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02-28-25 04:54 #3086Senior Member

Posts: 133I'd like to marry her for an hour. Who is she and where is she located?
With marriage, I assume, everything is available!
Originally Posted by SukijoSeiwaka
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02-25-25 09:39 #3085Senior Member

Posts: 34Three Seven Ontario
I drew up Joy on Saturday, 2. 22. Cute but older, upper 30's maybe early 40's. Huge BBL and MMs that had the line scars on the bottom of her tits but with the lights dim who cares. Actually decent 15 minutes massage and given she was covered head to toe I was starting to worry it wasn't going to happen, maybe I have the wrong vibe. Just then some nice, slow ball teasing and on the flip, put those huge milk makers in the face and let me go to town, then started a CBJ which I highly Do Not recommend, way too much teeth to the point it was starting to be uncomfortable. Asked what I wanted and I said everything, asked what position, I said let's start with you on top to which she retorted "to start?" Okay it was going to be one of those, told her to turn around and I'd doggy her. Didn't last long bc I'm a sucker for fake body, attitude ridden Latinas. . 5 for HH, . 9 for H, I opted for the HH. $ . 2 for the tip. I forgot what days she's there bc she said she's not usually there on Saturdays. I wouldn't repeat but I'd like to see who else is there.
Originally Posted by ElNuthing
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02-25-25 00:01 #3084Senior Member

Posts: 69It's always the same unless people are rude or bad at negotiating. 50 house and 120 tip possible 100 tip if you are good at negotiating.
Originally Posted by ElNuthing
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02-24-25 23:50 #3083Senior Member

Posts: 332We got married
For an hour or so we were married then, it ended. Perfectly legal. Her eyes are really beautiful!
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02-24-25 18:12 #3082Regular Member

Posts: 12What was the damage? I haven't been there in a while.
Originally Posted by Gentleman94
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02-24-25 01:17 #3081Senior Member

Posts: 92Lake Spa in Upland. Mumu
Visiting Ontario for the weekend. After seeing some good reviews I went by Lake Spa in Upland just after they opened on Saturday. Was greeted by Mumu. As prior mongers have noted, she is a very cute taiwanese girl. Slim, nice ass, and beautiful tits (I'm pretty sure they are MM). Started with a light massage. Nothing special with the massage but I was able to finger her puss while she rubbed my back. On the flip we got straight down to business. She seems to love DFK as we kissed like teenagers. Stood up and she dropped to her knees to give an amazing bbj. Had to tell her to stop after a few minutes as I was on the verge of blowing. Threw her on the bed for DATY and MISH. She is an oozer-when I pulled my cock out of her to switch from MISH to doggie she oozed out some juices from her puss. She was ready for it though as she had a Kleenex ready. Went at it in doggie and then back to mish. Was getting fatigued by all the pounding so she took the cover off and finished me with a HJ when DFK.
Overall good experience. If I lived nearby I would visit again. Stay safe fellas.
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02-23-25 21:13 #3080Regular Member

Posts: 2Susie OC in SB
Came to the mp around 12 and Susie greeted me in booty shorts and a spaghetti strap t shirt. She's asian, probably 30 nice legs, ass, and dd manmades. She has an upbeat attitude which does it for me. Massage was great gave me a full 25 min of massage before I reached for her legs then she gave the universal signal for he. 6 she started and I was roaming everywhere. So much so I asked for an upsell to FS she agreed for 1. 4. Good CBJ lots of suction and let me take charge. Only did 1 position bc I finished fast in miss. I'll repeat if I'm in the area again.
Face 7.
Body 9.
CBJ 8.
FS 5.
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02-23-25 18:17 #3079Regular Member

Posts: 1Is anyone else sick of these terrible AI reviews??
I mean come on give it up with this nonsense already. Sounds like Rosey from "The Jetsons".
Originally Posted by DulXiong
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02-23-25 17:44 #3078Senior Member

