Massage Parlor Reports

[CharlesPeligro]

What's the deal with this place? Stopped by today to scope it out, tried the usual "I'd like an hour" while I drop $$ on the cabinet but the lady insisted I put it in her hand. Tells me it's. 6 for the hour and asks what else I want, seemed like she was motioning HE with her free hand.

Definitely got the vibe she was trying to get me to explicitly say that I was there to pay for something beyond just a massage. This seemed sketchy and definitely made me uncomfortable, so all I said was I wasn't interested and attempted to take my money and leave, but she tried multiple times to get me to stay, going so far as putting her arm in front of me to block me from walking out.

Euro Touch has been well covered on this forum. You won't be covered at Euro Touch.

[Shogun Hua]

One cool site you should check out is urban dictionary. It will define essentially every algorithm ever.

Also, if you type something into google with enough search parameters, amazing things happen. "GPS escort".

I've heard of it, but being old, its not the first place my mind goes for unfamiliar acronyms. When an acronym is used a few hundred times on a website and has its own forum, you'd think it would eventually make it to the "abbreviations" page. You shouldn't need to go another website for an explanation and hopefully people would be helpful and kind when someone new asks for help.

[Harry Horndini]

What's the deal with this place? Stopped by today to scope it out, tried the usual "I'd like an hour" while I drop $$ on the cabinet but the lady insisted I put it in her hand. Tells me it's. 6 for the hour and asks what else I want, seemed like she was motioning HE with her free hand.

Definitely got the vibe she was trying to get me to explicitly say that I was there to pay for something beyond just a massage. This seemed sketchy and definitely made me uncomfortable, so all I said was I wasn't interested and attempted to take my money and leave, but she tried multiple times to get me to stay, going so far as putting her arm in front of me to block me from walking out.

[Markro3000]

Its an honest question. Maybe the "GPS Alerts" should have a pinned comment with the definition or just add it to the abbreviations page if people are going to keep using it? I didn't know what it meant until I asked, someone had used it in the stripper review page.

One cool site you should check out is urban dictionary. It will define essentially every algorithm ever.

Also, if you type something into google with enough search parameters, amazing things happen. "GPS escort".

[AnonyWA]

A little older than you think. Average skill. Offers the usual, TUMA is weak, PM alright and BBBJ average. Can definitely take a pounding. Good bedside manner but not the best chemistry personally. Overall not the best on the block but not a bad experience.

I saw her a little while back and totally agree. I didn't even bother with a review after the experience. She did spend extra time on BLS which I enjoyed.

[Shogun Hua]

Golden pussy syndrome. There's even a whole section of GPS alerts in Seattle section of forum. Come on now. LOL.

Its an honest question. Maybe the "GPS Alerts" should have a pinned comment with the definition or just add it to the abbreviations page if people are going to keep using it? I didn't know what it meant until I asked, someone had used it in the stripper review page.

[Loren Daiz]

GPS? It's not in the Abbreviations.

Golden pussy syndrome. There's even a whole section of GPS alerts in Seattle section of forum. Come on now. LOL.

[Shogun Hua]

Anyone try this place out? There are two recent reviews on RM. Its across the street from Funko Field, 382* Broadway. It looks like a house next "Russell and Hill, attorneys". Thank you!

[Shogun Hua]

I had a great session with Bobo. HWP, I think MM C's 5'6". Just past the shoulders black hair with blonde highlights. She leaves at the end of the month.

[Efurufe]

GPS? It's not in the Abbreviations.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=GPS

[Midnightpass]

I went a few times when Tina was there. She was great. Went back to see another Asian but she had GPS bad. Every time that place was sketch in the lot and inside. The other women all looked drugged and sleeping on couches. I'd go back if Tina was there but it's odd.

GPS? It's not in the Abbreviations.

[Shogun Hua]

I think Yuki is very beautiful, but she is about 5'10", Looks 9, MM B's, HWP, long black hair, late 20's.

She was a aggressive kisser with me, which i enjoyed, solid service. I really enjoyed my time with her. I hope she come back to One or shanghai spa soon.

Julie, I think she is probably close to 30 yo or older, but looks great. HWP. 8 face, MM C's or D's She was doing some topless exercises for me, while showing Iris how she stays in shape, squats, one legged squats and jumping jacks. She seems to be in good shape.

[FlyingGolfball]

Iris told me that Yuki was headed to Good at the end of the month. I might be wrong though.

No, Alyssa also confirmed with me that she would be heading down to Renton. She also told me that some folks want shorter / more petite asian girls than tall ones. F it. I love Yuki and other tall girls, so yeh. I am happy she is staying for another month. I just hope she won't be exhausted too often.

[Strong1954]

Contacted Iris this afternoon and told her I would be arriving about 4 pm and would like Julie for the date. I had not been with her yet. She is a very pretty young lady. Nice body. She told me she was 26. She helped me undress and began kissing very aggressively. She continued to press her body against mine. Eventually, she asked me to lay down and she began to lift my legs to lick the boys. Moving slowly to the shaft. She is very talented with the BBBJ. We switched to DATY which she seemed to enjoy. After a few minutes of DATY she climbed on top for some CFS. I asked if she wanted me to fuck her and she said yes. We played around for a while in the MISH position. I told her I was having a tough time making a deposit today she suggested CIM and we finished like that. She cleaned us up and wanted to cuddle for a good while asking me not to leave. Saw Alyssa on my way out. Iris was off today.

[GeniusCasanova]

I was able to see Julie today after not getting her last time. Last time, I got a shower with Julie, a massage by Iris, and finishing touches from Taimi so that was kinda cool. I originally went to see Julie but audible was called I suppose and got Taimi but was not disappointed.

Face wise, I'd say Julie is above average, with cute features on a petite frame with perfectly sized bolt ones. I would venture to say Julie is in her 30's, possibly older. You know how it is with Asians. Regardless she's very personable and I get very kind vibes. Her technique on my back was average, dry massage, no oil was offered. On the flip, I discovered she was a magician with her mouth, able to DT as far down as she could go, which is all the way to my belly, considering I'm not Shane Diesel if you know what I mean. Great 69 and responsive to DATY, swapping from normal BJ position into 69 seamlessly. Impressive. When it came down to the deed she was tight and responsive, though I only was able to last through normal mish and doggy. Body is perfectly proportioned, I loved the K9 view. I finished in the bag for K9, and she cleaned me up before continuing the massage, focusing on my tight shoulders. She took the time to explain the stretches I should be doing for my arms and shoulders as she noticed the tightness. It was mostly due to me hitting shoulders and back yesterday, but I found her concern absolutely adorable.

I heard Taimi getting pounded during my session and had a laugh about it with Julie. I saw her on my way out, too. Man, you boys are working her hard because she looked exhausted and it wasn't even noon lmao.

Anyway, another great session at Shanghai. I went to One right at opening and two mongers showed up so I decided to not go in since I know they only have two providers over there. LOL Saturday morning might not be the time to go for these popular shops.

Happy Mongering!