Massage Parlor Reports

[OhioRich]

Lurker here, don't really post much but I try to heed the advice in posts. Anyone know of a good reliable AMP to get a good 90 min or 60 min massage, don't really care about extras or HE. Richmond or Petersburg area. Thank you!

Does it have to be an AMP? If you're not looking for a HE then why not go to a Massage Envy (or any of the 100 legit places)? For about the same money (or maybe even a little less) you can get a 6' guy with broad shoulders, long arms and plate size hands that will crush your bones if that's how much of a hard massage you want.

I've been a regular at a few AMPs over my mongering career and even dated a couple of the Mamasans (they dump me when I tell them I don't ever want to get married again). AMP ladies hate massaging women. Why? Need to do actual massage for 55 minutes and a puny tip. In real life, (99%) the ladies want to get you hot, flip you, jerk you and send you home and hope they get a decent tip I. E. You don't gyp them. (Actually, in real life they want you to pay them, tip them and then leave -really.) All of them hate doing a 90 minute massage, even if it's listed on the board. Try doing one yourself on someone (girlfriend, wife, etc.). Just the standing for 90 minutes will knock you out.

That's the funny thing about this business. Most guys want an HE and most AMP workers want to provide one (so you'll leave). It's getting past that first visit that's so tough / awkward. I've always tipped 100%. (I mean, she's handling your junk and cleaning up the hazmat mess you made.) Only once did I get sent home with the blues. (I say "Here, let me tip you now so I don't forget".) No cop is going to do that. It's even better if you can do it at the front desk. If you get cheated, come back and write a review so we'll know and we thank you for your service. Advice: For a legit massage go to a legit place. If you want to go to a legit AMP, try Skyline on Midlo.

[LicknItGood200]

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[Its That Guy]

The real issue is the nasty habits. I have her strip the table and replace everything. Does it work?? I don't know but I feel better. I used to see my ATF Sophie get a new room. Strip the bed and work from the fitted sheet. I noticed all these tracks from corner to corner. LOL She said come on. I said hell no got the flat sheet out and covered the bed. Having said that you guys have known this forever.

Mia told me if you don't like it don't come. True! As far as bringing roses it all depends on what you want. I recently saw Zoey (Cary St.) and first she gave me a limited menu then asked three times "what do you want?" bring roses. Zoey is hot (let me roam freely) and I'll test her out again but she was rushy. She needs to get to know me a little better! DM me if I'm missing anything! Don't go in like a cave man thinking you are the one and only! Before I forget ask for their digits and communicate directly. This helps but I did get bumped one day and was pissed but everything was made right. She was on the nuggies til her nose ran. Looked at me Mo? Damn right!

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[LtPantyRaider]

Lurker here, don't really post much but I try to heed the advice in posts. Anyone know of a good reliable AMP to get a good 90 min or 60 min massage, don't really care about extras or HE. Richmond or Petersburg area. Thank you!

[DarkStar58]

This girl had no tattoo that I could see just a 1 lb Arby's roast beef sandwich hanging between her legs.

Just curious, was it a classic or a double roast beef sandwich. With or without horsey sauce.

[LicknItGood200]

He's not describing Mia. Mia is petite and doesn't have a beat up vagina. She is one of my all time favorites. Saw her earlier this week before she leaves. Hate to see her leave tomorrow but Hopefully she will be back soon.

The real issue is the nasty habits. I have her strip the table and replace everything. Does it work?? I don't know but I feel better. I used to see my ATF Sophie get a new room. Strip the bed and work from the fitted sheet. I noticed all these tracks from corner to corner. LOL She said come on. I said hell no got the flat sheet out and covered the bed. Having said that you guys have known this forever.

Mia told me if you don't like it don't come. True! As far as bringing roses it all depends on what you want. I recently saw Zoey (Cary St.) and first she gave me a limited menu then asked three times "what do you want?" bring roses. Zoey is hot (let me roam freely) and I'll test her out again but she was rushy. She needs to get to know me a little better! DM me if I'm missing anything! Don't go in like a cave man thinking you are the one and only! Before I forget ask for their digits and communicate directly. This helps but I did get bumped one day and was pissed but everything was made right. She was on the nuggies til her nose ran. Looked at me Mo? Damn right!

There's three sides to every story!

[RvaGhost]

Skinny, belly tattoo, fake tattas? Really long hair?