Posts: 62Massage on Benson
Was sore and decided to try this old spot out again. Used to be me go to but then they upped the house fee and the talent got meh. Pulled Jenny, probably a 7/10, nice rack and face but not ass, looks to be in here mid 20's but you can never tell with asians. When I Arrived she was apparently taking care of someone else so I was left in the room alone to question my decisions for a good 5-10 minutes. Once she arrived, in nothing but a bath towel the massage began. It was actually decent, My entire body was sore from a training exercise and as of me writing this it not longer is but that's about as good as it got. Tip was 1. 50 and service was meh. Started with CBJ, she stroked and sucked while I played with her tits, all natural nice and firm, the bigger side of a B. Slapped her on the face a couple of times, but would not lick balls and just massaged them with her hand. After about 5 minutes of that, we switched to missionary. Normally I like sucking on their tits but she wouldn't have that and kept complaining that they were sensitive. *sigh* okay whatever. Bring her legs over my shoulder and pound her out for a good 10 minutes then bust. Looks like she had some black stuff on her teeth, I've noticed this on a number of providers, not sure if poor oral hygiene or drug use. I've had much better experiences for less money at some other nearby parlors, I like the Benson parlor because of its low-key location but don't think I'll be going back.
My go to is the one by Petrillis now.
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02-21-25 19:35 #3077Senior Member

Posts: 80The M stands for meh
Stopped in a few months back. Pulled Yoyo. I'm pretty sure she's MMS. Petite but nothing stellar in the looks department. CFS taken after some uninspiring BBBJ. No enthusiasm in either, and she had the odor of a recently plowed exit. She answered her phone about 2 minutes into K9, and proceeded to have conversation for like 10 minutes. I could barely keep it up. She called for the other girl to come in to tag.
Originally Posted by BigZhangMang
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Yiyi, was much younger, fun, and tight. Basically started over with her, and salvaged one of the worst events I've attended. I gave her the last of the roses I had to compensate, but I left it up to hear to get her money back from Yoyo.
Tried again another day, but even after texting, there was no contact at the door when I arrived.
I usually give places 3 tries to get some loyalty, but this place really screwed the pooch. YMMV, but probably not.
DD.
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02-21-25 17:44 #3076Banned Member

Posts: 537Mumu. Lake Spa Upland
Had a Session with Mumu.
Looks.
She is a fairly cute girl. Taiwanese, age about 30. Nice slim body. Her skin is light, super soft and warm haha. Slim grabable butt. No tattoos or any noticeable marks. Upper B cups. I honestly couldn't tell if manmade or natural. I was squeezing to see if I could feel the bag but I couldn't. Great job if MM.
Service.
Her service was great! She did a decent massage before the fun part. After the flip, she asks if I want CBJ or BBBJ which I found considerate haha. Good BJ and then 69. Clean. Cover goes on and do cowgirl, mish and doggy. I was aiming for CIM but busted before pulling out. She was great. Not mechanical feeling at all.
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02-21-25 14:18 #3075Senior Member

Posts: 154If you don't mind sharing what was the total damage including house fee?
Originally Posted by Gentleman94
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02-20-25 22:07 #3074Senior Member

Posts: 464M 9 Upland
Saw this joint on Google maps, but zero mention anywhere in the interwebs. Decided to do some reconnaissance. Got there, looked closed, but it ain't. Let's just say I should a left it at that. Oh the horrors.
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02-20-25 22:00 #3073Senior Member

Posts: 69Prob. Idk I haven't seen her since my last review. I still remember when her and Mercedes were thinner and had abs when I would go hard in Mish. God I love those memories.
Originally Posted by Anon3231
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02-20-25 21:42 #3072Senior Member

Posts: 62Garden Spa Temecula
I got to go to the Garden spa. When I got there paid for a hh (50) and Lulu led me into the room. As soon as the door closed she started dfking. She then asked what I wanted. I replied everything and handed over her fee (120). I did bring some extra (80) and she asked if I wanted 2 girls. I said that's all I had and she said that was ok. She left for a bit and came back with Mina. Lulu is a slim 5'6" Chinese girl with C bolt ons, Mina is a 5'2" chineese girl with C bolt ons too. As soon as they came in the wiped my down with alcohol wipes. The Lulu started an excellent BBBJ While Mina offered me dfk and her tits. Mina the 69'ed me and they were both blowing me, after a while while Mina was still riding my face Lulu put on a cover and started ridding me like she hated me. Then I switched to doggy with Lulu and Mina and I were making out. Then Mina and went Mish, they changed covers. Mina was tight af! And while I was pumping away Lulu was liking my balls from behind. After some dfk with Mina and ball liking from Lulu I finished in the bag and the cleaned me up with a warm towel and made out with me during that. 10 out of 10, will definitely repeat.











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