. I used to see my ATF Sophie get a new room. Strip the bed and work from the fitted sheet. I noticed all these tracks from corner to corner. LOL She said come on. I said hell no got the flat sheet out and covered the bed. Having said that you guys have known this forever.

Mia told me if you don't like it don't come. True! As far as bringing roses it all depends on what you want. I recently saw Zoey (Cary St.) and first she gave me a limited menu then asked three times "what do you want?" bring roses. Zoey is hot (let me roam freely) and I'll test her out again but she was rushy. She needs to get to know me a little better! DM me if I'm missing anything! Don't go in like a cave man thinking you are the one and only! Before I forget ask for their digits and communicate directly. This helps but I did get bumped one day and was pissed but everything was made right. She was on the nuggies til her nose ran. Looked at me Mo? Damn right!

There's three sides to every story!

Clear out your inbox.

**LtPantyRaider** · 02-28-25 11:53

Lurker here, don't really post much but I try to heed the advice in posts. Anyone know of a good reliable AMP to get a good 90 min or 60 min massage, don't really care about extras or HE. Richmond or Petersburg area. Thank you!

**DarkStar58** · 02-28-25 10:44

Originally Posted by RvaGhost [View Original Post]

This girl had no tattoo that I could see just a 1 lb Arby's roast beef sandwich hanging between her legs.

Just curious, was it a classic or a double roast beef sandwich. With or without horsey sauce.

**LicknItGood200** · 02-28-25 08:33

Originally Posted by Hatch7508 [View Original Post]

He's not describing Mia. Mia is petite and doesn't have a beat up vagina. She is one of my all time favorites. Saw her earlier this week before she leaves. Hate to see her leave tomorrow but Hopefully she will be back soon.

The real issue is the nasty habits. I have her strip the table and replace everything. Does it work?? I don't know but I feel better. I used to see my ATF Sophie get a new room. Strip the bed and work from the fitted sheet. I noticed all these tracks from corner to corner. LOL She said come on. I said hell no got the flat sheet out and covered the bed. Having said that you guys have known this forever.

Mia told me if you don't like it don't come. True! As far as bringing roses it all depends on what you want. I recently saw Zoey (Cary St.) and first she gave me a limited menu then asked three times "what do you want?" bring roses. Zoey is hot (let me roam freely) and I'll test her out again but she was rushy. She needs to get to know me a little better! DM me if I'm missing anything! Don't go in like a cave man thinking you are the one and only! Before I forget ask for their digits and communicate directly. This helps but I did get bumped one day and was pissed but everything was made right. She was on the nuggies til her nose ran. Looked at me Mo? Damn right!

There's three sides to every story!

**RvaGhost** · 02-27-25 22:47

Originally Posted by ChristNotama [View Original Post]

Skinny, belly tattoo, fake tattas? Really long hair?

This girl had no tattoo that I could see just a 1 lb Arby's roast beef sandwich hanging between her legs.

**Thays** · 02-27-25 22:25

Originally Posted by WhatsBreakfast [View Original Post]

Maybe one of y'all should bring a black light in there and shine it around the room with them in it LOL. But you might traumatize yourself too.

Hahaha I'm going to do that, or maybe next time I go to 3rd or Ljs.

**Hatch7508** · 02-27-25 20:43

Originally Posted by ChristNotama [View Original Post]

It might be another Mia, because the Mia I know is skinny as hell, like really skinny, unless she actually gained some weight, can anyone confirm?

He's not describing Mia. Mia is petite and doesn't have a beat up vagina. She is one of my all time favorites. Saw her earlier this week before she leaves. Hate to see her leave tomorrow but Hopefully she will be back soon.