This girl had no tattoo that I could see just a 1 lb Arby's roast beef sandwich hanging between her legs.

[Thays]

Maybe one of y'all should bring a black light in there and shine it around the room with them in it LOL. But you might traumatize yourself too.

Hahaha I'm going to do that, or maybe next time I go to 3rd or Ljs.

[Hatch7508]

It might be another Mia, because the Mia I know is skinny as hell, like really skinny, unless she actually gained some weight, can anyone confirm?

He's not describing Mia. Mia is petite and doesn't have a beat up vagina. She is one of my all time favorites. Saw her earlier this week before she leaves. Hate to see her leave tomorrow but Hopefully she will be back soon.

[ChristNotama]

My guess would be the other MT who, from 2/3/25 reports, goes by Sunny or Mae. Mia has a nice round bottom and while she has upper enhancements no one would call them D-size. What makes me want to catch her over at LJS (larger rooms) is the old age, the dress, the comparatively flat Asian bottom and I'm curious about those curtains.


Diplomat, for the sake of the rest of us man try to hold the line at 1.0 after the flip.

It might be another Mia, because the Mia I know is skinny as hell, like really skinny, unless she actually gained some weight, can anyone confirm?

[LowerBackPain]

My guess would be the other MT who, from 2/3/25 reports, goes by Sunny or Mae. Mia has a nice round bottom and while she has upper enhancements no one would call them D-size. What makes me want to catch her over at LJS (larger rooms) is the old age, the dress, the comparatively flat Asian bottom and I'm curious about those curtains.

Skinny, belly tattoo, fake tattas? Really long hair?

Diplomat, for the sake of the rest of us man try to hold the line at 1.0 after the flip.

One day this week I'm planning to go down there and I wanted to know what the rate is. How much should I bring if I want to get FS?

[ChristNotama]

This will be short.

Went on Tuesday for 30 min didn't get her name. Fake Ds no ass bad massage on flip full menu went with an oral exam she asked for 15 I straight laughed at her and said no told her 8 we agreed on 10. She dropped the dress. Completely shaved cat but holy shit was it beat up. Biggest roast beef sandwich I've ever seen. She asked if I wanted to kiss it and I said no. She couldn't pay me to it was scary. She gave a decent oral exam cleaned me up I wiped myself off a bit more with the towel on the table as she got dressed. Then I got dressed as she made the table Roth the same towel I just used to clean my dick with. I really hate these places because they aren't clean.

Skinny, belly tattoo, fake tattas? Really long hair?

[WhatsBreakfast]

I'll be honest with you. In Fredericksburg I've not seen one change the sheets. Only the paper towels and the clean up rags. Same towel over the pillow, same sheets, same towel that's folded back up usually.

Maybe one of y'all should bring a black light in there and shine it around the room with them in it LOL. But you might traumatize yourself too.

[Thays]

While on the subject of not changing sheets / towels, I had an appointment last month at that place on Parham by Blue Ridge for a 60 minute session (always a great massage) which actually lasted 50 minutes; apparently they had booked back to back because someone was coming up the stairs when I was leaving. It's not my intention to give this place a bad rep BUT when finished and I was getting dressed I noticed the MT was rushing to straighten up the table covering, put a new paper towel on the face hole and fold up the sheet place it back on the table. Which made me think WTF do they do with the hot towels or wash cloths that's used to clean up, put them back into hot towel heater thing right after being used? Because I sure in hell didn't see ones she had used on me anywhere in sight when leaving.

I'll be honest with you. In Fredericksburg I've not seen one change the sheets. Only the paper towels and the clean up rags. Same towel over the pillow, same sheets, same towel that's folded back up usually.

[Rck15]

This will be short.

Went on Tuesday for 30 min didn't get her name. Fake Ds no ass bad massage on flip full menu went with an oral exam she asked for 15 I straight laughed at her and said no told her 8 we agreed on 10. She dropped the dress. Completely shaved cat but holy shit was it beat up. Biggest roast beef sandwich I've ever seen. She asked if I wanted to kiss it and I said no. She couldn't pay me to it was scary. She gave a decent oral exam cleaned me up I wiped myself off a bit more with the towel on the table as she got dressed. Then I got dressed as she made the table Roth the same towel I just used to clean my dick with. I really hate these places because they aren't clean.

She is old, very old.